>... and fucked OP's mom so hard, her son got retroactive downs syndrome

>>720799231
niggerjoe98...

If only they speedrunning websites weren't run by autistic faggots who often troon out... Niggerjoe98 could find the best skip in all Mario 64 and people wouldn't say his name.

>>720799076
I'm 100% sure his audience is normies who go....wow.....

>>720799076
>Speedrunner pronoun keep changing as the video goes on
P E A K

where didja come from where didja go
where didja come from niggerjoe98

I had to stop watching these, not because its not good time wasting background slop but the tranny infestation. Since speedrunnning became 95% trannies since 2010 to now I just can't take these youtubers being "respectful" and calling some troon a she and then play a clip of some fat dude with a male voice.

>after niggerjoe98 broke the record, everyone thought it would be another 20 years before his was broken.
>how long did niggerjoe98's record last?
>24 seconds.
>a new runner known as jerrythejew discovered a new tech called jewjump
>jewjump allowed jerrythejew to smash niggerjoe98's record by a previously unheard of 2 seconds

>>720799976
Was there ever a tranny runner featured in a summoning salt video?

>>720799076
can't wait til this guy stops covering the same 3-4 games/franchises

>>720800598
He does once in a while. The Tetris one was one of his best.

>>720799852
kek

>>720799976
i hate trannies too but give credit where credit is due, trannies are good at speed running games.

>>720799076
KEK I don't give a fuck about speedtrooning but these guy's videos are pretty fun

For me it's OneShortEye

>>720799852
which video?

>>720801079
I've seen most of the videos (great for watching in bed before falling asleep) and I don't remember any of them having a tranny in them.

>>720800735
It sold me on tetris being cool. Based on that spreadsheet there should be a possibility of a "crash dodge rebirth" on an unpatched game, now that would be fucking hard.

>>720800735
Tetris was insane, I liked the mario kart ones, ninja gaiden and punch out vids

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>>720799976
All I hear here is that you intentionally skip things you like to avoid reflecting on yourself

Realistically what would speedrunners do if holocaustdenier69 submitted a world record speedrun with video proof, would they just deny it exists then copy the strategy

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>guy beats the record
>LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>720801356
if you break community guidelines the run is void. Its not really a groundbreaking concept, if youre good at something but also a raging piece of shit, people arent gonna care. If youve ever worked in food service this dilemma comes up often and every time its just better to cut off the asshole

>>720801079
Not sure it was his video, but I definitely watched something on Cosmo/Narcissa/Nova Wright and it was changing pronouns on every turn. Pretty sad story of mindbroken nerd.

>>720800542
This made me laugh. I don't know why jerrythejew got me, but it did.

The God of War speendrun was kino
>guy show up out of nowhere
>shit talk everyone
>post his run
>leave
>comeback
>shit talk again
>post another run with better time

>>720801350
Did Nash serve you that warrant yet, "Luna"?

>>720801570
Are you so bored that you cant help but Larp?

>>720801356
>would they just deny it
O the irony

BIG

>>720799852
lmao

>>720799076
Kino

>>720800853
it's the other way around, autistically mashing buttons to save some inconsequential time which is wasted by design in an entertainment product and grinding for months just so you can say you hit 5 RNG checks in a row which somehow makes you "the best" is insane (mentally ill), so trooning out is just likely.

>>720799076
>does hour long videos on communities for games that are a niche within a niche, with maybe 30 people max actually watching the speedtranny livestreams
What kind of autism is this?

>>720799976
I stopped for both reasons. I hate troons and his videos are just too formulaic and boring at this point.
>niggerfartbob69 thought he had no chance of getting the world record... that was until he got a tip from joebiddendeeznutsniiga420
>cue music into montage of speedrunner playing the same level of some atari 2600 game

>>720801356
like the other anon said they simply wouldn't put your run on the leaderboard
For an actual example the guy who had some Paper Mario 1# records got scrubbed off the boards for supposedly treating his girlfriend like shit? I didn't care for the details but something completely unrelated to speedrunning. I forget what game but I've also seen where they ban the person from submitting more runs but let existing runs stay on the board.

>IT'S A SUB 59 MINUTES
>IT'S A SUB 1 HOUR
>SUB 5 HOUR
>SUB 3 HOURS 21 MINUTES 35 SECONDS

>>720801350
>i don't like something
>i just stop doing whatever i don't like
is it this that difficult to understand?

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>>720801356
To this day the best GTA San Andreas speedrunner doesn't appear on the leaderboards.
Reason? Too based.

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speedrunning is cool to watch when the runner is playing the game at the highest possible level and not just glitching to the end credits

>>720801079
Not from summoningsalt but go watch a geometry dash speedrun vid

>>720800853
That's as much of a compliment as saying someone is good at swallowing pills without water.

