They're REALLY trying to poke the Mario Kart bear. I don't know what's gotten into SEGA recentlyhttps://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1967619552180842674
You DO have a Sega CD, don’t you?
>>720766387Movie money got into Sega
why can't they be like that nice mario boy?
>>720766387I have a feeling they finally cooked a really solid game engine for Sonic
as long as nintendo's aware that MKW is worthy of mockery, I don't care. Crossworld's blowing up in Sega's face isn't a concern
>>720766387>Early unlock not available on Nintendo SwitchMost likely just due to some other reason, but I'm taking it as SEGA saying FUCK Nintendo so I'll take it.I knew they still had it in them somewhere. Never stopped being a SEGA fan.
>>720766387Autistic question but the is the blurred footage actual Mario Kart World gameplay?
SEGA does what nintencan't.
>>720766512>UHHHHHHH-
wtf switchbros we don't get to play early
>>720766387The years of Nintendo being good friends with Sega ended after the Switch got Nintendo out of the red
>>720766387...
>early access for a multiplayer game this game is dead already. Are they stupid?
>>720766836Yes
>>720766857You HAVE seen the games, right???
>>720766387>>720766512>>720766518>>720766904>The years of Nintendo being good friends with Sega ended after the Switch got Nintendo out of the redIizuka himself said his dream was to release Sonic games for Nintendo hardware
I like how quickly they show the Sonic Racing clips just so you don't get a true look how ass the animations look
>>720766387I just want it known: I'm buying the new SEGA console when it releases and completely revitalizes the AA gaming industry.
>>720766387I am more interest in Crossworlds than MK World.
Is that Piastri in the ad?
>>720766387laugh while you can, sega will soon patent ads and then we'll see who's laughing
>>720766387Do they realize it kind of takes away from your dunk when you have to put>early unlock in one week!>oh and not available on Nintendo Switch
>>720767302>segafuck, nintendo
>>720767041*shakes head*
>>720767178Based SEGAChad!I've said many times before that if SEGA comes out with one more console, that'll be the only way to move me from being PC only this gen.
sega is based
Lol another SEGA thread about Nintendo. I guess they didn't learn their lesson the first time.
Why is Sonic in a vehicle? Isn't he fast enough by himself?
Mario Kart will probably be the better game in the end, but I'm glad that Nintendo is getting some public mocking. Hopefully it will help push them to get over their ego and stop making you have to jump though hoops to play the good part.
>>720767679boobs too smol
>>720766976damn, thats literally me!
Lmao at people who think Sega's their friend im the comments
>>720767679bobs too big
>>720767868>Mario Kart will probably be the better game in the endMKW? LOOOOOOOOLKLLOLOLOLL!!!! no.
>>720766387It's a nostalgic callback to an old Genesis commercial you brainrotted nigger
>>720767679How does Sega do it?https://pso2.com/lp/
>>720766976agreed
>>720766387When does Nintendo sue SEGA for violating their patents for digital-mascot-racing-in-karts games?
>>720767178It should get announced later this year at the soonest, late next year at the latest.My source says:"Also it wont be a war""Nintendo will be stomped""Sega will curbstomp everyone"
>>720766995Have any proof?
so when the fuck is Rumble releasing then?
>>720767178>SEGA consoleIt will be the biggest game flop on news of all time. Please do.
>>720767868I'm out of the loop - how is the OP publicly mocking Nintendo?
>>720767868I fucking wish. Furukawa is too busy huffing his own farts to realize he's tarnishing Nintendo's rep.
>>720768403Becahse people equate light jabbing due to releasing the same year to sega saying fuck nintendo because people are morons
>>720768403it's showing blurred footage of mario kart world and calling it a boring open road, and it's a direct homage to the "Genesis does what nintendon't"
>>720766387>AND HERE COMES KIRBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
>>720766387and then you play the game and there's somehow even less to do than mario kart
>>720767778>i get that the 100m sprint is a running race and a test of physical athleticism, but why not just use a motorbike? it's way faster than running
>>720766976BASED
>>720766976Based.
>>720767994its fine if sega does day one dlc
>>720767994>digital deluxe is $20 moreIf Nintendo announced $20 DLC for MKW people wouldn't shut up about Nintendo being greedy.
