>[+25HP]
-25 HP
>>720778640Hope that's deboned because otherwise that would be highly inconvenient
>Eat Item>HEART BURN!!
>>720779402Wtf Ive never eaten a chicken burger with bones in it
>>720778640That's at least +50HP
>restores you to full health>+25 HP for a limited time
>>720779565>chicken burger
>>720779950>"I gotta quit smokin this crap..."
>>720780023it's between burger buns ergo it is a burgerdeal with it yank
>>720779402Not a single image on google showing a burger with the fucking bone still in it...
ENTER
>>720780109No, its a chicken sandwich
>>720779950>This can't be good for me, but I feel GREAT
>>720778817>playing VoTV>find a pack of ciggies>start smoking>doing my best impression of Mac from the thing>reach peak /comfy/ as I operate my SETI satellite array hunting for ayy lmaos>doing hash codes at 4am with the anti-breather lurking around is atmospheric as fuck>screen starts getting this shitty dark filter>randomly drop dead>died to cancer>you can disable the cancer damage but not the shitty screen filter from smokiingatleast let me toggle the stupid filter so I can keep smoking instead of wasting fuck tons of points on anti-cancer meds
>>720779402>
What stats or effects does this give/do?
>>720779950
>+500 health>+20 Holy damage
>>720780867+1 Wis for 24 hours but only if you solve it before eating.
>>720780867Meat Cube Yugioh Spell Card - Roll a six sided dice and apply the effect:>1 or 2: Target 1 monster on the field and destroy it>3 or 4: Target 1 spell/trap card on the field and banish it>5: Target 1 card in either player's graveyard and add it to your hand>6: Destroy all cards on the field
>>720780109Burgers are sandwiches. That's a chicken sandwich.
>>720778640>+3% to die from a heart attack>+5 Morale>-3 Hygiene
>>720778817No it's -1 HP but on a constant basis
>>720779950>works cited
>>720778640I don't even see the point, it looks like it would be better without that shit all over it.
>>720780867>40 NutCubes are for the conscripts. Slaves will eat boiled foul meat farmed from fishmen and the legs of the fallen who have been left to the gutters.
>>720780023>>720780219>>720781604OP pic is a chicken burger. This is a chicken sandwich.
>>720779565>not getting your raw calcium intake from a mouthful of bone shards and fried marrowNgmi
+25 MP
>>720780867>>720781154>>720781409>>720781863What will you purchase, traveller?
>>720782420>contains 0% fruit juice>corn syrup>artificial flavorsThis would be a joke item that if you didn't read the description, would deal -25 MP damage
>>720782650I'd love to try salmon or venison one of these days. I reckon the later would do well in a pie minus the mouthful of chronic wasting disease.
What kind of boost would this foreign procedure induce?
>>720782650>cabbage twice?
>>720780201>your breasts are safe in the voiduntil something lurking in the dark between notices your tiddies dangling free in the black and begins to examine these strange new things vigorously with curious tendrils and suckersand then imagine after all of that, after you finally pull them off your tits are now inexplicably much, MUCH larger than they were when you put the bra on due to this void creature's meddlingeither this or the unscrupulous wizard has also enchanted the bra to detect when you are asleep and shift the void space to his own personal 'portal brothel' where he sells access to the tits of all the adventurers he sold one of these bras of holding to
>>720782043retarded and gayjust die already
>choose your weapon
>>720780201>your breasts are safe in the voidNot for long
>>720779950>>720780262Yeah that's just Postal 2.
>+5HP>3 uses (cannot be used while in combat)
>healing items are race-dependant
>recovery item side effect: revives memory of past romance
>>720780747>when they say something so hoondiga that you just gotta hit them with that ogabooga stare
>>720778893So many unfaithful whores out there. Just kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.
>party members all have their own personal tastes for food and don’t recover as much if they eat something they dislike
>>720783734>party member can die instantly from an allergic reaction
>smokes "Healing Pipe">This can't be good for me but I feel great!>I don't feel so good...>I feel like shit!>Ugh! Health Pipe my ass, this stuff is addictive!Probably the most realistic health boost item ever depicted in a video game, 25 extra points of health but you're forced to smoke them regularily
>>720782043That's a chicken salad sandwich.
>*siiip* Ahhh+50MP
Are pranks allowed in the dungeon?
+75HP, -100MP, -3 AGI, -3 CHA (1 hour)
>>720784905Id love to see what that looks like rotten...
