haha funne glitch
Nice picture of Carol swoocing away from the claws of obscurity towards a booming release.
I can't believe it wasn't silksong but the tranny game that delayed its release
>>720670679Carol Dupe found
Reminder that Blueberry is canonically a bottom
>>720673906Why are you gay?
>>720671276Are they doing any sort of marketing for the game? I've only seen that IGN trailer so far
>>720675483Shoreline stopped posting incredibly shitty memes and is posting gameplay showcases now.
>>720675364Don't lie to yourself anon, you know you would.
>>720676412Would throw him into a pool of hot water and watch him dissolve? Yes I would. As I fuck his mother.>>720675857>half of those guns arent in story yeti ree
>>720670679she's a wide girl
>delayed
>>720678561three more weekst-trust the plan
>>720671925that tranny game is going to outsell our cute french girl 1000:1 unfortunately.
>>720675857excuse you but their memes were fire
>>720678561This is but another trial for OniGODS to overcome and conquer.
Since when was Hades even popular? Or is Choco just being considerate and doesn't want the dev to be outsold by Onirism?
I'm just hoping the bugfixes and qol is serious, the game seemed fun under the jank. last time I played this the controller stuff was fucked up extremely, and I kept getting bugs like area teleports sending me back to the area you started the game at... and it's a fucking long trek to get back to a teleporter and try again from the starting spawn. I dropped the game over frustrating shit like that and just pray it's fixed up nicely.
>>720678561fuck, source?
>>720679137He said the problem lies not with overlapping audiences, but rather the fact that social media will be swarmed with Hades 2 shit.
>>720679137Hades has 133,000 steam reviewsHades 2 has 37,000 steam reviewsOnirism has 500 steam reviews
>>720679137it's the shilling they're worried about, not really having players taken away. hades 2 no doubt has a much bigger ad budget
>>720679137The original was popular, especially with women and faggots bnecause they could jerk off to Zag and the death dude interacting.They can be as loud as they want about their faggotry while any mention of Carol results in retards screaming "PEDO GAME" because theyre obsessed with grooming.
>>720679426>because theyre obsessed with grooming.or because they know what the only popular mod for the game is
>>720679060caleb mode?
bratty child
>>720679592Normal people do not know the latest ATF trends, stop kidding yourself.
>>720679845they can smell what you are though.
>>720679592Oh yes I forgot the psychic link between everyone whos seen anything of the game that tells them of the mods existance. How silly.Fuck off and die. The mod has nothing to do with it.
>>720679917I'm not gullible enough to believe for one singular second that a /v/irgin knows anything about normal people. Good try, though.
>>720679592>>720679917t. geargrit dev
>they can smell what you areponder
I understand that the bit on these threads is that Chocololi spams his dead game that nobody plays on a daily basis, but is he actually so delusional that he thinks that Hades 2 will impact sales of his game? Onirism has like 3 active players max at any given time, there’s zero crossover in audience because this game has no audience.
>>720680767READ NIGGA, READ >>720679232
>>720678984Perhaps that's a good thing. Do you really want it to be targeted by the tiny hat brigade, and their golems?
>>720680879What point are you even trying to make? He could release the game today, tomorrow, or in the middle of a gaming drought and it makes zero difference. This game exists for 6 autists on /v/ to play porn mods, the internet will always be “flooded” relative to this game that nobody plays. It’s pure delusion and cope on Chocololi’s part to think that the release date of this game matters to anyone but himself.
>>720681250Watch as I BTFO your gay ass seethe-fueled paragraphs with one image.>inb4 N-NOOOOOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT I-IT'S NOT PLAYERS OR SALES NOOOOOOO
thought you can slip this thread from me eh
>>720670679My XIV rotted brain thought it was a modbeast from the thumbnail.
mods when they see a carolism thread
Buy an ad, pedo.
>>720682373Bump an ad, you say? Don't mind if I do!
Meng should have a human male love interest
>>720679170
>>720681371>Onirism totally has 6 gorillion wishlists on steam, trust me guysWe know it’s you, Chocololi. Either post the actual steam data from your developer dashboard or off yourself.
