Yeah you fucking bums
least deranged tendie
I will not get a job.I will not get a girlfriend.I will not take a shower.
Am I crazy or has nintendo ever been this bad before? I liked nintendo in the 2000s and a smidge in the early 2010s, but like wow it's fucking trash for children now. It's like, marketed towards literal braindead idiots who are 40 and just buy mario or parents who think a ps5/xbox is evil because fortnite is evil. I don't get how they're THIS bad. I saw the metroid prime 4 showcase thing and it just looked like pure fucking garbage it's unbelievable, it's like every nintendo game is just losing the only charm and attributes they had to be this boring ass open world explore slop 50 hour boredom fest
>>720790331I can buy higher quality games on other platforms for a fraction of their asking price while also not having to buy their overpriced DRM machine. I'm not paying premium just for a brand. And if I really, actually, truly wanted to play Nintendo games, I can just as easily get them for $0.00 and there's nothing they can do about it.>>720790657They were always this bad, they just hid it significantly better (and they also used to have significantly better games too). They no longer care about their image because they have millions of retarded NPCs to do their bidding (for free), which you can see on this very site.
said the youtuber
i would still like to play botw, smash bros and mario kart one daywas excited to try them on the switch 2 at 60 fpsbut the console alone costs $700 in my country and fuck that
>>720790331I watched the video and it's very obviously a joke
This is literally Dunkey's entire sense of humour.
>>720790331I don't work to spend my money on tendoslop
>>720790657>Am I crazy or has nintendo ever been this bad before?They always had at least some interesting games but now there's basically nothing except remakes and enhanced editions.
But I just got off work 30 minutes ago, mario chan
>>720790331i got one :)waiting for metroid and splatoon
>>720790657Nintendo ended with Iwata.Mork was right.
>>720790331It's cute watching Nintendofags trying to larp as rich just because they fiscally eat shit harder than everyone else right now.
>>720791397So in what slop do you spend it on?Be detailed
>>720790657>every nintendo game is just losing the only charm and attributes they had to be this boring ass open world explore slop 50 hour boredom festBotW was a huge contributing factor in new games being so ass. BotW was a good blueprint, but now they copied the idea to every single one of their games.Metroid Prime 4 being a huge empty open world bike game is a result of BotW's success. I've seen that the new MK has a similarly pointless empty open world mode.
>>7207910404k here
>>720791960Yeah even dogshit like elden ring and Red Dead have open worlds with shit to do in them
>>720791885rhythm games controllers
I have a job. Why would I spend $100 on one game when I could get a bunch of smaller games that are better for the same price. Having money doesn’t mean you spend it on the first thing you see.
I love the video but I want nintendo to make 100 dollar games, they already are going up to 90 by making a game, taking a chunk out and selling it for 20 dollars but I want the mathematicians who defend 80 dollars to research into inflation to justify such laughable price
>>720790331True, you should hate nint*ndo for patent trolling and lawyer warfare instead.
>>720791040yuzu
Normally i dont condone piracy but nintendo deserves it
>>720790331He’s right. I work a regular job. I already have the Rosalina, Mario and both Kirby Amiibos preordered. I also have The Galaxy collection, Hyrule Warriors, Kirby Air Riders and Metroid Prime 4 preordered. I may even buy the $100 virtual boy accessory for shits and giggles. None of this will set me back at all. /v/ could afford all of these things too, but they’d rather be unemployed neets playing gachaslop and $5 games they got during steam sales. 90% of the seething on this board is from poorfags and thirdies getting priced out.
>>720792740least insane nintodddler
>>720790331>inflation makes food prices go upehhhh what can ya do>inflation make game prices go upREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>720792740>90% of the seething on this board is from poorfags and thirdies getting priced out.Gaming as a whole is going down this route. PC parts are getting more and more expensive for virtually no reason, so soon PCfags are gonna start getting it too. If they haven't already.
