Do you enjoy Vidya romance? What's your favorite?
i once fucked a bitch high on rakghoul cum
Vidya romances are for lonely incels.
>>720774541>incelsGo back
>>720774374>What's your favorite?The one that's written as a part of the story and is very important for it.
>>720774374Tali is forever the gold standard of vidya romances. I have always wanted to play DA for Morrigan but I just hate that game it's not for me.
>>720774374I really only enjoy them if it's with an evil woman
>>720774851>Mass Effect romances>gold standard for anythingI like the characters but the romances are literally just pressing the paragon option twice or thrice and then having sex right before the final dungeon. ME is the reason why so many people dismiss romances as >click correct dialogue option>unlock sex scene
>>720774374I really liked Sheena from Tales of Symphonia.
>>720774374RPG romances should prioritize branching romance stories instead of just making it a game of picking the right dialogue choices. Your actions should effect what type of person your romantic interest becomes and what type of relationship your character has with them.
>>720774851I love Tali but that other guy is right. Nothing in Mass Effect should be considered a gold standard for anything.
>>720775119>choose the right dialogue options for romance that is literally every game with romance options
>>720775289not sure what you meansure you could have branching paths depending on various flags and stats, but i don't think you can really get away from the glorified quiz system until we have full natural language interfaces with genuine ai npcs
>>720776316You get what I mean, none of them are as blatant as ME's "always pick the paragon option bro"
>>720774374Goddamn, look at those witch honkers.
>>720777284Pregnancy will do that to you
>>720774374>Asks to have your kid and WON’T come looking for child supportLiterally every man’s dream
>>720777951>every man’s dreamTHIS is every man's dream
>>720774374DROOPA
>>720774541>can't get it irl>not even allowed to have any scraps via vidya gaemsNo wonder the demographic collapse is closing in fast. Won't be any slaves left for the techno feudalism era with an attitude like that desu.
>>720774374I don't particularly like them. Accessibility for blank slate player characters turns most of them into "click to be wanted" sims instead of anything with a romantic vibe. It's probably an issue with player choice.I beat BG3 recently and I thought the drow romance turned out well. I didn't particularly like her but the evil ending created an unintended character arc that I thought worked well.>>720778050>warden's son is voiced by claudia black's actual son>allegedly never comes up in veilguard because black had a 50 year old feminist moment and cut her family off to find herselfSad if true
>>720774541And I will write my vidya romance to make other lonely incels like me happy, even just for however long it takes them to play it.
>>720779262>had a 50 year old feminist moment and cut her family off to find herselfIt's not the first time I've seen this and I have yet to find a source
>>720774563that word was popularized on 4chan tho
>>720774851>space gypsyGrossI always made sure she and the bald chick died at the end of the 2nd game
I post this in every thread that brings the subject up but no one can explain it. I don't understand who romance in western games is supposed to appeal to. the heroines are ugly and unappealing. the "romance" is basically them acting like cunts at all times, talking about their exes, and then asking you to do shit for them before they finally have sex with you. I completely understand why it's like this, but who the fuck is actually enjoying it? I can't believe that it's the same people that play fatlus games and jack off to xenoblade porn. is this one of those normie things where people pretend to be into something ironically? or is it people who don't realize how shit it is because they hate anime and refuse to play games with better romance? do people like that still exist?
>>720779803>acting like cunts at all times, talking about their exes, and then asking you to do shit for them before they finally have sex with youName... one example. Even I can name one, so ez mode.
>>720779803>the "romance" is basically them acting like cunts at all times, talking about their exesIt's probably because this barely happens, or when it does happen (like Morrigan in the OP, who is indeed a cunt) the appeal is fixing them with your dick
>>720779262>>720779419Huh? She got the kids in the divorce, so how did she cut her family off?
>tfw Volcel laughing at Incels
>>720779972Morrigan will only talk about fucking other dudes if you max out her non romance relationship. Techically doesn't count.
>>720774541you're extremely new to gaming and this website. The Bioware Beasts™ that widely popularized a fairly niche feature in CRPGs of yore are neither incels nor male.Go back.
>>720779791Fag
>>720774374>What's your favorite?porn game romance and porn
camellia
>>720779914viconia, basically every owlkek female>>720779972I don't want to fix them, I don't even want to interact with them at all. I kicked morrigan out of the party at the first opportunity and replaced her with the dog.
