Give me my badge you fucking cuntThis is why you're a Christmas cake
That's basically what the dragon elder said
>>720706395Rightfully so. What is wrong with Johto women?
>>720706450Only claire acted like that mostly cause she is jealous of lance
>>720706561>Only claire acted like thatYou forget Bitch #1 who cries about losing and bitch #2 who refuses to do her job until you become her delivery guy.
>>720706297Watermelon crushing thighs
>>720706684And Elite Bitch who after you beat her just goes "tch I was playing FOR FUN you tryhard"
I am not crazy! I know he taught his Pokemon those anti-Dragon TMs. I knew it was TM33 Thunderpunch. One after TM32 Double Team. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Youngster Joey to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That Red Gyarados! Are you telling me that a kid just happens to get that 1/8192 chance for a shiny? No! *He* orchestrated it! Gold! HE URINATED ON A SUDOWOODO! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own gym! What was I THINKING? He'll never change. He'll NEVER change! Ever since he was 9, ALWAYS the same! Couldn't keep his hands from the pokeballs in Professor Elm's lab! "But not our Gold! Couldn't be precious Gold!" Stealing them blind! And HE gets to have the Rising Badge? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you HAVE to stop him! You...
>>720708316Karen is the only one with a working brain.
>>720706297PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT>>720708316Karen is more level-headed than that despite being a literal Karen, give her some credit.
>>720708385kek scrubI tried to win with Slaking I really did he's just garbage
>>720708527>GET PREGNANTToo late she's already over 25
Scottie is so lucky...
>>720708335NEED sex with this skank>>720708576fag
>>720708648You want retarded kids? She is already a womanchild.
>>720706297she receives sex correction by 12y old boys and becomes a single mom of her shota adventures.
>>72070868699% of women's problems are fixed by regular dickingsplap a baby into her and her motherly instincts will kick in and she'll be a better person and gym leader for it
>>720708881You think about babies during sex?
>>720709081nta but that's the hottest part of it, that's what sex is all about.
>>720709081>he doesn't impregnate his wife
>>720709168wut
Honey, could you go grab my meds?
>>720706450They all need a good dicking clearly
>>720706297>>720706450>>720706684Johto Women are fucking terrible. Imagine living in such a land.
>>720711809Does her butt hurt again?
>>720712757She insists on resting her butt on hard stuff.
If I were married to Whitney, Clair would be my mistress.
>>720714135I like Clair as a wife. She seems to be able to mellow down after you gain her respect.
>no pokemon game where you actually get to start dating the hot tsundere bitch trainer after beating her and get to go on an adventure into a whole new region with her
>>720716739Misty...
>>720708335How the fuck is Thunderpunch an anti-dragon TM? Dragons resist Electric attacks, at worst it'd deal neutral damage to her Kingdra.
>>720716739>what is masters ex
>>720709081>You think of [ultimate purpose of sex] during sex?
>>720708881>plap a baby into her and her motherly instincts will kick in and she'll be a better person and gym leader for itIf only it were that simple mate. Society would be in fucking space if that were even remotely true.
>>720714952
They should have stuck with the original names for Johto where girls are named after plants.
>>720708335what retard wrote this