buy and ad

Bloober made a bad game- and water is wet.

>>720799620
Communist Protocol

>>720799620
I honestly forgot about this game until this thread. I might give it a try, thanks anon.

>>720799620
I knew I wasn't gonna like it the second I fought the first enemy.

>>720799620
>bland and unappealing female mc
>boring and nonsensical story
>canceraids slow moving combat
>bloobershit
Gee, I wonder why no one cares about the game, OP. Truly a mystery

A face both yonic and phallic in nature..... fascinating..........

>>720799620
A return to form.

>>720800000
wasted quints

>>720800928
holy shit i didn't even realize i got quints until now, been here for 13 years and THIS is the post that does it????

>>720799620
Bloober are terrible at marketing and have a bad reputation with horror genre players. It’s like they’re an AI algorithm that looks at the superficial elements that make up a survival horror and do everything to make it as sterile and bland as possible. AI generated games before AI generated games
>>720800000
May make a janny mad but, fuck it, checked

why did every single youtuber, gaming outlet, reviewer praised the game that much?

Are small content creators bought out? Or are they desperate to mantain the positive attitude to serve the youtube algorythm? We need another... er.. what has his name? onion king? the fat british guy

I beat the game twice and thought it was realy good. The story is intriguing, combat is fun because you got lots of crowd control options and still tense because resources and inventory space are limited. You just have to look past the terrible writing and cutscene direction in some parts.

Honestly thought this was better than SH4, Homecoming, Downpour, Resident Evil remakes and Resident Evil 5-8, so one of the best horror games since REmake and Resident Evil 4.

>>720802462
In no way this shit is better than the worse resident evil lmao

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Pirated it because I'll never give these pricks money, went in with zero expectations but I just didn't have any sort of emotional response to playing it at all. Played for like an hour and meant to get back to it the next day but it's been a week and I just haven't had any desire to boot it up again

Still not as horrible as the SH2 remake just by virtue of not raping a beloved IP but at least that one made me mad, here I feel nothing

Also whoever brought back the unfunny Agent Cutters joke needs a bullet

>>720802559
Cronos has a lot of action but manages to keep the horror vibes intact, while all the latest Resident Evil games feature action sequences that are entirely disconnected from the horror experience. It also doesn't have that lame "stealth to one shot" aspect that became unreasonably popular in the last years.

>>720799620
Tried it and it's insanely plain and underdeveloped

And seriously dude, buy an ad, tell your boss he needs to do a better game instead of hiring you

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>>720802707
>Pirated it because I'll never give these pricks money, went in with zero expectations but I just didn't have any sort of emotional response to playing it at all. Played for like an hour and meant to get back to it the next day but it's been a week and I just haven't had any desire to boot it up again
>Still not as horrible as the SH2 remake just by virtue of not raping a beloved IP but at least that one made me mad, here I feel nothing
Exactly what I felt awhile playing it
Yes, it's so bland I forgot about it

>>720802462
It feels and plays like a shitty dead space made by AI and jeets instead of humans

>>720802707
Yeah the town sections are really bland. I didn't think much of the game (think 6/10) until it got a lot better starting at the steelworks.

>>720802927
It plays nothing like Dead Space and the settings are not even remotely similar. The only similarity is the gravity gimmick, where I agree that Cronos comes off as a cheap knock-off because it's way more restricted.

Overall it's not like I'm saying this is a master piece. It doesn't come close to the best games of the genre (and really is uninspired in a lot of ways), but it's fun and an actual horror game from start to finish.

I'm honestly considering playing it after they patch it a bunch in a year or so, with whatever the definitive edition is. Something appealing about it but I want them to iron out the jank as much as possible.

>>720803254
>The only similarity is the gravity gimmick
The gravity gimmick in deadspace is not a gimmick, it's a mechanic, you are able to fight and move stuff as you fly.

The gravity shart in cronos is just a bunch of UE5 triggers

>Soifaggot redditor pressed E
>move trannymodel from point A to point B

Absolutetly souless dead space copy. I feel like calling it a Wallmart Dead Space is offensive to Wallmart (DS is a game from 2008 btw)

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The game is fine. Looks fine, plays fine, story is fine. You play it once and it doesn't really warrant a second run.

The main character seems cool, and I think that's the only reason why this game is getting any attention at all is because the protag looks cool. More games need to give us easy-to-recognize player characters.

Nobody wants to play as a brown woman.