>>720766387Holy Based
>>720768403>video is based on an old ad that openly mocked Nintendo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bun8tA_ksZw)>blurred footage of Mario Kart>multiple jokes about MKW's open world design>a fucking cow
>>720766387What is their plan with throwing a shade when Sonic games sell the most on Switch?
>>720768946money is money
>>720766387I've missed you SEGA. Welcome home. Also interesting how the SEGA fans always the most fun ones.
Sonic Won
sonic crossworlds is objectively the better racing game than the new mario kart but sonic will never sell a fraction of what mario does.
>>720768946>Sonic games sell the most on Switch?Gross
>>720769012How is this earning them more money?
>>720768892Sonic and the mother to his child :)
>>720766976Fucking savage! Based! I even told Sega the same thing on Twitter/X and in the survey and nothing yet from them. Come the fuck on Sega!
>>720768901Why do you dipshits think light ribbing means Sega is telling Nintendo to go fuck themselves? Christ people are dumb
>>720769046It would be funny but it's not hapening. Sega Sammy don't have the money to make another console.
Why doesnt nintendo just patent specialized characters riding ontop of comical vehicles? Done and done
>>720766387Based. Fuck Nintendo.
>>720769172My source told me otherwise.
>>720769018they're probably hoping they can at least hit 4mil before christmas (sonic team racing actually hit 3.5mil, but over the course of many years. that wouldn't be good enough to consider this project a success)
>>720769146literally autism and lack of social experience
>>720766387BASED SEGA does what Nintendon’t!
>>720767994We got to the point those psychos would sell their souls to Satan because "fuck Nintendo"
>>720769018If terrible kusoge like Frontiers and Superstars sold, this will too. They somehow managed to secure a complete shiteater audience while I wasn't looking, switch kids if I had to guess.
>>720768403The comment about the open road with a turtle is implying that MKW is all just a slow porting highway drive like you regularly see people around here say. This is because when playing single player Grand Prix or online, you will often have to spend most of your time driving to the course rather than driving on the course. It isn't fun since it is completely unreasonable for Nintendo to make 200+ well designed courses. However, the game also has everything you would expect for the typical MK experience, so Nintendo could flip a switch and take it from a time waster to a great game. Playing in private lobbies (jumping through hoops) already lets you chose the better courses.>>720768518This is definitely an insult to their whole design philosophy when Nintendo is petty enough to quickly make a patch to fix an exploit that let people have fun.
>>720769237And your source is?
>>720766387isnt this unreal engine 5 game? its a miracle it even runs on switch
>>720769431One of 12 people who have connections to Sega, who were told about the console.
>>720767178I don't think Sega will ever make a new console unless it's basically a branded Steam Machine, but if they did I'd still probably buy it. Unlike Sony, Sega was purely a gaming company, and unlike Nintendo, they recognized that to catch the most fish you had to cast a wide net, and they tried to make different games that would appeal to everyone instead of making every game try to be for everyone.
>>720766387>Sega vs Nintendo Console wars are unironically back>Albeit on friendlier termsKINOOOOOOOO
>>720769526they said its ue5 but it runs too smooth to beits probably ue4 like stellar blade
Did Nintendo also patented open world racing games?
>>720766976I just relied to that dude.
Just bought 5 shares of SEGA stock, WE'RE FUCKING BACK.
>>720769374>oh noes not the poor nintendont!!holy utterly brainwashed
>>720767994NOOOO! Sega WHY!!!
>>720769427>This is definitely an insult to their whole design philosophy when Nintendo is petty enough to quickly make a patch to fix an exploit that let people have fun.Damn you're dumb lol
>>720768593Air ride was the WORST Kirby game ever. Sakurai is just trying to fix a mistake.
>>720766976Many are saying this.
I can't tell if it's funny or sad that SEGA can't go all out on banter again because they don't have a leg to stand on in the "wars" anymore.
>>720770119Why do you think that?
>>720770138>the WORST kirby gameand it’s still a 7/10
>>720766836No, if you watch the blurred kart its totally stationary, unanimated. Sega have made fake games for commercials before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiFgaatXuRc
>>720769903>willingly doxxing yourself
>>720769903I can never see Rouge without thinking of that story about the anon that brings his Rouge doll to the dinner table.