>>720799976
>incel cannot bare hearing a pronun over some faceless speedrunning nickname that will be beaten in 5 minutes and never appear in the video again

>"and then, SHE did--"
>it's a guy

>>720799076
I tried watching one of his videos. Great production value however the video content itself only served to confirm what I've always thought, which is that speedrunning is for losers.

>>720801565
Some people were theorizing that that guy was a beta tester for the game judging by how much prior knowledge he had about all the skips.
Either that or he is a time traveler.

>>720800735
Frankly his Tetris coverage was just a poor aGameScout's, I'd rank that one among his worst if we don't include the totally-not-paid-for Halo 2 speedruns video

>>720799076
>but then, a german runner by the name of poopenfarten18 came along, and changed everything...
>[dramatic stock music playing over b-roll with no context]
>he came to the community in december of 2016 and his run instantly smashed into the top 10
>his trick? the shartenfreude glitch.
>it was now possible to stack chocolat bricks to get over the kandyvallen!!
>saving over 19:45 minutes, this changed the run FOREVER.

>And that's where the record stood for days... then weeks.... then months.

>but then.... THIS happened.
*bwaaaaaaaaaaa*
>video of a guy saving 3 nanoseconds by jumping over something nobody else was jumping over
*bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

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>>720811162
>>720811240
lol all his videos really are the same huh

>>720811240
I wish it were about people doing things that require stupidly tighter execution like >>720810281 but it all ends up as:
>and then faggetpole420 skipped even more of the game

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>>720811364
yee

>>720801356
Tranny communities unperson him

Based communities like TheElite simply treat it as a challenge to beat the run and get it out of the leaderboard

>>720801356
If it's a big enough game they might not let you on their gay leaderboard but the youtube vids would get a lot of views and it might impact the community. If it's an irrelevant small community shit then you would be ignored without anyone reacting

>>720801356
would probably be banned before he ever got the record posted most games now a days require the speedrun to be verified before its gets put on the leaderboard especially if its someone new.

>>720810281
It's crazy that even with all this, apparently this route is still faster than simply waiting for the platform.

>>720811162
Don't forget most of the B roll being the exact moment the final boss dies in order to show the time

I could forgive a little zoomer for watching one of these and assuming super mario sunshine was a game where you repeatedly collapse bowser's hot tub

>>720811162
>>720811240
lmao

>He entered paintings, got stars left and right, and defeated Bowser for a final time of...
>He collected bananas, unlocked all the moves for all the Kongs, and beat King K. Rool to achieve a final time of...
>He moved forward quickly, pressed A at the scheduled times, and stopped the timer when he was supposed to for a final time of...

>>720804650
>removed for reasons unrelated to the game
That's retarded

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This dude uses the worst timelines I've ever seen. Ugliest shit.

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>watching speedrunning video
>narrator calls a player "she"
>10 seconds later plays a clip
>the deepest male voice you've ever heard in your entire life
Every single time, I swear. I can't help but laugh.

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>>720799076
>refers to the runner as "she"
>shows a clip of the runner speaking and it's clearly a man

>>720810413
how the fuck do you speedrun geometry dash?

>>720814358
You can clearly see when people actually started to give a shit about the game

>>720800542
Lmaoooooo

>>720811403
Just watch glitchless categories kek

FUCK SPEEDTRANNIES KEK AND FUCK VIDEOGAMES TO

>Speedrunner does something
>Shouts Lets GO!
... Lets go where? They never say? They just keep shouting it.

>People talking about a female speedrunner
>It's just a dude
Every single time

>>720810281
i stopped giving a shit about speedruns forever when i looked up portal speedrunning
when the game had just come out, it was cool portal athletics, like you'd expect. you know, the kind of shit people might actually want to see or do
and then it immediately devolved into "i hump a wall while spamming quickload to skip the entire chamber. repeat for the entire game". and then portal speedrunning died because surprise surprise, nobody wants to watch that and nobody wants to do that. and because the "no wallhumping" leaderboard is an "alternative leaderboard" nobody wants to watch or run it either?
fucking stupid

>>720801565
That one was kino simply because he blew the fuck out of the local forum cocksucker who could only seethe and hold a grudge because of their hurt ego.

>>720810739
>lillithsparkleheart thought she wouldn't get a sub 1 hour 34 minutes and 9 second run until...
>*video of a fat man in a wig sweating from every pore as he executes niggafart skip on super Mario 69 for the fifth time today*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eogL_0pmi_0

>>720800542
>jewjump
Kek, sounds like hebrew shonen jump