They take years to create a game and can't even manage to create different hitzones and crits? in a dead space clone(forget actual gravity shifting, this is a bad harder and less important)?

total and complete hacks. I'm self taught for a few years and I could easily do that.

>>720803653
Why would someone do that, go on the internet and tell lies?

Calisto is a better game :/

>>720803653
Being self centered is a trait of dumb or autistic people.
/v/ racist autism does not represent most gamers.

>>720803745
You deal more damage when aiming for the heads.

I don't get why people keep insisting it's a Dead Space clone when it's such a fundamentally different game. Also consider that Dead Space was a triple A EA release at its time. They had some of the best minds in the industry to write the engine and make the gravity feature work the way it did (not to mention who knows how reproducible it would be in UE5 in the first place).

Near endgame I was fucking geared up with tons of ammo, upgraded weapons, health items...and....there is no final big area where you get to fight tons of enemies with all your shit. Its just a shitty humanoid boss with boring mechanics. Fuck off man atleast dead space and re4 gave you good fights near the end to use your shit.

>>720803794
Callisto prompts you to buy its endgame as DLC on the fucking title screen. It doesn't get worse than that.

>>720802462
Based

>>720803985
I was almost out of everything at that point. They really should have made hard mode available from the start for experienced shooting game players.

>>720799620
>generic third person nuRE clone
>with a penisgina helmet

>>720799663
I should buy the game and add it to my backlog?

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>>720799620
Compared to Callisto Protocol:
Worse graphics, equally bad writing, equally bad weapon variety but somehow worse since Callisto at least has grav; worse environmental gameplay that is to say none save for obviously placed explosive barrels so low IQ's can feel intelligent shooting an obvious signal for AOE, somehow worse performance which was already bad enough in Callisto so the standard is bellow even the bottom, worse sound stage. Literally the only thing it has going for it is ammo scarcity, but that's scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of gameplay standards and it's one already done better with actual environmental factors and creative weapons by many other games.
All to say, it's a creatively and artistically bankrupt shitshow. The funniest thing is that Dead Space 3 is competent in comparison.

I'm convinced these devs are being propped up by some corporate interest into failing upwards, they have Starfield level of false advertisement, viral marketing, and trashfire products.

>>720804098
Did you use the automatic pistol and double shotgun. Those are all trap weapons that eat up ammo. The charge guns are the best.

Never been so unimmersed in a video game than I was with this. Like I was constantly thinking to myself, 'what does game want me to do at this point' all the way through. There's nothing more sad than entering a room and seeing a bunch of explosive barrels lazily thrown about, you just know that room is going to turn into a combat arena.

>go to fuel dispenser
>fuel dispenser is infinite
>ignite the area around me infinitely
>enemy AI is too stupid to attack as it's tackled by confusion, starts an infinite cycle of burn damage while clipping in place
VERY DIFFICULTY
MUCH WOW
VERY AI
lmao

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>stomp has weight behind the motion
>install dead space 3 out of curiousity
>stomp makes snow fall from the suit
>stomp makes snow go up
>stomp breaks a box in 3 parts
>all 3 parts are interactable and have their own physics
>crystal clear graphics

Who am i to blame for this? UE5? Sony? Content creators? reviewers? IGN? trannies?

>>720803601
>Chink game
>Socialist propaganda
Of fucking course.

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>>720804928
I never knew warsaw was in china.

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The game is fine. Looks fine, plays fine, story is fine. You play it once and it doesn't really warrant a second run.

>>720799620
>forgotten
>Implies it had mind share in the first place.
No.

>>720804280
I used the Javelin and kept using it. Did stick with the Sword and Hammer though. Probably just didn't go for enough head shots and barrel shots on my first run.

For a game about someone in a chunky suit - at least with a keyboard and mouse - the traveller changes direction really fast. I was quite surprised at how responsive the game is.

>>720799620
Nothing happened, that's bloober games for you. Its probably the best bloober game to date.
i.e. mediocre trash
they're usually just trash

A silksong thread died for this.

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>>720803601
>>720805203
cute ps2 game

>>720802462
lmao how's there in bloober now after this flopped?

>>720805821
>t. has never seen a ps2 game

>>720799620
female protagonist

>>720805916
Ask someone who works for them.

>>720800000
>Quintget
>Post is literally pussy penis
based

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>when you take the covid vaccine

>>720799620
most people don't actually care about bloober as a dev studio, the silent hill IP did all the heavy lifting. as soon as they go back to doing their own thing all the interest evaporates.

