gaming is dead
>>720677797I have thousands of old games that I can play so I'm good
Im too old and dont understand kids these days
>>720677797>ai poop slop to entertain millions of low iq brown childrenidc
This game is goty fr fr, you should give it a try!
>haha youtube poops are so zany and funny!>fast forward 20 years>GRRRR WHATS WRONG WITH KIDS THESE DAYS
>causes tranny uncs to shit, seethe and ACK at record rates
For me it's bombardillo crododillo
>>720677797maybe im crazy but im pretty sure fortnite has had way more than 540k concurrent players before
Why is roblox suddenly popular now?
>>720677797This is what Gen alpha is going to be nostalgic for the coming years
>>720677797My coworkers let their kids watch this brainrot garbage. This is the generation that will be taking care of us when we get old.
>>72067924250% kids 50% pedos
>>720679302Your coworkers would get in your face and call you a pathetic bitch if you dared call them out on it. This is why they rule the world and you sit here whining and crying impotently.
>>720679124Both are shit
>>720679414It’s always the same shit like>You’ll understand when you have kids, Anon! It’s so hard, we can’t control what they click on!And then they wonder why so many kids are getting radicalized to violence.
>what the fuck is "Steal a Brainrot">look it up on youtube>literally dozens of different zoomer youtubers making the exact same gaping soiface expression with broccoli hair "reacting" to AI generated incomprehensible nonsense>all of them have millions of viewshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20IGvEK5mSksomeone please explain what the fuck I'm watching right now
>>720679414>Your coworkers would get in your face and call you a pathetic bitchlolwhere the fuck do you work that this shit happens?
Roblox is obviously immensely huge, but they are such liars man. Kids make a new account every time they log in. They have it open on an iPad and then on their grandmas phone. They leave multiple instances running. They log in at the library and idle. I don't know why they feel the need to inflate their massive success so much.
>>720679124Fuck off retard, youtube poops are high art compared to this sludge.
>>720677797no, roblox offers game as what they should be - just toys to mess around withits peak gaming and its massive popularity indicates that is what most people want out of video games - just a toy
>>720679668These people have existed for over a decade it’s nothing new
it's literally because of public schools. kids are forced to mingle with trash in public schools and said trash plays cancer like mobie games and roblox because it's free. all gen a kids have to do the same thing in unison like true insects or they literally die so everyone is playing roblox now>>720679296>gen alpha>nostalgic>having feelings>being sapient>implying there's no total collapse in the coming yearsROFLMAO
>>720679296Being nostalgic for Roblox wouldn't be bad if the game wasn't infested with literal pedos.
>>720679124I don't think kids took YTP very seriously at all, same with MLG compilations. That brainrot game has kids crying and shitting everywhere when they "lose".
>Pile of shit you'd never play:\>Pile of shit you've never heard of but 500 million pre-teens or chinese or indians are playing it:O
>>720679668Kids have this shit running on the TV for them at daycares. Influencers are making big bucks on this type of content. This is all my nephew plays.
It's just a numbers go up game. Gen alpha is going to flip when they discover cookie clicker.
>theres people on this board defending brainrot
>>720677797its a shame games like that are getting popular when good roblox shit like pic rel exist, even if project remix is basically a splatoon rip off
>>720679668Before it was Pewdiepie and Markiplier.
I thought "brainrot" was a term for ADD zoom zoom shit. It's an actual physical thing?
>>720679296Gen Alpha are already mostly in their teens, this shit will be Gen Beta core
>>720679296You faggots are nostalgic for sandboxslop like the sims, gmod, or rollercoaster tycoon
>>720680090>I have no argument and hate fun
>>720680051>This is all my nephew plays.Same. This generation is gonna be a bunch of hyper niggers
>>720677797This isn’t just the end of the AAA industry. It’s the end of traditional gaming as we know it. The vast majority of gen alpha gamers are spics playing Roblox on an iPad. They’ve never played a video game with a defunded beginning and end. They only know these “games as a platform” games. They get hooked to a specific “platform” like Roblox where they can enjoy a variety of experiences like grow a garden or a gritty CoD-style military FPS. Same with Fortnite. You have your battle royale mode, a Lego mode, a CS-style FPS mode, and more. This is truly a disaster for gaming. Gen Z was the last generation to be traditional gamers. As Gen Z gets older and stops playing games like just like Millenials and Gen X did, expect gaming to follow suit and start pandering to Gen A. We aren’t going to have fucking shit except F2P comp FPS games and “games as a platform” shit.
>>720680194this, what the fuck is brainrot in this context? I thought it was just a term for obnoxious low effort meme shit like people screaming skibidi rizz what the fuck ever nonstop.
>>720680132most of the actual good games, barely reach 3 digits number
>>720679124>be me>old now>go back and watch youtube poops>still as funny as ever>watch this brainrot shit>it's complete garbage with no humor or jokes at all, just brain melting ADHD stimulating dogshit, the equivalent of jingling keys, flashing neon colored lights and blasting airhorns all at once
>>720679668what the fuck is thislast time I paid any attention to roblox it looked like this.
>>720679132AI is incredible because it just makes a ton of people I hate pant shitting mad.
>>720679668kids get raised by youtube nowadays. shit is fucked up
I still don't really understand what roblox is, and thats a good thing
>>720678137literally no different how you were as a kidkids will just say and do stuff they see without caring what it meansour government is is voting for "gooning" to be the children's word of the year
>>720679242More parents than ever don't want to raise their children and put them in front of a screen. This screen inevitably serves them Roblox gameplay. It's a free game and "for kids" so their parents agree. Roblox now has a consistent children playerbase. Pedophiles see this and flock en masse to their new Mecca, where they can groom unabated due to incredibly lax moderation that will, in several cases, go to bat for them especially. Roblox now has a consistent pedophile playerbase.These pedophiles make Youtube videos advertising their specific games and fight online for attention in million-view videos, which is what the algorithm serves to kids. The cycle continues, the player numbers swell, the Ouroboros must feed.
>>720679668>click on a random point in video>ok bet ok bet, he's aura farming, bro bro bro imagine if we aura farmed in front of him bro crazy bro he's got the rizz I'm aura farming his rizzler betThis is barely even English at this point, why the fuck does he talk like that?
>>720680459>>it's complete garbage with no humor or jokes at all, just brain melting ADHD stimulating dogshit, the equivalent of jingling keys, flashing neon colored lights and blasting airhorns all at onceyeah youtube poops were definitely never like this haha...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epkMnRq5Ie4
i miss not broken catalog heaven
>all American children are being raised on 8 hours of Roblox a day for years on end>90% of what goes on there is completely unmoderated, children are basically being mind fucked by all kinds of degeneracy, grooming, etc.>as a society we collectively choose to ignore it and do nothingI’m starting to think we truly need fascism. Well, maybe not fascism, but something in approximation to what China, the gulf Arab states, and Singapore has
>>720677797>highest all time concurrent player records>doesn't post them>claims roblox has 23.4 million players at once>not monthly, weekly, or anything else, but concurrent>no information to back this up>then immediately jumps to fortnite>542k>doesn't mention any games in between>no other games exist that have more than thatyeah i'm going to say this person doesn't have a fucking clue what they are talking about and are misunderstanding the numbers they have seen.if you can't even get the basics of what you are talking about right probably everything you have said is wrong.
>>72068073110 seconds in and it already has more comprehensible humor than this brainrot shit
>>720680746>he says as he grew up watching ISIS beheading videos, Liveleak and an imageboard full of CP
Roblox is a massive pedophile game I don't understand how people above 18 play it besides being pedophiles. The simplistic blocky graphics appeal to kids brains, which is funny when you see the biggest numbers are from 3rd world countries making them seem like overgrown children mentally.
>retards ITT actually defending this dogshitLeave
>>720680731>sonic will never be able to penetrate MY ASS>cut to slow zoom in of sonic in tearslmfao
>>720680559Impress them with your cosmetic items bought using premium currency.
I will simply not engage with this stuff and continue playing games I like instead
>>720680721Sheeesh unc is cooked dusty ass got ohio knees ong
Kids should not have internet access yes this includes youtube.
>it’s good when I was a kid watching pewdiepie and markiplier play horror games but it’s bad when alpha watch their skibidi toliet roblox videos
>>720680817Do you think that shit was good back then? A lot of people lose their fucking minds and go on mass shootings or do political assasinations. Imageboard culture went mainstream and now incel/the black pill ideology, /pol/-tier politics, tranny extreme terrorism, and other fucked up shit is now bleeding into the real world. We need a complete and total shut down of social media, discord, and online gaming until we figure out what the hell is going on.