What do you think Carol's hair smells like?
>>720684038why are you in the thread for a game you dont like, go away
>>720679103>Another week of free shilling And overcome it we shall
>>720684038Like he already did all the way back in 2022? Good one, retard-kun.
>>720684281That's outdated This is outdated Choco won.
>>720670679Is there an FPS mode?
>>720684512Theres a toggle for first person
>>720684512Has been in the game for years, yes.
>>720684512Yes
nobody buyingnobody playing
>>720684586>>720684587>>720684593I will now buy this game.
>>720684281>$100K for 8 YEARS of workholy fuck what a loser lmao
>>720684719>>720684790
Onirism already paid for itself for the next decade. Carolposting will continue.
>>720684281Since the game is $18 on Steam, these numbers are misleading. The actual number of copies sold for that revenue would be ~7000, so approximately half of these “sales” are free copies given out by Chocololi. Truly embarrassing, and given how you have a tendency to fake your numbers I’m sure that even those 7000 sales are altered in some way.
>>720685051>NOOOOOO YOUR GAME IS LE FLOP YOU CAN'T KEEP WORKING ON IT YOU HAVE TO UMMMM *checks notes* FLIP BURGERS OR SOMETHINGThe image that BTFO'd salesfags, forever.
>>720684001Hades 1 was fine but fuck Hades 2
>>720685284Carol is merciful.
>>720684281"Free copies" are retail activations, as in keys. You're reaching so incredibly hard to try and deny the data you begged for, it's hilarious.
>>720685350>they added Les Niggeres to the greek pantheon?>bunbun can wait
Pow!
carol tanked that
squeek
>>720685135Your error is obvious but still funny. The revenue and "sales" don't match but it's not because copies were given for free. The game has been in sales and bundles before on sites like Fanatical, where you pay money and get a steam key for the game without counting towards steam revenue. I bought a 2-game bundle for $14 that included Onirism in pic rel.
>>720686497horner
this game has been in development for like 10 years, how is there no audience waiting for it outside of this board?
>>720687020>he bought on a key reseller?>deactivate it
>>720687330It's not a reseller, fanatical is a normal storefront that sells copies on behalf of the devs.
>>720687278Debunked with a vengeance. >>720681371
>>720687020>game so shit that it has to be given out in mystery key packs on gray market reseller websites to gain any audience>STILL has less than 5 active playersTruly grim, and embarrassing for the developer
>>720688128>argument so bad the anon has to make up complete fiction to try and cope Truly grim, and embarrassing for the poster
>>720688128>Fanatical>gray market>resellerImagine seething so hard you have to lie out of your ass like this. Couldn't be me.
>>720688128>it didnt sell>it was given away for free>the key was sold on a greymarket resellerwhat next?
he bought?
Well /v/, which 'rol?
>>720692047we need to go younger
>>720692120what, crawler Carol taking chunks out of peoples ankles?
>>720692228she's got a rattle, watch out!!
>>720692335oh no, she's going for the sugar bowl!
>Bubsy 4D gets announced and Fabraz starts pandering to furries>Beebposting craters to an all new lowIt's beebover...
Wonder if it would be considered murder to eat the sugar stores of the mallow kingdom
>>720694987Better question is: what do the mallow citizens eat??
>>720694963bebposting (understandably) plummeted when her new model was announced
>>720679683>caleb outfit>flare gun>dynamite
>no Secret attachmentCome on now
>>720688517 >next? Next it turns out the dev paid five dudes on Fiverr to leave positive reviews and still couldn’t breach a double-digit player count. Then IGN gives it a 9.3 with a “bold new vision” quote slapped on the trailer. Same cycle every time.
>>720697161There's a really good one here. Check it out
How does co-op work and what are the nightmare portals labelled with R
>>720697663R?
I'll be using this outfit exclusively once 1.0 is out.
>>720697790
>>720684587damn i gotta try out arcade or deathmatch, didn't know there was a flak cannon i just know the second level from goldeneye is a map
>>720697398
Is there a downside to starting from scratch? It's been so long I don't remember what the fuck is happening or where I'm supposed to be fucking going.
