The Switch 2 hype is dead.
>>720773196It's September. That shit is going to be every kid's Christmas present
>>720773806but they all already have one
>>720773806ThisWhy do you guys ALWAYS overestimate normalfags?
>>720773196>524.99That's why lolThe bundle normally costs around $500They have Bananza for less than $70 though which is nice.
>>720773906Like fuck they do. The only ones who have one right now are the diehard tendies ie millennials.
>>720773806No kid wants a Switch 2. Alphoomers just want gift cards for roblox and fortnite.
>>720773196How did they make them so flat.
>>720774031Ancient Costco secretSame thing they do to put more cow into the hot dogs
I've never seen them on sale at my Wal-Mart. I got mine from a Best Buy for the low low price of $900 Canadian dollars because I wanted the pro controller too. Thanks, Canadian dollar and shitty ass provincial taxes.
>>720774031Antitheft protection measures
>>720773196the PS4 was a horrific failure at first too. then it went to sell 100+ million units throughout its run. we're in a transition period. just give it time.speaking of which, I won't be getting one because fuck shittendo's patent crusade and anti-consumer bullshit. I hope they lose all lawsuits
I was at best buy picking a computer up and a father in front of me was picking up a switch 2 for his daughter.The daughter had so much joy in her eyes when dad finally got the switch. It was at this point I realized I was just old and out of touch. Kids still enjoy new games.
>>720774263Huh?
>>720774461
>>720773196>tendies buy one ASAP>nobody else wants one>sales dry upWho could have seen this coming. No shit the sales are going to die when the only people still engaged with your products are cultists. Nobody casual gives a shit about the Switch 2. It's literally just all fanboys.
>>720774335>dad at a best buyHoly based boomerI thought everything was amazon these days
>>720774335Imagine her disappointment when she got home and saw there were in fact no new games.
yeah they have tons of switch 2 stock at my local target as well. same with xbox. nobody buys those. its only playstation or steam cards that sell.
>>720773196turns out alot of people don't want a console that can turn into a brick if they breathe on it wrong.
>>720774645Read again, he didn't buy a PS5.
I knew this was going to be a 3ds situation. They better embassador program this bitch quick or they're gonna make it another wiiu.
>>720774513Unlike you I live in a first world country where we don't need fancy anti theivery flattening technology.
>>720774263playing classical music?
>>720774757what kinda stinky breath do you have anon? god damn
>>720773196>Five Hundred and Twenty Five United States goyim foreskin bux>For a console with no games
>>720773196Nintendo produced a fuckton of these things. If there were shortages you'd be complaining about artificial scarcity. Make up your mind retards.
>>720774263>>720774031You hand the cardboard to the Cashier to the register so they can hand you the receipt so you can hand the receipt to the manager at merchandise pickup so you can have someone check your receipt on the way out.
>>720774986What kind of dystopian 1984 shit is that? Do americans really?
>>720773806lol>93% of Gen Alpha prefer playing on mobile, according to IGN's segmentation study. But preference for mobile is actually growing for Millennials, too, with 32% calling it their preferred device.>The study also makes the assertion that Fortnite has been a key factor in the Nintendo Switch's recent success, especially as the game hadn't been available on the App Store since August 2020 (that changed recently, of course, as a result of the Epic vs Apple fallout)
Remember when the pee ess four was announced to be 400 united school shooting freedomsImagine
549 for a console with ONE game. You niggers were crying about the PS3 for the same reason 19 years ago.
>>720773196>consoles>selling at the beginning of the school yearWhy are Trannytors so fucking stupid? Is it because they were homeschooled and molested by their mom's boyfriend?
>>720773806not a single kid cares about Mario you dumb boomer, all they want is robux and do funny emotes.
>>720775209All consoles have gotten stupid expensive, but when has there ever been tons of games on release for a console?
there's nothing to playmetroid prime 4 is on the switch1 anyways, I have no reason to buy one.
>>720775416This generation is completely fucked
>>720775125Costco keeps all of the electronics by the entrance. TVs, Gaming PCs, Laptops, you name it.
>>720773196Top kek
>>720775416>>720775132Funny how you faggots scream about not trusting game "journalists" but in this one case you completely trust and believe. Retards.
>>720775125Blame that one video where some niglet runs around destroying TV's at costco
>>720773196>smash jt>Another twitter screenshot post.Come on now.
>>720774536>I thought everything was amazon these daysIt was until the growing trend of """aspiring surgeons and astronauts""" started showing their contempt for the rich, melanin-lacking customers they were delivering to and decided to start punting packages across lawns, often knowing it was the best way to capture their unofficial two-weeks notice on Ring cameras for some short lived internet clout as they hop over the next low-paying career.TL;DR: Amazon is growing less desirable as more people are getting sick of their shit being damaged or stolen. I can see the condition of the things I get at a Best Buy for wasting my money.
>>720773806>$500 christmas presentyeah not with that pricingswitch 2 is not for families anymore
>>720774335Did everyone start clapping right after?
>>720774986>they make you buy carboard againwew
>>720775617If you actually went outside your lockdown room and interacted with your family (implying you have one) or with friends (implying) and their families you'll realize how out of touch you are and how retarded your post is.
>>720776013Those are all just npc cattle who gives a fuck about them?
This generation is going to be interesting, I think.Nintendo is really pushing hard on raising prices because of the Switch's success. You'd think it would backfire but people just keep buying and buying.Hell, Galaxy 1 + 2 is top selling on Amazon right now.I wonder what it will take to hit breaking point for consumers.
>scalper prices have dropped to retail pricesOh, wow. That's bad.
>>720776085They're 5 year olds with ipads
>>720775617unc having a crashout lmao just admit you are old and move on.
>>720776120It won't. Nintendo sells stuff with an insane profit margin and will continue to do so, raking in profits
>>720776127Even less reason to care
>>720773196Objectively speaking, isn't it just a screenshot when the store is fully stocked? I mean every other thing is full on shelves.Maybe I'm too naive?
>>720775132They said the same thing when mobile gaming was getting popular with normiew in 2012 and Nintendo did fine with the 3DS and amazing with the Switch
>>720773806I still love Nintendo games but my gen alpha nephew told me the Switch 2 is "gay as fuck" when I asked if he wanted one for Christmas, so I doubt it, it's also really expensive.
>>720776595>my gen alpha nephew told me the Switch 2 is "gay as fuck"Based alphie
>>7207731962 more weeks bro
>>720773196Costco wagie here. Those cards being there doesn't mean there's an equal amount of S2's in the back. When they're out, they just put a sign next to the cards, they don't physically remove them.
>>720776674I hope you're cart crew and having a good time.
>>720776506It's a CostcoEverything is always full everywhere/v/ as always talking about shit they know nothing about
>>720774986stop exposing the business anon
>>720773806sex cymbalwork!
>>720775617You don't need "game journalists" to notice the obvious trend. Also, I wouldn't call analytics journalism but sure.
>>720773196>not even behind glassno one even wants to bother stealing them, LOL
>>720777001Those are cardboard cutouts. Not the actual product anon.
>>720773196Is this guy aware that those aren't representative of the actual stock of switch 2s?
>>720777001Based blind retard
>>720773196No one should be made fun of for owning a switch 2https://youtu.be/K95tlBic7po
>>720774527This is true. Switch 2 has no hype whatsoever. No cultural impact
>>720773196once they release Zelda, it will be sold out everywhere
>>720777127Sounds like cope to me. You could go into any store and it would look like in OP
>>720774986What the fuck.