>>720780641>Cuck romanceGrim
>>720780661What do I care what you do? You asked for the appeal, I explained it
>>720776387Most are, when has choosing the ''bad option'' ever had you still inmate a romance. If you mean there arent as many dialogue options as others than sure
>>720780851ok I guess I'll just file away "people into wrpg romances" with "people into girls with lots of tattoos." it sort of makes sense.
>>720780661>basically every owlkek femaleThey'll get even worse I bet.
>>720781082And you can also pretend that romances like Tali don't exist I guess
>>720774541>tfw I wouldn't be an incel if my parents didn't stupidly have me circumcised >tfw I live in a country where circumcision amongst White Gentiles like myself and I don't have my foreskinyou couldn't even let me have my vidya romances, you fucking piece of shit
>>720779791Utterly tasteless.
>>720781340RT literally had your own personal servant as a DLC lil bro
>>720774374I enjoy romance but not in vidya, I've heard great things about Disgaea 2 though
>>720781404>where circumcision DOESN'T existjfc this shit gets me so heated I make simple grammatical mistakesdeath to Israel
>>720774374
how would you improve romance systems?dialogue choices and gifts making a meter go up always felt like an awful compromise since you still need lots of different dialogue for different affection levels, but are still stuck with a pretty linear romance
>>720781404Nigga, think through this logically.If you never had sex NO WOMAN knows what your peanus looks like, how is your lack of foreskin to blame if IT HAS NEVER BEEN A DECIDING FACTOR IN THE FIRST PLACE?Unless you actually got to that point and the girl rejected you entirely on the basis of your dick skin, I guess, and that is indeed pretty rough. Regardless, my condolences.
>>720781914they can smell it
>>720781968Then wash your dick, dummy. With goy-scented soap.
>>720780063She talks about, "laying with men" during the romance too, though it's in the context of, "but you're different because I feel these lovey-dovey feelings." I hate to sound like a white knight but the character's virginity should not matter if they're written well. Morrigan was a rancid slut before meeting (you) but her romance is still a gold standard due to how much she falls for you.
>>720781780I believe Tokimeki Memorial had a part in that, but it's not a game that takes romance seriously and you can kind of consider it more of a game of managing time, and sadly the games that were inspired by it just copied it and tried to make it seriousGood romance has to be part of the story, via a route or something, but "choose your waifu" will never work, too much to juggle, there has to be a focusThe game can have different routes, but not for different girls, but for the actual story, for example, route A, B and C but only in route B there's romance and you can't choose the girl, or don't do routes at all and just make a game with romance baked in where you can't choose the girl or maybe choose between two, what I'm trying to say is that it needs to be focused and not choose between 10 different girls
>>720782278She doesn't mention it, only in banter with Leliana. Not like it matters because only a retard would assume that she's a virgin
>>720781914statistically speaking, white men in my country don't have their dicks jewed like americans doit is fucking OVER for me
My favorite love story from any vidya
>>720774374Merril was cute even if Dragon Age 2 was shit>>720781404I make fun of circumcised people a lot (especially Americans) but I really do feel sympathy for you. Nobody deserves to have bits taken from them against their will.>>720781914Everyone's a bit anxious about if someone will think their genitals look weird at first. Not to pile on his insecurities but his really will look weird in his country.
>>720781770More games should have hag romances
>>720774541that's me
>>720782507NTRman's art looks horrendous I don't know why he's so popular
I love my robot waifu
>>720774374More romances should have pregnancy endings
I took the frogpill a year ago and I've never looked back.
>>720783078There's two kinds of NTR consumer: the porn addict and the insecure. Neither are picky.
>>720774374The only redeeming part of the whole game is her story and romance.
I like jrpg soft romance because it reminds me of what i had
>>720783229>uses mod to make her prettier>still looks ugly
>>720782503I get that, your dick will look weird, but if you never used it how in the hell is that the one thing to blame, man? That's putting the cart before the horses, or the putting the foreskin before the bitches in this case.>>720782786I mean, yeah. But realistically that only factors into consideration once he's naked in front of a woman, he's not gonna approach a girl with his uncut dick flopping around.
>>720779262we need to go faster
>>720783331What did you have?
>>720783389The face isn't modded. Here's a shot from vanilla. I think she's cute.
>>720783403>But realisticallyBut realistically confidence comes first. It doesn't really matter but anxiety rarely makes sense like that.
>>720783283It's definitely not great, but nobody really does stories the way he does. Or at least at the time. He's definitely fallen off as of late.