>>720699079Not really, unless you were really 15+ hours in or something
>>720698232Oh thats something in the last level atm, has no effect in chroma afaik, probrably for 1.0
So out of curiosity, how long ago did they completely redo the Chroma Falls map from a smallish but nice Plains map with some trees acting as a HUB to the god-awful massive and tree-heavy mess that blocks all line of sight that is is now? I haven't played since the construction zone was in the zombie/plant area where you got the biohazard suit, I think.
>>720699616since i've owned it at least which is maybe 4 years? updates says 2020imo blocking the line of site with rocks and trees etc works to make it seem bigger than it actually is so you can get lost and wander around but still occasionally see the setpieces like the tree/ruins/village
Just went on steam for the first time in a couple days and saw the newsCarol RANKWAB
>another little witch has left early access before carolbros...
>>720701537How good is it, and since it's about a little witch innawoods, how /k/ is it?
>delayed because of hades 2heh, no one suspects a thing. They don't know the real reason for the delay is carol is getting married to me on the 25th.
>>720687026Cute!
>>720670679>shilling finally gets to me and I buy the game>first impression is basically ratchet & clank>controller support but it shits itself occasionally>drop through geometry twice in the brewery>go through that whole segment just to get a key that you couldn't get because you need a special ability to climb a basic ass wooden ladder>get to village and open the shop>dialog box breaks, have to restart>enter shop again>can't select merchandise in the top right slot>whatever>buy a gadget>first chest I find after the shop is the gadget I just purchased>find the shop in the next area>seems to work fine for a change>try to exit the shop menu>nope, softlock>restart again>back before all the village shop bullshit>game does not appear to autosave or exit save, or it's broken if it does1.0 better be a hell of a lot of bugfixes.
>he bought?
>>720703298That is one my fears when it comes to mass reviewingAverage player will not tolerate lack of polish like a superfan does
>>720703298I know alt+tabbing during loading or boot destroyed the menu options for everything so I just play it in windowed mode
how are they even making money with such low player counts? do they get funded by the french government or what?
>>720703298Well Choco has promised a bugfix that comes with the 1.0 update, there's one that is supposedly fixed in the Rusty Canyon that prevents you from progressing.
What are some other games with blatantly obvious marketing?
>>720705292AAA contract work. They did some for Netease several years ago, for instance. Choco once fainted from overwork with that and Onirism combined, it's one of the many reasons for Marshmalott's delay.
>>720703298>drop through geometry twice in the breweryThe older levels have pretty jank collision, the treetops in particular it's hard to tell what you can platform on or just fall through, everything past greenhouse is more solid although it's still very easy to get out of the game area and softlock yourself when you get more movement options one point in the meadows I fell through the ground and soft locked because there is no death plane>try to exit the shop menu>nope, softlockthis happened to me one time because I slid into the shop too fast maybe and it only saves when you teleport or use a save station
>>720705425>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TRY TO SELL OTHERS ON A COOL GAME YOU LIKE THAT ISN'T VERY POPULAR
>>720705425BL4SilksongNintendo games in general
>>720704160>That is one my fears when it comes to mass reviewingor if they are sending out review copies for journalists that will give a shit score if they find a single bug
>>720702621God I want a child bride so bad
>three weeks until release>one week goes by>still three weeks left until releaseAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>720698014same
haha funne weewee
no more delays, choco!
Why Onirism has such low player counts despite constant shilling on 4chan
>>720711929It's a good game so they're very passionate
passionate extreme french kissing with anubia!
>>720712241Don't you mean Egyptian kissing ?
>>720712275whatever works for extreme passionate kissing
>>720712430L-lewd...
Has anything based happened around this game recently?
>>720712241Imagine how wet and warm that tongue must feel when she pushes it into your mouth...
>>720706167Didn't work with Silksong.
>>720712718and down your throat
>>720713035silksong was already gonna sell a gorrillion copies
I hate that I have to update my AMD drivers every time I launch this game just so it functions
>>720713036Deep enough to almost suffocate you.