>>720776207With the way you talk you don't have 10 years, nigger
>>720777245That guy sounds exactly like I'd imagine a switch 2 owner to sound
>>720777307Wish do you mean "what the fuck" this is a world wide thing.
>>720773806Kids dont give a fuck about Nintendo anymore. The primary audience is basedllenials
>>720773196I bought this from costco. The year online thing is where its kind of a deal. I mainly got it there because I havent seen one in the wild yet and I wanted to get it for the kids christmas (and just ended up opening it and playing wind waker lul)
>>720777446No, it isn't. Are mutts told the rest of the world is just as backwards?
>>720777245Subbed
>>720773806>kidslol nokids want PCs, phones, and tablets to play roblox and watch their favorite streamer. Only Japanese kids, and western manchildren play bing bing wahoo.
>>720777546You can return it when they do another bundle and still have the downloaded content in your library by the way.
>>720773806Parent's aren't buying one for $450 or $500 in this economy lmfao.
>>720777484This. Even ex nintendo employees Kitt and Krysta said nintendo were afraid of losing their reach to kids during the late wii u early switch era. I think Switch 2 is them accepting this and milking those diehard millennials real fucking hard while giving the few kids who do care movies and theme parks
>>720777553Considering I'm not American, it's a world wide thing.The only places that wouldn't do it are places that are already shit holes
>>720777642Which is also perfect because Costco refunds are easy as hell
>>720773806>$800 in most places>kid's xmas present not in this economy
>>720774986Imagine living in a low trust society.
>>720777675>Even ex nintendo employees Kitt and KrystaOh you mean the people who were fired because they couldn't do their job properly? It's not surprising that they saw that one chart and misread it too.
People still have covid supply chain shortages on their mind. Consoles being sold out for years never used to be a thing, and Nintendo shit out enough of these things to meet demand. It has a decent first year of 1st party titles and 3rd party ports that should move some units this holiday.
>>720777812They weren't fired they got bored of working there
>>720777783>>$800 in most placesIt's normal MSRP in the only two places that matter on Earth: USA and Japan
>>720777785Each Costco is tasked with making 1 million dollars a day at the very least. Theft is their biggest concern. They only have about two people who work theft prevention.
>>720777839Kirby isn't moving units
>>720773196We really gonna keep doing this for 8 more years huh
>>720777730>the only places that wouldn't do hilarious shit straight out of Demotion Man are places that need such absurd measures the mostClapistani please, you're losing yourself.
>>720777783blame orange man
>>720775541Wow dude what a fresh take. Aristotle's generation was saying the same shit. I'm 32 btw
>>720773806Kids are playing roblox or fortnite
>>720777857They were fired, that's why it was so sudden.
>>720777812>bad Treehouse employees get firedFunny joke.
>>720777878MSRP means nothing and you know it. Once you factor in import taxes, tariffs, levies, mark-ups, shipping fees then Walmart and other corporate slapping another 10-20% on for their own profit margins shit's just too expensive. Keep in mind that the $60 from my screenshot is BEFORE you start forking out $70-90 per game on an online store that will shut down one day
>>720773806Kids want roblox gift cards now
>>720777972Again, not American.And some shithole like Poland or a SEA country wouldn't do that because they're too poor to give a shit anyway.
>>720778241Gaslighting doesn't work on me
>>720773806tendie copethis gen sucks dick, gets over it
>>720773196owarida
>>720774031like how they make their hotdogs
>>720777997don't be retarded
>>720773196switch 2 has no games lmao. they aren't going to move more this console until they release the next NEW zelda game.
>>720778071You are 100% delirious if you dont see the future is going to be an anti-human dystopia
>>720773196>"bundle">marlyo cart is just a download code
>>720773196they should put a pokemon sticker on the box
>>720777642>>720777772that shit should be illegal
>>720773806Kids didn't even want a gaycube back in '01. It's just sweaty neckbeards in their 30s and 40s keeping Nintendo alive.
>>720777330No need to beat yourself up, bro.
>>720775416>has untold millions of views on videosI don't understand why people let their kids play this shit or how there's such a discrepancy between popular vidya and this objective dogshit. Is it a failing on studios?
>>720775617Yes, yes (you) are.
>>720773806Dude, kids dont play Switch 2. That's more like an adult console.
>>720777997why you gotta be hating on my bro orange man
>>720777245You can hear the grease.
>>720775132parents rather buy a console than a phone to children
>>720780650would you say kids would rather play roblox and fortnite?
>>720774031No games to bulk them up.
>>720775617Because it's backed up with numbers for once and not muh opinion muh agenda dumbass
>>720774002I work in a tech store, and I can confirm that most of the people who went out to buy a Switch 2 day one were older men buying it for themselves. We still have tons of stock now. I can only hope this means people are finally done with Nintendo's bullshit, but I know that's wishful thinking at best.
>>720776595Unfathomably based if real
>>720780650it's an adult console for the price yeah, wtf was nintendo thinking
>>720776595his parents are going to buy him a switch 2 and he's going to love it.
What is with people who make threads showcasing a random store in god knows where with switch 2s still in stock and declaring that the hype is dead?I can't be the only one whos noticed people doing this right?
Roblox
>>720780386Bitch
>>720780995Nintendo Derangement Syndrome is a real thing and has gotten worse.
>>720776120I haven't given Nintendo more than $45 in about three years. It's really not that hard. Imagine if everyone who bought the Switch 2 just practiced a little self-discipline. The console would be reduced in price, and Nintendo would have learned not to play with the prices in such a predatory way.
>>720776013>That Roblox vs. Fortnite comparison
>>720773196>Number 1 game... Galaxy1/2>Number 2 game.... Metroid Prime 4>Number 1 console.... Switch 2>PissStation 5... nowhere to be seen>Xbox.... nowhere to be seenIs this why this thread was made in desperation?
>>720781256Silksong #1 on steam
>>720781323And?
>>720781256the playstation gift card is literally #2
Why is roblox so popular? i watched my uncle play it with his 4 year old granddaughter and it looked like minecraft but for literal toddlers.
>>720781390>Gift cardAnd?
>>720773806*soilennial manchild's present
>>720773806>>720773942You guys are like really shitty bots, retards, or "influencers". Either way, ratarded faggot take
>>720781419you answered yourself
>>720773196i will only buy one of these pieces of shit used to play whatever monolithsoft's next game is. then i will sell it.
>>720774527It's going to be so funny when this fucking thing ends up PS5ing. Nintardos are going to keep posting their REMEMBER THE SIX GORILLION article headlines from July for months to come in the meantime, so it's going to hit them like a fuckton of bricks. I can't wait.>>720776120PS5 started record-breakingly strong but it dropped off after its first holiday. Same shit's going to happen to the Switch 2 unless Nintendo has a brand new 3D Mario or Zelda to pull out of their asses by holiday 2026. Tomodachi Life 2 will do pretty well, but it's a Switch 1 game so it won't do shit for the NS2; and there's no way in hell Fire Emblem is going to carry it either. They thought Donkey Kong was going to be a heavy-hitter evergreen that would give the platform its early legs, but judging from the fact that it got a demo two months AFTER launch, that gambit very likely hasn't paid off.Same shit just recently happened with Tears of the Kingdom, so don't tell me Nintendo is immune to strong opening sales giving way to a severe lack of legs.
>>720781512but they're the only people I ever saw playing roblox. on the other hand everyone I know played or heard about minecraft, but it never reached the kind of numbers roblox did.
>>720778141Yeah, that's all PS5 owners play.