>>720774374Nothing can go wrong with romance, even if it's shit or you don't like it, you're not forced to do them, they're always optional
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>>720782959indeed
>>720774374A lot of them are terrible unless the game forces a choice onto you and the MC isn't a blank slate self insert. Otherwise it's this:>pick one character>pick the correct option that gives you good boy points with said character>do one quest, it leads to a confession scene into a sex scene/kiss scene>now you can spend the rest of the game with your romanced companion, with zero difference in any dialogue, zero influence on anything in the game, and the companion acts the exact same in every cutscene and interaction you have with them as if you've never romanced them>get one pity mention of the romance during the ending if at allI'm still waiting to see if any game can do an actual proper romance system
>>720784715yeah it sucks, but i'm not sure how you could improve things without creating a massive amount of workromance/affinity as a game component is honestly pretty weird, in that it's usually expected to be a meter that just goes upthere's no real tension, risk/reward tradeoff, and often no failure stateit's basically just a glorified system to unlock optional cutscenes, dialogues, or an epilogue
>>720782463wasn't she a witch living in the swamp with her mother? why wouldn't she be a virgin?
>>720774851This
>>720785586Because they weren't isolationists and actually interacted with people outside of the wilds
>>720779327>And I will write my vidya romance to make other lonely incels like me happy, even just for however long it takes them to play it.lmao, nobody is gonna play your stupid game, faggot
>>720774374Only if it's well written. Like Tidus and Yuna
>>720774541i hate it, it reminds me i failed at it irl.vidya romances are for average people.it's just wasted time that could had used to put more locations and lore.i don't even touch it if a game has it, specially now with all the gay shit they put on it.
>>720786227>it reminds me i failed at it irlDon't feel bad. Someone had to be the pig infested with maggots. It's just blind luck and you happened to be the guy who got the bad straw. When you stop feeling sorry for yourself it doesn't hurt so much, like you've empathy directed inward that can be turned off.
>>720787018Nah, bro, he was born in the wrong era. If he grew up in the 1950s, he'd have a wife, just like everyone else did back then.
>>720787536No, our time has made things worse but it's not like it's a new problem. There's always been monks and beggars. Most of the men in monasteries would die alone outside and the ones on the street were no better. That's just life. Not to say he should give up, just that he should accept his position in life.
>>720785982I'll play his game, fag
>>720774374She looks like she enjoys getting her asshole fucked hard.
>>720778447>Won't be any slaves left for the techno feudalism eraThats what the infinite indian immigration is for.
>>720774374She fucks her son
she looks like she cares for the warden
>>720781404>be me: circumcised>never had issue dating or getting laidGirls unironically don't give a fuck about this. By letting this shit eat at your self-esteem, you're basically letting other dudes get one over you.
>>720774374I don't know how can you find someone like Morrigan attractive, knowing the fact that she took countless dicks before you. She most likely doesn't feel anything for you and would sell herself even behind your back.When I played DAO I remember falling for goth mommy meme and wanted to do romance path, until I learning that bitch along her whore mother would gladly take one between their legs for money and loved dragging men into their house. Then I kicked out her out of party asap and never looked back.
>>720792331correction: they didn't care for the money
>>720793417Maybe. They probably ate them, since Morrigan and her mom are always borderline feral and live in bumfuck nowhere.
>>720793663ENOUGH WITH THE CHANTRY PROPAGANDA REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>720793889Kill yourself, Morrigan. You're shit tier waifu. May you and all your simps die from STDs.
>>720786227 I get where you're coming from, but it's not really about "winning" at romance irl. Vidya romances can be cathartic or just fun worldbuilding. They're not always meant to reflect real life, just add flavor to the story. If it ain't your thing, fair enough, but some of us like a little emotional investment between the sidequests and monster grinding.
>>720774851Tali appeals to the innate male desire to be in a relationship with a girl who had a crush on him first.
