Why are Sonic games always so bad?
>>720740014>cube versioninferior nintendo hardware issue.
>>720740014Because you touch yourself at night.
>>720740079>>720740104Hi Chris chan!
>>720740014>DX
You're playing the worst version, but also Sega is incapable of making a good video game.
>>720740014DX is one of the worst ports of all time and tainted the collective memory of SA, anyone that didn't get to play the DC version when it was released really missed outnot saying the DC version is perfect, the GCN version is just that bad
someone post that webm
Because Sonic Team's where all of SEGA's losers go whenever they fuck up too much elsewhere. Making Sonic games is a punishment.
>>720742302>>720742593>>720743478Hello Chris chan!
Because the same people will buy then regardlessThe same people will say it's a shit gameAnd the very same people again will in 8 years be making gay youtube videos titled "THE MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS GAME DESIGN OF YET ANOTHER SHIT SONIC GAME THAT EVERYBODY HATED WHEN IT CAME OUT"
>>720740014>DX exclusive glitchesEverytime. I swear that half assed port did more damage to 3D sonic than any of the actual trash they put out afterwards.
Weird bait.He has some extremely good and bad games, mostly because development inside Sega was often a mismanaged clusterfuck.
I once saw a video where someone was claiming that everyone is just 0 IQ when they think a Sonic game is bad. "It's like the second they pick up a Sonic game, they stop understanding how game controls work!" I think the games are enjoyable in their own way but one has to be up their own ass to not see the glaring problems. Seeing the person's video filled with comments of Sonic fans circle jerking that they must just be incredibly intelligent made my eyes roll out of my head.
>>7207400143d was a mistake
>>720743478I also watched the YouTube video about how drab boring colorless textures are better
Demos adventure streams have been pretty good
why are threads always so bad?
>>720744024>Making Sonic games is a punishment.
>>720744024Only now. Back when the dreamcast was still around sonic was their flagship title. It wasn't until heroes when they started to phone it in.
>>720740014My theory is this,In the Genisis era, Sonic games were AAA. The developers were in their element (2D), the costs of development were acceptable to Sega, and the series was in the top selling games of that era (#1 on Genesis).Then the 3D era came, and the developers were now out of their element, the costs of 3D (and later HD) were unacceptable to the corporate overloads, Sega lost it's console, and sales were a tiny fraction of what they once were.We all know the transition to 3D was rough for them, and they just never found their footing, or funding to keep up with the competition. Even Nintendo, which I think most would agree had succeeded in it's transition to 3D, still makes relatively cheap games - costs are very low for a Nintendo game.In the 90s, Sonic was the Roblocks or Fortnight of it's era and they could afford to make good games. Now, it's Shaq Fu.
>>720745219Even at their peak, Sega and Sonic were in a comfortable second place behind Nintendo.
>>720740104I touch myself while playing Sonic, fuck you talkin about
>>720745608which you do at night, qed
>>720740014Hello Arin.
>>720745490>Even at their peak, Sega and Sonic were in a comfortable second place behind Nintendo.Not in Japan.
>>720740014>hedgehog>it's blue>it's fasti don geh it
>>720744024Morio Kishimoto.... is a loser?
>>720740014because le gotta go fast isn't actually fun.
>>720744973I was surprised that he actually enjoyed SA1
>>720740014Oh boy, i wonder whose behind this thread
>>720740014need more maekawa kino
>>720745719>>720747117Maybe if you samefag a few more times, people will interact with you
>>720747738Kek