>>720781542i think i'll probably do the same
>>720774015True.
PissStation 5 is at number 52 at Amazon bestseller. DEAD CONSOLE IS DEAD. Thread backfire.
>>720773806>$600 christmas present after taxyou are delusional lmao. this console is designed for only manchilds to buy.
>>720773196I’m too broke for this shit, can’t even afford fucking McDonalds. Fix the economy and I’ll buy the new bing bing wahoo machine.
I still don't understand why anyone actually owned a switch 1. Who buys this shit?
>>720781824it was a novelty
Pissstation 5 is at number 52 at Amazon and its STILL IN STOCK. Amazon warehouses have whole pallets filled with Piss5s nobody wants. Thread nuclear backfire.
>>720773806>kids getting consoles for christmas1997 called
>LE ERIC PEDO spam is the only thing they have after hiding in their bunker wargaming for two days after that Direct
>>720781494how
>>720781907What the fuck are you on about? I'm not a regular /v/ poster and only here because of silksong.
>>720781904>$500 console with no games>nobody wants itboth nintendo and sony were dumb during this generation
>>720782029who the fuck is eric? i literally JUST clicked on this thread because it was the fastest one on 4stats
>>720781904>a console still being readily stocked after 5 years>versus LE SEQUEL TO JESUS console still being in readily stocked after three months
>>720782074a buckbroken /v/itizen that fights against his imaginary enemy "Eric". we have many like him in our little town like "Barry" from final fantasy threads.
>>720773806>That shit is going to be every kid's Christmas presentwhat kids? you motherfuckers aren't breeding
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v.meta/text/%2Apedo%2A%20%2Aeric%2A/start/2025-09-15/>116 results>just from today
>>720782172That's just the resident Nintendo defender. He enters every thread and spams it with Eric posts as his special autistic way of helping Nintendo or something.
>>720782412Huh, I wonder what kind of bad Sony news is coming this week if he's going this hard.
>>720777785I don't have to imagine.
>>720782191Switch 2 is invite only on Amazon and is at number 10.PissStation is fully stocked, dead at number 52. PissStation wont hit PS4 numbers. PS5, 2020 - 2025, rest in PISS.
>>720782412LMAO>Searching for posts that contain ‘*eric*’. Returning only first 3000 of 108780 results found.This dude has literally defended Nintendo 1 million times on /v/.
>>720773196My local Costco has had a big display for them at the entrance for about 2 months now. Kind of wanted that last direct to make me snag one before the Christmas season. But it had shit nothing so I will keep waiting. It's my first console ever that I didn't get one at launch. Been buying launch consoles since the ps1 days. Both PS5 and Series X have sat untouched so I decided to hold off. I think I made the right choice here.
>>720782613>AmazonNintendo's been boxing them out because they got pissy over third parties having the nerve to undercut them on prices, and they've only recently started getting limited supplies.>PS5 fully stockedAgain - 5 years in. That shit was also unavailable or invite-only for about a year.
>>720782736Stop talking to yourself Mr. Brazilian anti-Nintendo glowie.
Great thread guys.
>>720782791AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>720782890Once again tendies throw a spamnuke temper tantrum when discussions/opinions don't go their way.
a lot of tendis are upset.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_0acOsc6l0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjZr_21i4n0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7hQI2x36AQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHD7n1I__cIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5H-b972338
>>720782928Glowie!You are a glowie!Anti-Nintendo glowie!When will this board protest against you?
So this is why Snoy went third party?
>>720783048Stop doing this!Please!Stop being a glowie and ruining our Nintendo board!
>>720773806>he got $600 dollar christmas presentsdamn bro gimme your parents
>guys the fastest selling console of all time isn't selling>source: look at all these cardboard cutouts!Snoytrannies might have brain damage.
>>720783089>report from a year inMeanwhile you impatient baboons are declaring eternal victory after just three months. Do Nintendofags really have no concept of longterm thinking?
always has been. no games
>>720783172Damn bro, if you're too poor for even a Costco membership to know how it works, just say that.
>>720773196Yeah, Switch 2 sales are largely fabricated. For what it's worth Nintendo has been reaching out into movies and themeparks precisely because they didn't want to be shackled completely to vidya sales. You can expect them to start going the way of Sony and Microsoft soon.
>>720783223Getting mad your thread backfired, Eric?
yes sweetie we saw your "backfire remark the first three times you reposted it
>>720773806Maybe if they make some fucking games for it between now and then.
>>720780668>>720778787more taxes = bad
>>720776120Eh, that picture isn't really accurate anymore. Nintendo's been cooking the books recently, and they get away with it because they're pretty much an arm of the Japanese government. It's kind of like how Disney is still heralded as the biggest movie company on earth. Still, they're one of the few gaming companies out there with something resembling an exit strategy, no guarantee it will work though.
>>720783459In this thread.... pic related....
>>720775541Fortnite, Roblox, Minecraft, and Amogus are all great games and I think it rocks that zoomies are playing actual games instead of deep, story-driven, open-world adventure games or RPGs or the rest of the fart huffing horse shit that millennials likeMaybe they could do better but I don't see any reason to worry
>>720783459Don't you know, anon? All the kids are going to be excited for... um... a Tears of the Kingdom beat em up, mostly featuring characters nobody knows/gives a shit about! Or there's, uh, Metroid Prime 4!... A sequel to a game that came out almost 20 fucking years ago, that hasn't been remastered for the Switch/2 in the ample time they've had to do so to catch newcomers up to speed (nor the previous game that did actually come out 21 years ago)! Or Kirby's Air Riders, a spinoff and follow-up to a game that... oh dear, also came out 22 years ago....This is supposed to make kids WANT a Switch 2?
>>720781610mein neigger
>>720776595based af
>>720781576It really needs a cheaper lite model to release so kids can actually get one. Nintendo forgot who the fuck their audience is, I wouldn't let my kid bring his $500 console to school, a $200 Switch Lite was a completely different story. What a fucking retarded price jump.
>>720781904i will buy one when they drop to $50.
>>720776248What did you think this entire thread was about retard
>>720783669Buzzword drivel
>macaco thread and samefagging-7 karma to sony
>>720784178obsessed
>>720780829Then post the numbers instead of opinion articles next time
>>720784163Try re-reading it more slowly if you have to. It's not a very long post.
Speaking of the schizo snoy, he trauma dumped on another one of his generic seethe threads.He is so pathetic he seethes about Nintendo because it's all he has going on in his life.
>>720782412I felt this image as a ryoko playerThe karnov matchup makes you feel like you don't matter as a person
Can someone regale me of Eric and his crimes
>>720773196>restocks shelves>omg they’re not sellingOk?
>>720784384>everyone criticizing Nintendo for being greedy is le eric boogaymanYou've lost the plot anon. Releasing DLC this soon after a launch of their game is out of character for them. It means they intentionally put this aside to be released as DLC. That's scummy. Galaxy collection is $70 for two wii games. Pokemon announced DLC before the game is even out. So yeah it's all a bit scummy even if you are a Nintendo fan.
>>720777675>I think Switch 2 is them accepting thisBy making baby tier games like the new Yoshi and the Peach game from early this year?
>>720784324the numbers were in the headline of the article he posted. you guys really need to wrap your head around the fact that traditional gaming is dying and everyone is moving to f2p games. this isn't even fucking new, it's been an ongoing thing since millennials were playing f2p mmos and the f2p games have overtaken consoles and mobile now too. it's a huge win for parents because they don't have to buy their kids expensive games anymore. but it sucks for us because that price is being foisted onto the people actually left buying games, that's why we went from $60 to $80 in 5 years time and that's not including the shit like $30 paid early access microsoft is peddling to make games even more expensive.