>>720670679It's not a glitch, she's morbing.
>>720713242
>>720713364Yeah the game crashes/freezes during video tutorials if my drivers are not up to date for some fucked up reason, sometimes it just crashes.
>>720713374She's so small you could push her away effortlessly when you run out of air and need to catch your breath, but you're not going to, right?
>>720713715Duh, why would I want to ruin a good time??
>>720713190>He will buy? Pump the price
>>720713790Good taste, anon. There really needs to be more french kissing art involving Anubia and her long tongue. It's such an underrated kink.
So...where do men of culture go to find mods for this game, as I expect the mainstream sources are too prude, despite Steam's tagging making it clear who is playing...
>>720714134atf
>>720712668If you didn't hear about it already, the Geargrit dev learned that he was lied to and that Onirism was, in fact, a normal game desecrated by lolicons, and went to the discord to apologize.Everything is now cool.
>>720714812nta but is there any catbox screenshots of how those mods even look like
>>720703298>he boughtedyou fell for the 3 shills
>>720715339
I'm in it for the villainess booba.
>>720715573Don't forget to thank choco for that
>>720715742iirc it was team 17 that didn't like the booba
>>720715787weaklings
>>720715787Perchance
>>720715787>>720715842>"worm" lovers can't handle boobaTeam 17 remaking worms for 30 years should tell you which side of the fence they sit.
>>720715742I appreciate him.Man, publishers are cancer.
>>720715742>>720715842For context, the demo mentioned here is around half of chapter 1. There are currently 8 chapters in the game with 2 more planned for full release
>>720716173Publishers are evidently scum. But man, they do need to release this thing eventually. Just work on the game post-release too. Players will still care.
>>720716346It's out in 3 weeks
SEPTEMBER 25.
>>720716568What happens then? Not the release of carol's game that is for sure.
>>720716568Sorry. You don't follow the news anywhere? Not even Steam?>October 2nd
>>720716810>official render>with outlines
>Onirism delayed because of a tranny game
just hope Choco doesn't get wet feet again and delay the game if another game decides to release on the same day.
>>720716989Man, the four people a day who play it must be really upset.
>>720717318Epic zinger considering literally nobody talks about Hades 2, not even the people liked the first one.
>>720717318You bet I am. All four of me.
>>720716989What "tranny game?"
>>720717368They're also not transparently shilling Hades 2 on /v/ every goddamn day.
>>720717563I know. Sucks for them.
>>720717563the irony in this post
>>720698467>there was a flak cannonthere is a shock rifle with the ball combo as well
>>720717218Digimon Story is also supposed to cpme out on October 2nd but this time, Choco isn't delaying it.
does this game have rumble features?
>>720717218>wet feet
>Cherryl and Prunelle just disappear from the world after you finish their levelCome on Choco, at least make them spawn somewhere and give them half a line of dialogue or so, it would be cute. At least make Cherryl appear in her tower, what's the point of it being empty?
oh hey, that Anubia fanfic on ao3 got updated
>>720720737Fixed in 1.0Trust the plan
>>720715087got any proof?
>>720722924More than anything, I hope they added proper directions to the golden gardens. At first I thought I had to use a nearby skyhook that activates only later, then after looking at the map, I only get informed that it was way uo the East, but never about the door in the royal city that leads me there and that you easily miss. Even with the map, I had to look on the Internet for directions.
Can't wait for 1.0!
>>720724981Based 40 Winks poster.
Luv me Carol
>thread still up*max payne goon voice*WHAT THA?!
>>720726871If we don't get a bullet time powerup after defeating Aeon, I'd be disappointed.
>>720703298>>720704390>>720705296Ive not had any of this, worst I had was forced death in treetops because falling is broken, some crashes and a boss fight just outright being skippedjoin the discord and tell them or use steam discussion to do it>>720723748screenshot of the dev in onirism discord a few threads back
>>720726871the unique ip's in this thread are less than the current player count
>>720728928either post the method you use to see the ips or admit you're a faggot troll
>>720684001>hades 2>truly amazing
>>720728991why so you can fake that too? i don't think i will
Hades 2 will not do anything because none of the players use social media (they're all (30) on this thread or ATF)
But muh 75k wishlists...