>>720769950DIAMOND HANDS
>>720769950We're gonna make it sega bros.
>>720770330Nothing to hide, nothing to fear. Especially when you're right.
>>720770330I doubt he’s interesting enough to look into. Just an ordinary guy probably.
>>720769903
>>720769046Looks like a pile of fast food serving trays on its side.
>>720770314I would say a 6/10 but yes. I also did not like Amazing Mirror. everything else is great, even the pinball one and the golf one.
>>720767679My favorite fast food game by Sega
>>720770446>Not seeing the tits where the arrows are pointing to
>>720768593Typically don't post this in non-Kirby threads even if Kirby is mentioned in them. I'm making ONE exception today since I'm actually a big SEGA fan and feel the energy is good for it in this SEGA thread in particular.
It’s genuinely not fair that Tikal isn’t in Sonic CrossWorlds. How come everyone gets to race as their favorite Sonic character but I can’t?
>>720770280Because not all light ribbing is meant to be a "fuck you" to someone lol
>>720770679>The one (1) Tikal fan wants representationlol lmao
>>720770478I drew this last year.
>>720770823It’s because Sonic Adventure was the first video game I ever played. Chaos 0 and E-102 Gamma would be cool racers too.
>>720770897Too fat. Modern handhelds are fucking stupid. Make it GBA SP size and form factor or just fuck off.
>>720768819$20 more makes it the same price as mkw...
>>720770569much better
>>720771000SHUT UP
>>720770679You have one (1) reference in a throwaway dialogue to her written by Ian Flynn and you will like it.
>>720771000It's actually 10 more. And you can get MKW cheaper with the bundle.
>>720769134>Doesn't understand mods>Doesn't understand SEGA basically encourages mods and have for years nowMaybe for you, but for me and the others, we'll be JUST fine
oh boy i sure am hyped for a broke irrelevant publisher to start making hardware they can't afford again
incoming kart racer patent
>>720771315>Doesn't understand SEGA basically encourages mods and have for years nowModding is on PC yes but Sega should add modding support on console versions too.
>>720771349>asymmetric sticksDirectly into the trash. If you can't use full claw grip on a controller, it's dogshit.
>>720771280She was in the mobile game so I have slight hope that she will return. Unless Sega is done announcing Sonic characters for CrossWorlds and has moved on exclusively to the crossover content.
>>720770690Playing off of the negative attention that many people give the game isn't particularly light even if they do it in a casual way. It is pretty clearly saying that all the time, effort, and polish are wasted if the final product isn't fun to play. I'd be upset if I were a developer that put years into part of a game that people beg for a patch to be able to skip. A competitor with a less polished product pointing that out would not help. It would be much easier to laugh off as just a throwback to 90's style ads if it didn't happen to overlap with genuine disappointment players.
>>720771481what the fuck is a claw grip
>>720769903>advertising your own twitter postskys
>>720771776Retard
Gaynuvo
>>720766387Garfield mogs
>>720771885i'm sorry, i didn't meant to yell at someone for having cerebral palsy.
>>720771531You are really overthinking this
>>720771967>i a bloo bloo bloo hweeeeeeeI accept your concession, faggot.
>>720766823I used to think Nintendo just didn't allow early releases but Tony Hawk 3+4's Digital Deluxe had one so I dunno what possible reason there could be. Could either be money grubbing on Nintendo's part or penny pinching on Sega's, we'll never know.
>>720771776a person already posted an image but its a off label technique used for games that make use of the d-pad as well as the main joystick so you won't have to move your hand around during tense moments that need it.
>>720770679she's dead
>>720771531>It would be much easier to laugh off as just a throwback to 90's style ads if it didn't happen to overlap with genuine disappointment playersSo SEGA should have not run their lighthearted jab of an ad that was merely a throwback to the 90s ads because some of Nintendo's diehards online are a little upset about Mario Kart World and "the optics" to them looks like they are somehow jumping on "negative Nintendo attention". Cool. Thanks for making me wish SEGA actually did make an ad with full, ill intent of shitting on Nintendo.
>>720771954This game doesn't even have private invite lobbies or an online grand prix mode. Even as a joke, Garfield Kart 2 is massively disappointing compared to the first one.
