>I read you>...>"Sir"What was his problem?
He, like almost every other low-ranking soldier in the Terran army, is a convict forcibly conscripted into service. You're lucky he's following orders at all.
>>720661794Terrans originate as a prison convoy from earth.They all have authority problems.
>>720661794He didn't know it was Ma'am.
>>720661794He's just a bit forgetful and shy.
>>720661875The only guy who actually read the Starcraft lore.
>>720662153>>720661794>Checklist completed... S.O.B.
>>720661875but he's a Marshall
>>720661794I'd be pissed too if they sent me to war on a bike that shoots airsoft pellets at 1 RPM
Sex with infested Kerrigan
>>720664089That would definitely give you some sort of space super aids
>SC didnt end up with the UED coming back in force and absolutely raping the Cthulhu sector to death and instutiting eternal Pax Humanum across the galaxyI wish we would get some more grounded and intelligent writing in games.
>>720664793No can do, now enjoy the hollywood loveslop and whatever the fuck hots and lotv areI'm actually glad they didn't bring back the UED because they would've butchered it
>>720661794It's his first day on the job, cut him some slack.
>>720664089>KerriganI always thought Kerrigan was mulatto with dreads so seeing her white with regular red hair in 2 was a bit surprising. Anyone else saw her differently than the way she was portrayed later?
>>720661794hes a 4channer
>>720665724Looks like a red Diablo 2 cap with Splinter Cell goggles
>>720665724Not "dreads", but I always thought her hair was a bunch of braids.
>>720661794He's a fucking space biker.
>>720661794He knows (You) will never be a woman and wants to rub it in.
>>720664089God imagine the feeling of her wet, gooey zerg pussy
>Into pie; bye-bye pie
>>720661794Hes mercenary, what do you expect?Little pay, 8/9 death immintent
>>720663673Honorary title
>>720666462>implying the Queen of Blades would let you top
>>720663673That's just his name
>>720665724I've seen fully white people do dreads, it's not like you need black hair to do it.
>>720661875>luckyDon't they have neural implants to make them follow orders>if it wasn't for these neural implants you'd be a smoking crater by now
>One of the worst units has all of the best linesHow.
>>720669107Ah yes, the "concussive" damage of a pair of flamethrowers, just like the concussive damage of a long range rifle. Glaive worms are not concussive despite their signature trait of bouncing off their targets.
>>720661794what's with the sudden uptick in starcraft threads
>>720661794Has anybody made a pretty kerrigan portrait mod? She should look as pretty as an anime waifu to maximize impact when she gets zergd
>>720669315Elephants are immune to flamethrowers irl I see where the logic comes from
>>720670440Only thing I'm suspicious about is why there's two at the same time right now
