Yakuza 9 plot leaked
I'll take it as long as HACKoyama isn't writing.
>>720738007could be unironically kino
>>720738007i'm surprised islam isn't more popular in japan considering their lifestyle
Kiryu will blow up rubber infidels with rubber bombs
>>720738007how many upvotes did this picture have before you stole it?
>>720738007Kiryu was a yakuzer only in 0 and by technicality 1
all muslims are only doing so because they want 72 virgins to rape after they die
>>720738917Is it too late to claim the 72 virgins offer? Im kinda interested in that deal
>>720738917i didn't even know the 72 virgin thing was real, i thought it was something Postal 2 made up
>>720738917can you blame them?72 HOT BITCHES just waiting for you in afterlife, ready to do whatever you want for the rest of your holy resting years?it's based
I prefer the "Undertaker has converted to islam" meme.
>yacuzziouch, bad thread
>>720739098>go through them all in a few days and now you are stuck with used goods for the rest of eternitykek
>>720739376Virgin: the post
>>720739376but you're the one that broke the hymen doe...
>>720739070It's a made up hadith
why do muslims make their female children wear hijabs?kind of messed up if you really think about it when you know what the main purpose of the hijab is for
I like how Muslim Faith promises you sex slaves in the afterlife like you are some kind of low IQ retard animal that only cares about sex instead of promising you freedom from being horny all the time.And before you assume i am some prude i jerk of like 2-3 times a day and i had regular sex whit all of my 3 past girlfriends regularly.But i would prefer to not have to deal whit base desires all the time.
神は二つだけである。皇帝とアッラー
>>720738917Sounds like a lite version of any weeb's dream.
>>720738007Wouldn't even be surprised
>>720740072I like how you're pretending that you don't want to fuck 72 virgins to sound cool on 4chan.
>>720738493The Japs like their khamr too much
>>720738007Chairman of the ummah clan
>the al-zutt substory
>>720738007did the prophet really fugg a 9 year old girl?
>>720740878Out of 10
>>720740317I fucked 3 virgins and each one was worse than the last.Only tribal retards who never had sex care about virginity.
>>720739376It really does reek of something thought up by some stone-age retard with no comprehension of eternity>A WHOLE SEVENTY TWO Virgins! Haha yes, that would take you FOREVER to get through!
>>720739969Getting them into the mindset of wearing what's basically a collar nice and earlyThey're not the only ones who do this mind you, why do you think babies are snipped
>>720740843>Bbbut its was Djinn not Black people.>So its ok that Mohamed got ass fucked. People actually use this as an excuse instead of denying it
>>720741292>retards who never had sex care about virginityI don't expect you to see the irony
>>720738007These recent events will change japan forever.
>>720741538It makes sense with polygamy>men get 3 wives>so 2/3 of men will never get laid>marriages are arranged so most girls marry older guys with money>tell incel population they can get pussy by dying for the incel system
>>720742013Surely its the other way and the men with multiple wives are a relatively rare exception
>>720738007They'd have to remove the drinking mechanic
>>720742013Happens with polygamous mormon communities too but they don't have wars to get rid of young guys. They'll basically pick boys to get rid of at birth and never let them out of the commune. When they hit 16 the boys are taken by their dads on a road trip and ditched somewhere far away.
>>720739098>HOT BITCHESthis can be subjective, does allah choose bitches he finds attractive or what you find attractive?
>>720739969>main purpose of the hijab is forIt was literally invented because one of Mohammed's buddies was out for a night walk and saw Mohammed's wife and other women shitting, so he complained
>>720738007the islamic faith is a joke and its perverted, their own prophet mohammad was bewitched by satan and the quran doesnt even say he went to heaven lol. muslims are all "we are the religion of peace" until they're the majorty in your country and then its ISLAM OR ELSE you get beheaded
>>720742545I'm assuming it's women you find attractiveLike 72 variants of women you'd personally consider to be 10s
>>720742604Holy SOVL
>>720742669what if i like 2d women?
>>720742604This shit is further proof Jews and Muslims are just the same brand of shitskins.
