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What is the bidet of metroidvanias
why yes I do wipe my ass with both of them
When you wipe your ass, do you check the paper each time before throwing it away or do you just wing it?
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>>720779295Don't forget to sniff for irregularities
>>720779075>sideways>no holder
>>720779340why are you still up, grandpa?
Name the game
>>720779340Art
>>720779468Also silksong
>>720779468If you don't like this you have a skill issue
>>720779397found the pirate>>720779526kek
>>720779468>painful and inconvenient for no fckin reasonany game with a difficulty modespecially those Mario ones
>>720779075Name the game
>>720779075Freddy vs Roach
>>720779075>he can't use toilet paper the wrong waygit gud faggot its not that hard to use that way
What is the designated shitting street of video games
>>720779992femboy futa house
>>720780450/v/
>>720779992Name the game
I have never once in my life bothered checking which way the roll is going on. It makes no difference, and if I discovered that one of my friends consciously puts the toilet roll on a certain way I would find that very strange.
>>720779075>Pantheon 5
>>720780731>base Silksong difficulty
>>720779075Imagine being so... ??? that you look at video games and think of toilet paper.
>>720779340AI
>>720779468poorfag incel
>>720779131Rabi-Ribi
Name it
>>720779075le corporate meme that's successfully invaded your brain
Absolutely unironic based OP
>>720780707Most autistic post of all time.
>>720782360>There's a clear "right" way>Ask for 'how' and get treated like a retard>Still not self explanatoryOG Dwarf FortressRTS's
>>720779075Why do americans stand up to wipe their ass? Too fat?
>>720783218Most studies show that approximately 50% of any given population (that has access to indoor plumbing) stands or sits in order to wipe. It's not regional, primarily because there's only a tiny window of time when bathroom practices can be culturally passed down for most people, as it's otherwise a private event for the rest of your life.
>>720779075So Silksong is the objectively correct way.
>>720779075Silksong has a toddler?
poopoo peepee poopoo at the toilet
>>720779468Retail WoW
>>720782360dark souls pendant
>>720779131Aquaria
>>720782334paypig loser
>>720782360 The Soul of Ambiguity. No stats, no lore, no function. Just a vague sense of importance that drives people mad trying to understand it.
>>720779295Check 90% of the time, then when it stops showing, I take a paper towel, dampen it, then scrub with that. If I'm home, I just take a shower right then instead.
>>720779075>american attempts an analogy>mind goes to toilet
>>720779075>using toilet paperWash your ass properly instead of just smearing it in, you're walking around with your ass covered in excrement.
>>720779075I literally learned to do the left from Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends.
>>720780705Mario Lost Levels
>>720786020perfectly normal
>>720786020Retard, you should do both.
>>720786020I told my dad I wanted a bidet for our toilet (he only buys single ply toilet paper and I have to fold it 4 times and spit on it to be clean) and he got really mad and started yelling we aren't europeanwhen I logically explained it to him using an analogy of always using a hose to clean shit off your shoes instead of just a paper towel he got even more mad and hit me
>>720786339No wonder americans have such a high rate of shit and fart fetishes, you smell like shit in real life.
I was thinking about buying a bidet, but I use a communal well, and I'm not sure if I'm legally allowed to waste water like that.
>>720780450>>720780546ouch
>>720782346that mc should be my bidet
>>720779075Right is correct if you have an asshole cat, by the way.
>>720786292>mushroom remover>like circumcision but worse
>>720780450popular multiplayer team games>>720786435His house, his rules. Move out if you don't like it or at the very least offer to pay for the bidet.
>>720789105it's not his househe still owes a hundred thousand dollars on it and his only income are social security checks
>>720789213If he's responsible for the payment then it's his house. If you were somehow paying for it that would make you a cuck.
