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Sorry but I already have a fiance.
>>720769964what sort of retard clears Jabu Jabu before doing Talon's game
>>720770163What sort of retard goes across Hyrule Field without bombs?
Yesi thought about posting that image today
>>720769964thats a nice rack
>>720769964
did ingo really beat the horses to make her do whatever he wanted?
>>720769218>>720769964Did kids really pick up on this stuff at the time? I didn't read stuff until I was like 16.
>>720771093i was like 8, i didnt understand anything besides stopping bad man from taking over the world.
>>720771093>i didn't understand what marriage was until i was 16Short bus?
>>720769964Fishfuckers get the grill.
>>720771649you misspelled gill
>>720769218Yes. I, the young boy, wants to till your teen daughters fields. If you know what I mean.
link belongs to every girl except zelda!
>>720771863why isnt there a word for ntr but male? or is that just called harem?
>>720771093I wished there was more content to it for my young romance fantasies, but what little I got was still fun to me as a kid in the way shipping just is, I guess.
>>720771093I don't know what you mean by that but when I was a kid, I absolutely wanted to marry Ruto to the point where I would just hang out with her with the Zora mask.
>>720771941It's cuckqueaning. NTR is a gender neutral term but in english, we call it cuckquean when the female gets her man cucked by another female.
>>720769218YES SIR>>720770583>>720770831>>720770906>>720770973>>720771645My fellow patricians>>720770978>>720769964>>720772362REMOVE FISHFUCKERS
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>>720773037dont be ichthyophobic..
She's just simply the best.
>>720770978Did Zelda games stop being like this? I didn't play any of the ones after Midna because I couldn't get behind the waggle controls of Skyward Sword and then Breath of the Wild is just open world slop not meant to be enjoyed by anyone, only meant to keep people busy doing aimless chores inside an empty maze.
>>720773191botw and totk are great games but don't feel much like zelda games
>>720771093I was an adult when I noticed the bishojo-ge energy that OoT had. The sages almost all being girls interested in Link + Zelda and Malon is crazy.
>>720773037tough talk guy, you got a war face? lemme see your war face
if i had to pick the biggest regret in my life it would be that i didnt grow up with a (female) childhood friend that i would eventually marry as we got older.
>>720773096I'm not icthyophibic, but I'm scratching to enact TFD (Total Fishfucker Death)Starting with >>720773362
i have enough malon pics to bump limit multiple threads
>>720773416how is that a regret if you never had the chance
>>720773790i regret never having the chance.
>>720771863
>>720773191Did they ever stop being full of thirsty characters? No, that, at least, has been consistent.
>>720773790Because, unless you grew up in on a farm with nobody else around for miles, you could have made a friend.
>>720773191>Breath of the Wild is just open world slop not meant to be enjoyed by anyone, only meant to keep people busy doing aimless chores inside an empty mazenext time don't say stuff like this immediately after admitting you've never played it
>>720773037OOOOooooâ—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹OOOOooooâ—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹OOOOooooâ—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹ooooâ—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹â—‹
>>720775856
I'm pretty sure discovering Malon and Denise Richards when I was 10 are the reasons why I find thick eyebrows on girls so hot.
Realistically, where the fuck else was Link going to end up after Majora's mask? He can't go back to Kokiri Forest
>>720776223Nothing better than a cute blonde with thick, dark eyebrows
>>720776541Plucked manucured eyebrows are so fucking ugly
>>720775937based soundposter
isn't malon the one that get's abducted by aliens in Majora's mask if you fail to do a certain side-quest? freaked me out as a kid when I heard about it
>>720776693Romani
>>720776617It's worse when the don't have or barely have them. Think Jenna Ortega at the Emmys last night. Looked fucking nasty.
>>720776475>He can't go back to Kokiri ForestPeople like to claim that MM is "the darkest Zelda" but not a single Zelda game before or after OOT ends with a ten year old war orphan becoming homeless.I've been thinking about this a lot lately.