>>720771531>A competitor with a less polished product pointing that out would not help. MKW devs are lucky that doesn't apply to them then. And this is not meant as a compliment to Crossworlds at all.
>>720766387They know Nintendo is going to review bomb their game with their army of paid journos.
>>720772035stay strong, slugger. i believe in you.
>>720771885What's the point of the claw grip with a regular controller? I thought people only did this on the psp
Why can't they properly show bing bing wahoo anymore and have to do mockups AND censor themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAyxBm_NWhA
>>720772331Changes to advertising laws
>>720771000>$80 = $90??????
>>720772324Kusoge requires it.
>>720772378So gay
I suspect it's gonna be better than MKW but will have less players than MKWii next month so it won't matter
>>720766387>Sega kicked off another console war (spiritually)It didn't pan out well for them last time. At least this time it's not graphicfagging. BLAST chip was such a blunder.
>>720766976>pedo, furry and butthurt over a joke.Average tendie.
>>720767067>Nintendo>in the redEven during the shitshow Wii U era Nintendo was only ever "in the red" for a single year
>>720766976based
>>720772662Rouge is a hag.
>>720772182You missed the part where I am glad that they ran the ad to help amplify the negative fan reactions. More negative attention means a greater likelihood they will stop being stubborn and just let people play the game they way they like. I don't actually believe that will happen though.>>720772261There was clearly an absurd about of effort put into the open world even if it doesn't make for good race tracks. I can get why they would want to shove it in where it doesn't belong, but if it isn't fun why bother?
>>720772662Rouge is an older woman you weirdo.
>>720771308>>720772442the switch version is $60, boys.
Explain to me why I can’t play the Sonic Adventure games on my PS5 or Switch? Sega knows that there is a demand for these games, so release them digitally already.
>>720769374>switch 2 emulator Nintendo knows it's coming kek
>>720766387Gee... its almost like MKW was a legitimately bad game with features no one wanted, and that they refuse to fix while Sanic is doing EVERY SINGLE THING correctly.i'll be blunt here as someone who's siblings with someone who owns a S2: MKW SUCKS, and thats okay. nintendo cannot, and should not win it all.
>>720769146even if thats not the case (which it obviously is), nintendo deserves the insults, specially since this last Direct.>no fixes for MKW>DLC for bananza that obviously was meant for the base game>NSO Virtual boy that no one will use since it requires an overpriced peripheral.>charging full price for 2 wii games. something that should be illegal.>Patenting collecting and summoning monsters to battle. solidyfiying pokemon's monopoly and outlawing future monster battle games forever.do i even continue?
>>720773124mario kart will win the sales which is the only factor which seems to matter these days
>>720771531>Crossworlds.>LESS Polished.If MKW was as well polished and made as you claim, i can assure you we wouldnt be having this thread right now. is it really THAT hard to accept MKW is (except for the OST) unironically SHIT?
>>720772974You can play the on PC and the Xbox Series consoles. That said, it's based on the shitty GameCube version. At least you can mod the PC one to fix things up if you have that one.
>>720766387>poke the Mario Kart bearwhat's Nintendo gonna do?
>>720773535>which is the only factor which seems to matter these daysTo shareholders and shitposters, yeah.But I'm pretty sure that everybody else would rather have a good video game instead.
>>720773401If the DLC for Bananza was meant for the base game why doesn't DK Isle have any bananas or fossils?
>>720773820Do you see what they're doing to Palworld?
>>720773956the DLC took one month to release between the games launch and today... EXACTLY ONE MONTH.you really cant say they just made that DLC in such a short timeframe, thats not how game development works. they had it already made, they just held that content back to get an extra buck. IT HAPPENS.
>>720766976
>>720774063This is going to shock you, but Sonic CrossWorlds doesn't have anything reminiscent of Nintendo IP mechanics.
>>720773573We are having this thread simply because Nintendo tries to keep you from enjoying MKW by wasting your time on boring road trips like the ad points out. The game is already great when playing in a lobby and could be great in general with simple patch. That said, even the parts that get in the way are still polished and very high effort. They just aren't fun to race on. I'll also point out that I've already got Sonic pre-ordered so I wasn't intending to imply that it is bad. At least from the demo, I don't think the feel of the driving mechanics are as solid as MK, but I do like that you can't turn as sharply and have to put more though into how you enter turns.