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>>720805934
Yeah it was rude to compare a PS2 game with a ue5 floopper shart, my bad.

>>720805950
I bought the game thinking it was going to be about some badass engineer like Isaac, but when I heard the protag was a woman, I uninstalled and refunded right then and there

>>720801621
>>720802889
>AI generated game
This is exactly how I feel whenever I play a bloober game. It comes across as if not a single human had a hand in making it. This is what AI generated games in the future probably will end up feeling like. Hollow and lifeless

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>>720799620
Turns out people only care about Bloober slop when it has a Silent Hill skin on it, despite them having arguably the same quality or even slightly better than their terrible SH2 Remake
It just shows you how fucking fake people who slurp up that awful SH2Remake are; they simply wanted to be in on the discussion but were unwilling to touch a PS2 game. Since this game is getting any attention, there's nothing performative about playing and posting your live reaction on Twitter anymore, which is all they ever cared about.

>>720807260
its really funny that there's absolutely no SH2 remake discussion unless its brought up in a thread about shitty looking remakes
even funnier because since release they've tried to patch the game and address some of the things everyone was complaining about and shit eaters were saying don't matter, like maria's gigantic troonskull and the awful lighting or lack thereof from important scenes
its sprinkling sugar on a turd so the game still looks and plays like ass

It's a singleplayer game
People played it. They finished it.

People remembered that Blooper games are dogshit and the SH2 demake only sold because of the reputation associated with the silent hill brand.
>>720809007
Yes yes, consume product and move on to the next product etc.

>Hey let's make a Dead space clone but replace the Ishimura with a generic post-apo city, the necromorphs with generic zombies and the power tools with a generic pistol
It's a mystery why this 500-IQ project failed.

>Let's make Atomic Hearts that pretends to be a Dead Space clone but 10x worse and Toilet Cleaner edition
and people wonder why it flopped

for those of you who actually enjoy playing and talking about games
General
>first bloober game I actually finished
>melee system in the SH2 remake was absolute dogshit with those homing attacks
>game is super easy to pirate
>it gets going fast, short intro and then you’re straight in control. might not sound like much, but compared to most western devs in recent years it’s refreshing
>you can tell the devs were influenced by covid. tons of notes/graffiti about how the authorities are lying, telling people not to go outside, and how much it wears them down
>atmosphere and sound design are great. game plays a lot with false expectations
Gameplay
>fans of slower horror-action games will enjoy it. guns feel weighty. normal shots do little damage so you’re forced to stop and charge shots a lot, and since there’s no dodge, positioning matters a lot.
>controls feel almost 1:1 like Dead Space
>as you progress you unlock weapons and gadgets that give you more options for kiting and shooting
Level design & item management
>linear areas with some branches and optional hiding spots here and there
>resource management is on point. you never feel overpowered and every bit of loot matters
>limited inventory slots that can be upgraded. everything except crafting mats takes up space, so you’re constantly deciding what’s important and what’s not
Progression
>has the classic safe room setup: save, stash items, upgrade armor/weapons
>felt very fair overall. I hate when games dump the best upgrades early and leave nothing to look forward to. not the case here
Story
>I almost never care, so I won’t say much. that said, notes and cutscenes were engaging enough to keep even me interested
Difficulty
>rewarding. if you play the way the devs intended (charging shots, kiting enemies), it’s tough but fair
For me it’s a solid 8/10.
Voice acting is amateurish at times, and it’s missing the kind of unlockables you’d normally expect after finishing a survival horror game.

>>720807260
yeah, pretty much. It was pretty obvious when they sperged out about playing the original by watching a youtube let's play.

If i had a button that killed every single zoomer and redditor i would press it twice just to besure

>>720799620
On wishlist for when it goes on sale, why the FOMO for this?

>>720809593
>it gets going fast
can't skip cutscenes
>you can tell the devs were influenced by covid.
don't care about the devs stupidity
>atmosphere and sound design are great. game plays a lot with false expectations
yeah the sound design is outstanding, fucking weird.
>fans of slower horror-action games will enjoy it.
>guns feel weighty. normal shots do little damage so you’re forced to stop and charge shots a lot, and since there’s no dodge, positioning matters a lot.
oxymoron? actually retarded? Positioning doesn't even matter that much, you are a action hero tranny commiting mass murder of filthy xenos with your gun and shotgun , it's not a horror game at all and it's not slow. I don't play with a control cause i'm not THAT brown, i play on PC with a m&k , deus volt.
>controls feel almost 1:1 like Dead Space
not really, it feels nonthing like dead space

>resource management is on point. you never feel overpowered and every bit of loot matters
I've yet to run out of bullets, craft what you need.