>>720730557all me
SHES A GOOLD
>>720732140I still can't believe the team-up of the century really happened.
>>720732140Goa'uld.
Is it better to drop a steam review pre or post launch?
>>720733983Personally, I usually ignore EA reviews for already released games since they're no longer relevant.
Reminder that the geargrit dev entered the 'cord and knelt before the onirism
21 Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?22 Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.23 Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account of his servants.24 And when he had begun to reckon, one was brought unto him, which owed him ten thousand talents.25 But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made.26 The servant therefore fell down, and worshipped him, saying, Lord, have patience with me, and I will pay thee all.27 Then the lord of that servant was moved with compassion, and loosed him, and forgave him the debt.28 But the same servant went out, and found one of his fellowservants, which owed him an hundred pence: and he laid hands on him, and took him by the throat, saying, Pay me that thou owest.29 And his fellowservant fell down at his feet, and besought him, saying, Have patience with me, and I will pay thee all.30 And he would not: but went and cast him into prison, till he should pay the debt.31 So when his fellowservants saw what was done, they were very sorry, and came and told unto their lord all that was done.32 Then his lord, after that he had called him, said unto him, O thou wicked servant, I forgave thee all that debt, because thou desiredst me:33 Shouldest not thou also have had compassion on thy fellowservant, even as I had pity on thee?34 And his lord was wroth, and delivered him to the tormentors, till he should pay all that was due unto him.35 So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.
>>720736601Meant to quote>>720736094
>>720733876what do you have against general hammond's pronunciation?
>>720736601I don't remember this in the game Is it from 1.0?
[SPONSORED POST]FUCK JANNIES
>>720737914Wtf you can't say that...
>overism
Am I retarded for playing with auto aim? I like how the weapons animate and track the enemies like goldeneye or time splitters
>>720736094How is it misguided?
>>720741018do whatever you want niggy. it's a single player game.I don't know how online is going to handle it though.
>>720679137every day it amazes me how fucking retarded you people are
>>720684001HAHAHAHAHA DELAY AFTER DELAY AFTER DELAYSEE YOU IN ̷2̷0̷2̷6̷ ̷2̷0̷2̷7̷ ̷2̷0̷2̷8̷ .....
>>720743495>another few years of Onirism threadsUmmm based?
>>720741018I think if you play with controller, auto aim is a must
i might finally play if i dont have to patch the mods every time
>>720745341is jerking off to boars and ogres really an essential part of this game for you?
>>720740518ACK
>>720745618who did this?
>>720745861let's just say it was a little witch
Using CC is there a way to reset the outfit? Like playing tales has set outfits but is overridden by CC.
>>720745861fabraz
>>720745861Yeah, who could PAWssibly have done that, I wonder?
Oi big guy
>>720752403>Oi big guyI can't wait to hear the english VA say that...
>>720679426Does that mean you’re obsessed with gays?
>no japanese dubDoomed to fail, enjoy you 60 players
>>720753032use text-to-speech and add it as a mod
>>720717368What’s there to talk about, the game is not out.
Just in: the price will not go up immediately after launch, there will be a time period where you can buy the full game for the EA price.
>>720754458epic
>>720754458>first the muscle shit>now thisENOUGH
>>720754458If they wanted to age her up slightly this is what they should have done, not turn her into a midget strongman.
>>720755865Bubsy 4D basically proved their 3D modelers are fucking shit. Something something attribute malice to incompetence.
October 2nd... it's coming...
carol spotted at cunny creek!
>>720757640shoreline is going all out with the adspace
>think this is some fairly popular "obscure" game with a decent following due to how much its spammed here>check steam charts>only like 10 people have played it
>>720758412Your pasta is getting stale.
>>720758412>I'm le innocent bystander who's totally not aggressively clicking on every thread I can findYawn.
>>720757640Based