>>720784583And right on cue, the schizo appears. Mad that your seethe threads have all backfired?
>>720784556Yea and when Switch 2 games start getting discounts, that'll mean they're not selling as well.
>>720780863They get too cocky all the time throughout history it usually puts them in their place and eventually make a better product. N64 bombing it's generation because people didn't want to pay more for cartridges compared to cheaper PS1 games. Gamecube largely irrelevant in it's era, couldn't use it as a DVD player. 3DS launch debacleWii U complete top to bottom flop
>>720784563To upset you in particularfr ong who's eric and what'd he do
>>720784636Also the fucking Virtual Boy
>>720784510Karnov's just retardedly good in general IIRC, which is why he's the final boss. Also, oh my god someone else actually knows FHD. I'm a degenerate Ray main, myself. Please tell me you're not also the "pedo Eric" spammer, I couldn't bear to see someone with good taste also be such a schizophrenic retard.
>>720777785That's how costco is all over the world you stupid fuck, even in japan.
>>720782913>>720783089The PS5 is a 5 year old console that has already sold, not shipped, sold over 75 million units. Sony is doing just fine.
>>720784804>Sony is doi-ACK
>>720773806No kid is getting a 500 dollar console + tarrifs + paid online + 80 games. Lmao!
LEAVE NINTENDO ALONE
>>720773196>watch anti switch 2 video>says the console price is too expensive and no one will buy it>owns the console >says the games are overpriced and his a scam>owns every game>says Nintendo is scummy for copyrighting game mechanics >will buy the new legends gamewhy do they proudly sit in the cuck chair then complain about getting fucked over? I just don't get it.
>>720780863I think this proves that artificial scarcity works. There's no fervor around the Switch 2 like the other consoles had when they were hard to find, people aren't impulse buying a Switch 2 in the same way because it's so readily available that you can buy one whenever. It makes it seem less desirable when you walk into the store and shelves are fully stocked, meanwhile if you stumbled upon a single Wii in the wild back in the day when everyone wanted one, that was a big deal. Idiots would impulse buy that no questions asked.
>>720784908learned it from trump. my bad.
>>720773806>all these seething snoys
>>720784804Ive never even seen a Switch 2 out in the wild whatsoever. It had no cultural impact whatsoever. Itll also get tossed to the trash bin when GTA 6 comes out so keep that in mind tendies.
@720781641@720781697@720781854@720781907@720782029@720782210@720782254@720782461@720782736@720782816@720782994@720783048@720783168@720783275@720783360@720783391@720783427@720783745@720784178@720784420@720784674@720784758@720784908@720785027Because it's the cleanest, best pleasure>>720782213I would also like to hear about Barry if you'll spare the time
>>720785174NintendNo cultural impact
>>720785141barry is basically the final fantasy version of the schizo in here, except he defends final fantasy 15 and hates on final fantasy 14 and 16(and the producer of them). there's all sorts of schizos on /v/. the schizo in here defends nintendo and hates sony, basically the same thing but with different autistic hyperfixations.
>>720785351Thanks broI just checked the archives and this dude's been mad about eric since 2009 holy crackers
>The lolcow keeps having his seethe session ever since Capcom shat on the PS5
>>720773196>all games are ports>only new games are dk and mk, again.this is a console for children and manchildren. change my mind.
>>720784978don't you see, they're doing it so you don't have to. thats the sacrifice they're willing to make for you.
>>720774335Okay chatgpt.
>>720784864>HAW HAW SONY MOVING AWAY FROM HARDWAREFunny, didn't Nintendo spend like a the first while of their recent Direct shilling a museum, a theme park, a marathon, and a movie, all before a single fucking game? And it was just goddamn straight Wii ports?
>>720774914could be worse could EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS for a console with no games
>>720785576Good thing the PS5 slim is 500.
>>720785456So 499 was too much for the ps5 system, but 449-499 is fine for the Switch 2? Tendtard logic.
>>720775458never even the PS2 had like 2 games until several months after it launched
>>720785626>$500>With 500 GBs of storage (down from 1TB)What an evil and greedy company. Good thing Capcom called them out.
>>720785552Say what you will about Sony but at least you can play their movies on Playstation. A 2nd Mario movie before a big new Mario game sucks, it's been 8 years since Odyssey.
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>>720773981This bundle includes 12 months of NSO + expansion. So that's why it's $525 instead of $500
>>720774986first world country btw
Why are we letting the brazilian glowie walk all over us?We are /v/.We must protest against the glowie's tyranny.We are Nintendo fans.
>>720785626shame sony is so evil and greedy that they're gimping the slim along with the pro
>>720785690>>With 500 GBs of storage (down from 1TB)>What an evil and greedy company.Wrong since the Slim still has 1TB, at least listed on Sony's store page. Meanwhile the Switch 2 has 256GBs of memory at $450, and Nintendo's selling the Switch 1 OLED at $400 with just 64GB of storage. Don't get cute.
>>720785651they know that nintendo will actually support the switch 2, it actually has games meanwhile its been 5 years and the ps5 still only has 1
>>720785910PS5 is getting GoY next month
>>720785840why are snoys so soulless?
>>720776120>Galaxy 1 + 2 is top selling on Amazon right nownintendos so desperate to move these units they've gone third party now hot damn
>>720785950We will protest against you, you Orwellian glowie dictator who hates Nintendo.
>>720785910The ps5 is likely to be supported even longer than the ps4 which has been ridiculously long as it is. Baby shovelware doesnt equal worthy games.
>>720775416>not a single kid cares about Mario you dumb boomerthe mario movie grossed more than minions, its worldwide total was 1.3 billion kids at elementary schools sing the peaches peaches song a lot. girl I hook up with is a teacherkids absolutely love mario, between the movie stuff, the switch 1's success the past 7 years, and the theme park, nintendo's brand power is the strongest it's been since maybe the nes era
>>720785945so PC gets another game
>>720786040That explains why no one cared about Astro Bot.
>>720785975Because they refuse to enjoy real games.
>>720783001even scott is criticizing nitendohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnojtyrALcA
>>720786048Okay Nintendo India.
>>720786040the ps4 has support because no one wants a pss5 and games don't sell on it games are STILL getting ps4 versions because of the barrierstation 5's abysmal performance
>>720786126
>>720775764there's also no longer a tax advantage to ordering online
>>720786063all the songs in shine post use ai, cross that as shovelware. pure low effort konami slop.
>>720774031They use a suction device to suck out all the air then when you buy it they fill it back up.
>>720786101They just dont like playing baby stuff. Thats all. Its creepy when an adult man plays stuff made for children. Thats sus as hell. No way around it
>>720786097Anons!Help me defeat this glowie!This glowie who hates Nintendo!This glowie who gaslights us!Will you people not fight for your board?
>>720786101its weird since they spend all day begging for nintendo games
>>720786126funny you say that when sony actually have india branch
>>720777245>he does crypto
>>720786136The ps5 actually surpassed the ps4 in monthly users
>>720773196>$500 dollars for ps3 level hardware with a psp level screendo subhuman bingtendies really?
>>720776595Hahaha maybe that kiddo's gonna do fine after all
>>720786165>Why are you such a pedophile, Eric?someone tl;dr on this schizo. no, im not going to lurk more.
>>720786254proof?