Neet here with plenty of disposable income.I'm not spending $500 on a Mario machine; suck my dick.
>>720792740>>720792965I hope they keep increasing the prices just to spite the consumer more
>>720792059so... regular controllers but stylized?
>>720793162I hope their prices go so high it becomes unreasonable for the average consumer to buy Nintendo games. Just so it's easier to out the obvious tendie retards who can't hide the fact they swallow digital feces for fun.
they should milk nintodddleers dry
>>720790657The worst period of Nintendo was between 2015 and 2016, where they were putting out a mix of dogshit games, and had absolutely insane localizers ruining what good games they were putting out.
>>720790331>you only hate new thing because I assume you can't afford it!!!!!1Never understood this response, even the niggest nigger can go to a cash advance place for his PS5 funds. Is BRAND LOYALTY really that cultish?
>>720790331Wii Fit came out in 2007 and it required the balance board to work. Wii Fit + balance board costs $90 back then and Wii Fit outsold Woke Man 2. Make great games and people will part with their money, make trash, woke and GAY SHIT and people will not even buy you crap for $1 and you become a TURD party publisher, pic related.
>>720790331>the company needs your money!i just don't understand tendies
>>720791040I played those, you're not missing anything.
>>720793770this
This isn't about not having money this is about valueYou can buy Switch 2 to spend even more on overpriced games with barely any catalogue or... you could just buy a PC. You could spend $100 on Pokemon ZA which looks like a PS2 game or... you can buy Silksong, Expedition 33 and Hades II with the same money and probably have some left over. You're telling me Air Riders and Yoshi are $70 games? Ain't no way bro.
>>720790657yes, this happened with the huge success of the wii. its what is known as "arrogant nintendo". its really funny its been happening since the 80s, whenever Nintendo is on top they take advantage. ever since the switch came out their games have been lower quality and have less features generally. they update those games and get praise for the heckin free updates (so wholesome). it might be over for good this time since they are leaning into the whole diseny of gaming thing
>>720793184I assume you know absolutely nothing about rhythm games? Short answer, no.
>>720790373>least deranged tendiejust watched the video. he is sarcastically criticizing corporate cock sucking fans that defend nintendo.the "funny" thing is that he makes a reference to scott the wozz when even HE is criticizing nintendo.
>>720790331>not wanting to waste 500 dollars on a console with games i dont want to play means that im broke.no, it means that im smart.
>>720792953No one was okay with the price of food going up. That's why people voted for Mr. Donaldo McOrangeman to put a stop to Biden's ridiculous government spending.>but tariffsNot inflationary, at most you'll see a one time price adjustment on products that don't have any domestic competition, but the majority of goods are already priced at the maximum of potential profit. If prices were noticeably higher, consumers wouldn't buy it, thus costing producers more than if they were to just eat the tariff. That's called price elasticity.So always remember, don't buy a product that you think is too expensive. Because if you do, it sets the standard that it's a fair price.
>>720790331I remember when Nintendo was the cheap affordable option.I remember when console gaming was the cheap affordable option for those that could not get a PC.
>>720793849Nostalgia is a hell of a drug. and Nintendo has the tendies by the balls
>>720790331NINTENDO, HIRE THESE FUCKING BUMS
Roblox
>>720790331least obvious rage bait
>>720790331Switch 1 was just a science experiment to see what they can get away with. The pandemic just accelerated everything.
>>720794356>That's why people voted for Mr. Donaldo McOrangeman to put a stop to Biden's ridiculous government spending.did he tho
>>720795010You do remember DOGE and all the shit they were cutting with USAID and all the other departments that Democrats were freaking out about losing funding for, right? I think it was close to a trillion in savings they last reported.
>>720790331based, we must gatekeep the poors out of video games and advocate for higher prices
>>720795636>remembersorry, all the epstein shit and now this kirk business made me forget
>>720795723stop it sar!
>>720795636and what happened to that money anon?