>>720742604they are the bad guysI always side with the bad guys
>>720742970actually your instinct is 100% correct and a lot of the saudis you see in the news are basically larping jews. jews also created hamas/houthis etc so they can attack themselves to get sympathy from the world, and retaliate on innocent people because the "terrorists" they invented could be anywhere. its very jewish, sadly it works quite well
>>720742908they'll look exactly like your 2d women I guessI'm not muslim so I can't really answer this
>>720741671They were angels actually
>>720743234notice how rabbinic judaism and islam started around the same time(600ad), kind of weird but something to look into.
>>720743638STOP NOTICING!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>720738007Nah he will find the spring well of immortality so they can keep milking yakuza forever.
>>720738007leaked heat action
>>720743857perfect opportunity to lazily re-use this animation from that one haruka/puppy cutscene
>>720740072People who aren't mentally ill don't loathe their drives for sex, food and drink.
>>720743638>>720743680Didn't Muhammad only get mad about Jews when they rejected his Messiah application? Maybe he was trying to cash in on their movement, got told to leave and coopted it instead.
>>720738917They also have femboys in muslim heaven "servicing" you at the dinner table>>720739376>>720741538They regrow their hymens and become virgins again after you're finished
>>720742604>that imageDo people seriously believe this shit? Did you even fact check any of those?
>>720744928>femboysJust boys. They were considered more desirable than girls to the original Muslims. There's a stupid amount of erotic Islamic poetry about young boys.
>>720745793here's the only 4 words you need to look up to understand islam
>>720745987sorry pal, but i'm not buying this
I am constantly surprised by how retarded Muslims actually are and how retarded their actual beliefs are
>>720738917Are the virgins female? I don't like that offer :(
How Kiryu would react after reading the Talmud?
>>720742561>Mohammad pbuh invented the hijabWomen were forced to cover centuries before Islam, The Virgin Mary mother of Jesus for example.
>>720738007isn't the whole point of this series that he hates being a gangster and wants out?
>>720738007Will he finally get 4 wife now?
>>720746995mother of the incarnated God*
>>720747168His name is Rabbi Yeshua.
>>720747168And second person of the trinitymuzis btfo
>>720741876Maria is a SEAmonkey...and they've been a stain in Japan for a looong ass time. Jap men beat the shit out of them lol
>>720747465Jesus never had sex.
>>720738493The Japanese eat a good deal of pork, like dogs, have alcohol as part of their business culture, and enjoy looking at women that aren't covered in bedsheets.Exactly what part of Islam fits well?
>>720747659Lmao what a loser
>>720747729>he doesn't know about kamikaze
>>720747921We nuked that out of them.
>>720748140Do it one more time in Middle East maybe? Scratch that, do it several more times in Middle East.
>>720748324How dare speak that way about your greatest ally! filthy goy.
>>720745793I collected the sources for you. I'm sure you'll read them:>you can rape, marry and divorce per-pubescent girlshttps://quranx.com/Tafsirs/65.4>you can enslave for sex and workhttps://quranx.com/Tafsirs/4.3https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/4.24https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/33.50>you can beat womenhttps://quranx.com/Tafsirs/4.34>you will need 4 muslim male witnesses to prove a rapehttps://quranx.com/Tafsirs/24.4>kill jews and christians if they do not convert or pay jizya taxhttps://quranx.com/Tafsirs/9.29>crucify and amputate non-muslimshttps://quranx.com/tafsirs/8.12https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/47.4>you will kill non-muslims to receive 72 virginshttps://quranx.com/Tafsirs/9.111>you will kill anyone who leaves islamhttps://quranx.com/Tafsirs/2.217https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/4.89>you will behead non-muslimshttps://quranx.com/tafsirs/8.12https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/47.4>you will kill and be killed for allahhttps://quranx.com/Tafsirs/9.5>you will terrorize non-muslimshttps://quranx.com/tafsirs/8.12https://quranx.com/Tafsir/Jalal/8.60>steal from non-muslimshttps://quranx.com/tafsirs/8.1>lie to strengthen islamhttps://quranx.com/Tafsirs/3.54https://quranx.com/tafsirs/9.3https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/16.106https://quranx.com/Tafsirs/40.28>tl;drIslam commands Muslims to rape, kill and subjugate everyone around them. They're encouraged to lie if it means hiding their beliefs, but just because a Muslim denies these things doesn't mean they're hiding it. The majority of them are functionally illiterate and rely on Imams to tell them the contents of their religion, meaning an Islamic community is one good Imam away from turning into animals. Somali apostate Ayaan Hirsi Ali said the religion has two halves: Mecca and Medina Islam. Mecca Muslims follow the peaceful passages from when their prophet didn't have enough followers to invade. Medina Muslims follow his later commands from after he became a bandit and later a warlord. Neither is good.