>>720680721No it's basically nigger talk
>>720679668>someone please explain what the fuck I'm watching right now
>>720680721Byproduct of shortform text messages and Twitter character limits. The need to cram more and more info into smaller and less substantial words. Eventually we will be speaking like the French or Japanese where one word has 20 different meanings so you can form a fucked up nonsense sentence with it that only other brainroted GenAs will understand
>>720679242kids don't buy consoles or pcs anymoremost can't afford them so phones are the only things they havethey play roblox because it has tons of knockoff versions of games they would never get to play otherwise
>>720679668It happened to you.
>>720680817That wasn't good either, I shouldn't have been looking at gore on /b/ when I was 12 years old. I think that kids shouldn't have internet access not because i'm too old and can't understand this newfangled technology stuff, but because i'm the right age to have been through having unmoderated internet access from a young age and understand why it's bad.
>>720680346>The vast majority of gen alpha gamers are spics playing Roblox on an iPadThose kids have no purchasing power whatsoever. It's like thinking that mobileslop being popular will somehow change the regular video games market.
>>720681064>when I was a kid watching pewdiepie and markiplierGet the fuck out of here immediately
So brainrot is like SCP shit for zoom zooms?
My nephew convinced me to play 99 nights in the forest with him at a dull family eventand it was actually moderately entertaining.From what I've seen most Roblox games are not fully functional games like that, most are like those fake phone ad games, but real. And super monetized.
>>720680817I miss when I was the weird one for ever seeing beheadings or brutal industrial deaths. Back when gore threads were used as a deterrent. Now normalfags (and their kids) see that shit daily on Twitter.
>>720679668I bought fake hair to look like that and a chin mask to appear younger, already made some videos that randomly get 6digit views for little editing effort.I'm brainrot influencer maxing for ad revenue. Anons, this is easy money. You may not become billionaire youtuber but you can easily make hundreds of ads per month.
the future is NOW old man
>>720681073the internet was designed purely for military and academic purposes, there's no way they'd have let something like that spread into the wider world unless the elites are getting something out of itour children will be groomed, radicalised, and systematically mentally dismantled because the allure of a never-ending source of kompromat on any citizen is too great to ever justify pulling the plug
>>720681073We just had a political assassination done by a 22 year old who wrote internet memes on his bullets. If we don't do something about this shit is gonna get bad.
>>720680721I'm okay with a lot of this new term stupidity like "cooking" and whatnotbut "aura farm" make my blood boil
>>720677797the most boring thing, is that we don't even have games for adults anymore. the kids have fun, we don't...
>>720680721you are actually old man clouding this shit. do you not forget that your generation said shit like shizznit, hecking, pupperino, on fleek, adulting, i did a thing, totes, woot, doggo, i cant even, etc.? every generation says gay retarded shit. i thought the whole point was to not become like the boomers, yet here we are.
>>720679998Stop being stupid, that Shrek MLG game was fucking huge when it came out. Brainrot will always be brainrot. Stop blaming the new generation for things you also did.
>>720677797I downloaded Roblox once out of curiosity and didn't understand it. It was just a list of badly made janky and ugly games.
>>720681948I never said any of those, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>720682059>that Shrek MLG gamepardon?
>>720682091yet here you are stereotyping a whole generations vernacular based on a video of a faggy youtuber. very interesting. almost like generations arent monoliths.
>>720682064You understood it completely.
>>720682064It's free and popular. No one wants to pay $80 for Mario Kart.
I'm actually fine with this, because it means the generation after zoomers will stop buying slop AAA shit since they won't play anything but Roblox.Maybe this is the crash we need.
>>720682202>you are referencing something with evidence, well I'll counter with baseless nonsense!Skidibi rizz to you too, little zoom.
>>720677797Playercounts and sales counts are now as blatantly fake as box office returns for Disney movies.
>>720682064You won't get it
>>720682280But Financial Reports are real.
>>720681948>totesBro, that shit is from like the 70s, fuck are you talking about?
>>720679242Playing free version of "insert popular franchise here" on a phone is massive selling point.
>>720682280They've been that way for a while now. One of the biggest talent agencies that owns a ton of youtubers, Night Media, is being sued for inflating view counts to trick advertisers into giving them bigger contracts dating back as far as 2014. Markiplier is one of their major "talents". Twitch nuked most of their viewpoints and their traffic dropped to almost 1/5th of what it was before that. All of this shit is completely fake nonsense.
>>720682365>But Financial Reports are real.No they're not, the lies have just become so big and integral to a ton of finance that nobody with proof wants to be the guy holding the smoking gun who just killed a multibillion dollar industry by exposing it. Sony and Nintendo have also been double-counting their console sales for years now. Sony in particular is egregious for doing this for the PS2 years after its support cycle ended.
>All these fags pridefully shaking their head and announcing the can't fathom why this shits successfulHow does it feel to be unable to break the cycle of your retard parents who looked at you like this? It's one thing to dislike the current kids phenomenon, it's another to no be able to understand from the outside. Your childhood equivalent, and mine, was just as dogshit. All internet and humor is cringe, especially early 2010's and earlier
I remember when roblox was creative and soulful. I miss those days
>>720680789They didn’t even say the right game, that stat isn't for all of roblox, just this singular “game.” The stat is probably inflated by pedos and bot farms, but the CCU stat is directly from roblox. The highest CCU for roblox as a whole is ~46-47 million, with 90 percent of those being from 2 games, with one of them being probably completely bots, and the other one being this. The newer generation will not know gaming, they will have their brain fried by the elites.
>>720682365I work in sales. Every company is just falsely reporting their metrics now and artificially inflating the numbers to look like there is significant growth. Like saying there are X amount of new customers in 2025 compared to 2024 even though the new lines are just the same customers getting roped into adding new lines onto their account for some discounts.
It really is interesting that there is a whole sub-group of gamers that specifically plays only Roblox ripoffs of existing video game franchises. It must be why you don't see squeakers online on actual videogames anymore. They're all just centralized on Roblox.
>>720682804>I remember when roblox was creative and soulful
>WAAAH I DON'T UNDERSTANDDid you lose your brains or something? Remember Nyancat? Remember the niggah lips and eyes from the shooting mah lazer meme? It's that. Brainrots are just meme characters, and it's a game about stealing them from other people's vaults while they are not paying attention.That's it. It's not fucking hard.It's one thing to whine about kids these days and another to age without a shred of fucking dignity. Use your fucking heads for god's sake.
>>720679668My gen alpha nephews will watch this shit all day if no one stops them
>>720679124youtube poops are cringe zoomer cancer as well
>>720682943because its free for third worlders
>>720682365>earnings per share>negative $1.43Holy shit, they already own the market and parents buy endless Roblox gift cards as birthday presents. How can they lose money?
>>720683189i think that's a little different from 5 year olds spending all day watching this shit on a tablet
>>720677797Troon Troon Troon Sahur vs Basadiro Chadarini
>>720683392can you blame them? they have nothing else and have had the ipad since infancy. its all they know and anything else is uncomfortable and scary to them. when we were growing up, there was an aspect of "plugging in" and "plugging out" of the internet. that doesnt really exist anymore.
>>720683392Only because our bandwidth was shit and youtube didn't even fucking exist yet. We had to do with ten second gifs and sound clips likehttps://picard.ytmnd.com/
>>720679668Based on that thumbnail it looks like one of those tycoon games, basically cookie clicker but in roblox so it's all 3D legos. even back in like 2008 roblox had places like that.
>>720683521I don't blame the kids, I blame the adults.
>>720683341"research and development" aka paying ourselves to evade taxes and acquire grant money
>>720683334Back in the day poorfag kids played shitty free MMOs and maybe CSS since it was only like 20 bucks. I should know, I was one.
>>720680352This like when people called rage faces "memes".
>>720683341Might have something to do with this.
>>720677797thats 23 million bad parents
>>720679124Brainrot videos will never reach this level of high arthttps://youtu.be/NOudIoCjiC4
>>720683661they still do obviously. kids play CS still a shitton here in europe and LAN parties are still popular. my 13 year old cousin went to one recently, even. MMOs are not as popular though, which is understandable because they fucking suck and are pointless for socializing nowadays.
>>720683521i dont blame them but we need to stop it. its going to literally cause the collapse of civilization as we know it. does this happen in asian countries? maybe the east will save us, but if its happening to kids everywhere i feel like it will be the doom of humanity.
