You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
>>720719778Woodchipper
If I missed the Helsie season I would kill myself
>>720719778>>720719834Slut for old man cock.
>>720719778>>720719834How does she afford all those fancy clothes and jewelry at such a young age?
>>720719778peak performance at raping my wallet!
>>720720153see >>720720531
>>720719778she looks like she fucks old men for money
Why is she so addicted to old man cum?
>>720719778Helsie rimming my hairy butthole.
>>720720963you couldn't afford it
>>720720963Zoomers always out themselves because the men can't help but talk about getting rimmed. Can't believe we raised an entire generation of faggots.
>>720720153old men and simp zoomers
>>720721303one of those is me!
why is helsie such findombait?
>>720721237you can blame the jews, probably
>>720719778I wish Helsie wasn't locked behind a battle pass. Such a sexo design...
>>720721651sometimes you just know when girls are good at raping wallets
>>720721780just buy an account
>>720720153She kills people in a battle royale bloodbath
helsie is old news
>>720722912name anything better
>>720723007the blonde cheerleader girl
>>720721237im a proud walletsexual zoomermy comfort doesnt matter, the only thing that matters is making my abusers lives better!
>>720723049too old
>>720723049That's literally a Helsie skin?
>>720723097based!keep up the good work on being the worst version of yourself!
>>720723420encouragement like this really helps...
>>720719778What game? Never seen her before.
>>720723598>he doesn't know>>720723545cute
>>720723726dont post succubi like this
>>720723726its not cute its stupid!!!
>>720723951stupidly cute...
>>720723726Nnnggggghhhh
>>720723726Correct, I don't.
>>720724236fortnut
>>720724735Ah. Never played it, and none of my friends play it either.
>>720724804you should try it anonzero build is fun
>>720724883What's the gameplay like? I know it's a multiplayer game, and I tend not to enjoy those much, but I don't know anything else about it.
>>720725116zero build is a battle royalefortnite is more akin to an engine these days, think garry's mod
>>720725449What's a battle royale? I've also never played Garry's Mod - I saw a few of those animations made in it, but that's about it.
>>720725645>A battle royale game is an online multiplayer video game genre that blends last-man-standing gameplay with the survival, exploration, and scavenging elements of a survival game. Battle royale games involve dozens to hundreds of players, who start with minimal equipment and then must eliminate all other opponents while avoiding being trapped outside a shrinking "safe area", with the winner being the last player or team alive.
>>720725960Ah, that doesn't sound quite to my tastes. The only shooters I've enjoyed are Warframe and Monster Hunter.
>>720723726>fag who spams 3dpd webms is also the fag who furthers faggot behavioursI'm nooticing
>>720723726If it's not under 18 then it's not cute
>>720726448paying cute girls isn't faggot behavior
>>720726747Oh yes, it is.
>>720726814nuh uh
>>720726830Save money and build a PC you only use to play games with your siblings.
>>720727025sorry i gave it all to my local e-girl already
>>720727159Hope things get better for you man. Hoes will never help.
>>720727025My sister and I barely talk, and the only vidya she plays is Nintendo first party titles.
>>720727282Kids in this age rely on us to show them the good games. I know you can't take your PC with, so invest in one that's clean and generally able to handle any game/emulator you want to show. Playing a game and watching someone are two different things, and it's a really slow process of showing them because they're used to LP's for more challenging games. Wouldn't you like for them to watch you play instead of some person on Youtube? After a while of urging them to take the controller, it'll take hold. And you'll have something else to talk about that isn't Discord/Instagram or nonsensical bullshit drama.
>>720727807she owes me findom and blackmail
>>720727949based!
>zoomer whores
>>720728360solar trvth flare
>>720727596I rarely see my sister. Just on holidays. It's a six hour drive.
>>720719778>generic twitch e-thot Nigger.
>>720719778Ella Hollywood?
>>720729145Shit, that sucks. Mine is 20 mins away from me. Just keep the PC in mind for when the chance comes up?
>>720723726what's her @ ?
>>720719778Fuck off /fng/
>>720729332My slurp WIFE
>>720729501nofuck me
>>720729419She's also aware of other games. My dad and I played Age of Empires, Warcraft 3, and Starcraft together back before he died, and her boyfriend plays on PC. She's just only interested in Nintendo first part games.
>>720727159seriously?
>>720732042of coursewhy would someone go on the internet and lie?
>>720732235im so fucking jealoushow did it come to that? how did you find her?
>>720731409That's awesome, my mom and I used to play Ninja Gaiden and DMC. My dad and sister are into games like CoC and Genshin. Might just be preferences, I guess. Does she play Kirby? KAR looks good, save for the amiibos.
>>720732382Kirby, Zelda, Mario, Pokemon (Scarlet is one of her favorite games of all time), and Animal Crossing. The first KAR was one of her favorite games growing up.
>>720732371valorant
>>720732812finding someone that lives nearby and deserves your money is so lucky and hotplease post stories
>>720732987Its really easy to find onegirls get greedy if you even hint at it
I want a zoomer gf who I can use her throat whenever I want but we never never ever have actual sex
>>720733417not even anal?
>>720733451Maybe, only if she allows it
>>720719778>>720719834>>720719893>>720720153>>720721651Its time to let it go tranny-kun
>>720723049Every damn skin nowadays is some generic midriff cheerleader girl. No wonder the game is dying. We used to have actual good designs for coombait.
>>720732585I haven't looked into the Direct for it, but you could send a message in the near future about whether she's getting it. And taking it with on the holidays since it has local co-op. Gameshare, maybe but that only works on the same network. And I'm not sure how it would go if you got your own Switch 2 to play online with each other. None of the videos I looked at just now highlighted anything about a party system and only seem to be about local co-op, or random matchmaking. (I'm unfamiliar with Switch 1/2's online honestly). In any case, if she agrees and the Switch can keep up with splitscreen, it should be a fun time together.
>>720733148guh
>>720729386Jean*
