>TO ME, MY /V/-MEN!
Yeah what's up man
>>720796062https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K956y2om92I
Pectoid reporting in!
>>720796062nooo stop hitting me with the wifi waves man
>>720796062bro please don't forget me you'll literally never remember my existence its inevitable please>ok I'll remind myself not to forget youwhat, why not just tape my picture to your wheelchair or I don't know, a photo on your desk>it's cool ill just remind myselfI'm going to die and you'll never remember me please just take this phot->cya bro ttyl
>>720796062Stupid bitch, don't you know who the fuck I am???
>>720796110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plQIf5fS8xw
>>720796223source
>>720796062reporting in
>>720796726The world is lucky that living through the trauma of his own parents forgetting he existed and treating him like a home intruder during his teenage years didn't cause him to go off the deep end. The man could have been a mass rapist and murderer and no one would ever know it.
>>720796062Professor X it was kind of fucked up of you to cover up and then kill by wolverine that one mutant that awakened to a wide radius decay aura that killed his entire town just to stop people from thinking mutants are dangerous.
>>720796062For gods sake what now ? Im trying to goon AI kalrach futa dick
>>720797340Professor X has always been morally corrupt. The kindly old man version is only from the movies.
>>720796062>me trying to remember the name of italian guy wearing red from Super Mario
>>720796062I have arrived my sheepys.
>>720797227
Barny the dragon here for duty sir!
>>720796062is this the thread ? oh HEY !
>>720796062Jesus Christ you bald faggot, it's 2 in the morning! Fuck you!
>>720796726Still crazy that the Krakoa cloning machine that the muties were using for resurrection purposes genuinely FORGOT Forgetmenot's data, making it so that he was the only mutant that didn't get revived.
Baguette Goblin, reporting in!
GAMERS... ASSEMBLE!
>>720796062
Welcome to die
>>720796223I've had a shit that put me in this state. It'll never eat a colossal burger again.
>>720798187All telepathic mutants a are terrible and should be killed immediately
I wish to one day play an X-Men 6-Player cabinet again one day.
>>720796062Professor, I need access to the danger room so I can legally rape minors
>>720799380>that story where Jean Grey, without any consent or notice, swapped the minds of wolverine and Peter Parker, while Parker constantly freaks out about why he's suddenly a hairy midget who's hands hurt like hell as he's constantly fighting strangers in confusion, logan is flirting and feeling up a smiling mary jane who just thinks Peter is weirdly horny. Then when Jean swaps them back, mj says something to Peter that implied logan fucked her while in his bodyWallahi all telepaths need to be beheaded
I love ex-men
>>720796062The fuck do you want
>>720799509
>>720796062Already here, professor.
>>720796062>We must /v/ better men.
>>720796826kek
>>720796062heh, /v/-men sounds like semen
>>720799786thats a man
>tfw grew up as a Cyclops fan I will never understand why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1IcTEnDi0Y
>>720796062the wolverine SBI game will be dead on arrival
>>720800473It's because you likely never watched the dumb fuck movies or wolverineXmen animated series where Cyclops character was butcheredYou're also into redheads
>>720796826>I want it, I want it willingly>Oh I know you do, you dirty bitch.
>>720797340Pretty sure that was Ultimate universe, so it don't count. Everybody does asshole stuff there.
>>720796094I’m going to a speed dating event in a couple weeks. Any tips?
>>everyone in this threadYou fell for my trick!
>>720796062dammit professor i don't have a fucking jet plane or some magical flying shitthis gas mileage is on your bald head
>>720800968no!
>>720796062Pippa Funnell here professor
>>720798897Does Xavier have any use for somebody who RAN like a little bitch from Hades 2
When is X-Men '97 Season 2?Will ChadAngel return or is it the cuck version that wants BLACKED Psylocke's pussy?
>>720801156>97Gross.
>>720800968AHHHHHHHHHHH YOU TRICKED ME
>>72080115697 lost my interest when they adapted the nonsensical gambit cuck plot that absolutely no one ever liked or asked forNow they're gonna write rogue and gambit back together and frame it as some romantic happy ending even though gambit deserves better than a character asssasinated fence sitting whore
>>720801156>Watch X-Men TAS>Come The Apocalypse / Obsession>Archangel is a edgier than Shadow The Hedgehog>It unironically worksWhy does he work without going cringe?
