>I'm here to pick up my preorder of the new Sheen Mega me Tensay
>>720667674wtf i look like that!!
>>720667674This guy died a few years back.
>>720667819from what?
> gf with himVtards could never
>>720667819vaxxed?
>>720668161I think he maxxed
>>720667896natural causes
>>720667896he died from having too much sex
>>720667674
>>720668728Well I think their polycule broke up years before he died so
>>720667674more of a gayma than you homos
>>720667674Hey, you found it
>>720667674>I'm here to pick up my preorder of the new Parsoona remaikfixed it for you
>>720669090I wanted somebody else to do it but sometimes you gotta do it yourself.
>>720669185You always should be doing it yourself you spoon-demanding NIGGER
>>720669180>I'm here to pick up my preorder of the new forehead clickerfixed that for you
>>720667674Looks like the average Star Wars fan.
>>720667674>Carpe diem
>>720667674sorry, wrong video
>>720670396grok is this real?
Imagine if you were that fat and were teleported to ancient japan, they would think you're some hyper daimyo because no normal person could be that fat
>>720667674I bet half of /v/ couldn't even stand up if they suddenly weighed as much as this dude.
>>720667674>Fatlus
>>720667674what causes this level of obesity?
>>720667674at first i thought there was a mirror on this right but it was just another fat person kek
>>720674062born in the land of the free
>>720670396kek
>>720674062Mostly childhood obesity. You're not going to find many people who look like that that weren't also fat growing up. Basically, they've been overeating and living a sedentary lifestyle for as long as they have memories.
>>720674062People will claim that it's due to large food portions. This is bad, but it's not the cause. Fatties get so big because they're always eating. That's what they never tell you. Fatties can't go 2-3 hours without having a "tasty hotdog" or "tasty drink" or any other sort of "tasty food" because they're always gorging. Fatties will of course lie about this, or stretch the truth like they stretch their skin and say, "I had a salad for dinner." Which is true. They might have had a salad, but they put tons of ranch on it (among all the other fattening additions) and then had a huge ice cream sundae for a tasty snack.
>>720674062Mental illness.
>>720667674I pronounce it "shin (like a shin bone) meg am e ten say"
>>720677424Would it surprise you to learn that snacking between meals wasn't really a thing 60 years ago? Back in the 1960s, there weren't grocery store aisles filled with chips, nuts, and candy. You ate three meals a day at strict times, and that's it.
>>720667896Ride Torrent, circle his left leg, break the brace, roll under stomp, hit eye in phase two. Went down easy.
>>720677725>Would it surprise you to learn that snacking between meals wasn't really a thing 60 years ago?No, it would not. But that's beside the point, which is that snacking is extremely dangerous because eating smaller meals after a large meal tricks the body into thinking it's getting "extra food."
>>720674062Eating a whole pizza every day, ordering 3 mcdonalds' meals for lunch, chugging like 3 liters of soda a day, literally no exercise, buys a whole birthday cake for an after dinner snack and washes it down with a glass of chocolate syrup (no milk)
>>720667674>me too bro, what's your favorite Sheen Mega Me Tensay game, mine is Didg It Tall Devel Saguh
You have no excuse to be fat nowadays with stuff like ozempic.
>>720670396>i'm here to buy the virtual boy>yes, again
>>720667896Weak to Fire and casted Agidyne on him, Tragic!
>>720678152there was never any excuse. just do nothing and you lose weight.
>>720678152My excuse is I like it.
>>720670396>my gf would like a copy too
>>720667674Explain what the problem is here, hes happy and you're not.
>>720678676No one is happy being obese and living vicariously through escapism. You might feel pleasure in the moment, but overall you're depressed and unfulfilled.
What’s weird about fat people is they eat disgusting food. You would think people like Caseoh would be eating delicious stuff everyday being fat and rich but you see him open up three packs of ramen and microwave it then cover it with a gallon of hot sauce. He could be eating like steak and mushrooms or a burrata salad daily and be a fat fuck but they choose to eat slop.
>>720678772>I insist you are unhappy
>>720679000Youre confusing rich fat guys with normal fat guys.
