Short and massive breasts.

>>720773632
Extra-skinny sticc with freakishly enormous breasts.

>>720773632
Always both same time

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>>720773632
Petite and flat, but shortstack cuties are fine too.

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how did they manage to make a cast of souls characters who don't hate each other or are not manipulating each other for their own gain?

>>720773632
One of each, please.

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>>720773632
Short and thicc
Shortstacks, lolis like Kanna, etc they're all pure boner fuel

>>720773632
one of each, please and thanks. i love women so much it's unreal.

both taking turns sitting on my face

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I like leggy and busty

>>720773632
Whichever one has dark skin.

>>720775053
>No Ironeye because everyone fucking hates that faggot edgelord Am*rican
>no Revenant because she's busy becoming pregnant in my bed

based

>>720773632
Curvy petite. Best of both

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>>720773632
S E X O with dark sking women...

>>720773632
AH! Stop, /v/. My cock feels like it's been cut in half right from the tip to base.

>>720774042
i need a figure like this

>>720773632
depends. in this case right because i like pale girls

>>720777826
I like that she's black. Like BLACK black and not brown black. Much like how I like white girls but I mean literally white

>>720773632
A doll or a real woman, man what a hard choice.

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flat + wide hips + thick thighs + nice ass doko

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>>720777826
Dark witches need to hide in the woods from the young men that are their natural predators

>>720774978
FLOP FLOP FLOP FOP EOS EOS EOS

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>>720778647
for me, it's the Sorceress outfit alt.

>>720774042
>>720781568
What? Gemini is uncensored?

>>720773632
Left as my mistress
Right as my wife

>>720777498
kinda funny how people will look at this and think "that's so silly it isn't even hot", not reflecting over the fact that the current ideal will look just as absurd 20 years from now

>>720773632
yes

I like women of all varieties. Plump asses, normal asses, and cute tight ones. Big tits, normal tits, and cute little moquito bites. I want to fuck.

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I now believe all races are equal

>>720781813
robots love titties, simple as. if you get too spicy jewgle will still shut you down.

>>720775053
they all have a common purpose and no immediate incentive to attack eachother or even think poorly of eachother (ACTUAL SPOILERS) revenant more tolerates the others than likes them and guardian can explicitly choose to not forgive recluse for her role in the stripping of flight from the pinionfolk

>>720777498
>SEX WOMAN
Hell yeah

>>720782104
Shame nightfolk don't exist in real life.

>>720777575
>No Ironeye or rev because they're having freaky doll sex in anon's bed while he's jobbing to stinky goat

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>bird main, use bird on every boss and every Everdark even though it is abject suffering vs goat
>Deep mode
>Get regularly queue dodged on picking bird
>The only stat that matters is damage output, inevitably fall behind over the course of the 2 days because I slow down the whole team
>Have yet to win a single Deep attempt after something like 7 tries, have a whopping 0 XP to tier 2 to show for it
:^(
I wonder if FROM can see that bird objectively causes matches to lose

>>720783432
I switch between revenant, recluse and ironeye. The first two because they turn me on and ironeye when I want to play seriously. Time to switch to another main

>>720783867
But anon, when I say bird main I mean it. I have like 150 games played on bird, 0 on any other character.
For two reasons-
>Muh greatshield
And
>If I'm only using one character it means in theory I can actually get good Relics for them if it means I can throw every single other relic into the wood chipper
The second part has not happened.

>>720783432
stop playing fucking chicken
he doesn't fit the design of the game and adds nothing to the team
the best you can do as a bird player is to disconnect so the scale switches to duo mode

>>720777498
That looks fucking awful. Go play Blade and Soul if you want to see what good leggy and busty looks like

>>720773632
Am more of a Duchess kind of guy, total PAWG breeding.
And no, I'm not Wylder.

>>720783432
I got a guardian team mate in a depth 4 ED libra team with no legendaries
suffice to say we lost

>>720787747
ED libra is supposedly nerfed and I have still never won a single fight against him. He showed up again in my first depth 2 game and kicked my ass. I don't even know what I'm doing wrong. I'm not the first one to die but I'm not sure how to kill the clones fast enough before we all get overwhelmed. Playing wylder