>>720801142Ran? More like stomped her way in.
>>720796062I'll be there as soon as I've defeated this chicken in a dance-off, Charles!
>>720796110Wtf what a wimp I wish I could unsee this.
>>720799786shoulders like a door frame jesus. biggest giveaway
>>720801347>Write Magneto as a changed man>Turn 180 bring back old Magneto>Magneto is still a bland anti-human villain despite wanting a sovereign Mutant state since Asteroid M in X-Men TAS>Have no flashback or any scenes with Rogue / Magneto relationship>Disney still wanting a blatant interracial couple LGBTQ+ representation>Latin Male / Asian Female>Morph as non-binary and Wolverine being bi'97 felt rushed and was not thought out. I assume the Apocalypse arc will be 3 episodes only until they can have Onslaught so that people lose in X-Men again.
>>720796062Mind if I join?
You ever stop to think about how the human supremacists who want to wipe out all mutants are actually right? Imagine living in a world knowing some genetic anomaly could be born with the power to eradicate your entire species if they sneeze wrong. The whole "mutants are just people" shit stopped being real when they introduced these walking nukes.
>>720802080Magneto was right when he created Genosha as a sovereign state for Mutants.
>>720801156For me, it's curly haired Polaris
>>720801991And her partner, friend, platonic interest inseparable companion is also here.
I came as fast as I could, what seems to be the problem?
>>720802080same for the jedis and the imperium in star wars; I would vote for order 66 any day of the week>>720802110yeah, until they get all cozy and friendly and decide the sovereign state for mutants should be EarthErradicate all mutants
>>720802253Go to bed Graydon Creed Jr.
>>720802080this is particularly noticeable if you think how there are no actually truly evil mutants, no mutant no matter how evil does the despicable things evil humans do IRL, after being mistreated for a fraction of what mutants getif the mutants would behave realistically the supremacists would just sound sensible
>>720799786>tattoosew
I have arrived.
>>720799380All telepathiic mutants have a fling for Cyclops for some reason.
>>720802243having a cat called Mr. Frodo sounds awesome
>>720800968AHHHH YOU PLAYED UUUSSS LIKE A DAAAAMN FIIIDDDLLEE
>>720800968>AAAAAAAAAaaaaa oh wait there's a swimming pool, sweet!
>>720801448>the chicken wins
>>720796062FUCK OFF, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME TODAY!
>>720799786Do they get facial surgery to make themselves more feminine? What is in the water of South East Asia that there are so many trannies over there?
>>720800968>damn, look at those mortars. ooh, a panzer! neat!
Why don't the X-men just kill people?
>>720800968AAAAAA FUCKIN' HOLOCAUST
>>720803767They.... they do though?
>>720803856prove it
>>720803932BEHOLD
>>720796062Hello. My power is to summon Cthulhu and the squid people to destroy this iredimable putrid shithole of a planet and release us from this pointless suffering. So far I'm not very good at it, but I'm doing my best.
>>720796062>wypipo sayin nigger in they head
>>720796062>GAMBIT STOP BEING A HORNDOG, FOCUS ON THE MISSION
>>720799678what the fuck lmao did jean apologise
>>720799678Jean has been ruining things for Pete for years.
>>720805243>what if jean was nightcrawlerthe fuck kind of series did this crawl out of
>>720805607That's Rogue, she's switched powers with Nightcrawler, Jean is the one butting into the smooch.
>>720798349THIS is the infamous bird that can tear you apart with its claws? Wow... I'm trembling with fear...
>>720796062xXx_P3doKi11er_1337_xXx reporting for duty
5g is giving me cancerhelpe
>>720796062>old and bald >canonically lusts for 14 year old Jean Grey Unironically /ourguy/.
>>720800956keep em talking as long as they want by asking them questions. The second the awkward pause starts that's you que to mention your own hobbies, and shit. if she interrupts to talk about something else let her have it, Have at minimum 3 hobbies ready to go, but more are preferred, and be ready to drop some at a moments notice to keep "vibes" more in line with each other, I.e if she mentions food, don't bring up exercise otherwise it could come off as insinuating something, when in reality you were just moving on to a new topic. compliment her clothing, not her body, ask her were she shops, and if you really want to play with fire ask her her star sign (save this one for the BPD girls, they ALWAYS believe in astrology.xr
>>720796062I'm here, what are we playing???