>>720680721>thought you were exaggerating and making silly hyperbole>click video>you aren't
>>720683854>kids play CS still a shitton here in europe and LAN parties are still popular. my 13 year old cousin went to one recently, even.This makes me happy
>>720683868>does this happen in asian countriesanon... all of asia is literally completely based on playing retarded mobile games that are designed to jingle keys in front of your face and encourage you to spend as much time and money on them as possible.
>>720677797It's just nonsensical garbage but for today's youth, nothing special.I don't give a shit what a bunch of kids on Roblox are doing.
>>720681180text messaging existed long before twitter, those are different generations
Unc mad
>>720677797Roblox is a more generic version of mini games from Starcraft / Warcraft.Bombing ZoneFreeze tagBoundsDOTALife of a PeonRun kitty runBlood bowlThe ThingStarship troopers
>>720681180the future is obviously chinese meaning we will be communicating with tonal and rhythmic language that can completely change the meaning of a word into a myriad of things. the future of communication will be hyper-efficient.
>>720679764They were dumbfuck shit for dumbfuck children, literally skibidi toilet tier garbage. You're a fucking clown for liking that trash.
>>720681395Learn math, moron.
>>720681948That's redditor speak from the 2010s what the fuck do you mean "your generation"?
>>720679998>missing the point this badlyAnon i...
>>720684207Get the fuck out immediately.
>>720683845>retards ITT compared nonsensical zero humor ADHD diarrhea to masterworks like this
>>720679668I think this really just reinforces my feeling ive outgrown videogames
>>720683189the "le random" shit we had was a billion times better than the sheer neuron killing trash of today, don't even fucking pretendhttps://z0r.de/
>>720683661>shitty free MMOsXtremeWorlds, my beloved...
>>720679668How do I crack into this market?
Steve jobs didn't let his kids use an ipad because he thought it was bad for them.
>>720684478we still have somewhat technical and cerebral games today, it's just that they aren't popular anymore. zoomies don't have the attention span to solve puzzles, they just play whatever le epic youtuber is currently playing
>>720679242I'm 30 and I swear I never heard of Roblox until 2021 or something. Almost feels like a mandingo effect, that game didn't exist before
>>720677797Kek
>>720677797Better than any of the jap shit that /v/ likes
>>720679242>suddenlyroblox has accounted for a significant portion of all gaming earnings literally for half a decade now>>720684635you're just old and retarded which isn't your fault. everyone at 30 is out of touch.
>>720683189>People who made photoshopped memes, edited videos, and put some effort into their craft>vs retarded italian kids who throw 'alligator bomber' into a slop generator, and share it with their friendsfalse equivalence tbqh.
>>720684147skibidi toilet is monetized, is the difference. people used to make things for themselves to laugh at, not to groom children and make money.
>cant even keep your kids away from this shit because theyll be exposed to it at school and be ostracized if they also dont consume itthe fucking jews man every time
>>720684870I'm afraid homeschooling is the only option leftYou also avoid school shootings that way if you live in murrica
>>720679124YTPs were bad brainrot too and I am tired of pretending they weren’t.
>>720679124I don't recall ytps being monetized back in the day. there weren't dr.hax plushes, or king harkinian sticker packs. we didn't have random indian stores in lithuania selling in-game items for gmod servers back then, either. that's a huge part of why this slop is soulless. it's made with profit in mind first, rather than just inflicting the creator's sense of humor on everyone else.
>>720684825id rather watch the worst youtube poop ever made or a youtube poop music video that is out of pitch so fucking bad than ever watching skibidi cancet thats for damn sure
>>720684984Yes but they didn't steal 10 hours of your day everu day.
It's funny seeing /v/ grow old and become the very thing they made fun of boomers for.
>>720679124what the anons already saidpeople made this shit for fun, not anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7WtkdLQ6PM
>>720678137its not really any more confusing or different than any other popular game mode in the past 20 years like TTT, Jailbreak, Day Z, Prop Hunt, etc, once you play it for a bit its obvious why its popular, its a social game akin to cookie clicker where you can fuck over other players
>genZ/Alpha anons brigading the thread to post the exact same redditsmirk "gotcha" posts
How much of this requires cash or some investment? Fortnite was bad enough with all the various monetization styles atop a "free" game but not any worse than the gacha garbage to come or item malls etc. However, Roblox as I understand requires a premium currency and to make a lot of your own custom stuff etc..you have to use it (or sell items for it etc). So while Minecraft mods were free (at least back in the day, java etc) and let kids have a playground of sorts, it seems that Roblox has a lot of monetization, almost like a shittier version of Second Life but without the adult focus and depth available there?
>>720684978I'd rather my kid never see a single brown person until they're at least old enough to drive. telling kids that browns are equal to whites is doing a disservice. I'd rather they make up their own opinions based on interactions and observations.
>>720679668zoomers are barely human
>parents refuse to do anything for their kids and just hand them an ipad with youtube>youtube peddles nonsensical bullshit, this time in the form of a roblox game>more kids watch which puts it higher in the algorithm creating a cycleDo I have that right? This has been going on for like 5 years just with different things, when are parents going to fucking nut up and be responsible rather than just give them near unrestricted mind frying vegetation content?
>>720682202Fr fr on god
>>720679124Youtube Poops were at the very least made by people for a few good chuckles on Youtube. That's way different compared to a deluge of low quality, ai generated slop solely designed to garner millions of views and trick kids into spending tons of money on it.
>>720680473Roblox is now either baby's first skinner box or grooming central
>>720685531Millenial parents are too buzy wageslaving or watching tik tok I guess.
Even if everything is going to shi, every year I thank being born in 97' in a country 5 years behind all the globalist trends.
>>720685424dadanon here, you can play it completely for free, the cash investment comes when zoomies get impatient with the game mode and want to buy admin rights to their own private servers so they can essentially break the game and give themselves the best stuff and admin powers (this is because a lot of the viral kidstube clips with steal the brainrot involve someone using admin powers to fuck over the youtubers so they can overreact and make soifaces at the screen)basically the game revolves around you having rare characters to generate the most money per second to buy upgrades and special powers, the game is basically a conveyor belt of shitty characters that generate low income and once in awhile a rare one will spawn, and it becomes a battle to get the rare brainrots because it generates the most money, zoomies buy admin priviledges, spawn in the most rare brainrots, get bored, and drop it
>>720679124thing I grew up with = goodthing children grow up with now = bad
>>720680721retarded children have been talking like niggers for several decades. they think it's cool, but what it really is is niggers being unable to learn how to speak properly so they literally just make up words to describe things they don't know actual words for.
>>720680721I don't even want to know at this point.
>>720685752This unironically. My childhood memes are far superior.
>>720685752I wonder what Z gen kids will look down upon when they grow up, if they do at all and they are somehow conscious.
>>720680194>>720680352You basically have it right, etymologically. Because of the reinforcement of content delivery algorithms, though, people searching for and naming specific things under the umbrella "brainrot" ended up effectively collecting and labelling those specific memes into a collective brand. Think how "youtube poop" was for a style of editing, but came to mean CD-i game cutscenes and Robotnik from AoStH and etc.
>>720677797These are just the gen Alpha version of the shitty flash games we used to play.
>Thousands of videos showcasing the editing skills of many different creators>vs ai-genned slop, and one shitty low-effort game made by one person looking to bilk the kids who are super hyped over ai slopUnironically old good, new bad.
It tracks that the kids who are obsessed with this are ones that grew up on cocomelon.
>>720685748From the sounds of things, this is more like Cookie Clicker, or any other idle game, but with a PvP aspect to it.
>>720685752the things I grew up with weren't made by trannies to gain unfettered access to children who don't know any better. almost every single big minecraft youtuber has been the subject of controversy, be it paedophilia or just ripping people off.
>>720685974>>editing skillstossing random sound effects, clips and the trauma center OST together doesn't make you an editor
>>720685864Don't worry, the ones who mantain enough braincells by they time they are 20 years old will be speaking alien anyway.