>>720667674damn he was kinda throwin it back a lil bit there at the halfway mark
>>720679000>>720679075Fine dining takes effort. Even if you're rich enough to afford to eat at nice restaurants all the time, you still have to make reservations, drive there, and sit down. It's quicker and easier to eat fast food/frozen food.
>>720679447They could just be cooking it themselves though since they can afford it
I used to be pretty fat but I lost all the weight and got in shape. Then one day I got really upset about something and gained all the weight backa few years later I decided to lose all the weight again but I gained it back after I had brain surgery. I'm fat again and I don't have too much interest in losing that much weight for a third time
>>720679890just have chatgpt sketch out your meals and only eat that it's literally that easy
>>720680210I know how to lose weight, I just don't want to. it's not really worth bothering when I know I'll get tired of eating right and exercising after a year or two
>>720667896from soft
>>720667896covid
what he actually got
>>720680649>>720667674Why did this need to be a video to begin with?
>>720681468youtube vlog shit
>>720674062>>720677424>>720677725as a fatty currently (260), how do you recommend dealing with hunger? ive gotten into an addictive pattern of eating when im bored or stressed and when I try to do long periods without eating, I get some kind hunger pain that hurts
>>720681669Just get on an Ozempic type drug. It literally kills your hunger. Now, keep in mind, it still requires the barest amount of willpower, as any fatty knows it's perfectly possible to eat when you're not hungry. But the point is, Ozempic makes you feel full after eating only one meal.
>>720681902cant afford so i gotta rawdog it like a normal person
>>720681902nta but is it worth looking into ozempic even if I don't have diabetes?
>>720681669Endurance training, during the covid years I lost 55lbs by fasting during work shifts. I admit that I took it real extreme though, basically only did keto/carnivore dinners for a while.
>>720667674Does the Fatlus archetype even still exist? Kind of seems like they're a dying breed.
>>720681669Do keto and drink electrolyte solution, fast from 6pm to 12pm every day possible, fill the morning void with calorieless caffeine. The high fat diet will keep you full if you power through the first week or so. Add on a daily walk and you'll be down to the low 200s by Christmas.
>>720681669Unironically just starve. Intermittent fasting is how I went from 250lbs to 160lbs in about 8 months. I would only eat lunch around 11 AM and gave myself a window of a few hours to snack on anything until 5 PM. After that, I wouldn't eat anything whatsoever until lunch the following day. Whenever I was hungry, I would just drink a lot of water or coffee, and trick the body into thinking it's getting full again. It sounds stupid, but eventually you'll come to like the hunger pains, since it lets you know your body is starting to eat the fats. You'll feel so much better for it. You won't feel bloated or tired all the time. The biggest thing is while you will get used to this and it will get much easier, you still have to stay diligent. It's so incredibly easy to fall back into that routine of eating when you shouldn't and gaining that weight back slowly.
>>720680649that's the sandwich techniqueif you want to buy a gay anime game you buy two cooler games with it
>>720682684did you not get loose skin?
>>720667674Here you go, have fun!
my bf looks like that unironically and i love him a lot
>>720667674I wish gamestop still looked like that.
>>720678152Injecting yourself with drugs that haven't been tested long term is not a great idea. Might still be better than being fat but yeah.
>>720682058Doctors will prescribe it even if you don't have diabetes, but getting the insurance to pay for it can be tricky.
>>720667674Well done OP you actually did it.
>>720684071>persona zero.jpgDoes that mean Megami Tensei is Persona -1?
>>720685492No, it's persona 255
>>720683905I had just a pinch around my lower belly. But I'm thinking that's just more fat that needs to burn off. Real skin, is almost paper thin.I think as long as you weren't MASSIVELY overweight, like 300+lbs and lost it very fast (half a year), I think your skin should be fine. I have also lifted weights a lot through the years, so I already had some muscle underneath all the lard for the skin to wrap around once the fat was gone. This is also totally bro science, but I've heard from numerous people that water fasting (drinking nothing but water and not eating for like 2-3 weeks) can help massively with ridding lose skin and help heal stretch marks. But those guys you see with the actual curtains hanging off their body after weight loss? That can only be removed via surgery.