Another UE5 game that plays like... a UE5 game. basically souless shart.

6/10? 7/10 if you care about hi-def SFX

>>720809593
This is on point, but
>it’s missing the kind of unlockables you’d normally expect after finishing a survival horror game.
You can go wild with the arbalest in NG+ and get a costume

But yeah, there could be more fun stuff for replays

>>720809593
shill earning his zloty

I would not post like this even for the games I love

>>720809593
Get a real job Paweł

Bloober pooper should stop hiring jeets to shill their dogshit games and start focusing on making a good game for once impossible challenge for them

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I thought this lighting was great, looks real.

I got repeatedly into fights where I run out of resources and Im just staring at a big enemy with nothing to do but run around. The inventory system is so limited you leave extra guns and ammo in the stash so the very bad experiences are likely. Then when you run around the enemy will eat nearby corpses which further makes it pointless to try to hang on.

So the combat/inventory made me quit pretty much. The story and environments would've been interesting enough to continue tho.

>>720804928
It's set in 1980s Poland. They were soviet back then. Guess what, the soviets had a lot of propaganda.

>>720800000
check 'em

>>720805203
>>720810384
>>720806124
I wish the black levels looked that pronounced on PS5. wtf

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>>720810384
>I thought this lighting was great
i disagree
>looks real.
I also disagree.

forgotten? Nobody gives a shit

Why do people still not understand that Bloober is a fucking trash developer? They have never made a single good game.

It's a solid Dead Space like. Once you play it you've gotten the twist and you're done.

It's better than Calisto Protocol at least.

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>>720810621
And a real life photo. Notice how crystal clear everything is. RTX soft shadows are a cancer we might never ever recover from.

>unspecified distant future
>Poland is a barren, filthy shithole full of ugly mutants
>go back in time to the 1980s
>Poland is a barren, filthy shithole full of ugly mutants

>>720810621
>>720811021
how is a dead space screenshot related to anything

>>720803653
Depends if she's "eastern brown" or "american brown"

You guys basically make it sound like I should just watch a playthrough.

>>720811021
That's a narrow platform.

>>720811121
He said the light looks great? it doesn't, Dead Space mogs it

He said it looked realistic? It doesn't, it's the same crappy light full of UE5 dogshit post processing effect. How is you being butthurt relevant to my reply?

>>720811616
Oh, well I said its great because it reminds me of winter evenings I experienced irl
your ds screenshot looks garbage.

I like survival horror games but this one is simply too boring. Dropped it after 2 hours.

>>720811678
it doesn't, it looks better than your screenshot, runs worse though.

Why's the game so focused around such a shit hole of no worth like Poland?

>>720812285
then journos wont start crying nazi over not including niggers
its popular tactic amongst many game studios

>>720804356
>fuel dispenser gives 1 fuel you can use once

what

>>720815683
Torch fuel let's you stun all enemies in range (it's got a lot of range) for a while so it would be broken if you could carry a bunch with you at all times

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>>720810493
Well the first and third pics you linked are tonemapped from HDR with renoDX applied precisely to get that deeeeeeeep black. The game intentionally has raised blacks, presumably so it is actually visible on IPS screens.

>>720819321
doesnt absolute blackness get annoying for the eyes anyway?
like you need something for the eyes to focus on
the game has that automatic light for dark areas but when its really dark but not dark enough for the light to enable itself its bad

I had fun with it even tho i stopped at the second last boss i guess. That design felt way weaker than anything previous . Shit boss fight imo. Such is our calling tho. On god.

>>720800000
based get

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>>720819510
>doesnt absolute blackness get annoying for the eyes anyway?
If that was actually happening, sure. What you have to realise is the light from the player character has fall off so - with this adjustment applied - the screen only gets pure black in indoor areas right at the edges of the (in my case 16:9) screen. It still gets mad dark the further from the light source you get but oleds CAN still show detail in those extremely low luminance scenarios, so you don't get this harsh visible -> not visible cut.