>>720686056>Plot twist: it's the same whose parents don't give a fuck about them
>>720681532>going to get badmy brother, you were born into a dystopia. its already bad, and its going to get worse. The government is actively seeking to replace its native population with forigners who enjoy a lower standard of living and dont have a tradition or culture of civil rights. A religious minority group routeinly siphons billions of tax payer dollars off for themselves and have become wealthy and powerful beyond all measure like some group of imperial eunuchs. All relevant industry has been given to forign countries and the tech trees to bring them back have been lost because the previous generation didnt bother to pass on the skills to maintain them. All of our aging infustructure is about to reach its experiation date all at the same time and we have no means to repair or rebuild them without spending massive amounts of money hiring forigners to do it, importing materialls and tools because we cant make them ourselves. There is a death cult in the upper reaches of society who have intentionally engineered a demographic collapse and nobody is allowed to talk about the obvious ways of fixing it because they simulatniously normalized homosexuality and childlessness. The only way to undo this is to get younger people to reproduce but even thinking about teenagers fucking is now some how pedophilia and thats the only crime our society is collectively willing to punish. We just had a political assasination? We have them every day. Every time a minority kills a white person, every time a forigner kills a native, these are politically motivated and politically enforced attacks. God, I wish someone would make a videogame about this, but they'd probably have it banned for violating community guidelines or some other pseduo form of law nobody voted for in this great and glorious people's democracy.
>>720686194>Drawing a picture doesn't make you good at art if other people are better at drawing than you!!!
>>720686194yeah it does
>>720682231>It's free and popularthis. the reason everything on there seems so retarded is because brown children can only play free games.
>>720686295drawing a "picture" that's just a shitty scribble of a stickman doesn't make you an artist
>>720686445goalposts moved
>>720682804ahhh fresh meat
>>720686445driving a car doesn't make you a driverbaking a cake doesn't make you a bakerplaying poker doesn't make you a poker playerYou don't have to be a professional at something to be that thing.
>>720686619He isn't even making a good point because a lot of the better youtube poops unironically take a lot of skill, both with editing and in understanding of comedy, to create.
>>720686682Hank of the Hill is one of the funniest videos on youtube, and it's absolutely not something just anyone with a pirated copy of Premier could make.
>>720679242Third world computers can play roblox Surprised no one said this
>>720686904DurhamRockerZ did amazing content, it's sad the channel deleted.
>>720677797>game is literally stolen half the player base is probably bots
>>720686904>>720686682anything made by Hour of Poop is an actual piece of art and insane craftsmanship that belongs in a museum and I am not even slightly exaggerating https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw16OM2z_d0
>>720686908This guy>>720678305Hit the nail on the head, several posts in.
>>720679124This is a black thing isn't it?
>>720686682>>720686904Please present an objective method of quantifying skill and the value of said skill so you actually have an argument as to why your brainrot is better than modern brainrot. Until you can do this, you cannot speak on this matter.
>>720679124youtube poops were niche, a small part of the wide web and NOT monetized, so no, they are not the same, brainrot is now the default media and makes money so it keeps being pushed
>zoomers are so fucked >grew up on minecraft parodies >Gary's mod>YouTube poop>ISIS beheadings>1 man 1 jar>2 girls 1 cup >the weird sexual undertone of every fucking youtube poop from late 2000s>ERB>Literally anything else How are people so blind to their own childhood?
>>720680459Old men in charge are making humanity's regression their main objective only because they want to stay in charge by ruling over low IQ mongrels.Thankfully I can escape all that momentarily by fapping to fetish porn, I welcome gooning as the word of the year defining modern society Cheers, and happy gooning gentlemen
>>720687250Most ytps are short haha with friends. This is an actual full time job.
>>720687286Yeah, we knew you were fucked too millenial, it all started with you
>>720687250yea sure, I've got one right hereshut the fuck up nigger
>>720687286Because parents cant parent anymore and let the iPad raise them.
>>720687394>40+ and on 4chan Thats fucking grim
Roblox has been one of the biggest games in the world for twenty years. I can't believe how many people ITT haven't heard of it.
>>720687413very level-headed concession
>>720687286Not me thankfully. 8 hour school both elementary and high, playing Runescape when it was good while being an honor student let me no time for that shit.
>millennials were raised on the internet and know >Just decode to ignore that collective wisdom and hand Timmy an ipad and put him in a cocomelon trance to shut him upNot quite as bad as boomers but damn if they aren't trying
>>720687105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VbBB4_GrD4The Theoden Chronicles, a multi part series that rivals a single LotR movie itself in total length with absurdly well done editing that explores an alternate universe where Theoden acquired, and was corrupted by, the One Ring (with lots of farts and goofy jokes of course)
>>720687468So its not the kids fault at all?
>>720680721With mankind sliding back into a more primordial state of things the new generation adopts habits and dances and behavioral moves seen in lower primitive species. Aura farming as an example is comparable to dominant animals using bluffs and subtle signs to indicate their position in a hierarchy. Soon american goblins will revert back to grunts and shit throwing as means of expressing oneself.ENJOY
>>720687541This shit is worse at least it took a bit of knowledge to use a PC.>>720687595Absolutely not.
>>720681553How do you feel about auramaxxing?
>>720687518It only got big recently.
>There are people on 4chan below the age of 38 that post here where they do not belong and get upset when called out, despite the fact that they are the ones committing a wrong by being here.
>>720687541>not quite as badTV schooling could at least be somewhat educational at times how could you compare that to giving a 3yo an ipad and waiting until they are 20 to take it away?
22 million of those players are bots..
>>720687649>immediate rise with the advent of smartphonesI hate Steve Jobs so fucking much it's unreal.
>>720687663>I am old and sad with no children and take my bitter resentment out on younger folks because I envy the social interactions I never had Wasn't a flex bro.
>>720687595No. Kids interests and motivations are formed from what they absorb. If the parent does not foster any kind of environment for them beyond the algorithm of youtube, their only other hope is they have a teacher who gives a shit. But that is inherently shot in the foot because the kids have no attention span because their brains are fried from endless youtube content mill slop.
What's the breakdown of players by country? Thirty million westerners playing a game at once is crazy but thirty million indians means nothing
>>720678057this is the only correct answer to modern gaming.
>>720687783
>>720677797And I'm sure you were saying gaming is dead when Fortnite and Roblox became some of the most popular games in existence.
>>720687761>being jealous is inhuman bro, just stop having emotions and learn to kill your spirit
>>720687783Inflating the numbers with ugh Phone plus gay autoplay scripts to fool investors and of course NIGGER GORILLA LOSERS LIKE OP..
>>720687734I genuinely believe we'd be living in a completely different, almost utopian world right now if it weren't for smartphones and social media.
>why yes 90's cartoons and actually funny ytp's are EXACTLY the same as SKIBIDIRIZZOHIOAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHGHUGSDHGUIUSGDI algorithm brain raping garbage
>>720679296how do you think the zoomers that played it during the 2000s and early 2010s feel?
>>720687952>utopian>spirit crushed>modern man enslaved>all riches drained by a few nepotistic freaks running the media to make the lower castes fight among themselves nice utopia bro
>>720688031Yes, unc.
>>720687952Different? YesUtopian? No lmaoI despise social media but it still achieved more than the UN ever did in many countries.
>>720687250so basically "give me a reply that fits my very narrow criteria of what is considered acceptible with the caveat that I am allowed to change my standards in response to any examples you give me to allow myself to always be correct. can't do it? ha ha, looks like I win this internet argument."There's no point in playing your game because you're a retarded redditor who will always move the goalposts so that anything that fits your criteria no longer does. Go back.
>>720687835Yep. Remove those 3 top layers of degenerates and the figures don't matter
>what zoomers are doing on Roblox
>>720688031watching AI-created videos on loop made by indian bot farms for 16 hours a day since you're 2 years old is literally the same thing as watching a youtube poop
>>720678057FPBP
>>720682950>2013 game>old roblox
>>720687595jews force both parents to work so they can't raise the kids on their own and force the parents to send them to daycare, also owned by jews, where the black daycare workers beat white children and just put cocomelon on the TV all day while their scroll instagram on their phones. it's not that parents don't want to parent, it's that they aren't even allowed to.
>>720688263Kill millenials. They have been a disaster
>>720688194Fact is that Nepal burning because civilians were exposing the old degenerates flexing with their cash and hoes while 6years old kids go dumpster diving shows that social media could be used as a weapon. Could. We're just not hungry enough yet. They're making mandatory internet ID cards and global surveillance a thing to prevent this.
>>720688263>Age 6>Age 7>Age 62
reminder that every roblox thread on /vm/ is just people in their late 20s planning to kill themselves over witnessing the current state of their childhood game lol.
>>720688087>>720688194Hey, to be fair I said almost
>>720688258
>>720677797Wait wait wait. Roblox had 23 million people online AT THE SAME TIME? What the fuck.
>>720688324>tries to pretend he's old.>doesn't even know when the game was created.retard
>>720688403It's a Thailand server.
>>720683189I feel like you don't quite grasp how much smaller scale that shit was compared to this, the internet was almost literally a sekrit club back then, this shit is universal and all-encompassing
>>720688491>source: roblox™
>>720687703That's not a very nice way to refer to jeets and russians.
