>enemy reflects your attacks back at you
>>720790428Hello?
WE HAVE THE MEATS
>>720790428YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT THE KEYS TO THE GYM BITCH!NAW NOW YOU GOT MY DICK HARD
>>720790954WHITE BOY
>>720790954I WILL SMOKE YOU
>>720790428I think of the franklin badge from SSB as the default sound for attack reflection
>>720792135YOU BETTER BE STRAPPED
>>720790428HEY THAT SOUND LIKE ME
CARBEAN
WHO'S SPEAKING?
MEET ME SOMEWHERE
>>720793101I always think of the spaghetti western bullet ricochet
GO LISTEN TO YOUR GARTH BROOKS RECORDS AND DRINK A FUCKING BUDWEISER, YOU STUPID PIECE OF GARBAGE!
>>720794336GIMME A FUCKING ADDRESS BITCH!
>>720794684NAH YOU MEET ME SOMEWHEREMAH DICK HARD
I don't like to smoke but I like to drink.I'm a lover not a fighter sir. You gon get me drunk before you have sex with me? You're 5'2 and weight 210. You have grey hair, you're 72 years old and you attended a triple A meeting?
The police is coming to fuck me and-a you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KduR0D_GHCcHOW U SPELL?
>>720794725DONT CALL MY FUCKING CRIB NO MORE!
SIR AS WE TALKIN' RIGHT NOW I CAN SEE THE CAPTAIN BOUNCING OFF THE LIEUTENANT HERE
>>720795008Can you spell the name?? CAN YOU SPELL THE NAME????
7 OH WHAT SIR
I think you’re gonna find – when all this shit is over and done – I think you’re gonna find yourself one smiling motherfucker. Thing is Butch, right now you got ability. But painful as it may be, ability don’t last. Now that’s a hard motherfucking fact, but it’s a fact of life your ass is going to have to get realistic about. This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don’t. Besides Butch, how many fights you think you got left. Two? Boxers don’t have an old timer’s league. You came close but you never made it. And if you were gonna make it you would have made it by now.Now the night of the fight you might feel a slight sting. That’s pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. It only hurts, it never helps. Fight through that shit because a year from now when you’re kicking it in the Caribbean, you’re gonna say Marsellus Wallace was right.
And they're probably recording us right now uhhhhhh adding to their shtuff...
>>720795312YOU'RE TALKING TO MY PLANT!!!
THIS IS OFFICER HART HERE AT PAIGE'S DAIRY RIGHT NOWWILL YOU STOP CALLING THESE PEOPLE AND HARASSING THEMGROW UP BECAUSE YOU SOUND VERY IMMATURE SIRTHESE PEOPLE ARE NOT LYING IM NOT LYING, WHICH DEPARTMENT DO YOU WORK FOR?
>>720795371Ooh that sounds good You sound TIGHT
GET THE FUCKING GUY HERE NOW!
Is this Josh Bayos or Family Dentist?
Nobody callin' ya.
>>720795298This film had such incredible dialog, god damn
>>720795624DICKHEAD THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE CALLED YOU IM CALLING ABOUT SOME DODGE PARTS, A ROLLS ROYCE?
...Duncan Construction
>>720790428>enemy attacks your reflection sending damage back at you
Fuck yea man flared out mushroom head big bawls
>>720795819>does your mom stilsh have worms crawlin' out of her pussy
>Hey, cum-guzzler
>>720795930H-HOW DARE YOU!!? YOU'RE AN 85 YEAR OLD WOMAN AND YOU'RE SWEARING AT ME?I AM A VERY WELL RESPECTED GENTLEMAN!
>>720795056No wonder Carl Winslow didnt tolerate Urcles shenanigans, after the tower incident with John Mclane I would be tired of dumb shit too.
>Aww, fuck myself in my asshole it might feel pretty damn good
>>720790428TALKIN OUT THE SIDE OF YOUR NECK
>>720790954>>720791280>>720792135Can I be let in on the joke pls is this from a blackman channel like the chinaman
>>720796029Die Hard was a seriously masterful fucking movie. Bruce Willis and Reginald VelJohnson were peak 80s American movie stars and that movie is like the Metal Gear Solid of Hollywood.
What in the fuck
This is my thread, I came here to be alone. Please leave.
>>720796119 TALK DIRTY TO ME RUB YOUR CUNT ON THE PHONE YOU DUMB BITCH!
This is the man who makes cookies. Hot and fresh, right out of my ass.
You DO realise this is the phone sex department that you’re talking with?
Does anyone remember a prank call where someone pretended to be the front desk at a hotel and called a black guy in one of the rooms? They asked him to take a toilet lid and smash in the window of another room because the people in the room weren't responding to calls and their carbon monoxide detector went off. Then they recorded him and started calling other hotels with it
>banana phone, this is CVS pharmacy?
>>720796551I think you're probably thinking of the exotic spider prank calls https://youtu.be/9nlz_vUz6u8There's tons of these, not sure if this one is the original call or the soundboard
>I got a white chocolate cock buddy why don't you come over here and see if it melts in your handshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDxMkuTUFgY
C U R R Y ?
HEYYYYY MITCH MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR HUSBAND PLEASE? PUT HIM ON THE PHONE, GIVE YOUR HUSBAND TO ME YEAH I UNDERSTAND THAT I THOUGHT YOU WAS MY BROTHER AT FIRST
>>720796721Sir and what's the last 8 digits?
>I'll be there in about 2.2 seconds bitch
>>720795930>Did the sheriff department serve your court summons, dirtbag?
none of yo business and kiss my ass
IM IN THE CASINO
>game features your intelligent twin brother
>>720796924>I shall... send some dark energy right up your arse>I'll beat you if you ever call me back>You retarded... mother... fucker... I'm going to come get your arse
>>720797108>your reasons for calling me are SPECIOUS at best>have enough money to feed your nigger babies?
>>720795624YOU PEOPLE ARE THE WORST COMPANY IN THE WORLDTHERE'S A MARTIAN UP THERE!
>>720797312WHAT THE FUCK AM I STUPID?
>>720790954>Hello?
>>720790428GIMME A MUDAFUGGIN ADDRESS RIGHT NAA, MA DICK HARD
Does anyone remember "Special Needs Guy?"It was some mentally retarded guy they called and recorded and then started calling his social worker, friends, and family with the soundboardIt ended up on the local news and the police got involved
>entire thread full of schizo faggotsDefinitely screenshotting this for future cringe threads.
>>720790428
I will give you MY hugs okay, and I will ask you to give me YOUR hugs
>>720790428The moment when the man says "wait you sound like me" Was peak KEK.
>>720799987Amazing how he moved right along and cussed himself the fuck out
>>720799948I have NOT hugged you, I have NEVER hugged you
800 miles....can you handle that?
>>720800121I’m gonna squeeze South Carolina, and you’re gonna take it all.
>>720800027He couldn't help himself, his brain goes "Hostility detected must be hostile in return," despite his realization. It makes it all the more funny.
SITTING — OR LYING — IN THE PUBLIC WAYS!