>X-Men spend more time fighting their right to exist as Mutants than actually promoting equal rights>Mutants are hated while Fantastic 4, Spiderman, Captain America are loved despite being considered superhumans or mutates>Days of Future Past makes no sense since The Avengers would be able apprehend Master MoldWhy isn't X-Men set in its own universe?
I liked X-Men Apocalypse.
>>720796062Marching for duty!
>>720807438>Mohawk Storm>Metallica songYes.
>>720796062My brother in Christ, how's it hangin?
>>720806684>save this one for the BPD girls, they ALWAYS believe in astrology.xrDated a BPD. Complete bs. Although given the way they behave she probably leaned into swearing by it the next time she obsessed over someone that was into it.
>>720800956Expect women with biological clock ticking and never shutting up.
>>720796062sigh...one last job
hello its a me cosmic mario
The fuck is /V/ newfags?
>>720809319Sunshine should've been the next movie kek
>>720796726Stop stealing food fat fuck
>>720796062>TO ME, MY /V/-MEN!What, you need some landscaping done?
Reporting in!
Investigation team reporting in
>>>/wsg/5974454>tfw anon posts a tier list of 30 games and 2 items in the C and D rows must be swapped
>>720796062Just give me one more hour Prof
hold still professor
>>720797227dude literally got a doujin power and dedicated himself to helping people instead, might as well be morally unbreakable
>>720796062Standing by!
Koharu ecchi na!
>>720796062who are we fightin'?
I was try to go speak with Polnereff whats up?
>Previously, on /v/-men.
>>720796062>insert Jean fainting here
Who are the Sentinels to /v/'s X-men?
A WOODEN GUN?!?!
>>720801347Gambit is dead and his corpse will be puppeted as one of the Horsemen of Apocalypse (Death, fittingly enough).
>>720796062YA BETTER RUN CHARLES
>>720818003glowies
>>720818003Jannies.BNNUY THREAD DETECTED! SURRENDER, GAMER!
>>720796062*POW*ZAPPED YO DUMB ASS, CHARLES
>>720818003OH SHITHE GOT DA MANGO SENTINEL>X-MEN GUNZ CATCH ME LOOKIN LIKE THE SENTINEL
why is /co/ garbage leaking, get better taste
>>720796062>Makes people gay at a rate Jean Gray could only dream ofThe strongest of Professor V’s students.
I'm coming
>>720796062Anybody need a side kick?
>>720818549Stream that movie if you’re so great
>Bro! The X-Men are totally mutants! Nah, it's literally fucking magic.
>>720818413NOW I KNOW YOU AIN'T BEEN TALKIN SHIT ABOUT ME
I have arrived.Hope we need to handle some bonnie lasses today...
>>720818640
>>720796062I'm here!
>>720796062All here Boss!
x-men mutants were result of alien gods playing around and experimenting on humans in past.
I summon you, Americans!
>>720796062I might not be a mutant but I'm always ready to help you Prof!
>>720796062NYAAAAAAAAA
>xavier 15 seconds after regaining his legsmy fuarking hero
>>720796062What is your /v/idding, my master?
>>720821329>KWABneto
>>720821465It's a disaster, the games we are after!
>>720821465IT'S NOT THE EAST OR THE WEST SIDE
WAIT FOR ME!!! Get the food to the offering stone, then into the ant hill.
>>720819253I miss the old explanation that the increase of nuclear tests and radiation started to make powers manifest in people with the gene, faster than anticipated. Marvel was better when someone like Galactus was considered the apex pinnacle of power in the cosmos now its all full of retcons, controversy and random new characters who can blow up the multiverse with a thought but still lose to the mainline Avengers.
I too ,breckfast.
>>720800968
>>720824639
>>720796062Reporting in.
>>720796062I still think it's stupid they didn't get the X-Men/Marvel Vs. games collection out for X-Men '97's airing.
>>720796062I'm here
CHARLES NOOOOO
>>720796110>average /v/ user when exposed to daily clown world DEI slop>advert comes on>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>720799114
>>720796062Say the word
>>720829618MAAH FAAACE
>>720796062Reporting in. I'm...
>Ugh..what do you want baldie ?