I work retail and our NS2s stopped selling in August. Tends to happen when you have no games but I honestly am surprised people still aren't trying to buy it
>>720773196Fuck the shitch 2. Jewtendo deserves to crash and burn for being evil yellow kikes far more mercantile than even the OG hebrew merchants. Not even EA and Activision combined were as shitty to consumers.
>>720774015>>720775416>>720777590>>720778141>>720778251>we, as millennials, grew up on things like transformers, blues clues, TMNT, cartoons, Mr. Rodgers, sesame street, comics, toys, yu-gi-oh cards, sketching, recess, etc.>the same millennials, now grown up, let their kids on their ipad 24/7, let them only play 1-2 games ever and, watch whatever any nefarious chucklenut uploads a video on tiktok what have we done?
>>720785694>A 2nd Mario movie before a big new Mario game sucks, it's been 8 years since Odyssey.It stings that any potential followup was sacrificed in favor of a confused relaunch of Donkey Kong (which was supposed to be the origin point of his new design and direction). It's like they wanted to sell it on the outside as a new starting point for the IP divorced from remaining Rare-era trappings, but then the game itself goes hard on Rareware pandering (especially by bringing back the Kremling Krew).
>>720786192You are a glowie.Nintendo makes the best games, and you know it.You glowies all want us to play souls games and movie games and walking simulators while we worship your "president" and not play any Nintendo games.
>>720786119Nearly every Nintendo focused channel is criticizing Nintendo now after the direct. A lot of them are upset about the amiibo pricing more than anything since those went from being $15 to $50 but the timing of the DK DLC was catastrophic for optics since it released for $20 right when Silksong released for $20.
>>720777839>Consoles being sold out for yearsits been 3 months
>He's so mad that he pulled out his phoneNow the real fun begins thanks to the lolcow whose only goal in life is to seethe about Nintendo on /v/!
Someones obsessed with his boogeyman
>>720786283mindbroken sony cultist with a long history of defending convicted pedophile George Cacioppo has admitted multiple times to having a cp folder was responsible for the archives getting moved a few months back because the famitsu sales threads triggered him so much he spammed real cp then reported it before the automod could nuke it
>>720777839The Wii and DS Lite were sold out for ages. Even the Switch OLED was sold out longer than the Switch 2 was.
>>720786350Funnily enough Nintendo is probably more right leaning than youd like to know.I guess your parents havent made it abundantly clear though.Nintendo makes the least interesting, boring, low budget looking games you could imagine. They look like a 5 dollar project on steam youd pick up on sale
>>720786283He's our resident nintendo defender that got so mind broken at people criticizing his friend Nintendo he found some random dude online called Eric and constructed this entire fantasy world in which "Eric" is somehow botting this entire board with anti nintendo sentiment. What's funny is that actual Eric found out about it and posted here even saying he likes nintendo games and posted his switch, not really sure ehy some scizophrenic from /v/ latched onto him.
>>720786360no one cares about sloptubers spamming 7 ai videos a day crying about nintendo
>>720786490Good morning saar
>>720786309You are a glowie!The CIA wants us to stop playing Nintendo games because in the future, we will not be allowed to have fun.No, only Expedition 33, Intergalactic, and other Unreal Engine games are allowed.
>>720786460pretty sure the astronaut game is to blame there, not the famitsu threads.
>>720786360>Nearly every Nintendo focused channel is criticizing Nintendo now after the direct.i think the problem is mario galaxy collection.
>>720786475Yeah 6 million units worldwide is not a whole lot, they have to have entire warehouses full of these things. I think it's a combination of the fact that there's no games and that Nintendo is doing a lot of shady scummy shit like $80 games and trying copyright gameplay mechanics (you cant do that but ok)
>>720786360nintendo is doomed! finished! over!
Switch 2 is readily available in stock everywhere now.https://popfindr.com/If you don't believe me see for yourself if you're too much of a NEET to go to Target or Best Buy.
>>720786552>>720786695No I mean the actual channels that are usually more positive and aren't clickbaiting/ragebaiting. The $50 Air Ride amiibos where you need both for full functionality are really upsetting people that have a history of buying amiibos which are the real long term Nintendo fans because no one else cares about them.
>6 million units worldwide isn't not a whole lotThe coping is off the fucking charts and none of it comes from anyone who likes nintendo products.
>>720786643>6 million unit in the first 3 months is not a lotwtf
>>720786479So right leaning they added faggots and niggers to all their games, and made all their female characters girl bosses.
>>720786748no one cares about sloptubers
>>720773196no gaems
>>720781256Why the fuck are the gift cards always on top? Grandmas getting scammed?
>>720775125>>720774986zoomers don't understand sovl
>>720786643bro that's more than PS5 PS4 XBOX can sell in the same launch period.
>>720786695>nintendo is doomed! finished! over!ah the good ol' Nintendofag deflection. it's ironic because the argument is the nintendo is scamming their audience out of billions while the tendie cope is that they cannot go bankrupt because... they have billions.
>>720786490>He's our resident nintendo defender that got so mind broken at people criticizing his friend Nintendo he found some random dude online called Eric and constructed this entire fantasy world in which "Eric" is somehow botting this entire board with anti nintendo sentiment.This is false.A Brazilian-American CIA agent organized a Discord about 8 years ago, and has been terrorizing this board for the past 8 years, using the name and likeness of this guy named Eric, who gave valid criticisms towards Nintendo, as a mouthpiece for anti-Nintendo propaganda. At least two other people are involved. This is also speculation, but I believe it to be true.>What's funny is that actual Eric found out about it and posted here even saying he likes nintendo games and posted his switch, not really sure ehy some scizophrenic from /v/ latched onto him.This is correct.
>>720786801Well you're wrong because some of these videos are already at 200k+ views so a lot of people do care enough to watch them. Which means public perception will shift to parrot their opinions, so you'll see forum posts using their talking points and then people parroting those. That's how this always goes. It's very basic sociology, anon.
>>720782913whooooooopsies!
>>720786779It is a lot. Assuming of course they can continue that momentum which they couldn't because no one is buying them now. Gemini, curb stomp him.>nearly all of it was in Juneuhhh...
>>720786830This. I remember everyone complained about scalpers.
>>720786820money laundering operations
>>720786992Everyone ITT start calling this glowie out as a glowie who hates Nintendo.You guys can't just sit as this Brazilian glowie walks all over you.You are Nintendo fans, we are Nintendo fans.
>>720786620Also, you can't remove the context that THIS IS THE SWITCH 2'S FIRST DIRECT. This should've been how they excite people to keep sticking with the system to give it its longer term momentum. Instead they mostly focused on spinoffs and ports. How very WiiU.>>720786879>>720786767>>720786779PS5 sold just short of 8 million units in its first 4 months. Better pray Nintendo has an updated figure to share by then. The fact that we still have 6 million from the first month and still no updates since then doesn't bode well.>>720786957You know that going too far on the opposite end of an issue can also cause a problem? There's such a thing as "flooding the market". Remember the absolute dumptrucks of Animal Crossing Amiibo and Amiibo cards that ended up in dollar stores and Five Belows?
>>720773196>above MSRPhmmm wonder whhy
>>720787091>including NSO+EP, which is $25 off the normal valuedumbfuck
>>720787148NSO+EP is $50 a year? What the fuck I thought it was 20 lmao
>>720786890>switch 1 is still outselling the ps5 2-3 times over >n-n-n-no nintendo is finished this time for real two more weeks!!!
>>720787138Glowie!Stop being a glowie!You anti-Nintendo glowie!