>>720682697>waste money on games you don't care for just so that the wagie behind the counter won't silently judge you in his mindDo you seriously?
>>720686218well ill give fasting a try then, so pretty much just go ~18+ hours daily without eating and then over the course of a few hours after, eat like ~1600 cals?
>>720667674If that dude lost weight, he'd be an Adonis. His body type is superhuman.
I always enjoyed picking up my preorders of Japanese games while everyone else was standing in line with the latest call of duty.
>>720687239Yeah, that sounds about good. Anything too low and you'll risk organ damage if you do it for too long. A nifty trick is to take your current body weight and multiply it by 12 to see what your maintenance caloric count is. For example, 180lbs x 12 = 2,160. That means at 180lbs, you'd have to eat 2,160 calories a day to maintain that weight. So just adjust accordingly.
>>720670396>yes, I'm here to reserve a copy of Knights in the Nightmare
>>720681902This, there's no reason for anyone to be fat anymore. People will make up a bunch of 'side effects that totally happen to more than 0.0001% of people' to dissuade you from using it, just like using finasteride to not go bald, but it's just a cheat medicine, you're a fool to not use it if you're fat
>>720681669Get a treadmill, put it in front of a tv and walk however long you can.If you walk enough you'll lose weight no matter what you eat. but if you diet you're going to hate life, you might stick to it for months but one day you'll get sick of starving yourself and you'll just go back to eating the way you did before and gain your weight back.
>>720680649He does look like a modern Resident Evil player
>>720667819i didn't even know he was sick
>>720667674And?Let the fat man have his vidya peace.
>>720692575You know what they always say. Speak ill of the dead.
>>720674062Playing jrpg
>>720674062>>720680649I weigh 350+ lbs and am nowhere near that fat so he must be 500+
>>720681669You're not going to implement anything anyone says so what's the point in giving you advice
>>720670396>I'm here to pick up my preorder of the new Unleash the avatar
>>720667896Surfing accident
>>720678327Shut up Yukiko
>>720667674One copy of Shin Megami Transgay: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs King Abaddon please!
>>720667674It's going to suck to see less fat people due to ozempic. They're apart of the core culture of video games.
>>720698780Doesn't really matter since just like diets it's already proven most people go back to their starting weights once they stop ozempic as once again, it's a problem of reverting to shitty habits now that you won't have a magic pill that literally forces you to stop eatingAnd ozempic can't be taken forever due to side effects like anything that messes up with your hormones
>>720674062Genetics
>>720674062When you sit around all day playing your Nintendo shitcube.
Don't take Ozempic. It makes you look like a ghoul!
>>720668492>>720668728>>720680509
Rermember when people used to buy games at stores. Nowadays that fat fuck would just download it to his GayStation 5.
He... he's literally me... Th-thank you...
>>720667896A bad case of Ligma
>>720677424>Fatties will of course lie about thisI don't even necessarily think they're lying on purpose. I think they genuinely don't think that having some potato chips and a soda between meals really even counts towards calorie total. You can drink a TON of soda without feeling full and still being hungry, but a single can of mountain dew is already like 10% of your daily recommended intake and fatlings like this likely drink far more than just one a day. That's without taking into account whatever else they eat between meals.A big part of the reason why diets fail outside of poor self control is just a lack of knowledge. You could eat salads for every meal, but that packet of dressing ALREADY contains more calories than the salad itself.
>>720699551howdy
>>720681669parasite cleanse
>>720678152I'm not fat because I don't eat cookies and cake all day. Ozempic just makes you not crave food. Any fatling who lost weight with this drug is quite literally just going to put it all back on after they stop. There is something fundamentally wrong with their brains that causes this. Their body chemistry was never the issue. Look at the few HAES models who started taking it and pissed off their fans, because all it did was prove that being fat IS a choice.
>>720702156You've fallen for my trap
>>720667674how do get a body like this?
>>720702860It's au naturale. You can't just GET this body.
>>720702860hibernatemaxxing
>>720702860probably drinking most of your calories desu
