hmm..

>>720804113
MALE

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For me, it's Ravenclaw for the asian cuties.

>>720804178
Polyjuice potion time

I liked Hogwarts Legacy but I'm a sick fuck who loves cooldown-based ability spam

>>720804618
It was alright, I thought it was funny turning the room of requirement into a magical meth lab and just spamming items to win. Story was dumb and forgettable though.

>>720804593
Hmmmm....MALE

>>720804714
I am literally a girl.

ya'll just can't help yourselves with the unprovoked transphobia, huh?

>>720804749
hmmmm.... M A L E

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>>720804113
Slytherin has to be the canon choice, cant see the MC for other houses being as murder happy plus it works the best with Sebastian and Ominis

Imagine picking hufflepuff

>>720805251
kek

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>>720805306
for me it's gryffindor, something about you're two best friends being in another house is a cool dynamic.

>>720805379
Hufflepuff has genki thicc girls

>>720804113
What’s the house for people who realize its all futile because everything eventually turns to dust.

>>720805712
>thicc
Negroid fetish.

>>720805412
lmao

Ravenclaw CHADS.

>>720804113
lol sorry scumbag, it's not your fault

>>720805306
It's Ravenclaw since there's no Ravenclaw companion

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>>720805743
Stunning and brave low-test white dicklet

>>720806103
pretty sure it's the space nerd indian kid from what i remember

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>>720805412
Man, I miss the time when people used to make funny wojak and pepe comics, before normalfags started appropriating them...

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Normies don't know the sorting hat wanted to put Harry into Slytherin, but changed his mind or something

>>720806303
That's not thicc, that's normal. Thicc is chubby chaser slang.

who are the muscle wizard house?

>>720806320
you only do one mission with him, meanwhile all the other three have full arcs

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>My name is dudu osum. Mai fahmulie tranfehr from de land of ooba bonga school of goban osum dahk majeek
DROPPED

>>720806432
Nah the sorting hat always picks the house you want.

>>720806667
Nothing in this franchise makes any sense. Written by the seat of their pants.

>>720806303
>sees a woman
>starts thinking about cocks
high test my ass

>>720806432
Unless there is a very good reason or you're undecided (which, sure, most children would), the sorting hat tends to give you whatever you want

Sometimes he talks a bit and want to make sure, but if you feel like a real slytherin nigga he'll send you into slytherin even if you aren't really slytherin right now

>>720806726
They're 12 years old, their personalities aren't even fully formed, and would you send someone into a house he genuinely hates for the next 6 years

it's common sense

>>720806575
>comes from the land of magical tribal niggers
Lmao.

>>720804113
Bump