>>720787187Nope. Base NSO is 20.
>>720786941lets compare that to its direction competitor where it sold a fraction of a fraction then never got any momentum
>>720787187Why would it be 20 when base NSO is 20? Stupid fuck.
>>720786941>6 million
>>720787187Okay Eric.
>>720787251I have some memes for you, Mr. anti-Nintendo glowie.
>>720787086shippedps5 SHIPPED that many nintendo tracks SALES
>>720773196I'm not paying $500 for a Mario machine. Also, no Mario Maker 3? Get fucked, Nintendo.
>>720787371nta but the ps5 was straight up sold out for almost 2 years, so many poor bastards had to buy a bundle that included horizon in it. shipped basically meant sales.
>>720787492Okay Eric.
>>720787518>coping this much
>>720787567that's how logic works. if something is sold out constantly then everything shipped is selling.
>>720787518It and the xbox series X was sold out because they suffered from big supply issues until a year or two after release due to the whole covid scare.
>>720787626>if you sell less you win ps5 has been and still is selling less than the ps4 was at every time in its lifecycle
>>720773196That’s a piece of cardboard. Does Costco really have the exact same amount of cardboard out as stock?
>>720787649yeah, covid destroyed the supply chain so ps5s were viewed as rare at the time which made people want them more. but because of that, basically everything shipped did sell. >>720787683bro i don't give a FUCK about your goalposts, i'm explaining to you how that shit works.
>>720787697Yes. That's at least how it works at mine.
>>720786932You think he survived that?
>>720787785>no ps5 shipped more so it won who cares if the switch 2 sold more in less time
wait until people find out that the physical galaxy collection is limited.
>>720787697>That’s a piece of cardboard.That's okay, Switch fans will still buy it! DOHOHOHOHO
>>720787874 https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/local-hubs/north-shropshire/market-drayton/2018/05/21/investigation-into-how-warehouse-worker-became-trapped-under-hundreds-of-blocks-of-cheese-is-drawing-to-a-close/https://www.hawkins.biz/insights/insight/warehouse-racking-collapses-cause-and-origin-investigation He survived
>>720787929if you wanna measure dicks go to a bath house, i'm only correcting the point you went full retard over. you were wrong, deal with it. go console war with other kids.
>>720787872I’ve worked in retail(including toys r us where they heavily used tickets to bring to the counter for stock) it wasn’t reflective of exactly how many were in stock. No one would waste their time autistically managing the tickets to ensure it’s correct.
>>720787958I will shove a piece of cardboard up your anus until you stop having Nintendo live in your head rent free
>>720788232ohhh tendie ragie
>>720788003>switch 2 sold more than PS5 when comparing both consoles timelines >multiple sources confirm this cope
>>720788291if there were sources you'd post them to own me :)
>>720788232That will never happen, its been ten years and the snoys are still mindbroken by nintendo
>>720788291>>720788337oh that being said, it still doesn't matter because all i'm talking about is shipped meaning sold there. that's it, i don't give a fuck about the actual numbers in either direction. if nintendo sold more, cool. but shipped = sold in this scenario.
>>720788337US launch sales 1 week vs an entire month
>>720788412keep coping shipped is not sales if it was sony would just say sales
>>720773196>it clearly sold a bunch through the dayWhy is brown nu-/v/ so against the switch 2? It's the only console worth owning, it will always be.
>>720788509switch 2 is another way out for the third party studios to escape from the sinking ship that is sony so the cultists are seething extra hard about nintendo doing well
>>720788509you are pretending that third party physical support hasn't been an absolute clown show.
>>720788421>>720788480you can't be this retarded, you little (you) fiend. shipped = sold when something was always sold out. no need to give me any more (you)s because this discussion is over. fucking circular retard logic lmao, get outta here.
>>720788712shipped is not sold learn english
>>720773196OP its fun to dunk on Nintendo but smashjt is fucking cringe
>>720774291the last time where nintendo wasn't a complete asshat was 3DS/Wii U era where NSO was 100% free.
>>720775764I haven’t had issues with Amazon in my area but OnTrac is the fucking worst. Thought someone kicked my door once but the guy legit thew the packsge.
>>720788819>shipped is not sold>learn englishnot him but in this case it is.
>>720788974>Wii UThe wii / wii U era was complete dogshit. NES/SNES/64/ time skip /switch / switch 2. Everything else was garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_0acOsc6l0nintendo is nickeling and dimming their fans so hard it's sad. yesterday's technology for tomorrows prices.
BABABABABA BOOM!!!!
>>720786854I remember toys r us had these.
>>720773196I have a Switch 1, won't be getting the Switch 2. Nintendo is dead
>>720785023ok I made this post >>720785023If you are an actual human being, ask yourself why the samefagging suddenly stopped
>>720789327Okay Eric.
>>720789236>tendies turn on nitendohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sODGYuC9qgoh no
Based Eric
>>720789236iirc then capcom actually announced RE9 on switch2
>>720789502game key card
>>720789770cheaper than other platforms
>>720789502Capcom told them they can have a shit port and Nintendo got on their knees and thanked them.
>>720789997Ok Eric.
>>720773196I still don't know what generated the hype in the first placeMario Kart World was out on release, but it's shit besides its OSTBananza is okish but it released almost 2 months afterAnd now more months of wait until Kirby/Metroid. I don't understand what generated the hype for such amount of sales
Writing a new title the next NintenDeen video. One word. I''l start. Nintendo
>>720773196NOOOOOOO! You ever think about how we're wasting our lives following this stuff?
>>720780228You are retarded.
>>720790197rocks!
>>720790786(You) are Eric.
>>720789502they did then square announced they're putting 7 remake on switch 2 to escape the barrierstation 5
>>720791008You are Eric too.
no console is worth more than $300
Eric here.Shitch 2 flopped. Diaperfags lost.
>>720791398God, how fucking much is the Switch 2 Lite going to be? You know it's still going to be fuckoff retarded.
>>720773806trvke
george cappacio is a pederast
>>720782191It's weird that you thought your post make sense.
>>720792027$500, please understand
>>720773196I don't want it
>>720792489So is the Smash Bros fandom but you guys are very comfortable with them contributing sales.
>>720781621Don't worry ps5 sales are gonna explode again when gta 6 comss out
>>720793103you voted for this btw
>>720794208I don't recall voting for Nintendo on any ballot.
>>720791398>but my PC is totally worth its $2000 GPU for 30 fps borderlands ok
>>720795392Yes. Borderlands was programmed incompetently.. Surely, as a Pokémon defender, you can understand the idea of a developer making bafflingly poorly-running games for the hardware it's on despite the graphics and gameplay complexity not warranting it whatsoever.
>>720784163that post was literally pathetic ragebait garbage lol
>>720790786>everythings fine goy
>>720790083Since covid loads of people quit their job to be streamers. Streamers have to bandwagon like fuck to stay relevant. End result you are bombarded by algorithm bait and it makes it seem far more hype worthy than it really was.
>>720774031They figure nintentoddlers are used to paying for cardboard anyway.
>>720773196Barely any games?
>>720773196lol
>>720798715>July figureslmao
>>720787086>Instead they mostly focused on spinoffs and ports. How very WiiU.They announced four Switch 2 exclusives at the Direct. Go and actually look how Wii U's lineup looked at this time (no games for 6 months)
>>720796665>Surely, as a Pokémon defender, youlmao the literal schizophrenia
>>720773806Or you could get a Series S, get a more powerful console for $150 cheaper with a better library and the dumb kid will never know you're not paying $80 for phoned in garbage each game
>>720798771The most recent figures, if you didn't know.The only other ones there are are from Japan and Switch 2 is selling 2x faster than Switch launch aligned (and 10x faster than PS5 lol)
>>720799179>with a better libraryAnon, this reeks of desperation...
