HELP!!!! HELP!!!! MY WIFE AND I ARE PREMIUM GAMERS AND A FUCKING SUBHUMAN CHEAP GAMER JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE!!!! HES STEALING MY FUCKING 5090 BUT ACCORDING TO HIM ITS OKAY BECAUSE HES JUST PIRATING AND PIRACY ISNT THEFT!!!! PLEASE SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
You didn't pay for premium home security. Get bent.