Status Report?
>>720752970Status Report!
Nothing to report...ZZZZZzzzzZZZZZ
big shellhome
>>720754209At least it was, before the Patriots fucked everything up.
SNEK??
I never realized how much more guards shake their ass when being held up in MGS3 compared to 2. They really try to shake what their momma gave them
>>720752863What's going on?RESPOND!
*bmchkachkabmBMMMchk*
!IT'S THE ENEMEHI NEED HALP
Nothing here...
AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>720758408>mfw
>>720758408OH MY GOD SNAKE A BOMB
>>720758408SHE IS LADY LUCK
>>720756635It's apart of their GRU training
>>720758408A CHUD
>>720758408Did you say "nerd"?
>>720756635have you seen their leader
hmm
I wish other MGS games had that casting theatre that 2 had.>watch cutscenes but replaced raiden with some old guy in a suit>this amused me
Raiden! What are you doing?Jack...
>>720752863Communications with the women's bat-... The... Women's bathroom? Why was he there...?
Communications with deck /v/ have ceased.Carry out an investigation immediately
Raiden is gay
>>720761459*Raikov
>>720761720He grabbed my cock
>>720761791your cock assaulted his hand
I'm ready to face the consequences of my betrayal... You're a man?
FREEZE
>>720762347I need his dogtags
I'M NOT YOUR GOD DAMN BROTHER
>>720762347NOH
>>720762347Is this why they wear the tanker hats. Do they get cold?
Its a pity mgs4 retconned this game's plot, It had a lot of meta narrative shit going on.NO! THAT IS NOT TRUE! SOLID SNAKE IS DEAD!
>>720763151Good thing MGS4 is anime filler.
>>720758649Æ bømb!
>>720763434mgs4 "completes" every plot device, the patriots, GW, zero, Kojima is good at starting conflicts but not at ending them desu
>>720762625Airborne based commandos.>>Russian paratroopers protective leather jump helmet, used by airborne units to protect their heads while jumping
Laugh and grow fat!
>>720763721>mgs4 "completes" every plot deviceNo, it ruins them.
Realistically speaking playing this series without controllers is feasible?
>>720764070no
>>720764070what do you mean?
>>720764261I want to use keyboard only controls, is it possible?
>>720764304Keyboard only controls?
>>720764348Metal gear?
>>720764070I did it. Wasn't fun but I did MGS1 2 and 3 with keyboard controls
>>720764070Not mgs2 and 3 no. They rely on pressure sensitive controls that the playstation controllers have to function properly. You won't get the proper experience.
dasrite
>>720764070MGS 1 and 5 are ok to play on a keyboard but 2 and 3 have pressure sensitive controls for guns so you can't lower your pistol without shooting or unequipping it and you can't aim with assault rifles in first person view because you start firing the moment you press the shoot button, holding up guards and shaking them down feels weird because of it. I don't know if the Master Collection fixes this.
Communications from strut /x/ have ceased. Carry out an investigation immediately.
>>720764430There are analog keyboards so in theory it can be done.And it's not like you can just separately bind the light press and heavy press, providing you're not emulating.Frankly, the biggest issue (aiming and shooting on the same button) is trivial to solve.That leaves only one problem as far as I can remember, which is accidentally slitting someones throat when grabbing them. Again, a trivial solution is to just use more face buttons, pretty sure X is free. It can definitely be done.
>>720766427Not like you can't*
>>720762347>green filter>brown camouflage fatigue with gray backpack, gloves and helmetThis is soul, mgs2 aesthetics is pure soul, nothing made today comes close to this.
WHAT IS WITH THAT WEAPON?WHY YOU DO CARRY SUCH A WEAPON?WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WEAPON?Nothing here.....
>>720758649A bomb?
I booted this up again recently on my ps2 and then remembered I by accident deleted my save with nearly all dog tags collected something like 15 years ago. The anger flooded back to me so I turned it off again.
>>720768057I still have my memory card with 99% of the dog tags collected from like 15 years ago. I stopped somewhere mid European Extreme because MGS3 came out.
>>720758408
I have a dedicated action replay type disc that is just for mgs2.
yeah
>>720764070its not like they are action games, you can easily beat them all with a keyboard (no mouse) I find it way more comfortable than controllers because stick aiming is just stupid
BROTHER!
>>720752863sleep tight poyo~
A Hind D? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?
>>720756635>[Macarena plays in the background]
bzzzr-bzzzt
Hey guess whatDracula
snegg
>>720772105Reminds me of this ancient videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhwwQ6nkojY
>>720752863What is he dreaming about?
>>720777478That time he took down a western agent with ease. Sleep tite GRU.
>>720763434That's MGSV.
>>720777478sexy gravure models judging from how easily the soldiers are fooled by books
>>720764068It does complete them. Just terribly.
I'M UNDER ENEMY FIRE!SECURE THE PERIMETER!
HQ HQ PLEASE RESPOND!
>>720781683THIS IS HQ
>>720758408This explosive seems to be having a malfunction of some sort which resulted in a detonation failure...
>>720767342>Yes, Snake! A bomb! More specifically, a plastic explosive!
>>720781772HI HQ!