What would your name be if you lived in the death stranding universe?
Sexfuckman
Big Penis Chud
Cool Dudelord
>>720800594Jack Cumman
>>720800594Lazy Fartman
>>720800594Plays gamesman
even morefragile
I LOVE LEA SEYDOUX MAN
>>720800594IHadSexWithYourMomLastNightMan
TomorrowsFeetinmymouthMan
SNEED FEEDMAN
>ree tardman
DependsIf I'm plot relevant it'd be StarmanIf I'm not it'd be something silly like Forrest WalkerIf I'm unnamed or named for what I do it's probably Solitary Anthropologist and I'd give upgrades for getting structures seen in multiplayer, like some kind of bench at the timefall shelter or a holographic billboard
Jack OffmanEvery time I masturbate, and I am a chronic masturbator by the way, I get ten years older. Sam has to deliver me the Good News so I change my wicked ways before a rival porter delivers me the last remaining copy of Puni Paradise and Wanko-Chan: Soft Melon Cafe and I masturbate myself to death and cause a void out that destroys the entire western seaboard.
Vir Ginman
Waste Timesman Time passes three times faster when you equip my item, and Sam is constantly needing to piss and eat, but never drink. He constantly complains about his wasted potential, as do I.
Jew Stabber
NEET Hider
Not Appearinginthisgameman
Dick Softman
Shit Dickman
Wo man
Nate Higgersman
>>720800594FEELS GOODMANit would actually be Cums Fastman
>>720800594Fatman
Revolving OcelotI just wear a fursuit and spin in an office chair
>>720800594Fat Gamer America Bridges
Sneed Feedman
Bitchpiss the Axehammerer
>>720800594FatOCDman.
Feeder Eatmore
>>720800594RIP SHARTMAN
Helly D'Inferno, a man denied outerheaven
Biggy T. Higgs
Chuck Fuckman
lone gunman
Hugh Will Nevill Bea Wu Mann Man
RAPE RAPEMAN
Fart Sniffman
>>720800594Dudeguyman
>>720800594Skip Cutsceneman
Bald-Chudman
>>720800594Gaysexman
>>720800594Fat Retardman
'tsallgoodman
>>720800594STAYAT HOMEMAN
>>720800594Chow Yun-Thin
>>720800749Curious. As far as I know, no one on /v/ plays video games.
>>720800594Hot Stoveman
It's-Ma'amman
Neil-Druckman
>>720800594Adolf Naziman
>>720800594Göring Her-Man
>>720813171Thats his gimmick. He carries a ps3 with several games.
>>720813629>goring her manGay
>>720800594CantSleepManFucking kill me please
>>720800594Teach Kidman.
my name would change to whoever was addressing me in the moment.
>>720814359run 5 miles every other day
Long DickmanBig JohnonmanHugh MongouscockmanGiant WienermanGigantic PPmanJohnholmes Man
Hates WoMan
Will Neverbeawoman
>>720800594Full-hardonmanCantfallasleepman.
Dick Splitman
>>720814580I powerlift 2 hours 2 times a week, run 30 minutes twice a week, walk at a relaxing pace for an hour twice a week. My body is plenty tired, my mind won't shut the fuck up. I have even been caffeine free for 4 months and if I manage to get to bed early I'll just wake up 5-6 times a night. Then I roll out of bed feeling like a failed genetic experiment crawling out of a malfunctioning gestation pod, be exhausted from 6:30-5, and then once again lose the ability to sleep.
