No threads for this? Are you serious? FUCK Silksong, this is a SUPER board.
>>720668904I have Nintendoslop fatigue.
I don't think this is the movie board
>illumination slopIt doesn't deserve a thread because we already know it will be shit
>>720668904imagine bowsers epic final theme being ruined by jack black's meme voice
>>720668904movies aren't videogames. you're not welcome.
>>720669913>>720669057>go to /v/>they tell me to go to /tv/>go to /tv/>they tell me to go to /co/>go to /co/>they tell me to go to /v/
i have nintenslop fatigue
>>720668904They foreshadowed this in the first movie with the depressed luma.
>>720668904literally just a title drop. what should we be talking about? I'm surprised they're skipping over world with the post credit yoshi reveal
>>720668904This is the one mario game that could have potential as a movie. I hate myself but i'm starting to actually get my hopes up it could be on par with despicable me, their only good film.
>>720668904We know nothing about it. They didn't even cast rosalina
Why the fuck would they jump straight to Galaxy? That is a movie 3 concept at least. You gotta build up to that shit.
>>720673481Gotta save face before they're forced to liquidate assets and sell the franchise to the highest bidder
>>720673481>You gotta build up to that shit.is this some sort of capeshit terminology?Galaxy is the only game with some modicum of storytelling and has the best music. of course it's the best contender to be made into a film. where they would go next is the real question and the answer is probably that zelda movie theyve been talking about.
>>720673909>Galaxy is the only game with some modicum of storytellingSunshine came right before.>the best musicSubjective. Orchestra music fits Dragon Quest, but not everyone agrees it fits Mario.
>>720668904OW, RIGHT IN THE STAR BITS!!
>>720673293She’s going to be voiced by either Awkwafina or Gal Godot.
>>720674198>Sunshine came right before.*good storytelling
>>720673909You and I both know story doesn't mean jack shit to Nintendo or Illumination. It's all about what will get them the most seats in the theater, and Galaxy undeniably has the most spectacle.That said, what are they supposed to do after galaxy that would be interesting and get MORE people in seats? Odyssey? They're blowing their load too early! You gotta do Sunshine, or Yoshi's Island, or even World, anything that's just slightly more than the last movie. Then you keep doing that until galaxy is the biggest and baddest moneymaker you can get.
>>720673909I don't think Galaxy serious storytelling works with slapstick humor, but we will see
I'm not watching a fucking mario movie.
>>720668904galaxy should have been the final movie they did, even after odyssey
>>720673909>storytelling>illuminationThey went with Galaxy because it lets them jump around from setpiece to setpiece more easily. Like how the first movie jumps from SMB-tier obstacle course to DK Isle to Rainbow Road just to have a bunch of normalfag-recognizable Mario landmarks strung together.
>>720674375smash is the endgame confirmed
>enter my thread of virtual wonder!>no mario
>>720674445it kinda worked with despicable me, then again i don't remember a lot of slapstick from that film, just the sequels relying on it.
>>720668904touch grass faggot
>>720668904Hollowsnoys are literally paid to make shill generals.
>>720670293go back to redddit
>>720670293it's an animated film so it should be on >>>/tv/ or >>>/co/if we're lucky a janitor will move this thread to its proper place.
Nobody gives a fuck about Blue Peach in Spacehttps://streamable.com/e9afll
>>720668904I hate to admit this but the sonic movies are honestly better than the mario one, Eggman carried them though
>>720675227kekthats what playign nintendo games does to your brain
>>720673481And when it’s time for the third sequel the whole Galaxy theme is going to be hard to top so yeah it feels way too early to jump straight to Space.
>>720675282no shit they're better. what is chris pratt to not one but 2 jim carey's in the same movie.Man 10 year old me would have found that the best movie ever.
>>720675227why does she sound like a tranny in world
>>720673909>the best musicThey gonna have cheap licensed music so why even get hyped over this?
>>720668904Its illumination, you watch it once then forget about it.
>>720675282that not really something to hate to admit, literally anything is gonna be better than an illumination movie unless you're 5 let alone a movie with jim carrey in itwell, despicable me was pretty good though. Pretty much ends there though.
>>720673481>>720674530its mario galaxy so they can repackage this and sell it to kids. that's all there is to it
>>720670293So why not just fuck off compleatle
they shouldve had a mario sunshine summer movie
>>720675430To top it i think you'd need Super Paper Mario or Mario RPGs level in general, something that will probably never happen. Imagine a Partners in time movie
>>720668904The contemporary music they put into this is going to hurt especially hard with how excellent the music from the games are.
>>720668904galaxy was soulful theyll ruin it with their marvel tier quips and quirks
>>720668904ur mr gay
>>720676420galaxy was coop motion control shite and only galaxy 2 fixed it with all the YOSHI stuff
During the section where they talked about the marathon I yelled"BOSTON BOB-BOMBER?!?"I was promptly met with silence and the weight of my words. I am ashamed of them Miyamoto-sensei...
