ITT: we post the worst games to ever be put onto iphonesI’ll start with one that has been forever immortalized by Danny Gonzalez, My Talking Horse
>>720752002All of them/thread
>>720752002type-shit won
mommy bee pee
>Talking JuanMore like “Talking Tom on Crack”
>>720752002I think it's way harder to name mobile games that are actually good.
>>720752645That will be a sequel threadI just want y’all to give the worst of the worst for a good laugh
Bad Granny’s Horror Farm.Another game that made Danny go slightly mad
>>720752717More like FBI Impact
Scary Stranger: Gorilla PranksThis gorilla is a menace, he jumps into pools, blows up cars, scares kids with masks, destroys houses and sleeps with children
stealth vinesauce thread?
>>720753858You forgot he cooks them delicious garlic bread and burger as an apology
>>720752469Talking Tom’s homeless Mexican brother with rabies
Is this the stealth Umamusume thread? It is a horse game on phones.
A Grand tough guy in Miami
Kung Fu Boy against BullyingMORE LIKE KUNG FU MAN FOR BULLYING AMIRITE!
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Maybe....could this be the thread?
>>720755983It is now
TP check. NOW
>>720755983>>720758195>>720758331No it isn't. You will never be a real horse woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNdHV4Hmqmgbuy yourself an uma
>>720758365I dont want to be a horse woman, i want to fuck one
>>720756361Wow, GTA 6 looks great
>>720758529i just keked my pants
Pace>Late>End>Front. If you are front running I hate to say but your team comp is completely soulless
>>720759003Late has the kinoest last spurt overtakes
>>720758195The agenda is spreading...
>>720758331Whats her lore reason to be able to stalk my fan count?
>>720759161I do wish they were easier to build. For some reason they struggle much more than any other running style, I've heard grass is pretty good for CM. What's the best deck for her?
Looks like waiting until most whales were done was the right move
>>720752469What is that supposed to be?
>>720759707>Kingbro>MayaBased, what kind of deck did you run for them?
I never thought he'd be back this hard
why the fuck are jannies so rabid against uma threads? every other gacha gets a free pass, every shitpost gets a free pass and every porn image dump gets a free pass too
What does /v/ think of our favorite umadol?
what have i done…
One hour...
>>720760581He'll get bored eventually
Psssst... umapyoi.
>>720760934For what? Aren't finals tomorrow
>>720760581>passI would buy a pass specifically to create uma threads and then when they are wrongfully deleted I have much more weight to my complaints. But I'd never want to give this sithole any money.
>>720760105None of them were good enough to be honest, all my wins but 1 were thanks to Golshi, and the overall result was 1 win per run
Is it worth to chase S in both turf and mile + groundwork or is that too unrealistic to achieve without my own seiun?
Trained a new Mayano, but skill sparks don't hit.
>2025 /v/ expects me to know enough mobile games to be able to name the worst shovelware among themsometimes i forget i'm no longer this site's target audience
>>720761275Mile S is the minimum if you want to have a chance at reaching A finals.
>>720760935I really don't think so, these past few days have been chill because he wasn't around, I don't think he got a wake-up call from above or anything like some anon said. The moment he came back he's started camping threads as soon as they get created and banning OPs again
>>720761298>No Angling and scheming>no 600 witWith those stats and skills she could have great potential but you really need those two if you're gonna run front runner
>>720761443Funny since there is a 10 hour old genshin thread near bump limit, but eh what can you do except make more threads.
>>720752002I can't believe the umas have become like the /v/hu refugees...
>>720761687One guy's personal vendetta, I don't even know what they'd say in the IRC. If we'd even get an answer
>>720761506Yeah at least I can try for as much as I feel like. She has a Seiun grandparent and double circle compatibility with Suzuka and Pasa parents without borrows. Just need to get even luckier. This had a massive rainbow right at the end that gave 100 speed and 60 power.
Whats the verdict on unrestrained? I've always heard it's top tier and basically a second ult for front runners but it seems It's not recommended for this track?
>>720762140It can activate too early if unlucky, like bofa.
>>720762320Bofa?
I have been watching Unit 731 docummentaries while grinding umas. What would Tachyon think?
>comfy threads during the weekend>zero schizos, zero baitposts>full of CM discussion>monday hits>threads get deleted back to back once againwhy doesn't he give up?
>>720762589Breath of Fresh Air.
>>720762589bofa deez nuts nigga gottem
>>720762602And I thought that the Switch 2 port OPs would be enough for mods to ignore his requests but alas it's not
Pajeet thread.