>>720776693it's not Malon herself but it's an alternate dimension version of her. her child and adult models from Ocarina of Time are used for two sister characters in Majora's Mask. the child one will get abducted and mind-fucked somehow by flatwoods monster aliens if you fail her side quest.
>>720776805And then they paint fake ones on
>>720776693A lot of people are probably unclear that the Majora's Mask characters are not actually the same ones from Ocarina of Time. Hell, most people call Cucco Lady "Anju" just because MM is the only game who named her. It's an alternate world, but certainly done because it saved them some serious dev time recycling models, since MM had a super short dev cycle.
>>720776223what do you think of Jennifer Connelly?
>>720769964Imagine the slickness
>>720777286yes but not as yes as Denise was for me back then.
>>720777362what i hate about fish is that their slime is built to not wash off underwater.
>>720777362imagine rubbing your hand up against Ruto's side and then your fingers getting getting caught in her gills
>>720776223As a fellow Malonfag I know what you mean, big eyebrows are the best. Tipping my hat to Yotsuba&! for a personal taste-influencer.
>>720777451that's the best part though
>>720772521No, that's when the female is into it. When a female has her man cucked from her, it's just called NTR
>>720775549I only described what all open world slop is, invariably.
>>720774776>you could have made a friendwhere do you think we are?
>>720769964Why not simply have more than one wife?
>>720769218Great, a pedo thread.Exactly what this board needed.
>>720776802>>720776927>>720777249>Both N64 aren't part of the same continuitywhat the heck? for the longest time I thought I though Majora's mask was a direct sequel to OoT. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Wii games aren't on the same timeline, or the switch games
>>720781531It is. Majora's Mask starts out with OOT's Link getting teleported into a bizarro parallel world. It happens pretty much immediately after the events of OOT and frequently references them.
>>720781531It's the same Link who vanquished Ganon in OoT. He put the master sword back in the pedestal (deaging him), hopped on (younger) Epona and basically fell into Neverland after chasing Skullkid.Same MC. Different world.
>>720782404Whoops, I mean "Wonderland." The Peter Pan parallels happen in OOT (Kokiri are basically the lost boys).
>>720774118Extremely evil, tyrannical and cruel women owe me sex.
>>720771941Because Allah allow men to love multiple woman but woman can't do that
>>720781531>Both N64 aren't part of the same continuityThey are part of the same continuity. The 2nd one has the Link from the previous game going into some sort of weird mirror-Hyrule filled with people who look identical to the characters from OoT but are different characters.
>>720771941If the girls are sharing, it's a "harem." If the man is being stolen behind their back, it's NTR (or "reverse NTR" if you prefer)
>>720782915This image really makes me wish they figured out a way to work Nabooru in early on. She's so overlooked compared to the other OOT girls despite being a total hottie that's canonically down to /ss/, God OOT was a horny game.
>>720769964>>720780241Depend if Ruto is fine with him having concubines or not
I want Epona GF
>>720770779that's a ten year old child
>>720769218>Hey little unwashed forest boy wanna have sweaty raw sex with my virgin daughter and pump a couple dozen babies in her
>>720783550Girls develop faster than boys so it figures
>>720783550Zora mature precisely 1.8 times faster than humans before slowing down, so she's biologically 18. I know this because I want it to be true so it must be.
>>720771863Link really knows how to win over the redheads.
>>720783550Yes, him and his fiance.
Girls who were destined to lose?
>>720782915And if the girl likes watching or helps him get other girls, it's cuckqueening.
>>720783965Twinrova is literally the only reason I'm even thinking about Age of Imprisonment.
>>720784126You can look at it that way, but "harem" is enough of its own thing that you don't need to try to fit that round peg in the square hole.
You think Link can selfsuck?
>>720783550thats why her rack is so impressive.
>>720783965>Saria will always be your friend.
>>720782915epona does not look suited for 4 legged walking
>>720783965>>720784207Link and Ganondorf kill each other's surrogate mothers in OOT.It's kinda fucked up if you think about it.
