What else should Nintendo patent?
>>720770296Penis cages that match the joycons, I think they'd sell plenty
>>720770296life ,itself
>>720770296They can patent anything. They literally invented video games when they created the original NES.Even though NES games are so primitive and ugly that they are unenjoyable nowadays, they still fit the definition of a video game.
>>720770469You mean the cage being red and the ball holder blue?
>>720770296playdate bros, what do we do? nintendo patented us
>>720770296>joycon with crank on the sidethe fuck
>>720770727this is funnier if you know that magnavox sat on the patent to video game consoles until the mid 90s, actively suing any console manufacturer in america that entire time and then settling out of court with massive payouts & licensing agreementsapparently they also made a concerted effort to only sue if they could find games that looked like pong, because the original patent used the odyssey's table tennis game as its basis and magnavox were banking on that swaying judges