I just think a love story is part of a good adventure, and since RPGs are supposed to be about you and your choices/playstyle, I totally welcome all sorts of waifus.Bonus points if I can get real generic and rescue a damsel from a tower by slaying a dragon kek
>>720774374How does one score a woman like this? Inb4 just be yourself (the chosen one)
>>720796361lower your standards/expectations, swallow your pridego to places you'd NEVER EVER go otherwise
>>720783312check out her model in virtamate made by jackaroo it's 1:1experiencing her in VR made my dick titanium
>>720774541Don't care dating sims are my favorite genre. Too bad the west makes nothing but ironic sims
Witcher is the closest we ever got to a proper Meet 'n Fuck game
>>720796881ocean cruise and the space one were the best MnF games
>>720796970dangerously basedfor me it was the detective one
>>720774851>Thieving gypsy who can't be romanced until the second game>gold standard
>>720796970Starmission my beloved
>>720774541that's literally me thoughever
>>720774374>Do you enjoy Vidya romance?Maybe. I know it's not real thing but it feels satisfying to get *there* unlike real life.>What's your favorite?With Ivy in Fire Emblem Engage and Naoto in Persona 4 Golden. >>720774541Even real thing sucks desu. None of my dates in past were satisfying beause most women I've seen would be extremely entitled and act vile, and ones that are nice and seem like the types I really would like spending my time with are either too old and busted, out of reach, or are all taken.
>>720774374>and gamers wonder why they don't use the same outfits from the old gamesbecause it looks like porn
>>720799294that was one of the selling points of the original game though
>>720799294Vulgar clothing was what sold Dragon Age and why Morrigan appeared on cover and why was liked a lot.
>>720796881>>720796970>>720797103Despite the fact these were just CG's ripped from VN's, these had more soul then 90% of h-games now, and all the later handdrawn games the dev somehow still churns out. remember anon's you gotta start with the elbow/knee in real life too
>>720798480you lose when you stop trying.
>>720774374I am a big sucker for them, to the point where if you can't get some sort of wife the game has to be really good to get me to play, but I will try any game with romance that isnt some vn or porn.
>>720800619what's the shittiest game you gave a try because of cute girl
>>720774541Femcels do not exist yet female romance novels are extremely popular
heh
>>720774374I kinda do I guess, though I don't have a favorite off the top of my head.
>>720800929I don't understand men who prefer ass over boobs
>>720774374Not that often but when I find the one I like, it hits me like an ocean. I mainly like the unconventional ones where both boy and girl feel like they are their own individuals and develop their bond slowly through both harsh and sweet moments instead of being a cliché couple from the start. Dot Hack GU is probably my favorite. The way the relationship between Haseo and Atoli changes throughout the game is great. They complete each other narratively and thematically
>>720774541I think they just suck because you can't fail them, it's a guarantee you get some awful softcore cutscene (that is garbage compared to any NSFW blender animation) if you talk to some character enough and do couple quests
>>720774374Games need more fucking. You see that sexy NPC? You can turn her into your concubine.That sort of thing.
>>720802550a girl with small tits and a nice ass is much better than a girl with large tits and no assthis is irrefutable
>>720774541Violent games are for mass shooters and murderers
>>720774374I only enjoy non-westoid shit
>>720774374I love the concept and crave for it but always hate the execution because people who make games have a warped understanding of romance
>>720800782>Femcels do not exist>Implying
>>720774541TRUTH NUKE
>>720780641>this insane sperg reveals her obsession with killing in chapter 3 to my angel>Solar Chain her on the spot then coup de grace the bitch
>>720779262Most of that Claudia Black story was bs I think but not that it matters, Kieran would not have shown up anyway because Veilguard does its best to avoid everything from previous games. But it's for the best. They have done enough damage as it is.
>>720782507Didn't this guy get depression and almost kill himself? NTR just promotes the best mindset, just like chopping your weiner off.
Morrigan love
>>720778050>retconning my son out of existenceSo glad I didn’t buy failguard.
Post more sexy Morri
>>720774374Morrigan and Visas Marr
>>720774541I wish vidya romances were indeed made to appeal to incels. But even that is no longer the case.
>>720779262>>720807538>Australian>jewish feminist>cuts off her family to find herselfI knew that Aussie women are trash tier, but holy fuck
>>720810912do you believe everything you read on the internet?
>>720811257Shut up, roastie. Nobody likes sloppy seconds.
>>720774374For me, it's Chee.
>>720774374Kieran is a lucky boy!
>>720811942kill yourself
>>720811942Not into porn fanfics, but yes, he is pretty lucky to have mom like Morrigan.
>>720792331Morrigan literally is still loyal to you a decade after DAO
>>720811942Yup, she's absolutely mom ntr material
>>720814737>mom ntrConsider suicide
>>720810912>Persona image>retarded postEvery time
>>720814824Cope more, Aussie hag
