discount hulk hogan trying to cripple the world in order to resurrect his gay lover
A rapist gets raped by people he thought he was raping. Also he's forced to have gay sex by a Danish man whispering inside his head.
You get exiled to fictional Australia and kill the gods
retards kill each other
spec ops marine teams up with crazy drunk captain to fuel a submarine so he can go surf and slap his dad in the face
>>720706024College Dropout finds a magic book and proceeds to punch Roman Emperors, Alister Crowley and Nyarlathotep in the face with his Mazinger.
>>720706024I don't know, but why do I feel like the answer is a metal gear game?
Man gets arrested by fat Caribbean natives after a blue man frames him, so he begins squiring all over the natives' island to prove his innocence.
>>720706024Local otaku terrorizes San Diego and falls victim to wire fraud.
A mother dies, so her twins take up sewing while playing with pigs and trannies.
>>720706024@grok is this real?
Guy quits his job and takes 100 of his friends with him.
>>720706653Demonbane?
Schizophrenic chinese man saves god from being trapped in a rectangle
Your estranged father telepathically orders you to free him from prison. A couple ladies want your dick.
>>720706024spooky ghoul goes on a camping trip for the sun gods
>>720706024you shoot the shit out of a chair because youre having problems sitting on it
An old dude travels around the world trying to kill his brother, but it turns out to have been a misunderstanding.
>>720706808NMH
cuck ur brother and make his kids love you more than him
>>720706915M3Befriend a hermaphrodite and get redpilled on Groundhog's Day, all while trying to cure your sister's cancer.
>>720706645the metro exodus sub dlc?
Amnesiac Arab goes to space
Paranoid FedEx guy gets way too attached to someone else's kid; moonlights as a ghostbuster and fights terrorists in his spare time.
>>720709095Nier?
A bald man does an extended scooby doo chase sequence spanning thousands of years with another bald man, ultimately rendering himself unemployed.