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ME OWN FOOKIN SON... PLAYIN' A HEALER
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>>720816918
Me own son, a /v/pol/ user...
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>>720817117
I find it curious how these types are still more respected than incels.
I'm guessing it's because they can still get a crumb of pussy?
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>ME OWN FOOKIN' SON... PLAYIN' FOOKIN' WANDERER
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>>720816918
I enjoyed playing medic in Killing Floor
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>>720817117
>Heh, he may get her pussy, but he pays for my PIZZA
>#winning
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>>720817853
Me too because moat incels are volcels anyway.
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>ME OWN FOOKIN' SON...WORSHIPPING FOOKIN' ME
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>>720817117
>taking the leftovers home to my husband
hehehe...
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>>720817853
who is respecting them? they get made fun of by everyone
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>>720817853
It's because they're basically slaves to the women, they might get token acknowledgement as being an "ally" or whatever their new word is, but the woman sees them more as a pet than a partner. They are the apathetic gray sludge of humanity, blindly and toothlessly nodding affirmations at them.
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>>720816918
but it's a game where you shoot your teammates with a gun to heal them
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>>720817117
How come polyamorous people always look like... that?
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>>720817117
>septum piercing
Like clockwork
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>>720818216
kek
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>>720817117
inb4 thread gets deleted lul
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>>720817117
>nose ring
It's like part of the uniform.
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>>720817117
Why are leftists like this?
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>>720818274
Lol no
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>>720817853
I could respect trannies a bit more than incels. that should give you an idea where you sit on the subhuman failure scale, incel.
>>720818117
>incels are volcels anyway
>I-I-I could have sex right now I just don't want to, alright?
holy cope and seethe lmao you subhuman trash
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>>720818997
You could respect people who cut off their genitalia just to get fucked? I don't think you know what "subhuman" is.
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>>720817117
There's probably cum on that pizza haha
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>ME OWN FOOKIN SON...TROLLING ME IN MY VERY OWN THREAD...H-HES GROWN SO MUCH.... :')
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>>720817117
The dude looks miserable
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>>720818997
It's ok, Rasheed. You'll get your turn in next week's gangrape.
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Being a Healer is fun.
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>>720817117
>Free food
>Somebody else already fucked the ogre so you don’t have to
win/win
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>>720818959
no one respects them. not even their partners
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>>720817117
Wtf
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>>720816918
>ME OWN FOOKIN SON... PLAYIN' A HEALER
I used to be like this until I realized how fucking fun letting the raging WoW/LoL shitter repeatedly die could be.
>must be your fault mate, nobody else is even close to struggling here
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>>720818274
incels get hate from libs and women publicly, cucks get hate from rightwingers and men publicly, but from women only in private conversations. These two groups are despised by almost everyone, the big difference in who is harrassing them directly
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I like to make my tanks shit themselves with how low they go. Of course, they could always just call my bluff and actually drop themselves but they never do. It feels fantastic to play chicken with someone else's life
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>>720817117
>cucked for two whole slices of 'za
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>>720817117
They're always extremely ugly. Just goes to show how perverse the whole thing is that even the average roastie won't engage in it out of shame.
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>>720817117
leftists look like people ready to go to hell at any moment, kek
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>>720820642
It's a real skill keeping a player healthy but making it look like their tank's breaking. In PvP games bait-tanking your mates can be a winning strat
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>>720817117
The fuck is even going on in that vid?
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>>720817117
i see nothing wrong with these better men
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>>720817117
They look exactly as I imagine they would look lmao
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I get random whispers in Classic WoW asking me to heal dungeons
I haven't accepted any yet but I say "sorry busy" instead of ghosting them
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>>720819543
Healing is the least peaceful thing you can do, one wasted gcd or wasted cd can mean a total party wipe during heavy damage
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>>720817117
>
>>720819543
trvthnuke
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>>720816918
Back when I played TF2 I'd only play medic if there was no medic on our team or if the one we did have was retarded. So I played medic 90% of the time.
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>>720822520
More like
>"sore bussy"
amirite?!