>the game has that automatic light for dark areas but when its really dark but not dark enough for the light to enable itself its bad
As above the renodx mod for this game is mainly aimed at oled screens where the scenes you are describing (like in the catacombs of the church) still maintain visual clarity, it is just really dark. I imagine LCD screens severely struggle there.

>>720799620
Not even worth a pirate. You played a Bloober game, you played them all. Silent Hill 2 Remake was above their usual shit just because the story, setting and art design were already made by superior developers.

>>720805214
look at the draw distance. this is absolutely disgusting and theres no justification for it requiring such high specs

>>720820668
Don't previous bloober games not have combat at all?

>>720803560
Brainrotted post.

>>720821021
Do you think that changes anything? The could add craft mechanics, rpg elements or parkour, the result would be the same. It's like all of Bloober design has to pass through a filter of no talent to make it a boring and forgettable derivative experience.

>>720821459
Saying you played one bloober game you played them all while this one has complete different gameplay is a bit of a reach imo yes .

>>720821949
STOP QUESTIONING MY NARRATIVE

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>>720799620
>>720799947
Would’ve slopped up both these slops if it was simply a cool, masculine, White male mc. Ipso facto not playing or buying (I actually thought picrel was a guy until someone corrected me).

Bloober hate is all one guy.

>>720824130
I imagine he was a huge silent hill 2 fan excited to play for the first time but got burned when reality didn't meet expectations.

>>720824130
why does that one guy hate bloobler anyway
is he jealous of poland?

>>720799620
>booger team
>blooper team
>shit team

>>720824858
I'm guessing some bored faggot who's terminally on /v/ who played Layers of Fear or something almost a decade ago and didn't like it.

>>720824248
Coming from someone who loves the SH2 remake, using it as your first play-through and not the original is a retarded choice.

Gameplay, setting, atmosphere and plot is top notch. But ending is pure shit desu.

>>720812285
Because the devs are Polish and wanted to include it as a setting, what a retarded question.

>>720825392
sequelbait?

>>720825546
looks like it, but you need to beat NG+ to unlock it.

>>720799620
It's shit, that's what happened. I didn't even know it was from Bloober Team at first but when I realized it, it explained the awfulness

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>>720825392
>But ending is pure shit desu.
"come with me if you want to live"
*moments later*
"sorry sully, I LIED"

>>720799620
I played the tutorial and it was alright but if they just made the female wearing suit pretty as samus they would have found success.
these devs dont understand the audience for survival horror games. you were carried by silent hill name

its weird to not have a dodge button with gameplay like this. the enemies feel more aggressive than the ones in silent hill 2 remake. how does alan wake 2 have better combat feel that one is just movieslop 80% of the time

>>720825891
im not mad about what happened in the end, i dont like that they left most interesting parts without explaining shit. "le its a mystery" my ass.

>>720803601
thats not good enough, if a horror survival game is not worth replaying then the story MUST be fucking amazing and worth making threads about years later like soma. if not the game has to be fun for multiple runs like RE games. or at least have a hot protag to share fanart for

So anons, from which e-celeb did your get your opinion? I need to get the correct phrasing to fit in and blooper team demake sounds pedestrian.

>>720827028
all the content creators love the game, it's a bit surreal considering how mediocre the game is. They simply stop pretending .

>>720801621
>AI generated games before AI generated games
nailed it
if youre going to do nothing but borrow from successful big names then you dont need a big studio. thats what indie solo devs or small teams do. if you make a big budget horror game it has to stand out in at least one category

>>720827028
>nobody who dislikes something has a genuine opinion, it was just given to them by someone else
The fact that you can't conceive of people having independent thoughts says a lot more about you than it does about your fellow anons

I'm not playing as vag helmet. What the FUCK were they thinking with that design?

>>720799620
Was pretty fun. Nothing groundbreaking but had satisfying combat and a neat atmosphere and story

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>>720799620
Bloober doesn't seem to nail the balance between combat and running in its games. Generally in survivor horror resources should be scarce enough and monsters dangerous enough so you can't afford to kill every monster in your way. At the same time it should be easy enough to run away from monsters, which you can't really do in SH2 remake or Cronos indoors because monster attacks magnetize towards your ass. Silent Hill 1 monsters were fast enough to chase Harry for long time but in full speed they had trouble actually hitting Harry if you zigzagged a little bit.

Reason why running away from monsters works fine for survival horror is because the player didn't actually remove the threat, which is still there if he ever has to backtrack to the same area. There should be non-scripted areas where player can just get overwhelmed and running away from a horde is the right choice instead.