>>720784956exactly the same
>>720784905>shakira birthing a can of whole chicken during a live performance.webm
>>720778640yummy
>>720782650>Chunks from Starfield
>>720778640That look disgusting. it's all chicken and cheese sauce. And it's too big for your mouth so you either have to "deconstruct' the burger or eat your "burger" with uneven ratio.Might as well just remove the bun because you won't be able to taste it at all with all those shit inside that poor excuse of a burger.
Can’t believe people eat some of this sloppa
>>720778817On my payday I'm gonna buy a carton of American Spirit.
>>720785703>too big for your mouthhonestly the worst thing that these heathens keep falling for, how the fuck are you supposed to eat this shit
Explain its effects
>>720785228???
>>720778640>+25HP>+5 Gold
-int+cha
>>720786036>not getting your rat sandwich pre-looted to save on key pressesI prefer HOTBAR food (as advertised) not fucking MENU food. I have menu food at home.
>>720783548Wypepo don't season they chicken
>>720785228I remember that
>>720778893Every woman who goes to clubs like that is a filthy whoreEvery single one
>>7207826503 cauliflower3 apple
>>720780201Beware the Void Motorboater
>>720787575>30% chance to get a 25% reductionI like those odds.
>>720783003decent fanfic
>>720780023Well how else would you describe the OP image?
If a sandwich doesn't fit in the average(6ft tall) man's mouth, it's bad design.
>>720786548Americans don't because they're uncivilized. Even fucking Albanian retards know about seasoning and use it properly to make the food taste like anything but cardboard. I don't know why Angloids get mad when their food is universally regarded garbage.Imagine being more braindead retarded than an Analbanian or Serbitch.
>>720788103ah, I get it. It's the same rule you follow for cocks.
>>720788206retard
Can anons handle the Ancient Grilled Cheese?
>>720788239Says the uncivilized, retarded, niggeresque westoid Angloid subhuman. Look in the mirror if you want a retard. Jebao sam ti glupu majku.
>>720788103>6 ft tall>averageAnon, don’t.
>>720788413retard (with more buzzwords)
>>720780201>buy bra of holding from vendor>leave store>feel something funny between breasts>see man leaving store wearing underwear of holding
>>720788474Like I said, you are a retarded westoid. Your opinion literally doesn't matter. I hope you get raped by Turks for the rest of eternity.
>>720786036>-1 CHA
>>720788558>the seething brown retard said, on an American website, thinking of Americans all day long as he was wont to do (he will have to look up that word)retard
>>720788618>Jugoslavs>brownAmerican education moment. Don't you have a school shooting to either initiate or to be an unwilling participant in , Pablo?
>>720788728>"what you say doesn't matter boo hoo hoo", the retarded brownoid said, seething and shitting himself in rage as he replied for the 23rh timeretard
>>720788774Nigger, my country is not only whiter than yours, but it literally always has been since you've had negros and squaws in your third world hovel of a nation since the very beginning. That's even before counting all the racemixing your ilk tends to do, like the degenerate lummoxes you are. If anyone is brown, it's you Amerimutt.
>>720778640Bro please the heart attack grill is down the road from me and I'm on a cut, don't do this to me.
>>720788935>brownoid wall of text and screeching about other brown desert faggots I don't give a fuck aboutdon't care lolretard
>>720778640>game has holiday related food items on certain days
>>720789025Okay, Pablo Escobar Gonzalez Concepcion Guadalajara. Whatever floats your boat.
>>720786003dinner is ready, anon
>>720789085retard
Jesas, can you two niggers go be brown in some other thread?
>>720789204who is Jesas?
>>720788935Retard
>>720778640Do amerifats really?
Technically, eating massive amounts of foods adds more hit points since it increases your volume and mass.
>eat red barrel>it explodes >eat yellow barrel>it explores>eat blue barrel>it implores>eat green barrel>it implies
>>720779950>uses it 500 times>you get a permanent debuff>+2% to cancer chance
>>720791034>punch anon in dick>he moans
>>720778817but it also stabilizes your aim
>>720778817+dex+chr+lets you see lasers
>>720783243a few of these look like they're all bark and no bite
>>720791414>debuff>awfull smell that you cant smell yourself>-4 chr
>>720779950it also gives you a permanent INT buff in microdoses
>>720778817what's the benefit then?