>>720750302Based! Allah is the One True God!
>>720738007Kiryu has been out of the Yakuza longer than he's been in for ages now.
>>720743442I may not be able to read Arabic, but goddamn does that translation read like trash. It seriously looks like early MTL garbage, with all the 'or something like that'.
>>720747729>and enjoy looking at women that aren't covered in bedsheets.why do westfags think this, every women outside is a half naked whore
>>720738007So now he's going to commit twice as much crime?
i miss when the threads were not about games instead of not about games and retard propaganda
>>720750965>or something like thatIslamic scholars are much more open to interpretations than Christian ones so a certain amount of innacuracy in accounts and translations. For example, the word "meek" in "the meek shall inherit the earth" (Mattew 5:5) more accurately means "the strong who are humble" or "a broken in horse (as in powerful but tamed)". In Islam scholars would acknowledge the lack in translation and encourage readers to learn Arabic so they can truly understand the original text. In this case Arabic sadly doesn't have a word for gay ahegao.
>>720750302>MUH FEMINISMshut the fuck up. that's the most based part of islam.religious discrimination is what bothers people about islam
>>720753556Cuckold
virgin
>>720745987>taqiyyaIsn't that just the word for a Mexican restaurant that makes tacos?
>>720738007better a gangster than a mudslime
>>720753679Look at yourself defending feminists. Gaming is a joke because of people like you who let them walk all over everything.
>>720753849You're literally a male feminist
https://youtu.be/wksfmveQRgw?si=7404tlYUr-PHIC_zhttps://youtu.be/XZeh3T8_TLo?si=fFIdDr_t2Chk493Dhttps://youtu.be/yu4U_uI74UU?si=s6v5vXwHf1Y0N6zS
>>720754381You are confused right now and I pity you.
>>720754847>>720750302
>>720754875You think being against rape is feminism instead of basic morality, cuckold
What's so cool about Islam anyway? Don't you get to spend less time in playing vidya to share time with prayers and stuff instead?
>>720755357Depending on the country you a pass for some crimes
>>720755502what "crimes" are we talking about?
>>720755658In the UK you can be armed, trade drugs and take part in underage rape gangs
>>720738007Want to enrage a muslim? Point out that they follow a pedophile, that moon never split in half and that semen is not stored in the back.
>>720755883https://youtu.be/mIrFOFgg9bw?si=U9XDUCzzUJcFHI6S
>>720745831>muslims get 72 virgins AND unlimited free shotas delivering unlimited free breadsticksolive garden of eden ass religion, fuck it, sign me up
>>720755357Of all the things to criticize of Islam, the counter-feminism and not cucking to your enemies is not it. That shit is what makes it based. The mandatory daily 5 prayers are the inconvenience.
>>720739745Hadiths are the worst part of Islam and it's crazy how much muslims put up with them
>>720755036are you retarded? Conquering women is based. If God wills it as an all knowing omnipotent being then it is objective Good. Stop being a cuck.
>>720742970>This shit is further proof Jews and Muslims are just the same brand of shitskins.Well, yeah, what do you think a "semite" is?
>>720757504You like the idea of watching other men fucking women. Don't pretend you know what based is, fag.
>>720757059Why don't you convert then instead of cucking to your enemies?
Why do we continue to allow kikes and Mudslimes to exist they have done nothing good to the world and bring ruin and destruction everywhere they go
>>720757059for me it's their season of fasting because i need a big mac every three to five hours or i get hangry
>>720747921The whole bushido bullshit was a result of 19th century ultra-nationalism, militarism and a completely falsified super-idealized view of the "glorious past".The real Samurai were much more nuanced than that. They didn't commit Sepuku for a tiny infraction like pop-history would make you think. It was just the death penalty for the nobility for SEVERE crimes.Think of it like how commoners would get hanged while nobles were beheaded over in Europe.
I'm my own God, so Allah is inferior to me.
>>720738007Finally, Kiryu can have a child bride.
>>720757820I'm just saying, Islam is right about women.
>>720738007Isn't this what happened to Inoki?