>>720688491"people"
>>720687595>Hello mother I am beginning to find these youtube videos to be quaint. Might you have something more intellectually stimulating such as some Dickens or Hawthorne?
>>720682804I do too. Though I haven't touched it in over a decade, old Roblox definitely had soul. Found out that somebody just recently got into my old 08 account and stole everything. I apparently had some pretty rare shit and, according to one those value sites, my account may have been worth over $10,000 in Robux. It hurts.
>>720688545dont russian kids still play CSGO?
>>720688263Wow, almost like people were justified cracking down on the pedohaven.
>>720688491lil gup thinks bro roblox is as popular as ur boomer aaaahhhh games. Video games are dead unc, bro really thinks roblox chads are on your same aura level :skull:
>>720687835does asia pacific include india? because I have a hard time believing this many of the ACTUAL asian people are playing this garbage.
>>720688418Any funny cap to share?
>>720688667Yes. Most of that demographic is China, India and SEAmonkeys.
>>720688263>>720688353>>720688403>>720688648You people are so old.
I wouldn't mind these Roblox games if they were actual games and not thinly veiled skinenrboxes made to extract as much time and money out of people as possiblemonetization was a mistake, return to Gmod
>>720688667And why wouldn't it?
>>720682804remember when roblox did a nostalgiafag event but had literally no oldfag games and included shit like a skibidi toilet game?
>>720688306watching stuff like looney tunes and spongebob made me want to learn how to do animation. watching skibidi toilet has never made anybody anywhere want to do anything to advance themselves.
>>720679242>suddenly
>>720684635>mandingo effect
>>720688718funny how the only ones that have gone up are the ones where degenerates go to look for pity sex. I wonder if one of the sexes are primarily responsible for this?
>>720679124fuck youYTPs are the peak of comedy
>>720678137>"Uhm, guys, why is this platform for social congregation that also promotes creativity so popular? I just don't understand"Seriously?
NAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHI CANTBRO THINKS THEIR BOOMER AAHHHHH GAMES HAVE AURALIL GUPS TIMES ARE ENDING, ITS OVER OLD MAN
>>720689023>promotes creativityBAHAHAHAHAHA
>>720688748jews like to reframe statistics so that they don't tell the whole story.
>>720689105It does. Just because you don't like the crap that children and autists are producing, that doesn't mean it isn't a creative platform.
>>720688718>meeting your partner through friends, institution, job, or friends>The Beta Way to Get a Girlfriend
>>720679124>Ripping old cartoons and CD-i cutscenes off Youtube as you fuck around in Vegas/Premiere/WMM using effects, chroma keying and word splicing, learning how to edit videos>Same thing as making AI prompts and loading it up on Capcut in your content farm operation
I am so tired of white people
>>720688718Hello, why did you reply to me, someone pointing out the absurdity of a dating service with a GARGANTUAN AGE GAP of 6-7 year olds, and a 62 year old? I think you made a mistake, but that's okay, you can apologize to me.
I have nieces and nephews and Roblox is absolutely ruining them. I asked them what music they like to listen to and they just showed me Roblox music videos. I asked them if they listen to actual music on the radio or anything and they just said "I dunno". We all played babby games growing up but they were a pathway to learning the skills to play real shit and growing our interest in certain genres or stories. Roblox is just a deadend that takes all of their time while also not having any meaningful impact on them as a person. Nothing can stick when they're switching between games every 30 seconds and 1000 new modes are released a day. The trends and fads move too fast for them to actually take a moment to learn what they like and build an identity. I genuinely think not a single Roblox playing kid alive could beat SM64. They don't have the skills or the attention span/interest required. I'm worried for them.
>>720689313then play roblox, there aren't very many of them on there
>>720685008i would buy a king harkinian sticker pack
>>720689380Gen A are going to be feral nonverbal sperglords totally incapable of caring for themselves at all. People think zoomers will cause the country to collapse but it's the generation after them that is going to really fuck things up.
>>720689380>listening to radiolmao go to sleep grandpa>t. 30yo
>>720689415Brother, Roblox is popular among all demographics. I'm so sick of anons pretending like white people aren't as addicted to current trends as other people are.
>>7206894151 look at YouTube debunks that bucko,
>>720689325
>>720679124Roblox was considered a cringe dimestore Minecraft nearly 20 years ago.
Free Schlep
>>720689527>/v/ pretending he is old>/v/ also pretending he is youngtake a side, jesus
>>720689380I only had like 4 n64 games as a kid. If I wanted to play n64, I just had to learn to get good at the game. What your saying is absolutely true. Kids probably click on new game and close out if they can't figure it out right away and then never go back. They have no incentive to learn anything.
>>7206893802025>LMAO YOU LISTEN TO ROBLOX MUSIC2015>There's nothing wrong with listening to video game music. Video games are really artistic. The kind of music you find in them are some of the best ever. There's no reason why etc etc etc etc etc
>>720688674
>>720689563>one youtuber inspired 10,000 brown children to start playingsure, plenty of whites on there
>>720689734deluded
>>720684825>MY BRAINROT IS OK CAUSE CREATOR MADE NO MONEY FROM IT THEREFORE THAT MAKES IT GOOD!!!!!retard
>>720680386I want to have sexual relations with this woman
Gen Z and A shoah when?
>>720681350They ARE the purchasing power. Thats the point. Modern entertainment industry isnt selling shit anymore because if people had to buy that crap drastic selection would take place. So everything gets F2P and watch and generates revenue solely over coverage and "engagement" to make numbers go up for advertisers and shareholders to be happy and shell out money.And it already did change the regular market. Thats why gamepass like systems are a thing now for normies. You think a game that costs at least $300 000 000 and half a decade in development is economically sound if a company just throws it on some all you can eat buffet for a few bucks a month in the end? No. But doing so reaches millions of third worlders, kids and poorfags that are all potential biomass to sell at advertisers and political entities. Hearing that you have established a button to distribute manipulative messages to 24 000 000 brain cooked 6-14 year olds on a single click makes marketing shits, journos, ngo's and governments cream their pants so hard they will start shoveling money your way in amounts you could only remotely dream about with classic sales.
>>720683845Lmao I'm glad quality YTPs are still alive and well.
>>720689725>childhood>2011
I was willing to defend Skibidi Toilet because at least there's a lot of effort and ideas that go into it so at the very least you can admire the creator's passion for it but...This is just straight up fucking garbage. Is this the kind of creative landscape we're heading to?
>>720689734>western kids would neverI take it youre a millenial parent who failed your little girl aren't u. now she's whoring the onlyfans and being groomed just like good western society has wanted
>>720689819who doesn't
what i'm getting from is that thread is that kids have no real interests beyond youtube slop and roblox
>>720685748That sounds like p2w shit how the fuck do people find that shit fun
>>720681350>It's like thinking that mobileslop being popular will somehow change the regular video games market.
>>720689846its a zoomer game anon. it was no different than growing up with slop like club penguin.
>>720689805>Honest soulful expression meant to entertain vs cynical capitalist soulessness meant to exploit childrennyes
>>720689943they certainly don't play outside or join sports teams anymore.
Old good, new bad.
>>720689851same. skibidi toilet was just a gmod thing some autist made for fun, this is just fucking vile
>>720689851You're old. OLD.
>>720680132>>720680386why do some games even put themselves on roblox and not just like a 5 dollar steam game. its not like the ones with effort put onto them even use roblox's shitty pre-made assets. its like they active hate keeping 70% of their money and respect.
Considering I grew up never being with it, none of this is really bothering me.t. 2007 channer
>>720680459Buddy, I'm a '97er and my Gen X dad thought youtube poops were retarded, you're just getting old and jaded.
>>720689856>onlyfans out of nowhereIndian
>>720689717The problem is that Roblox kids ONLY listen to Roblox music and oh, who am I kidding, most /v/irgins don't listen to non-videogame music either.
>>720679124YTP was always fucking gay and unfunny, and you are right to compare it to modern brainrot shit. Throw in those TF2 gmod videos where the joke is just >look at the funny face!! I stretched his face and made his voice loud!!!! xdddd
>>720690129>channer
>>720690140I'm 82 and they are still funny as hell. Your dad likes cock in his butt.
>>720690119I have absolutely no idea how content creation on roblox works, but is it easier to build a game there than in some other engine?
>>720689380>>720689717>>720690163what's roblox music
>kids start viewing simulated rape scenes with flashing>retarded faggots: old good new bad :^)
>>720689725As a millennial who went through a similar thing with the internet being ruined by smartphones and normalfags and turd worlders, I genuinely feel bad for zoomers like this.