>>720777997I voted for this
>>720786327Kids are now getting hooked on AI slop
>>720773806Lmao kids don’t play Nintendo retard
>>720776120The thing is Nintendo has Nintendoadults like Disney has Disneyadultsi dont see any kids playing the Switch 2 out there but ive sleen plenty 25+ people playingThey have marked a niche that will buy absolutely everything they shit out no matter how much they complainJust look at Disney, everybody hates the live action reboots of their movies yet every time a new one releases it smashes box officefor now Nintendo has nothing to worry about, but who knows how sustainable it is to rely on the same nostalgic millenials to be your core audience
>>720799732You know anon, saying it over and over and over again in multiple threads doesn't make it true.
>>720776674you are not a wagie, costco employees are the back bone of society
>>720785023You are being laughed at.Everyone is laughing at you.
My Switch 2 Dock randomly 'bricked' the other day. (light just flashes on and off, rapidly switches between charging and not charging the system)I sent it to Nintendo today, and how they proceed will determine whether or not I continue to support them.
>>720773806>Parents will buy the bundles for christmas>Kids love Mario kart
>>720773196>E-waste 4.00At least they know what the Switch is.
>switch 2 is sold out>ARTIFICIAL SCARCITY FOMO >switch 2 is in stock>NO ONE IS BUYING IT
>>720773806Bold of you assuming nowadays kids want consoles at all
>>720773806I'm not buying my kid this anti consumer bullshit
>>720791398translation: "I'm a broke neet and $300 is the most I can afford"
>>720799845this is my first time posting thisYou dont seem to be denying it
>>720800346>anti consumerjust say you're broke and your kid will hate you while parents who actually do something for their lives are making their kids happy with great new games
>>720800375translation you're a faggot trying to push an overpriced paper weight
>>720800421fuck you faggot. you can't trick me into buying this shit.
>>720791398>anon who probably spent 10,000 dollars on a PC
>>720800421you'll never be a woman, and Charlie Kirk was a hero
>>720773806Kids watch slop on their phones and play Roblox on their mom's laptop you fool
>>720774536my local best buy has cute young women working there. met my ex there actually.
>>720774783The Wii U was a good console with weak marketing. This is an unnecessary console with weak marketing. There is no reason to buy a Switch 2 unless your Switch 1 breaks.
>>720800541I'd rather buy another switch one. it has physical games and Nintendo can't brick it
>"mommy mommy! I want the 600 bucks tablet to play the nostalgic re release of this 2006 classic Mario™ game!"troonlenials actually believe this
>I can't afford it, and the whole world revolves around my poverty so surely no one else wants itmeanwhile in reality, the switch and switch 2 are not only successful, but they're the best and fastest selling consoles in history
>>720800472...for Israel!
>>720800472>you'll never be a womantrue, and thank god>Charlie Kirk was a heroalso truethe ones whining about nintendo are niggers and trannies, they're the broke subhumans who can't function like human beings and want anyone more successful than them dead
I get it, Sony is giga garbage and will probably still be in the worse position this entire generation because it has Anti-games, but can you PLEASE admit that Nintendo is dropping the ball hard right now and not delivering quality products. If not for me, do it for your own mental health and spiritual wellbeing.
>>720800579No, he wants it to play new games - Donkey Kong, Mario Kart, Kirby, Yoshi, Pokemon.I know that someone owning a system without any exclusives wouldn't understand.
>>720800650its really funny how tendies are sounding like PS3fags when the world was clowning on its price
>>720800656I'm wining about Nintendo because switch 2 is an anti consumer product. you don't even actually own it. it's Nintendos property
>>720800690kids these days dont care about outdated baby games locked to shit hardware
>>720800690>Donkey Kong, Mario Kart, Kirby, Yoshi, PokemonKids don't give a flying fuck about any of those when they aren't dragged into a Nintendo theme park to eat Nintendo food by their troonlenial parents.They want to go home and play Roblox.
>>720800709You never lived through the PS3 era did you?
>>720800779i did and it was filled with sonyfags calling everyone poorfags for rightfully calling out the consoles retarded price
>>720800709and just like the switch 2, the ps3 was a great dealfor it's time it was a steal to get a blue ray player on top of the console itself and ps2 hardware integrated for retrocompatibility in order to lower the price sony had to downgrade the console
Switch 2 exclusives:>Mario Kart World>Donkey Kong Bananza>Kirby Air Riders>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment>Drag x Drive>The Duskbloods>Bravely Default: Flying Fairy HD remaster>Fast Fusion>Splatoon Raiders>Metroid Prime 4 Switch 2 edition>Mario Tennis Fever>Yoshi and the Mysterious Book>Pokemon Pokopia>Fire Emblem Fortune's WeaveAnd more to be announced
>>720798715>new console sells the most Wow
>>720800679What quality products? Your subjective view (especially when you don't own one) doesn't equal reality.Switch 2 is great quality wise.It already has 6 exclusives I want to play + Prime 4 in 4K and Pokemon Z-A at 60fps.My only complaint are the prices.
>>720800858only the rare ps3 launch models supported backwards compatability
>>720800886>Flop>Flop>no one is spending $70 on this >no one is spending $70 on this >literally who >no one is going to get this on Switch 2 >Flop >Flop >no one is spending $70 on this >no one is spending $70 on this >no one is spending $70 on this >no one is spending $80 on this >no one is spending $70 on this
>>720800886none of those pretty much outside of the first two are even released yet.
>>720800759>>720800762Ok, I'm sure you know a lot of kids.
>>720778252You're right. In Poland I go to pay and the item is given to me by cashier.
>>720800887No other console sold more units in the first 2 months than Switch 2
>>720786327>let them only play 1-2 games everIs that even true? I assume it's that the kids don't work / aren't encouraged to work, yet also aren't given money to buy games, and the kids themselves have been absolutely whipped and beaten by the socio-cultural system of mediocrity to NEVER think outside the box, NEVER take a risk on anything, NEVER do anything unexpected and so they don't think or know how to pirate games.Obviously everything I just said only applies to first world kids.
>>720800810Not only that, it also had a shitty and slow OS that took up too much memory, launched with maybe five exclusives at most, multiplatform game ran worse on it due to a complete lack of any hardware documentation, and some even had overheating issues. The good party were that it was a good and cheap blu-ray player and that it had PS2 hardware inside of it for a near 100 percent emulation of various PS2 games.
>>720801002Irrelevant when the last generation was undersupplied and scalped to shit at launch.Nintendo overproduced to not have shortages, and there are at minimum two million corporate cultists worldwide that would immediately buy whatever the fuck Big N released with their name on it, even if it's an unnecessary upgrade. Let's see those legs.
>>720800903>Switch 2 is great quality wise.Lmfao my favorite part about the last direct was reading all the comments that were disappointed by it. People are finally catching on that Nintendo makes the same boring ass games and is truly for soi idiots
>>720800952I do. My girlfriend's brother is 13, perfect demographic for Nintendo, yet he asked his mom for parts for a computer to play Roblox and Nightreign. None of his classmates have consoles, they play on laptops or PCs.