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>>720822520
Yea I dont blame you for playing classic woe buddy, they dont make new videogames anymore. Im actually. Dude I cant even believe the shit im witnessing.
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>>720823072
If you're not a total retard, have some grasp of what's going on/combat mechanics and think ~3 seconds ahead it is.
>top people off with cheap HoTs
>throw the occasional medium heal on whomever needs it (if they're not actively killing themselves)
>time your long casts/heavy heals on the tank when there's big shit incoming.
EZ
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>>720823335
Star Trek online and lord of the rings online are still on the front page of steam. Thats almost like showing us Tetris and pacman next to wow during its release. Except we just don’t get any new releases anymore. All we get are RuneScape updates of final fantasy expansions. Im so bored of gaming lol, and I think I know why.
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>tfw 'omelander done me fookin' woife in and nicked me bloody son
any games for this feel?
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>>720816918
Being a healer is fucking great in shooters. Playing medic in HLL and crawling across an empty field with just two smokes and rezzing half my team is peak gameplay
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>being british
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>>720816918
When I was young i was very good at dueling in DM (only one mp that we have) now I'm old and playing healer duelist and make emenly cry in chat ;)
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>>720817117
Listen and learn, a better man is eating pizza.
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>>720817117
What's wrong with it, buddy? Polycules/polywhatever is the new normal, ask any psychologist and they'll confirm that zooms and younger are plagued by it
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>>720817117
You know I was fine with this video until the cut to a disgusting foid
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>>720823930
https://youtu.be/d4N7lYQnXSI?t=3
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>>720817117
>guaranteed_replies.webm
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>>720818997
I knew you would give that response. You're like an automated program, not a real person.
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>>720817117
GOOOOODS
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>>720818565
Because those kinds of people are the only ones interested in treating themsevles as such
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>>720817117
Adultery is disgusting.
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>>720816918
>Haha, health bar go up
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>>720817117
as soon as I saw that women I just knew
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>>720816918
>everyone from this shit propaganda show got emmy awards
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>>720817117
Sodom and Gomorrah had more morality than this.
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Why do they always look like this
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>>720817117
>act like subhuman garbage on camera and willingly, publicly, share it on social media to show every that you are a piece of shit just for clicks
Woman should have never gotten the right to vote and social media was a mistake.
The world as we knew it ended after 2007.
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>>720823303
I don't know why, but I can sense this is cropped fat fetish art
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best games to be a healslut? other than tf2 and mmos
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>>720817117
Unironically hope that fag kills himself, have some self respect
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>>720827076
Fat puffy little loli pussy, yeah
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>>720816918
Healer is just DPS on your own party.
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>>720818997
>>I-I-I could have sex right now I just don't want to, alright?
I can LITERALLY call a hooker to fuck and suck me RIGHT now.
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>>720817117
BOY. Where your mother got the ‘za slice is none of our concern. We must be better men.
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>>720817117
Who saw her face in the profile and said, yeah I want to date her…
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>>720833009
Perhaps he likes who she is as a person after getting to know her?
Or perhaps the entire video is staged and/or fake to drive engagement?
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>>720819543
>>720823072
>>720823463
It's only stressful and high actions per minute if you play a healer like Disc priest in WoW that needs to preemptively throw shields and damage mitigation and deal damage TO heal, so you have the stress of doing the mechanics and positioning as DPS, but you also have to babysit the DPS and occasionally the tank so the full party doesn't wipe.
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>>720817117
Aaaaannnd they look exactly as I'd imagine they looked.
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>>720826092
Infested with evil spirits. Many such cases.
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>>720817117
her husband is a Better Man than i...
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>>720819543
This. im doing heals right now in WoW. Tank was good but only 2 roles per raid usually. Healer is a lot more fun and you know they cant do a thing without you.
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>>720826092
>paw print tattoo
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>>720817117
that pizza looks fucking dreadful. you could do better with frozen pizza, maybe even bagel bites
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>>720817117
all the worst parts of cucking with none of the fun
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>>720817117
Why do they always look like this?