>>720690140>>720690203if you can watch Spong:Dickles and not at least giggle at one thing you're p jaded
>>720689717theyre roblox music VIDEOS not from the game itself retard. its the equivalant to listening to a minecraft parody.
>>720677797>23 million at oncehow is that even possible?
>>720690425>
it is genuinely, actually, unironically hilarious going through this whole thread and seeing DIRECT analogues to dumb beloved shit from oldfags childhood in the new generation and oldfags CANNOT see the irony, the shorthand, the memes, it's all the same shit>it happened to you, they changed what "it" wasdon't even reply to me, i'm not baiting. you can't see how similar it all is, you cannot allow yourself to see it, you're old now and you can't accept those darn kids who you just don't "get" anymore
>>720677797A huge chunk of that Roblox number is bots. Just check eBay for Steal a Brainrot items.
>>720677797Still more gameplay than gachas
>>720690718Dunno m8 I wasn't spending 10 hours a day watching YTP to the point of creating a new generational dialect when I was in elementary.
>>720690643I refuse to believe my negritos dropped Dota and CS for fucking Roblox of all gamesHaven't been to one since getting out of college a decade ago since I could afford getting my own PC now
>>720690643Reminds me of those old images of Russian kids gaming on PCs with a pile of plucked chickens behind them.
>>720677797can I see some gameplay?
>>720690643Probably not even that. They just need access to mobile devices.
>>720679124Both are good
>>720690846:)
>>720690826they move on to dota/cs once they turn 16, don't worry.
>>720679242It's just a virtual playroom, of course it's the #1 game for kids.
>>720690718how many hours a day did you watch ytps when you were 5 years old?
>>720690718This. It's just old man yells at clouds
>>720690981Anon, don't bully the dumb zoomy that can't grasp nuance.
>>720690643Being brainwashed by roblox is probably preferable to living in indonesia
>>720677797This could be a death sentence for the current video game industry. I am not entirely convinced these kids will ever switch to "real" games.
>>720679124
>>720691074What about the Indonesian roblox players then?
>>720689725it is really fucking jarring to see how similar "roblox oldfaggotry" is to "4chan oldfaggotry" and i legitamately cannot decide on which one is more pathetic.
>>720690947I played CS at age 8These little fuckers didn't get slapped by their parents hard enough
>>720689061for real?
>>720677797only get on roblox for grow a garden, the comfiest game on there
>>720691146they're just trying to escape that hellhole, even if just for a moment, in a virtual world.
Good that means kids are being born hopefully not brown ones
>>720677797>retarded kids like retarded stuffa tale as old as time. they'll grow out of it, and move on to normal videogames, that happens to everyone.
>>720691375>hopefully not brown onesthey play roblox anon
>>720688031>get publicly raped>start shitting in the thread making passive aggressive responses without actually replying with smug imagesdamn unc chill fr ts nts lol
>>72069141630 year olds play meme shit like fortnite. some of them even do still play roblox.
boomer ahhhh threadgo play doom old man. Bro and me bout to aura farm on brainrot
>>720679124I don't even know what a youtube poop is.
>>720691690A shitty (by 2010 standards) youtube comic video.Compared to a 2025 video, they are Louvre tier.
>>720691572some people still play counter-strike, which is as shitty as fortnite and roblox, so what? not everyone who plays videogames is going to embrace gaming as a hobby, and that's perfectly fine.
>>720679668The spiderman+elsa machine generated brain cancer has moved off youtube to a platform parents can't monitor as easily.
>>720690846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZt7pYH5ugULooks like Cookie Clicker for gen alpha.
Agreed. It's no different to youtube poops
NAAAAAHHHH ALL THESE BOOMERS CRYING HAHAHAHAHABOOMER AAAHHHS HAVE NO AURA FR
>>720679668just skimming through I was willing to tolerate this until he started hammering 5$ rerolls or whatever that isI'm willing to defend stuff like skibidi toilet, stuff like pokemon must've looked insane to my parents;but fuck roblox man, kids should not be dealing with this
>>720691218Stop talking shit eater.
zoomers are literally organising anti jew lynch mobs how has this game not been banned yet?
>>720678137member when u were watching shit like ren and stimpy or one of those shows who took a lot of inspiration from them in the 90s ? now you understand how your parents felt.
This is the adult that is having trouble understanding why all the kids are playing Roblox these days.
>>720686194That's literally editing you fucking ignoramus
>>720692083>Palestinians acting like niggers>Israelis genociding themJust like real life.
>>720692083WTF I love Roblox now????
>>720692128You can do it, Claude!
>>720689380"Videogames can be art too" people have been very quiet for the last 5 years or so
lil bros acting like they aura farm
>>720690643>computer above the monitorDEMONS
>>720692083
>>720677797kek based>NOOOOO WTF IS ROBLOX THESE ZOOMERS ARE FUCKEDGet over it unc. Your time is over. Go back to arguing about controversies in uncshit like Dragon Age or something LOL
>>720692347It's so the kids don't damage them and so the owner can keep an eye on them and so it's easier for the adult to access them for repairs and maintenance.
>>720684635In 2017 my friend was talking about his little brother having Roblox roaming gangs that destroyed servers. Roblox has always been a thing.
>>720692347Floods.
>>720692423bro really gonna upset the uncs with this fire ahhhh message
>>720678137
>>720692128KEK
>>720692347>>720692459those computers don't belong to those kids. thirdies have internet cafes because none of them can afford actual equipment.
>>720689023>promotes creavitylol not anymoreIt used to, but thats not what it is now
>>720690119Roblox has effective marketing.Steam does not.
>>720690029literally me as a kid, minus the aderall
>>720691896I'm on 4chan all day and his spastic browsing makes me feel uneasy
>>720692317I bet her Puff hasn't even evolved yet.
It all makes perfect sense to me>little kid kept indoors 24/7, because THE HECKIN' KIDNAPPERS WILL NAB YOU IF YOU GO OUTSIDE!>those Nintendo Switch games that your parents bought you are too hard>tapping shit on a tablet is intuitive>flailing around in VR is intuitiveIt's instant gratification. Just the other day I was watching my little niece play a VR game where you run a burger stand. (she Casted the gameplay to my computer) Kids like all of that interactive stuff and thought Silksong was boring (watching me play it)
>>720692519To my knowledge a flood destroys a PC no matter the owner.
>>720690209Can't be that hard if tardlings can do it
>>720692610Silksong is boring tho
>>720679124I never thought YTPs were funny, even as a kid. But I grew up on Life of Brian so maybe my expectations for humor were just different.
>>720692083But Bombardino Crocodilo bombs kids in Gaza and Palestine and doesn’t believe in Allah and loves bombs
>>720690119>>720690209It is pretty easy to build a game in there, but if you're an actual developer you'll be pissing yourself that you didn't use Unity because a lot of visual-related things are in the dumps and you have to think about ratings a lot and can't do anything too sexy (because you know, this is a kid's platform. You need a Verified ID just to make the vertexes on the ocean mesh go up and down procedurally.)At the same time though, if your game involves multiplayer in any way and you aim to get popular you're on a direct hard to escape path on having to use Roblox
>>720692610>game where you run a burger standto be fair, those quasi-tycoon games are pretty fun. i think a proper premium game in that style would sell gazillion copies
>>720692451fun fact, did you know that before 2015, Roblox's staff actively banned all references to "gang" culture?
>>720689992>>Honest soulful expression meant to entertain>random brainrot garbage Hey bro i took a shit thats soulful expression right cause its free
Am I the only one who learned from how adults treated my interests as a kid and doesn't get pissed off at kids for being into dumb shit? Why continue the cycle?
Why do boomers have no aura?
>>720679668The first batch of ipad toddlers turned 18 in the last few years
>>720692909Normie sadism
I actually find this brainrot runway pokemon better then female samurai no one asked for slop
>>720692487diddy ahh board be like/v/: AYO roblox is a predator game!/v/: lemme jerk off to this loli eroge and argue which pokegirl has the best ass tho
>>720692909watching elsagate videos for 12 hours a day everyday is not healthy
>>720692909Being a seething boomer is in-built in everyone even for people who thought they were "with-it" before. They don't have the self-awareness to admit that a random boomer on average probably thinks their epic gmod youtube poops from the late 2000's looks fucking retarded
>>720684509>eclipse>xtremeworlds>chaos>all those vb6 engines in generaltake me the fuck back
>>720693056>lemme jerk off to this loli eroge and argue which pokegirl has the best ass thobut children do that too
>>720679124What's different is that YTP's weren't ubiquitous. Everyone plays Roblox, everyone watches tiktok. That's the key difference. I'm 26 now but growing up, there were only like 4-5 people in my middle school classes that even used the internet regularly. Now a majority of 7-year olds everywhere are scrolling.
