Where do you go from this tho? It's like doing Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone first and then going straight to Deathly Hallows..
What a gay comparisonTendies really are manchildren
They probably should've adapted Super Mario Land and introduced Daisy first, but it Rosalina is probably a more compelling character and I bet there won't really even be any more movies.
>>720804560Skipping that many movies would be a great idea since it means you don't have to get bored as much with the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>720804667Anon, this movie will make another billion too. There will be more movies, probably Mario Wonder Movie and spin offs for Yodhi, Donkey Kong and Luigi
Oh I have a screencap for this. Anyway I didn't see the first one and I won't see the second one, they weren't made for me and they look like hot trash.
>>720804560smashbros after kirby movie
next is Multiverse.
>>720804835Get woke, go br-ACK
>>720804560sunshine movie
>>720804560Wonder
>>720804560At least they aren't butchering Zelda
>>720805286>he doesn't know
>>720804560Nigga...They can go anywhere they want or nowhere. Like what even is your question?
>>720804560I'm not watching a cuck simp protagonist.
>>720804560Rip off an RPG plot. They're less grand than Galaxy, but the stakes are usually high.>Mario and Luigi go on a glove spanning treasure hunt, unaware that the prize they seek is a centuries old, imprisoned demon.>Mario and the gang are revealed to be part of a project that encompasses the fate of entire dimensions and the end of all things.>Mushroom Kingdom alien invasion.Or, go full spinoff>Fully commit to the DKC movie>Luigi's Mansion>Bowser's Inside Story that serves as his redemption arc.
>>720804560Are you implying Galaxy is peak Mario? Imbecile.
>>720804560>Won't somebody think of the franchise!!!!!No. I will enjoy this movie and not give a shit about the sequels that they never said they were doing. You guys are so fucking braindead from mcu shit that you forgot that movies aren't supposed to be universes.
>>720806072As far as spectacle goes this is going to be pretty peak. This movie is looking to make space feel big again, and bring back the wonder of discovery.
I would have preferred a Super Mario world movie with the koopalings as villains and focusing on Mario and Yoshis friendship.
>>720806426>seven villains in one movieHow bro?
>>720806485Spider-Man No Way Home had 5 villains
>>720806485The gang go separate ways and each one fights a koopaling, like a one piece arc
>>720804667Nobody gives a shit about either, this will be Yoshi's movie, women and children love that freak. And cartoons are made for women and children
>>720806485it's not like they have to be perfectly characterized dude, an ensemble cast as villains for a film could totally work if you have them play off eachother. They'd all more or less have the same goal anyway, right?
>>720804560Yeah I feel like this would've been better as a third movie. It's like if sonic immediately blew their SA2 load in the 2nd movie.
>>720806573Nintendon't copy slop.>>720806820>PLEASE make it a franchise universe PLEASE!!!!No.
>>720807008Cope snoy
>>720804690Classic
>>720807008>Nintendon't copy slop
These movies will be fine as long as Miyamoto strangled the homofag out of Illumination. I hope Nintendo puts autistic Japanese men in control of Mario when he leaves.
>>720807646Actually autism isn't a good thing.
>>720806014Can't have Bowser's Inside Story without previously introducing fawful though, right?
>>720804667Daisy is too sexy to be in a kid's movie
>>720807960Fawful being an old antagonist that isn't important for a BIS adaption. He could just show up as a new villain with an axe to grind against Peach. Maybe allude to the Beanbean kingdom having recently fallen from mysterious circumstances (Fawful screwed up a coup and ended up getting banished).
>>720807509Cope
>>720804560What kind of comparison is that? They’ve never cared about telling an overarching story that spans across multiple games that must be consumed in order. They just like having the freedom of putting Mario stuff in any setting they want without concern of continuity.
>>720804560They had to go big with a sequel
>>720808541>grind against Peachhnng
>>720809236Really
>>720808807That's what your doing yeah
Got auramogged by the sonic adventure 2 adaptation movie and this was the best they could come up with?
>>720804560Movie speaking? Thankfully nowhere and it dies with this oneGame speaking? Super Mario Multiverse incoming, our bodies are not ready
Could a Mario game fully focused on cave spelunking work?
>>720804835reading this and realizing I forgot everything that happens in this movie. How can a SUPER MARIO movie be so boring? The original movie was shit but at least it's memorable because it's so bad but this one is... just mediocre. Fuck Illumination and fuck Nintendo for greenlighting this shit. It's like having a movie generator and leaving everything as default settings and only adding a coat of "Mario".
>>720804560The only Mario movie for me is the live action one. Absolute kino
>>720811707Gay
>>720804560Is galaxy game that good tho?
>>720813205Yes, it is. And 2 is even better.
>>720813205Yeah. It's great
>>720813205No, it's dogshit only trans people like.