>>720766512This is what they ask you at the pearly gates
>>720767067Have they ever been friends? It's a miracle that somehow sakurai can get Sonic in smash.
>>720774784Wait until Nintendo patents mascot kart/vehicle racing.
>>720768892>>720769125Amybros...
>>720775527they've been warming up since the wii era
>>720775602Mascot racers existed several years before Super Mario Kart was released.
>>720774120You know they can work on game content after the main game is completed and goes gold a month or so before launch right
>>720766387Based
>>720776176Summoning monsters to fight on your behalf existed on the NES too.
>>720766976Based!
>>720776176So did monster raisers, copyright isn't objective.
>>720776176so have creature collectors. DQ V and Robotrek both walked so pocket monsters could run.and nevermind nintendo not even filing patents to protect until -after- suing palworld for violating them. still no idea how that works.
>>720776268yes, but again. ONE MONTH.you could have a case if it were 2 or 3 months, but ONE MONTH? is nintendo paying you? is it at least a decent amount?
If this game actually eats into karts online playerbase will sonic be blacklisted from smash 6?
>>720776268>it took them 4 weeks to make a whole new area and game modeGood lord get your head checked. Sincerely. You cant be this much of a delusional tendie bootlicker unironically.
>>720770595the tits are literally the same size in both images.
>>720767679Perfect-sized boobs.
>>720778009bust protrusion has been shrunk slightly but mainly her brassier has been pushed up more, covering her cleavage.
>>720776153We need a Mario & Sonic kart racing game. No more of the Olympics shit.
He's in.
>>720771885you are a mentally handicapped retard if you play video games like this
>>720778818What about the Armored Core grip?
>>720770330You're on a honeypot website. Nobody is anonymous here.
>>720778535still no difference even when layering the two images lmao
>>720767778Fair play.
>>720774784>This is going to shock you, but Sonic CrossWorlds doesn't have anything reminiscent of Nintendo IP mechanics.Rings to go faster is literally copied off Mario Kart 8 coins, for one.
>>720766387Mario kart world is shit but sonic looks even worse. The way the karts move, trick animations, every other fucking animation, everything looks so goddamn stiff. Terrible for a game about being fast, everything feels unpolished.
>>720767994>he didnt get it 25% off
>>720766387don't care call me when SEGA will rerelease virtual-on for pc and consoles
>>720769903>>720770330>>720770424>>720770429>>720771870lol
>>720775847>>720768892Unholy cringe
>>720766387>sega poked nintendo!!newfag
>>720766976We agree.
>>720766976Mmm... I concur....
>>720766976holy based
>>720766857>TO ALL BLACK PEOPLE
I went and played Transformed after that Crossworlds network test. I did not realize how shit Crossworlds was until then. Item+drift-spam festival vs. actually having to actually properly drive a course.
>>720775847shit art
>>720770478imagine being so fat you look at computers and see food
>>720766387Cute, too bad the game isn't that good.I miss CTR.
>>720766976What the fuck is wrong with sonic fans?
>>720766976The tits get sewn onto another character besides Rouge. Who gets them?I say give them to Lanolin. Double stack that sheep.
>>720769046>implying
People are too soft these days. Can't even handle some console war shitpost ads. The 90s were so cool /v/ros
>>720782083Now you are being a creep.
>>720767679Legs way too thicc
>>720785426>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POST PUBLIC INTERNET POSTSmaybe don't be such a retarded nigger and dox yourself you 3dpd thirsting faggor
>>720784112Because Sega fucked with the wrong fans.
ha
>>720766512Not the console itself but I still have my physical copy of Shining Force CD. Great game.
>>720779093retard
>>720766976i love autistic chads so much bros
>>720786885Yeah I'm totally gonna listen to the guy who posted >>720782083 on twitter lol
>>720766387Based. Sega will rise again.
>>720785426Faggot, that's what happens when you show off your Twitter on an anonymous imageboard. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>720766387daisys gonna become obese with how hard her fat ass has been carrying the last two mario games.
>>720766387https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPqRue51GZ8Its called desperation marketing. Sega is bleeding money.
>>720769374based unhinged madman speaking the truth