I tried it yesterday and it was boring as fuck to meDon’t really care that people play it though if it’s fun good for them
>>720679242It serves the same purpose as flash games and videos did in our youth. It's complete low quality slop that anyone can make, meaning it's an effective vehicle for young peoplr to spread culture. Its filling the void left by Adobe.
>>720693128Neither is playing video games 12 hours a day, or being on 4chan, etc
>>720692423Nah ts too tuff i just bought $500 worth of microtransactions in grow a garden l. Uncs don’t know how fie ts is
>>720679668The kids side of Youtube is infested with rancid shit, unfortunately this is nothing new. At least it isn't Elsa-gate levels of feces, which is really not saying much.
>>720677797I’m in Italy and found out that they sell Italian brainrot trading cards, and its found in almost every store.What the fuck, I thought those European counties were supposed to be a first world?
>>720680721
>>720679124I'm 37 yo and never understood where was the fun on YouTube poop vids. Specially the Pingas Dr Robotnik shit. I was supposed to laugh?
>>720693370i mean it WAS marketed as a cheap mmo for kids at its prime and even showed up as ads in flash websites. They just couldn't label themselves as a kids mmo anymore because that fad died. now they market it as a steam competitor and later a metaverse. Really depressing how it didnt just jump ship like the rest. otherwise it could've been fondly remembered.
>>720693534I went on a trip to Italy and San Marino over the summer and they were selling Italian brainrot shirts
>>720693473actually you watched ytps when you were 12 years old that means it's ok for toddlers to spend their time watching eslagate video and lets plays
Why does this one fag keep bringing up elsagate, it's completely different from brainrot memes
>>720693556God I hate this Ebonics zoomspeak so much probably some Jewish plot to make everyone reatrded
>>720679668I’m 20 going on 21 and this video already makes me feel old and out of touch, how is that even possible
>>720692975Scientifically speaking, if everybody below the age of 25 was erased from this planet, and humanity got a second try with the generation, who would suffer?
>>720677797kids aren't going to grow up playing regular games. they're just going to play roblox forever like the mazed wowfags. that's actually dire for the industry and yet these retards running it are pricing games at $80 making sure kids stick to roblox instead lmao.
>>720689192>children and autists are producingit's grown ass men producing this shit preying on kids for their mother's credit card. don't delude yourself.
Bambini CrostiniSpecies: Deer, Croissant
>>720693928Sorry man. The strawberry elephant? Maybe. This is just too much.
>>720681948If that was the whole point, the point was lost before it was even stated. You go all the way back to the 50s you got greasers. 60s, hippies. etc.And it's not a burger thing. Bongs had rockers, mods, oi boys, etc. Japs had bansho, bosozoku, etc. Even in the 90s you had jap teens dressing up like dressed-down hitler youth, not because it was right wing but because they thought it looked cool. And they all had their own vernacular.Only dumb kids think they're not going to be like every other dumb kid, and only really fucking dumb adults think they're ever going to actually understand and be sympatico with dumb kids.
>>720693928wtf is this real?
I thought Italian brainrot died out like 2 months ago why is this game pulling in higher numbers than games like cod in September
A TYPICAL trick of the progressive is to suggest "its no different than"As things slowly degrade they will claim this"It's just the same as you watching a YouTube poop"And it's always the children, look at the defense for roblox dating ittDo not forget this website is filled with fakes and bad actorsIt is manipulation
>>720680132>actually good game>look inside>a rip off of already popular mediaevery single time
>>720693556If we're going this route then anyone who uses 'based' is fraudulent as fuck but good luck convincing the people who go BASED at random 'redpilled' shit that they're actually shilling for niggers
>>720694110you're a faggot
>>720693923>it's grown ass men producing this shit preying on kids for their mother's credit card. don't delude yourselfthat would've been the case 15 years ago but thats long gone.
>>720681948/v/ at this point is filled with literal crying boomers as seen by the 30+ threads or newfags who came here post-election tourismThey'll never get it
>>720686904>and it's absolutely not something just anyone with a pirated copy of Premier could make.See you're rightBut who the fuck makes YTPs on Premiere and not Vegas
>>720694184way to prove his point
>>720679124most youtube poops were bad but the few that were actually funny were gold
>>720694324nujak pointing with his thumb.jpg
So what the fuck is the gameplay?I know what brainrots are (I remember back in my day they were called italian brainrots specifically, because there was other brainrot too), but how do you make a game out of them that becomes the #1 most played game of all time
>>720694227fuck i meant to reply to >>720689192
>>720694369get a popular youtuber to play it. that's all.
I turned 18 last June so I'm legally allowed to post here. What about this is surprising? Modern AAA is boring and not geared towards children. Most indies lack the exposure or simply don't appeal to children. There was a cultural bottleneck that was filled with mobile-tier Roblox games and anything that was easy to make videos about.This isn't the end of the world, I've seen thousands of games come and go after breaking X record. The next kids thing will come around and you'll irrationally deem it good or bad.
>>720694494When pewdiepie played games it didn't cause them to get to 20M+ concurrent players. And he was THE youtuber, there's like nobody of the sort now anymore except maybe mr beast but he just does random shit rather than playing roblox (does he?)
>>72069436980% of the population is literally braindead animal, cattle, the most easily manipulable subhumans in the world. No wonder the elite treat them like whores, both in front of and behind the scenes.
>>720694637>anything that was easy to make videos aboutthis is the cultural gap that you're missing
>>720694637You could have just played nintendie games like normal kids
>>720680731soul
>>720694737nintendie is $90, roblox is free
>>720689819>woman
>>720694737More kids are playing roblox than nintendo stuff, therefore roblox is the norm
farmville for aoomers
>>72069473770% of modern kids have divorced parents and are raised by phones because the parents don't give a fuck about the kid and just want it to be quiet.
>>720694737I did, my first console was the Wii and I loved Brawl and SMBW. However, that was already old news by the time I started gaming, and my parents weren't about to get a Wii U because they thought it was just a Wii. So when I got bored of my Nintendo titles I started watching Youtube and fell into the world of Fnaf, Roblox and Minecraft.
>was in FUCKING GAMESTOP the otherday>some kid's mom asking for a 200 dollar robux gift cardwhat the fuck
The future is homogenous. Why play multiple games when 1 game has them all
>>720694937Imagine the future impact of a generation that was raised on TikTok with five-second videos rotting their brains their entire childhood...He will be your future medic when you're old, by the way.
>>720695094>The future is homogenousThis but in macrocultural terms. Gen Alpha across the globe from the MidEast to Java to Japan to America are consuming the same trends and media now. We're on the cusp of a truly global monoculture because of brainrot.
Kill everyone under the age of 30.
>>720695476>Kill everyone under the age of 30.This is what feminists really want.
>>720678137Nether does anyone else Enjoy the chaos
>>720694949Unsurprised wow.
>>720695476Get over it uncNobody wants you to whine about "the good ol' days of memes" before your dentures fall out
>>720681483wild to think that this NPC from a 2004 game went out to become viral almost 20 years later and is now getting toys while barely anyone knows gordon freeman or half life as a whole is a thing.
>>720695821>White people that say unc
>>720695094This is exactly why the internet is garbage now. There used to be niche forums all over the internet, and now they've all been consolidated into like reddit, twitter, and 4chan. There's almost no reason to even go anywhere else, but the consolidation also brings in the worst of the worst, and these faggots are so fucking brainwashed that they feel the need to bring up politics in places where it's absolutely irrelevant. Mostly 14 year olds who were like 6 when trump became everyone's obsession.
>>720694110many ytpers back in the day were actively malicious filling their videos with porn, and i mean actual porn not making robotnik say pingas. their communities were rife with actual pedos and abuse but nobody here likes that narrative so sorry, guess it was all heckin wholesome early internet fun! things NOW are just sooo bad because more people use the internet so there's more cases for you to reaffirm your beliefs! good thing you were a retarded kid back then, life was sooo simple right?
>>720695348That's what's always been (((the plan))). Individual cultures are a road block for what they have planned.
>>720687286you missed WKUK
>>720688514this is genuinely old roblox to mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYYxEuOtpZ4and im actually surprised to learn that the game survived that long, imagine my surprise some years ago when i discovered not only it was still around but it had an android port and was thriving into the mainstream.