>>720774031They are dehydrated. Just add water
>>720773806>mommy's face when she sees the cost of the console>starts twitching because she has 2 kids so will need to get an extra controller>passes out when she predicts how much upkeep it will be in buying games for it
>>720801020>launched with maybe five exclusives at most,Thats 4 more than what the Switch 2 launched with>multiplatform game ran worse on itlol
>>720780863It's beyond wishful thinking, every retard parent in the western world is buying 2-4 per year to electronically babysit little Timmy.
This threads a good example of why you should laugh harder at tendies
>>720801248>every retard parent in the western world is buying 2-4 per year to electronically babysit little Timmy.iPad and TikTok does the same for cheaper
>>720775416My co-workers brainrot kid talks nonstop about Mario and sonic
>>720801104>Y-yeah! They had the POTENTIAL to sell more but couldn't! Your hard numbers are irrelevant!Sorry, anon it's a fact. You don't produce this many units if you don't expect to sell them. That's how you end up with Wii U and retailers sending units back after 1 months because they aren't selling.>Let's see those legs.That's what you said when it broke records in the first 3 days.That's what you said when it was still breaking records after a month.And now you said it again when it's still breaking records after 2 months.
>>720801302I said Timmy, not Muhammad and Pablo.
>>720801168Right, because anonymous comments mean so much...
>>720773196Look how thin these packages are. These aren't switch 2
>>720775743link?
>horrible hardware>3 games total most of them being slop, some rereleases full price and multiplats are non existant>overpriced everything>modern nintendo concentration camp policies the thing is atrocious when you stop for a minute and think
>>720801216My nephew is 11. All of his classmates have Switches and beg their parents for Switch 2. What now? Do we keep exchanging anecdotes?
Behold!The anti-Nintendo author of this thread, OP!
>>720773196Those who wanted one have one. The rest of us don't want another underpowered console that struggles to play its own exclusives above 22fps.
>>720801428>multiplats are non existantYou're acting as if tendies care for gaming, they only care for what is in their walled garden
>>720801483At least it has exclusives.
>>720801378>if the internet is against the shit Nintendo is pulling, it doesnt count
>>720800393Sure it is anon, it's not like you're not the only one using phrases like Disney adults here.
>>720801552This is what baffles me when the switch 2 games that released are genuinely shitSwitch 1 had botw and mario odyssey, Switch 2 has dk bananza (which gets real boring after a couple of hours) and mario kart world (which everyone dubs inferior to mk8) If I was a tendie I'd be panicking because it's a good sign they've lost their touch. If I had a switch 2 it'd just be to play switch 1 games
>>720801605>If the people who never intended to buy Switch 2 are against Switch 2, it doesn't countYes.Are you now going to pretend you are a disgruntled Nintendo fan who loved Wii U, but got disillusioned with today's Nintendo due to their "anti-consumer" practices?
>>720773806LMAO
>>720801467>has to keep ''tabs'' on the posters he labeled as enemieswhat no games does to a mf
I bought one to play Donkey Kong Bananza. I enjoyed the game but there's nothing new coming up that I'm interested in. I was hoping that the Nintendo Direct was going to show a new mainline Mario or Zelda game. I really don't care about open-world Metroid or another Fire Emblem rehash.
>>720801770BotW was on Wii U. Odyssey didn't come out until 7 months after launch.Are you going to make shit up about games you've never played?>B-b-but other shitposters who didn't play the games said so, so it's the objective truth!Bananza is a masterpiece that keeps introducing new shit to do in every level.Mario Kart World is a great evolution of the formula.
Chill out guys new pokeman isn't evne out yet
>>720773806>kidsYou mean Nintendo Adults. The ones who didn't already buy one ASAP are saving up to buy one on Christmas.Kids today literally only care about playing Roblox, not even Fortnite anymore at this point, and even then they care even more about watching ecelebs play Roblox than actually playing anything themselves.
Here's another pro-Nintendo meme.
>>720801947That's the real bitch kicker, we're gonna see some substantial increase in console sales as soon as Gen 10 is announced February 27th next year. 2026 is Pokemon's 30th anniversary, it's literally inevitable.
>>720802060And before that, we will have 3D Mario announced.Unless Nintendo wants to reveal it 3 months before a June release like they did with Bananza.Maybe they would launch a new 3D Mario bundled with the Galaxy Movie Blu-ray?
>>720773806Kids don't want a Switch
>>720773196no gaymes, people waiting for the new pokemon/mario/zelda
It's pointless to buy this console when the Steam Deck exists.
Hey, OP, please stop posting gay NSFW to the catalog.That's not cool.This is the Video Games board.
>>720802332They do.
>>720802389>buying a Steam Deck now when you could save up for the Steam Deck 2 in 2028
>>720802389$699 well spent.
>>720802473>buying a steam deck 2 when you can get save up for the steam deck 3 in 2030lol
It died fairly quickly. It went strong for about 4-6 weeks and then it weakened. The store I work at was having trouble keeping them in stock, but now? Now we have at least 12-13 units and when I checked we last sold one about 12 days ago. We're lucky to be selling one per week if not one per every two weeks. That's 2-4 units a month at that rate. I imagine what happened is that everyone that wanted one badly already got one. You can easily get one now if you wanted to do so. I also somewhat agree with that other anon about Christmas/holidays. The sales will pick up closer to Christmas I imagine, but that's just tech gifts in general. Apple products, video games, tablets, computers, etc.
>>720802483switch>less details>uses more power>shit latency screendeck>more details>power capped to show how much """better""" the switch 2 is >goat screennice meme
>>720802495So where's your proof the Deck 3 even exists yet, and that it's going to release a mere two years after the projected release date for Deck 2, ESL-kun?
>>720802483yes>Tendies will pay 500$+120$ limited release and not even get Widescreen
>>720802610if I ever find out where you live, I will report you to the FBI
Nigtendo should consider actually making a good console for once in their sad pathetic lives. Little piece of shit toy console. Where's the graphics? How the fuck are you even supposed to enjoy games (which don't exist) on a tablet screen that looks like shit
>>720802417Proof?
>>720802046>post switch 2>everyone wants to kill the guy and advocates for violenceHey i've seen this before
>>720802530Deck runs at the lowest settings available. Stop being a sore loser
>>720802894Where?
>>720802771
>>720802771>LEAVE THE POOR MULTIBILLION CORPORATION ALONE, YOUR PIRACY IS COSTING THEM LITERAL SEPTILLIONS OF DOLLARS
>>720785657>>7207856572001 was worth the wait
>>720802972that politician that got killed... no.. not that one the new one , no that was a CEO the other guy.
>>720802869>Nintendo should consider actually making a good console for once in their sad pathetic lives. Little piece of s**t toy console. Where's the graphics? How the f**k are you even supposed to enjoy games (which don't exist) on a tablet screen that looks like s**t
>>720773806You're out of touch
>>720802964>Deck runs at the lowest settings availableAnd they made even lower settings possible for Switch. Don't you see that 90% of NPCs are missing in the Switch footage
>>720774291>we're in a transition period.I'm sure you are
>macaco thread-47 karma to SonyStop samefagging macaco
>>720782681That is not how that works you raging newfag. That would make every post containing the word “Eric” to come back. Such as if I mentioned Tim and Eric’s awesome show. This post will now be added to the list
>>720774335>Kids still enjoy new games.Well she'll LOVE the switch 2 then
>>720800886SWITCH 1 exclusives:*cricketsEverything is playable on emulators on pc. Tick tock tendie
>>720773981Bonanza looks awful. I honestly cant believe it is done by the odyssey team. They mustve fired all the odyssey artists or moved them to another project.