>>720668904The only think about this that makes me happy is that at leash we will not have to experience a bastartized hollywood Wario yet
>>720674375>You gotta do Sunshine, or Yoshi's Island, or even WorldBro, they went to space for Movie 2. Adapting those is going small. Gotta go big for Movie 3.
>>720677880guess it'l be odysseyOR whatever the next Mario game isso they can tie it in
Will this one actually have a plot
>>720677950Nah Movie 3 will be the Smash movie. And from there they're bridge to the Nintendo multiverse of fagness
>>720668904the second one will probably focus more on luigi, seeing as how the concept art and a few scenes from the first movie shows his side of the room involving more mechanic and space themed stuff than marios.
>>720674375What they're supposed to do is make this movie and leave it. I'm tired of everything being turned into a cinematic universe. This is why we can't have truly memorable films anymore
>>720678624I mean tenders already have a 'verse whether you like it or not. Smash connects a ton of series
>>720678402>how do they know what a starfox or fzero is if they only have a Famicom
>>720679207Nigga, they have smartphones.
>>720678826People consider Smash to be canon?
>>720677880That's what I'm saying. Why are they going so big for movie 2 instead of doing Sunshine/Yoshi/World? There's nothing bigger after Galaxy (except Smash but how would that even work when they're doing live action LoZ)>>720678624You and I both know that's not going to please the shareholders.
I love girlboss Peach personally. There must be other people here who agree. I am also sexually attracted to her but not her games version because she's just so plain. Anyway it seems like now she's not going to be kidnapped anymore in the games either so we need a new Damsel right?
>>720679409>they had 80's techyeah i know but they didn't have an SNES yet
>>720676343>>720676420it's over, jewtendo will rape SMG for 2 dollars of switch 2 resale revenue.
>>720679594>except Smash but how would that even work when they're doing live action LoZEasy. Smash will have its own Link and Zelda.
>>720679572Smash is the core part of smashiverse
>>720675195jannies really only ever move threads to /b/ or /trash/. Seen a thread moved to /pol/ once or twice as well.
>>720670293So you didn't take the hint that nobody wants to discuss it?
>>720673481because none of the main series mario games before galaxy has a compelling story, though I will say I was at least expecting Mario World since they teased yoshi at the end of the movie.
>>720668904I am confused. Shouldn't this have been released after like another movie or two? This is going to be only the second movie right? Seems way too soon. How do you top yourself after doing a Galaxy movie?
>>720673293>They didn't even cast rosalinathey didn't cast anyone. all they said is that the actors from the first movie will be coming back.
>>720668904They're jumping too fast. Should have done Super Mario World and saved this movie. If that one listing rumor is right, they're burning through Yoshi, Wario, Rosalina, and Bowser Jr. in a single movie. Should have done the first two here alongside Daisy and the Koopalings.
Galaxy should have been the third movie and the second should have been mario's missing
>>720668904Hoes mad because the sequel isn't Super Mario World. If the sequel was SMW, best believe threads would've hit limit.
>>720668904This is an 18+ site, why would there be threads about a movie for toddlers?
>>720680356I mean odyssey would work fine. people still seem to be married to the idea that there's going to be a nintendo cinematic universe, so at the very least they're just trying to establish mario's universe first.
>>720673293christina hendricks with a blonde wig
>>720680751In other words people wouldn't shut the fuck up about Daisy despite her not being in that game and despite it being pretty fucking obvious she's going to be in this one. This is because shills have a non-white fetish and will fantasise about her being brown and dressing like a fucking towelhead. They were never going to do that anyway, but now you guys can't even pretend lol.
>>720668904Rosalina and Peach romance, calling it now.
>>720680945What even is the identity of Odyssey? The fucking hat? You want them to make a movie about a fucking hat??
>>720680313Sunshine had a thought provoking plot.>What if Mario is the real villain?
>>720682718>What even is the identity of Odyssey? The fucking hat? You want them to make a movie about a fucking hat??World tour, dumbass.
>>720682908And Pauline.
>>720683540That's Bananza
>>720682908>world tourYeah there's a game for that it's called Super Mario WORLD
THIS SUMMER
>>720682885and everybody thought it was mario even both he and shadow mario were visible at the same time.
>>720682885>>720683635It's easy to imagine the power going to Mario's head one day and him thinking he can just get away with anything cause he's Mario
>>720683604World is just a tiny island, Odyssey is the whole Earth
>>720675227>goes from mysterious space mommy to Peach Talk about a fall from grace.
>>720683825>THIS SUMMER
>>720683916Jew Yorkers when they see Jew York:>it's the Earth y'all
>>720675520are those not the same voice clips from MK8?
>>720684008>The select menu of Kingdoms is literally the Earth
>>720684139Considering that they have the actual Earth in the movieverse, that doesn't mean shit. How would they even make the fake New York when they already have the real one?
>>720684776The real New York in the movie is New Donk City. It even has Pauline as the mayor.