>>720679242it runs on shitboxes, which is perfect for the hordes of thirdworld children who only have access to free games
>>720680473Sword Fight on the Heights. Home.
>>720680459You're watching AIDS poops then. Everyone knows earrape is the funniest part.
Whoa man you mean less people saw weird stuff when most people weren't online and now that it's easily accessible MORE people are seeing it? How can this be? Why aren't I special anymore? Please I wanna be special again please please please
>>720696027Not the ones I watched. Sorry you got groomed, but it sounds like a skill issue.
>>720696087oldblox was bare bones as fuck but i still have a lot of respect for it. It was really the perfect game for lego autists at the time to use their creativity. I feel like all of that fell apart once they distanced themselves from being an mmo for kids to trying to be a legit gaming platform like steam. I feel like in a lot of ways it was similar to like littlebigplanet's community. while the game itself was limited its community is what really brought it to life.
>>720694110based
>>720696250i already knew you had zero experience in anything you defend but feel free to keep giving me attention
>>720696087This is still my conception of what roblox was like, I thought it was supposed to be like a lego build up game. But then in the modern day I see people making anime games with visual anime effects that take control of your camera and blast multicolored special effects everywhere
>>72067813799% of parents let their kids get raised by an ipad and Roblox just so happens to be the big thing they'll all get inevitably sucked into. That's all their really is to understand. Roblox is so big that every child in the world is gonna end up playing it no matter how good/bad the game actually is.
Damn /v/ are such good parents, you really should homeschool your kids, only feed them gruel, do not let them socialize EVER, do not allow them electronics, allow one hour of daily free play, make them do 6 hours of chores and give them an allowance of 5 dollars a month for bubble gum and toy cars.
>>720681553ok unc but check this aura farming
>>720696480i do all of these unironically
>>720696480they'd grow up to be a better person than you.
>>720696480BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED TRADITIONAL VALUES
My kids playing that shitEverytime he tells me the name of his new brainrot pokemon it fucking cracks me up
>>720696480The dream is to raise your daughter like that for the first 13 years of her life, raising her to be the perfect housewife, then have an arranged marriage to a wealthy suitor.
>>720696480That's what led to the most prosperous times in human society thoughbeit
>>720678137You didn't join in and play retarded shit on random gmod servers, or or play custom games in halo? It's pretty much the same as that, but also ads popping up trying to scam you for your parents credit card
>>720696695I don't understand why you retards would rather have a daughter than a son. You aren't allowed to say no to women anymore. If you tell your daughter no, she will double down just to piss you off twice as much.>arranged marriageGOOD MORNING SAAR!!!
>>720696480Roughly half of these, but unironicallyThe other half ironically
>>720696480zased... so fucking zased...
>go to library>90% of the public computers are being used by 12 year niglets to play roblox while they scream about what's going on in the gamethis game is going to be the downfall of society
>>720690259they dont know suffering until the roblox resurgence in 2032
>>720696480You forgot the part where you rape their senses with extreme violence as soon as they're 18 and draft them into a war, something that must be perpetually maintained to raise strong men. Human beings aren't supposed to live beyond 30 anyways.
>>720696916Let kids have fun
>>720696835>SAARwomen are retarded and cannot pick good partners themselves and I have to ensure her husband will be the right one who won't simply pump and dump her.
https://youtu.be/cwmsQj5ksBcSOVL
>>720695717That's my experience and when I ask around it seems everyone else my age went through something similar.I want to get deeper into gaming, that's why I'm here, but I also don't blame my generation when we simply weren't naturally exposed to as many good games. I genuinely believe titles like Fnaf and Bendy will end up having greater impacts on the video game industry than something like Persona or God of War because that's what kids now remember.
>>720696695the most indian post in this entire thread
>>720697006no sorry anyone either younger or older than me should suffer and die, i'm god's chosen generation
>>720696916>scream about what's going on in the gameis it normal vidya rage, or do they seem like they're trying to emulate youtuber screaming retards
>>720696360Nah, you come off like a fag making shit up without providing receipts. 'Many' is vague language, that implies a large amount, but you didn't post any examples because you got e-raped by 5 seconds of a cutaway gag of some anime girl squealing because the punchline was Patrick Star using his armpit hair to tentacle rape her. >NOOOOOOO I'M GETTING GROOMED IN REAL TIME. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENINGSure, there were vulgar, and crass jokes, but 'filling their videos with porn' is mad bullshit when this is the same community that had the 'This video will get flagged' fad where videos were getting in shit for having too many vulgar sentence-mixed words that sounded like naughty swears>no but 'MANY' YTPers were 'ACTIVELY MALICIOUS' and were 'FILLING' with pornography bro, you might not have seen it, but I did!!!lots of scary language, and weighty words, but no substance. you should be a politician, but like, maybe a rustbelt one, where you can get the stupid, fearful populace to elect you when you gaslight them with scary (but poorly chosen) words. See, you fucked yourself by saying 'many', which means you're going to have to provide a lot of examples.
>>720696916>kids having fun is going to the downfall of societycouldn't imagine being this depressing, get a life.
>>720697012>women are retarded and cannot pick good partners themselvesI agree with that entirely, but you're imagining something that is only allowed in brown countries anymore. your daughter wouldn't need your permission to go to the courthouse and just get hitched to whoever she wants.
>>720697176ty for wasting your time being wrong as usual, they have ai for people like you tho
>>720683583the only difference here is that you dont buy the droppers in a place, you take those..things which work like droppers and have them give you money and increase your level cap to keep getting more of them.
>>720697275>Make shit up>Get called out>Don't provide receiptsI accept your surrender.
>>720697428you already conceded when you proved you're younger than me and don't know what it was actually like because i cannot link you 18 year old videos that have been deleted for 17 years. keep using the term receipts though it's kinda cute
>>720697275>immediately and unnecessarily offers a concession when he could have just slunk away quietly
I don't like the word brainrot. Don't like the feeling of speaking the words. Strange to me that it became part of a generation's lingo
>>720697568hmm sucks i was already right because you're larping boomers
>>720697584It became popular on reddit to describe political stuff, and has since been co opted to describe anything stupid.
>>720696737>It's pretty much the same as that
Jews wonthey go on their computer and see the goyim children being rotted by roblox slop as they only care about nothing else in life and see that western nations are now permanently dead. There is no coming back from this and the jews are probably celebrating and jerking themselves how hard they won in destroying western civilization while molesting minorstheres no coming back from this. Theres not a single thing you can do
>>720697482>U-uh, well, I don't have any videos, because they got deleted! Nor thread archives discussing the issue, or videos talking about how prominent YTPer creator is a pedo or-How entirely convenient for you.
>>720678057I'm glad I have such a large backlog now, when the economy and by extension games industry collapses I'll have at least a couple years worth of shit to play.
>>720697764yeah actually because it continues to prove that you didn't actually experience it back then. sorry you missed out!
>>720696916i did it to play runescape
Spic zoomers like brawl stars
>>720697815>Sorry you didn't get to experience the grooming that allegedly happened??? Kind of a weird thing to wish on someone
>>720697947i mean i guess you're just admitting ytp could groom people like newfangled kid goyslop does so idk why you needed to hand me two wins
>>720698020>Doesn't know what allegedly means
>>720682365Yes, but this just reveals the flaws in the market. Roblox is ridiculously overvalued.
>>720698064you already boldly claimed i got groomed, idk why you can't be good at arguing it's really boring
>>720698127Yeah, your brain got fucked up by base-level crude humor that you misinterpreted as being hardcore pornography in your twilight years. As I said, skill issue.
>>720698226hope you can get some epic wins next thread, i'd hate to see you inadvertently prove yourself wrong again
>>720698413Look, I'm not going to lie, I would have loved to read about YTP drama. Like, name some guys, if you can remember, unc-san.
This is just pokemonYes your parents saw you the same way you are looking at zoomers when you were screaming nonsensical shit like wabbafet Charizard or fucking squirtle.OMG MOM I JUST CAUGHT A SCRUMBLO BRIMBLO
>>720699023Have you seen pokemon fans recently? The parents were right.
>>720693631Good ytps were legitimately funny and clever and took effort to make. This shit is pure brain cancer.Not everything kids watch these days is bad, skibidi toilet is clearly a work of passion and competently made for example, it would have been huge if it was made 20 years ago as well, certainly better than most of the equivalent source filmmaker slop that was popular back then.
>>720693712>da joosYou're already retarded.
