itt: retarded minigamesI love balls
>>720682632>stealth e-celeb twitch stream advertisement threadnah piss off mate.
>>720682859This is your thread, anon>>720674635
this is a general at this point. a general about some twitch stream.
>>720682859and nobody cares now, do they?
>>720683093Serendipitously.
>>720682859>Noooo stop getting together and having fun! You're supposed to constantly be miserable!
>Free Hootenany. The *best* kind
>>720683079>370 postssure but retardy keeps getting nuked ok mods
>>720682632>i love balls t. Op
Day at the Races is the perfect tardy game
>Meanwhile back at God Yoshi's
>>720684097I mean. Yeah?
>>720684215
>>720684215>>720684419So this is how they're gonna build Orlando Mario World?
i've analyzed about 100 mario retardies and this is how often each character wins birdo only appeared literally once and was excluded as an outlier
>>720684836where the FUCK is boo?
feels so good being a dongchad
>>720684937oopsother fun facts:- toadette is the only character that gets 2nd place more than any other placement- dry bones never came in first or last, only 2nd or 3rd- the player in the P4 slot does slightly better on average than the other three- the effect of turn order is insignificant
>>720684836>>720685112extremely based statsanon
>>720684836>>720685112simp rigging conspiracy bros, our response?
>>720685505
>>720684836so it turns out I'm not a schizo for feeling like waluigi wins constantly
>>720685112I love this squid
>>720683408KEK
Wii Games?
pov you are watching a starman stream
DONG NOO
>>720686250>Statsfag trying to break Blooperchad
>casually get 2 stars in one turn
>>720685112why is my wife so bad at partying
>HIS DIRTY DAN
yeah, i'm thinking cherry flavor.
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>>720688630one piece fans are so fucking cringe
>>720685112holy shit b Tier would be based af if only wario was better
>>720684836From which streamer(s)
MONKEY TIME
mushoom
Any ukiki requests
>>720689489Eating a banana
>>720689489Threatening DK with a Coconut Gun.
>>720689615i have better idea, dk training ukiki to use coconut gun
>>720689489draw her wearing these PJ'sI just think they're adorable.
>>720689489Scientist Ukiki holding a wrench next to a pile of scrap. She thinks she can genius
I don't have it, but that Koopa Kid meme of that one Robert Crumb picture
>>720690112
>>720689149starman duck 910 tloa (only 1-8+DS, no superstars)
>its another toadette absolutely dominates episodereminder this streamer fucking worships toadettenever beating the simp allegations
>>720690450birdo?
>>720690450>>720690626never mind I learned to read
>>720690550Bobbeh is gonna win THOUGH
>>720689489Really sorry, got kind fo tired all of the sudden, may still try to draw but not sure
>>720690450what if you separate it by streamer? I'm convinced there's a difference
>>720689691
that crash moment made me wonderwhy DOESNT starman do mario golf retardy?dude is always talking about how much he loves golf so why not stream a round or tournament cpu?
>>720691150it's fucking boring
>>720691150not him but besides the rigidity brought upon by Toadstool Tour's AI, I'm not a huge fan of golftardy, I much prefer playing it.
>>720691150The change might slight an autist and lead to two months of screaming.
>>720691150 more variety in general would be cool from whoever wanted to, we don't need 6 mario parties every weekend
>>720691459how rubberband it is makes it really boring to watch 8 times out of 10, only being fun when the AI completely shits the bed
Someone should do a game of Dokapon Sword of Fury. Assuming that's even possible.
>>720691596>starman is the only one who does shuffle and dokapon >tloa wont do shuffle cause it would go against his crying whenever anyone else does it and saying its "not canon"ass i say
fucking staring at the screen praying this little monkey dude wins for once
>>720684836your math makes 0 sense u gaynigger
>>720692071>i take everything someone says seriously
Wait a tic, this ain't my Nintendo Switch 2!
is it finally time to embrace monkey heritage
i don't care for ukiki
I care for Ukiki.
Boob
it seems my superiority has caused some controversy
>>720691150you get qwerety and 15 monkey rigs and that's all you're getting
siiiiiiiip
>boo won with a last turn happening spaceluck of the irish.
>Absolutely ROBBED. Again: Boo is the Spoiler. He loves to ruin games. He did this yesterday too, by robbing Luigi of a win. First Bloop, now Ukiki. Boo just hates when the Jobbers try to win. Boo is the Griefer of Mario Party. At least in this case the Griefing was in Boo's favor instead of simply against the Jobber out of spite.
>a stream without yoshi peach or daisyis starman finally good now
>>720695975shut up yoshitter
superstars horror land feels so small and claustrophobic, they kinda fucked up the scaling on this one
yknow if you report this guy you dont have to watch him
awww they're smling!
It's time
its her time
>no Luigiskipped
>>720697136He was in game 1.
>>720697136He's right there
>>720697242what was two games ago
>>720697290a really close game of western land
>>720697290Mario Party 2: Mario wonGame 2 was Mario Party 6: Boo wonNow it's game 3.
every time i think "superstars isn't that bad" and then this happens the first 5 minutes of it being on
>>720697543switch parties go from being something i actually watch to background noise while i do something else most of the time
>>720697543doesn't help the ai are actively avoiding the star for some reason tonight lol
where should I go if there's a retardy going on right now?
>>720697932filename
>>720697932>>720698016
>went from 0 stars to 3 stars in play in one turnjust like the fucking mp2 game at the start lmao
Is there a pic that has all the FF7 redo mini games someone can pmost?
>>720684836>>720685112how often did each character show up out of these 100 games?
Bigger embarrassment than what happened yesterday
wario decides life isnt worth it and fucking kills himself
No idea who won. All I know is we all lost.
>>720702423
>>720702310yo report this guy then we dont have to stand for this
my question is why are there so many people who hate this guy, yet continue to watch him?compare nine_ten, everyone who got sick of his faggotry, simply stopped giving him the attention he desperately wantedwhy not the same for this guy?
>>720701307Mario - 51Wario - 46Luigi - 44DK - 41Yoshi - 38Peach - 33Waluigi - 29Daisy - 18Koopa Kid - 17Boo - 16Toad - 13Toadette - 9Blooper - 6Dry Bones - 5Hammer Bro - 5
LET'S FINISH THIS
>actually managed to recover the corrupted save fileincredible, incredible
>>720702752I didn't think toad was that unpopular
Rosa's last turn star....gone....
>>720702310NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
coward streamer ensuring women doesn't win to avoid drama
THE HERO
>>720702813i cannot think of a single person that actually asks for toad besides me
>fucking wins anyways
>rosalina failed once again
>show up uninvited on a 1/7 chance>win anyway
>wario would have won anyways if the game didnt crashCHOSEN BY GOD
>>720702310>got a blessed wario btfoing walushit and womeni bet you feel like a faggot now
Let the shuffling begin.
theeggsun is the biggest attention whore in retardy
>>720703854the egg sun is our reason to live you nigger
>theeggsun is the biggest attention whore in retardy
Chao please win
fails
