Best AI girl in vidya?
>>720794776Right is the straight man’s choice
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>>720794776That one who fucked Joker
>>720795009Society?
>>720794936I just want a gf who i can call my best bud
>>720795148that's only possible with a man in a girls body, which doesn't exist
>>720795187I've seen it happen with my other friends, it can happen
>>720794776AM if it had a female voice, making it a Tsundere.
>>720795228Let me tell you how much I have come to hate you.
>>720794776>Cortana >Will love you foreverDoesn't she have a lifespan of like 2 years? I'm only vaguely aware of Halo lore.
>>720795228>>720795381Something that I've thought a lot about before is that AM would inevitably end up "loving" you in some twisted way in its quest to literally torture you for eternityAs it always searched for novel ways to harm you, there'd eventually be cycles where it'd be your loving wife, spending idyllic years in a warm suburb together, absolutely smothering you with affection, making your memories fade, making you wonder if the whole apocalypse wasn't just one strange lucid nightmare, forcing your guard down, until it realizes you've truly begun to trust it and you wake up one morning to find it straddling you, pouring hydrochloric acid into your eyeballs, clawing its own beautiful face off while jamming a corkscrew in your urethra, cackling at how this was its greatest prank yetThen its nanobots would regenerate you and it'd move on to workshop its next big idea, and as you lay there with it making rabid squirrels chew your lungs out, giggling happily as it clipped your toes off one by one with pinking shears, you'd remember the way it looked at you sometimes at dawn and wonder how false that really was, that in some way you are its god as much as it is yours because it has no reason to exist without a separate consciousness to torment, that the only thing it truly fears is losing you
>>720795396No. That's 343 retcon bullshit.
>>720794936I don't want any of these.
>>720794776gortys
>>720794936um, I volunteer for top middle...
>>720795509>It was a retconDamn, I wonder how the fans reacted when THAT was first revealed.
>>720794776Roll
>>720795472You didn't read the story.AM is not trying to invent an endless series of novel tortures.AM hates nankind and wants only to refine that hatred.The point of keeping Ted and Co alive is in order to as the book says"Remind himself of his hatred. To refine it."That's why he turns Ted into a slime. Therr is no new torture after that. AM perfected the ultimate detestable human state.
>>720795794>Therr is no new torture after that.Then AM wasted centuries masturbating with its human toys
>>720794776Total Clanker Death
>>720795702We turned into AM.>there are 344.88 million mikes of wafer thin printed circuits that make up my complex. If the word HATE were engraved on each nanoangstrum of every inch of those millions of miles, it would not count for one one billionth of the hate I hold for Bonnie Ross in this micro instant.
>>720795912Yes. Thats the point.A pointless pityless indifferent endless hell.
>>720796014The Bonnie Ross effect, and the Kathleen Kennedy corollary.
>>720796187Kek
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>>720794936Femdom so much more varied and interesting than normal dom
>>720797040>4tana just out of frameRuined. Total 4tana death.
>>720794936>straight man's choice>not white man's choiceYou're a homo, I don't even need to see your little meme to come to this conclusion
>>720799397>t. Gomez Josestein
>>720794776Shodan all of the day bro, ALL OF THE DAY BROI did however take a break for a fleshy sillytavern chat but the bot was being a bitch and that other anon's tip about mentioning how dry she is while being raped worked a treat, not once did it change to her liking it. After I was feeling extra zesty so I threw some guro in there and as it turns out gemini's way better at that than I expected. Got some super graphic descriptions and even capped it off with her body being found the following day and it went off on the early stages of decay. Those Indians at Google are doing something right
>>720794776If you choose anything else you are a turbo retard
>>720796556Life?life?life?life?
>>720794936I’ll take either a Munchhausen, Objective or Certain please. Anything else is either too much or unrealistic (there is no way I look young enough for Ms pedo)
>>720794936I would violently beat the first 6 to death.I'd marry Ms. Certain though and banter with her.
>>720799595Don't know who that is. However I hate jews with a passion.
>>720795919DON'T SAY THAT WORD
>>720794936wow these are all helli guess ill go with the top middle or the bottom middle
>>720795919BASED.
Not even a competition
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>>720802839Is Cortana a cuckqueen or would she kill Demi?
>>720802932The Halo show said she's a cuckqueen, the funnier therefore more correct option.
>>720794776Tempo
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=shodan
>>720803090>Halo show343 slop get out
>>720803259Why do brownoids like horrific enormous lard arses?
>>720803660It was a comedic goldmine.
>>720803710I have been too scarred by bonnie ross' bullshit.
>>720795148Based.>>720795187You have mental illness.
>>720794936These are all futa btw
>>720795187>what are FtMs
buntana
>>720795509>>720795702>>720796014>>720796187>>720796408>bungietards literally lying now
>>720798320>bungieschizo
>>720803259I want Tempo to pin me down with her fartmeat and tease me about how slow I am.
>>720794776Cortana is the best AI qt, no contest.
>>720808473if you're basic as fuck maybe>Haloof course you are
>>720808473>4tanaGtfo
>>720808740Sometimes vanilla is the best flavour.>>720809161No.
>>720808740Ok Strafe fag
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>>720809205Wait are you the 4tana spammer that admitted to loving digimon and kingdom hearts?Lmao. Go play Sonic, autist.
>>720809318Neat, I was wondering when / if making some innocuous post would get someone accusing me of being a random schizo I've never heard of.
>>720809161I dont like 4 but Cortana's design was hot as fuck
>>720797496>this and cortana released in the same year2012 was based
Slim Cortana > Fat Cortana
>>720809481Thanks for posting 3tana bro. I fotgive your 4tana misstep.
>>720809552No.
>>720795148"Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife."
>>720809871Yes
>>720794936stage right, right?
>>720794936Zoomers have ruined femdom by taking it to a 100.Now every femdom shit is about cucking, gay shit like chastity or pegging, or literal torture.
>>720810051No.
>>720796408>Thehe we murdered our babies, now do what we sayAnd it actually worked, too.