>>720824130
>>720824248
>>720825010
>everyone who hates this company who never made a single good game in their lives is actually just one guy
Holy fucking cope shills

>>720828084
Yeah.

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>>720828139
Cope shill

>>720828230
Cope for what?

>>720828084
found him

>>720828084
so why are you the way you are?
Were you abused as a child by your mother who repeatedly penetrated your boycunny with a bbc dildo

I saved the crazy dude that was mutating

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>>720828267
>Cope for what?

>>720828440
Huh?

>all the jeet shills got triggered
This company should spend less money paying for shills with their dogshit marketing money and more in actually making a good game

>Stomp corpse
>FPS gets halved
>Play with 90+ fps
>Enter new zone
>FPS gets halved and stays there

>>720828469
bots broken, just ignore it

>carvine has it's own ammo

NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY INVENTORY

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>>720828603
>t.

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>>720828816
>t.

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>>720810669
Yep, it's another giga flop

>>720829268
oof damn shame, i mean the game is kinda shit but it's a step in the right direction.. specially after blooper killed silent hill 2 with the demake and the MANISA

>>720804010
>doesn't get worse than that

I think the 'You could do this quest right now, if you bought the dlc (MTX LINK)' in-game thing from one of the Dragon Ages is still worse.

>>720799620
turbo woke slop

I'm an hour in and having fun.
I don't understand how it looks worse than sh2 while performing basically the same but with less stuttering but whatever.

>>720829268
>The game is shit and is doing shit numbers
Makes sense

>>720799947
wait the mc of this is also female? goddamn those idiots, if they had put her in a skintight bodysuit it would have sold millions (but only if they put that as an optional skin since normalfag cattle doesn't want to be seen playing what they call "gooner games")

>>720801367
digits don't mean anything anymore, most of the normies that post on 4chins now don't even understand what get means

>>720829268
deserved after what they did to maria and angela

>>720830102
or just have a metroid style samus reveal halfway through

All these bloober shills ITT not even pretending. Having a blast amirite?

>>720809593
upvoted

Too hard for faggots
I've seen people play it

>>720831323
i'm having the worst time of my life actually. At least it's not e33 or sh2 demake

>>720831629
If that is true how come I managed to beat it then huh!?

>>720810621
>antisovl gas
>>720811021
woah, where is the smog?! Think of the saaaar and chinaman that live in constant smog!

>>720831629
It's a bad kind of hard though. Like when people say a game is "hard" they want something like Ninja Gaiden, Megaman, *Souls, etc. where it's punishing and requires good execution and reactions but it's logical and mostly fair.
Cronos is the bad kind of hard where the controls suck, the enemy animations are horseshit, there's no defensive options other than running around and the animation solver is fucking retarded so whether you get away or not is dependent on which animation it chooses to lock you into as you try to turn and run.
Yes, with perseverance you can figure out what to do to cheese the limited enemy AI, but it's not what anyone would call fun or worthwhile. And even if you do persist with the shit gameplay, the story isn't worth it.

>>720832624
>the animation solver is fucking retarded so whether you get away or not is dependent on which animation it chooses to lock you into as you try to turn and run.
I hate this shit so much
Just use consistent animations, it looks fine and doesn't fuck with the gameplay

>>720832624
>you have to aim for 10 seconds if you want your starting pistol to hit anything in the same hemisphere of where you're aiming
>I am a game design genius

>>720832624
first merged enemy the game introduced. I have good mouse tracking. started charging as soon as it rounded the corner. landed the fully charged headshot, and then it hit me for half health because the character moves likes molasses and has no dodge or block or parry. then I ran down the end and landed another charged headshot. it hit me again. wtf was I just supposed to run away? I just slept after that and that combat felt so bad I didnt even feel like loading up the game next day.

>>720831323
Wait no you are the mentally ill macaco that shit talks nintendo, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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>polish studio
>still insists on consulting a DEI rewriting studio like Hit Detection

why

>>720834182
>company does thing that makes investors treat them more favorably
>/v/ is baffled

>>720834887
>Want to make money
>Make money losing moves
Nani??

>>720824054
returnal is a good game tho

>>720829468
Silent Hill 2 sold very well though. This game is just shit.

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>>720835054
>money losing moves

bump

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I stopped playing this shit game to read Gantz and I dont regret it.