>>720762320How is that a bad thing? As a front runner your job is to keep the lead so you can activate angling and scheming. If you activate unrestrained early doesnt that just mean you gain ground? Its not like bofa where if you activate it right off the bat you don't heal anything. In this case the acceleration means distance covered
>>720762602he got inspired by Urara, but now is out turn, never give up
>>720762594>Golden inspiration event
Mambo.
Long S + Spurt fucks so hard you guys were right, sucks that it took so long but it should give me a big edge in the finals, even though Speed and Stamina are close but aren't 1000
Doto!
>>720762945you want speed skills for the early game, those are what helps you overtake and keep the leadyou want acceleration skills for the late game because they help your uma reach her top speed faster, which only gets used during the final leg of the raceit CAN be good if it activates right out of the gate to have a similar effect to groundwork
>>720762602>monday threads always get deleted>as the week goes on they start to get less deleted and more autosaged>almost as if they had a certain number of weekly tokens to delete threads im nooooooticcing
>try to do a karen chan for cancer>same cards I ran for my 1200/600/1000 pace chaser>900/500/900wtf I didn't remember her being so hard to train
>>720761298lacks guts, my mayano could defeat her
Are the finals today or tomorrow? Im drawing and really wanna get it done before /v/ictory stakes
>>720756361real
>>720763984tomorrow, they take an entire day to rig them
>>720763846>same cards I ran for myHer bonus stats might be different swap a power card for more speed.
>>72076398424 hour matchmaking period lol
>>720763984They are tomorrow but you enter them today in 20 minutes, just open the game on your phone and register them so you don't miss the chance.
Why is ticket the only 1* of BNW if the derby is the most important race?
>>720761687>>720762602>>720763574Meanwhile the "we must be better men" Kratos holding a vegetable thread is allowed to stay up all night, still going btw. catalogue being filled with futa crap, off topic crap and so on. Our thread gets deleted, genshin thread stays up and so on. This site is in freefall honestly and it's very sad to me. Hiroshimoot doesn't give a fuck and lets his mods create whatever circlejerk they want. It's killing the site and driving users away left and right, I don't know what they seek to accomplish other than killing this place. I shouldn't have to find some random fucking shit thread like this just to discuss the game. In fact, I'm just gonna go make an uma thread because this is ridiculous.
>>720752002this is probably the worst relevant game right now
>>720764474Biwa was apparently pretty strong and won the most G1s of the three, plus was favored to win the Arima Kinen that Teio won. Not sure about Taishin.
Has anyone run CM practice today? Which umas come out on top?
>>720764502The Genshin thread deserved to stay up, it was discussing the game.
>>720764932Vodka and Suzuka
>>720764932we had a practice with full teams and El Condor Pasa beat a Seiun Sky that used her unique
>>720764964I'm not saying it deserved to be taken down, but we were discussing the game and our threads get deleted. So why the favoritism? Why are threads that arent discussing games at all being untouched? That's the problem. If you're going to take down one "reoccuring thread", then you need to take them all down or else it's a pointless rule. You can't just selectively enfroce it when it suits your fancy
>>720764764Finally, a on topic post
I THINK SPECIAL WEEK SUCKS
>>720762140>but it seems It's not recommended for this track?Where are you getting this information?
>>720764502>>720765097Godspeed anon, you'll probably get banned but this is so bullshit. And there is nothing we can't even do about this one janny
>>720765510Some asshurt schizo is already spamming horse porn there lol, hold on to this thread.
>>720759691i've been doing a bunch of theorycrafting for late surgers on the next CMGrass, Vodka and Ryan are the prime Late Surgers for this CM but you can pretty much use any other late surger with C or better mile aptitudeVodka has the upper hand since she has innate Furious Feat but her unique only activates on the last 200mGrass has On Your Left which is strictly worse than Furios Feat but her unique is better since it activates on the last corner although its a little bit harder to proc Ryan has Rising Dragon which stands in the middle but her unique is pure RNG and her star shards are harder to come around so a lot of people probably still dont have her at 3 starsYou're aiming for Furious Feat, Outer Swell, Mile Corners, Late Surger corners, nimble navigator, wet conditions and if you're desperate No Stopping me!, Slick Surge and On Your Left!this is the deck i've been experimenting with, not final but still gives you most skills you need, of course if you're running Vodka you can replace Oguri SSR, Fine Motion and Yukino Bijin are other SSRs to look out for and maybe both Winning Ticket SSRs but one is guts and the other is a story reward so i don't know how bad they are in the long run
>>720765097Jannies gonna janny
Repostan because jannies deleted the last thread
Keep fighting the fight umachads. Fuck the jannies.
>>720765920Also since you're running Oguri SSR you can pivot a bad run into a groundwork spark attempt which is always good
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