>beat all the dev times in Crash 4 and got all the shiny gold medals in Donkey Kong Country ReturnsOh yeah, we're gaming baby.
101% completion in DK64
>>720734296I did that twice. Mario arcade was a bitch but had a blast. Fuck beaver bother in Creepy Castle.
>>720734296>>720734610I loved doing that across the summer as a kid. DK64 is the perfect kids game, when you have all the time in the world to do the whole thing.
I beat Rayman 1no cheats, no passwords
>>720734147This thread is pointless if you're not actually posting proof. Just saying you did these things is easy.
I've never whined on the internet about a game being too hard for me
>>720734940Can you even sprint in that game? Rayman moves so slow in that game. Could never be bothered. More power to you
>>720735842>mogs half of /v/
Imagine being such an utter pleb that you think the DKC games are hard, lmao. I love those games they are easy when you know how to play platformers. Cannot attest for crash 4, never owned a playstation so I only played the games that came out on Xbox consoles. Need to finish the og trilogy some day.
fluffy nude anthropomorphic women SUCKSSHAVE THEMDRESS THEM UPDAY OF THE RAZOR SOON
>>720734147I'll have you know I lost a life to the first Goomba in Super Mario Bros. and I only cried for twenty minutes.
>>720737372yeah you unlock sprinting in picture city
>>720734147>Coco's Cocos>Dixie's....Duckies?Help me out here.
>>720734147Got all the achievements in GTA IV including the obnoxious Level 10 online one.
i ""main"" Chen in dota 2.
>>720734296This doesn't take nearly as long as everyone likes to claim.
>>720744027The problem is it's just not fun.
>>720742414Dixie's Donks.
>>720741703>"when you know how to play platformers">doesn't even know what shiny golds are>randomly brings up the snes trilogy>has never played a single romhack Kek. Boomers beat Mario as a 7 year old and somehow feel like they have valued input worth sharing with the world.
STOP WANTING TO FUCK ANIMALSI REPEATSTOP WANTING TO FUCK ANIMALS
>>720745807NOFUCK YOU
>>720741703>any%ing games is comparable to beating literal speedrunner timesYou're not actually this retarded, are you?
>>720745771>He didn't connect talking about the crash games with the original trilogy of that series somehow>Brings up something I never mentioned even once as if it changes anything about platformers not actually being that hard>Just straight up says "lol play rom hacks then u will be big dick like ME" without knowing anything else I have played.That's a lot of assumptions and misinterpretations for someone so smug.
>>720746047Never said that or made that claim, speedrunning is for gay retards with no other hobbies so I don't care, kill yourself.