LEON PLEASEI DID WHAT YOU ASKEDRESIDENT EVIL IS BACK ON NINTENDOPLEASE JUST FUCK MY SISTERSHE MADE A STEAM ACCOUNTSHE ONLY PLAYS TF2 AND UNDERTALE
>>720690143We had this thread yesterday, anon.
>>720692576But not today
>>720692620Touche.
What should I play
>>720690143Whoever started this meme, I pray you rot in hell.
>>720693181I dunno anon, isn't that a little harsh?
>>720692867A Resident Evil game
>>720693181It was a fun meme. Would have liked to see more OC before being run into the ground.
>>720693427Everyone uses the same joke with no new variety, and it's a cheap chuckle. It becomes old fast.
It will be revealed that leon died of aids in next game
>>720690143https://www.nbcnews.com/health/womens-health/us-fertility-rates-down-teens-women-40-first-time-moms-rcna196809>>For the first time in 2023, there were more births among women 40 and older than there were to teenage girls, according to a government report.
Bot thread.
>>720694573Oh. Ominous.Oh well, I guess I'm sure it'll be fine.
>>720690143Its you again old friend.
Jill
>>720693616Chris has a narrow urethra
>>720696713JillxChris
As much as I like 7 and 8 I would have preferred RE2/3/4 remakes on Switch 2 over them.Obviously they’re coming and maybe they hit around Halloween.
> CHRIIIIIISSS JILL'S TELLING EVERYONE I HAVE A STINKY BUTTHOLE
>>720696978JillxLeon
>>720697079>Obviously they’re comingIs it obvious? Why wouldn't they have announced them? I think 7 and 8 are kind of shit, so I was really hoping 2 and 4 were coming. Guess they want to release all the first person games together though.
>>720697541The guy who leaked the 9 port says they are. Why? Probably Nintendo, Capcom said the Switch 2 version of 9 was planned from the start and it’s not a port, Nintendo just tells them they control when things are announced for some reason.
>>720697541>>720697645What leverage does Nintendo have on Capcom to get them to port every game to that blasted brick?
>>720697903They own Japan and Capcom is one of the few major third parties in Japan to not have permission currently to use Nintendo IP.
>>720697340LeonXchris
>>720693616Chris is gay.
>>720697978That makes a lot of sense, and Capcom is looking to ensure the longevity of their company. Got it Anon.
I hope 9 feels more connected to the series than 7/8
>>720698195>>720698340Are you butt hunters the latest Wesker-created Hunter variant? Leon and Claire return to that room and for the final time that I am not gay.
Helena
>>720698737>>console exclusive weaponsFuck u Nintendo.
>>720698865Happens
>>720699127Was that you?
Anon come back and give us more leaks. Is RE 9 any good?Is Leon there?What's the next remake?
>>720698865seems like it's their thing to try to spice up ports
Kinda funny this is the first RE Engine game with good hair and the new version hair looks like it’s downgraded, granted I’m sure it’ll look a bit better before it launches but I really did like that effect how it lights up when using the lighter.
>>720699780Switch 2 is right now just a port system, which is absurd given that most people already own those games.
>>720700148Not Nintendo users, or Japan.Keep in mind there’s an estimated 80-100 million more Nintendo users than PlayStation.
>>720700339Japan has lost itself and has become nothing more than a flock of sheep. Are the sales worth sacrificing your soul, though? If nothing good is launched on Switch 2, people will start selling them. You could tell people were smiling through their teeth during the Nintendo Direct. The sun has set over the Land of the Rising Sun.
Cute
>>720700753More like people just mad because they didn’t focus on little games no one cares about like Kid Icarus, Rhythm Heaven, or Tomodachi Life.Hell Kirby alone is gonna fund every tiny Nintendo franchise for the entire generation. And a new RE trailer is good, but the same people who say, “I only play platformers, and Zelda is the only RPG I like” are gonna say otherwise.
>>720700965If Kirby is paying their lifestyle, that's a chuckle right there. We may even refer to the switch 2 as a graveyard because it will include all of the ports from other systems. Evenutally people will get tired of that, if they catch onto a pattern. I know it is frustrating for some to come into Nintendo with new ideas just to be turned into a gloomy office worker. When all your overlords worry about is money, and thank goodness I stopped buying any Nintendo products long ago. So this is not my fault.
>>720701672Hey it worked with Switch 1 and that became the biggest success the company could have wanted, and so far Switch 2 is out pacing 1s sales due to having a stronger first year.
>>720701936I am loving this discussion, but why would I spend money on that Nintendo? Resident Evil 9 looks like a 360 game based on what I have seen during the direct, and I do not want to disagree with you. In my opinion, they should have simply built on that trust with switch 1 and continued with that.
>>720702607For majority of Users it’s not gonna look different enough to matter, you either get it on PC and get path tracing or you get it on one of the 3 consoles and deal with it.This isn’t the PS2 era where the PS2 just couldn’t run GC games at all so they had to be redone from scratch.
>>720702789True, and those who wish to purchase it will do just that. On the other hand, I will use a PC because I don't see the need to pay for an Xbox 360 lite. Even though Switch 1 was a huge success for Nintendo, I had to give them credit for it. It was quite fantastic to play Mario Kart with a friend who had just brought the system after our bar run at the hotdog place.
>>720695084Kek>>720696978>>720697108>>720697340>>720697506>>720698848>>720700837Damn she’s really attractive here I want to get her pregnant with my babies
What games does Chris like?
>>720693181>>720693778>>720694914It’s called a timeless joke. It needs no alterations.
>>720698390it probably will considering the villain is likely either Brandon or Spencer
>>720698340what is gay? doesn't sound operator.
>>720690143Claire has several admirers, so she will be alright.>>Leon>>Steve>>Wesker>>Guy from Degeneration>>Neil>>Piers>>Dante
