ALL RISE /v/!!! You are a Lawyer hired to defend the main villain of your favorite game.Can you get a Not Guilty?
I'm not even sure who is the main villain of FFX. Seymour is a side villain.
But he did nothing wrong.
>Your honor all of the animals allegedly "trapped" inside those machines had signed waivers with their full consent to being put inside these "badniks." It's right there in writing!
>>720674207your honorIcon of sin has never killed anyone outside his homeOur state has castle doctrine laws and Any damage he did was purely out of self defenseI rest my case
>>720675089That is the literal face of a demon
>>720675740no need for namecalling in the courtroom
This guy is pretty much impossible to defend.Unless I were a demon.
>>720674207The confession was AI.
>>720677235We have video evidence
>>720674207I present these legally-binding contracts, giving ownership of the debtors' souls to one particular T. Devil.
>>720677049FUCK HIMYOUR HONOR ARREST HIM RIGHT NOW