play helldivers
porn addicts have no taste, that looks awful
>>720738065whatever it's not designed for you anyways*cums*
>>720738065>puritan>comes to this sitewat
Better play it now before it gets shut down
>>720739928huh?
>>720740324Schizos think "le government" is going to shut down helldivers 2 for being the cause of the kirk shooting or some bullshit like that.
>>720737987Maybe when it stops being a shit game and worse than EDF in every single metric.
>>720740324It just got directly referenced in the biggest political assassination of our time
>>720740738>the biggest political assassination of our timeBut Gaddafi was killed before Helldivers 2 came out?
>>720740661Sell me on EDF
>>720740824japanese jank that has no anti-aliasing option
>>720737987Like hell, I'm diving into her titties.
>>720740661Yeah man EDF is such a great game, and that's why less than 1000 people are playing it! Great stuff!
sure thing
>>720740824Fuck ugly autism game for fat contrarians who dislike the current thing.
>>720737987>haven't played in half a year>several warbonds to unlock nigga even with the SC arrow mod, I don't know have the strength to farm all that.
>>720740824>>720741045Kill billions of aliens, deport them from earth with mega airstrikes and big fuck off explosions. Get rewareded with more guns for doing so unlike slopdivers that punishes you for genociding aliens. Yes it has low player counts because its not a big graphics normalfaggot movie and its better that way, get gatekept nigger.
>>720740808But does it shock anyone to hear that a bunch of Africans raped someone to death?
>>720741161You don't need to grind it all at once. It's not like you'll have the medals to unlock everything anyways.
>>720737987Hasten bot factory worlds. Release the rest of the Illuminate. You'd think with the infinite money they've gotten they could afford some more programmers.
>>720741161half of the warbonds are undeniable trash, and the other half you can unlock just playing the game
>>720741227>Kill billions of aliens, deport them from earth with mega airstrikes and big fuck off explosions.Are you five?
>>720740738>>720740808>still blaming video games for someone actionJust another excuse to grab more money while also controlling more shit they been blaming everything they can
>>720741227>runs like shit>looks like shit>plays like shitYou sure sold me on EDF, buddy! :D
>>720741420>Nooooo you cant have fun playing a horde shooter and shooting the horde. You have to pick up basedlant samples and beg mrfaggot joel for your early access game to get an ounce of content.I'll accept your surrender, faggot.
>>720741337yeah I'm actually going to just play the game instead of the trivials grind>>720741373given what I see people using last night, it looks like the warbond with the void pack and the ODST crossover would be the ones to get? The latter is just cool because fuck yeah halo, but the voidpack looks pretty good.
>>720741564I'm not the one playing a dead game while struggling to convince people that it's good lmao. Go be fat on whatever fuckass forum you inbred autists hang out at.
>>720741564>Ironic how EDF is exactly the same kill hoards and do objective >letting a live service live rent free in your headKek
>>720741714>live serviceEarly access game that launched with less content than the original and still has less content than the original. Make sure you suck your faggot sweedoid devs cock when they give you 3 guns for your "major update" you subservient nigger.
>>720738127spbpteww(second post best post that ever was written)FUCKING BAAAAASED!
Eat dirtSquiggies
>>720737987I want to, but it literally bricks my pc. Fucking Arrowhead can't code worth a damn
>>720741820>b-but it launched with less content than the original and still has less content than the original!!!!It's incredible how I'm actually able to smell your fat, seething ass through your post. Thinning hair, no muscles, even fewer friends. You're truly part of the Earth Defense Force, alright.
>>720742308Projection you shit eating faggot.
>>720738065Peak physical perfection helmeted bitches in bodysuits are the absolute BEST female aesthetic, cope about it.
>>720741078Go on.
Doe splitscreen multiplayer in the latest EDF run well?
>>720742667You can call it projection all you want, but we both know that your mirror doesn't hold back.
>>720742005Helldivers fight Commies thoughbeit
>>720743003Bots are commies.Bugs are uuuuuuuuh fucking bugs.Illuminate are fascist.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, IM FROM SUPER EARTH AND I SAY KILL EM ALL
>>720741564You are mocking Helldivers sample collecting when Sandlot still thinks constantly collecting christmas crates is fun gameplay?
>>720742923Post yourself then you ugly shitskin, lets see what subhuman fuck is casting stones on this shithole normalfaggot invaded website. But dont worry you wont because your a projecting nigger defending a dogshit game.
>>720738790You dont have to be a puritan to say that looks like shit
>>720743243Takes literally 30 seconds to pick up crates thar drop from enemies and rewards you instantly instead of needing 60000000 samples for a 5% cuck boost you low iq fuck
>>720741339Id rather they fix the fucking filesize first
>>720738790>you either goon 24/7 to everything or are an asexual puritan, there is nothing in between
>>720743064It's the bugs that are described as fascists. The squids are always referred to as autocratic.
>>720742795There is nothing peak physique about a ridiculously thin waist with disproportionately big titties and thighs, if anything it's a detriment to movement, you stupid nigger.You brainrotted retards are only attracted to the most ridiculous extremes.
>>720743257The malding is tangible. I almost feel bad for you. All you wanted is to get more people to play your shitty little insect game, and then you get reminded that you are fat, balding and alone. I'm sorry anon.
>>720743798Thick bitches built for breeding and impregnating are peak physique females though?
>>720741339They should fix the fucking game and filesize first. They released literally the best update since the game came out and people can't fucking play it.
>>720743368Yeah I'll enjoy collecting all the 2030382 boxes around the entire map "in 30 seconds" (especially as Ranger) and be given absolutely no new weapon or upgrades to them because Japs love slot machines.Unfortunately for you I actually also play EDF, don't bother lying to me.
>>720742808artist is @Ceepert on twitter
>>720743898The one in the OP image is a deformed bimbo, not a voluptuous woman built for breeding
I have literally done nothing but fight regular bug missions since the game launched.Don't care about robots.Don't care about Illuminate. Don't care about muh Nest planets.Don't care about EXPtranny Blitzes or Exterminates.Just like shooting dem bugs and launching ICBMs on their asses, simple as.
>>720742005>>720743064>>720743671Next I bet you'll tell me Super Earth is just a "managed democracy." Riiiiiiiiight
>>720743542>mvstercrvfted female form>"it looks like shit!!!!" wat
>>720744301Super Earth is just NWO Globalism if it was actually cool and rad instead of incredibly fucking gay and cucked.
>>720744419Why do shartyfags always out themselves by replacing a's with v's
>>720743257Don't listen to >>720743801 EDF is fun, it's just a little bit janky.
>>720741339sorry need to shit out more terrible bug shit
>>720737987Does it require a PSN account?Never came back to check it again, pretty sure PSN is unavailable in Kazakhstan.
>>720744783last I checked no, but it may still be banned from sale in countries without psn
>>720738065*muscle-mommy porn addicts have no taste
>>720737987I do. I want to see clones of it, imagine a magicka game done like this where its wizards doing spells instead of airstrikes.I wish they would fix the performance though and add more "build" optimization for armours, some armours are flat out useless it would be nice to at least be able to apply a minor 2nd trait to them.
>>720738065you will never have children and will die unhappy
>>720738127https://files.catbox.moe/kt1l30.mp4
>>720744142Pretty much same. The Helldivers 2 vibe excels when it comes to bugs. Bots can be fun to switch it up with sometimes and Illuminate can be fun too but both those fronts get old pretty quickly.
What is the average IQ of a bugdiver?
>>720742901EDFbros don't have real friends with which to try it?
>>720737987Right wing playerbase that likes to imagine the bug invaders to be migrants. No thank you - Yikes
>>720737987ok
>>720737987>>720740570Good man
>>720743064Bots are SocialistsBugs are FascistsIlluminate are Terrorists
>>720737987I already did and already played with busty bitches>>720738065it was basically the only thing keeping me playing for a while before the Super Earth shit killed my interest entirely
>>720744301Yes, and?
why are there a million fucking terminids and why are chargers doing 180 turns
wide load
>>720737987>play helldiversAs a xbro I have been, but after leveling and learning the flow of the game, difficulty 10 against bugs is easy. With a competent team even doing it deathless is no problem. So it feels like I have completed it already, even tho killings bugs can still be fun
Any recomended helldiver mods?I don't care about horny coomer bullshit that shit's always so excessive it looks comical but I'd love to try out some voice mods
I regret buying this game because it's basically deserted on pc, once you enable crossplay you do get matches but people are severely retarded. The difference between crossplay on and off matches is night and day
>>720737987im so tired of carrying a squad of retards, especially when none of them collect samples or super credits/medals
>>720752213come on bro you know that's not true
>>720752523I didn't want to believe it within the first 20 hours of launch but anecdotally there was way less griefing and outright retardation when I toggled crossplay off
>>720752523>Disable crossplay>Play 3 matches>Enable crossplay >Play 3 matchesAnd don't you "anecdotal evidence" me mister
>>720740738Why are helldivers players such faggots.
i'd play it if it looked like that but it doesn't
>>720740570
>>720752824Looks like what?
I really don't remember having bad experiences with players. If people were playing in a retarded way, me and a buddy would just joke about how bad of a time the dude(s) were having. Hope you guys aren't like that one dude I random'd with who got killed by a bad strategem throw from someone else and bitched about it for the rest of the 10+ minutes of the mission.
>>720753435like thatif the game looked like that without mods I would play it
hey fascist! catch!up right down down down
bury me with my coyote
>>720753539i play with my brothers and we laugh every time we get team killed
>>720755461I stopped taking the game so seriously too. It's more of a comedy game than an action game.
the last time I played this, there was a bug with the new weapon modifications where you could use multiple of the same strategem by changing loadouts. while I imagine that's definitely been patched, are there any fun bugs to try at the moment?
>>720738065No the reality is that it's hot as fuck otherwise it wouldn't be addictiveBut unfortunately porn is gay
>>720737987>>720740570>>720741078>>720744126>>720750576>>720753435>>720756845Sir, we've found the bulges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDHIXV6cpwE
>>720737987Sure, once it's on an acceptable discountI'm not paying it's current price for a campaignless liveservice multiplayer-only FOMO/grind simThat said, I will give them credit for making one of the more player friendly games in modern day.I know it's not that expensive, but I still have some standards
>>720750584Bugs have always been the tutorial enemy anon, go to the Bot front
>>720760341This game is the only time where it being live service kind of works because you are in a constantly moving galactic war. Yeah I know we don't 'really' effect the outcome of the story except for some small parts, but the live service format kind of works for this game. There are also some big events where player input actually matters, they actually prepared 2 outcomes for whether we could defend super earth or not and the story moved on according to that.Recently they gave out a nigh impossible major order where we needed to kill billions of each faction, the kill count was far behin but the "reinforcements" (the xbox release) came in and we managed to complete the order.Don't take this as a defence of the live service practice though it's cancer, I'm just giving examples of how this game makes it somewhat work.
>still can't play this because of Gameguard
>still no mod to give the blue ODST armor shoulder pads
>still no mod to make the shipmaster prettyThat’s all I ask. Please modders, help us