God poly cucks are truly worse than incels.
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>>720835834
>with none of the fun
Uh, he got a couple of slices of free pizza!
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>>720835461
my problem was the disparity between easy and hard content
healing hard content is the most fun you can have in WoW, but then heroic raids and mid level keys are mindnumbing
stuff like 2 healing a 18 man heroic raid is fun as fuck, but healing a normal comp heroic raid makes me want to uninstall
I don't play the game at all anymore tho
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>>720835664
well yeah, that's the beast
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>>720835664
It usually just means that they've lost a pet and that it's a form of memorial. It doesn't mean: "dogfucker"
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>>720816918
What would you guys do if you found out your son was a neo nazi? I'd disown him.
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>>720835939
it's really fucking retarded to describe this as a cycle
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>>720836306
No one ITT has/will ever have offspring.
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>>720836306
Better than him trooning out DESU.
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>>720836362
But history is a rolling rock anon.

Nothing ever TRULY changes.
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>>720819543
this but unironically
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>>720836476
yeah, lotta examples of pre-AD feminist societies that collapsed and then rose again as patriarchal
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>>720836451
I'd rather they be comfortable in their own skin than attacking others for theirs.
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>>720817117
Tbqh you must be very brave to fuck that... ogress (i mean both the cukc and NTRman)
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>>720836306
Ill tell you how it goes in a few years, assuming my daughter is receptive to my National Socialist teachings
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My dad would never say that because he plays healer. He is the cleric.
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>>720816918
I don't know who would want to play healer, it's the equivalent of customer service jobs but in your videogames.
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>>720817117
They always look the same. This game SUCKS, I want more enemy variety. Enough with these Mrs. Septum Piercings and Mr. Manbun-kikecurls.
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>>720837721
that's only because of how piss easy most mmo content is. dps is fun in easy content because of the damage meter, healing requires real challenge to be fun
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>>720836213
i disagree
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>>720816918
son?
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>>720836064
FF14's similar
While progging you have to be on top of so much, be ready for emergency healing, know when you'll need mitigations, when you're safe to ressurect dead shitters, when you can mash the damage button
As soon as your group has a few weeks of fear you through out an AoE heal cooldown every minute or so
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>>720838264
>I'm a sick fuck degenerate so MY perspective MUST be reality!
LA Mayo
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>>720816918
Grew up on EverQuest then WoW and EQ 2. It is true. Only people that played healers were women and homos. Not like the
>U gay lol
Homos.... But like legit actual homos
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>>720836213
depends on the person. you can tell at a glance at the person and the tattoo itself whether it's a mentally ill subhuman or a normal person's memorial
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>>720838379
funi begets reality
it's not that deep poltard no need to have a meltdown
also you're underage so please leave this adult site
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>>720835939
You would hope that now with the internet they would notice the cycle and then just keep it on patriarchal traditionalism. But I guess the simps ruin everying and give women power just to try to get a crumb of pussy.
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>>720838556
I'm at VERY LEAST 15 years older than (You) though.
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>>720838538
My cat died after 17 years and having had him since he was 3 months old. I got his paw print tattooed on my chest.
Yes, some tattoos are based.
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>>720838686
Now everyone who sees it automatically thinks you gape dog anus for fun, LMAO
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>>720838791
And? It is!
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>>720819543
how is it fun having retards screech at you non stop?
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>>720838686
RIP kitty. I have 2 tattoos, ones a memorial for my wife, the other is a Detroit Lions logo
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>>720835834
>none of the fun
What's the fun part? Sitting in the cuck chair?
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>>720838924
>Detroit Lions
Based art.
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>Played as a Tank in WoW
>Try Healer
>Instinctively do all the pulls to speed up the pace
>Keep telling tank to pull already, trusting my own skills keeping him alive

I don't know if this is considered good healing.
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>>720839720
if nobody died it was good
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>>720840684
No one died but I was causing stress on purpose.
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>>720826092
>dildo on the shelf
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>>720838685
ok then you're one of those delusional schizo boomers. either stay in your containment board or go back. this is place is about fun video games and bestiality. always has and always will be
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>>720841202
Go ahead. Post beast then. See what happens.
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If your first GF is over the age of 30 then you're a genetic dead-end betabuxxing cuck holding onto chad's leftovers and should probably kill yourself
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>>720841282
sent you a pm
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>>720817117
>Better Man gets free pizza and dodges having to fuck the Ogre
he won
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>>720841390
That's what I THOUGHT. Fucking PUSSY. SYBAU
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>>720836306
I'd shake his hand and watch some war documentaries together.
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>>720841460
>Fucking PUSSY
that's the spirit!
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>>720841150
made me check and i think you mean dildos
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>>720836213
counterpoint: the shelf of bad dragon dildos
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>>720835939

I don't know any examples of civilizations that went through through the cycles described by this image. This theory looks made up rather than based on patterns observed throughout history to me.
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>>720842057
So? I bought a fucking Bad Dragon masturbator once but I've never in my entire life fucked an animal.

You're dumb.
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>>720816918
Healing is actually fun. And I'm a misogynist. Not the type of misogynist that says "Women belong in the kitchen, lol" but the type that says "If you want something done right, you don't fucking send a women".
In all my years of playing vidya and especially mmos (honorable mention goes to TF2). I have NEVER encountered a girl gamer that wasnt a fucking waste.
In wow. Either I tank (as a self healing Death Knight, incase i have to work with one of the shit for brain women/healers in the guild. Or if someone reliable would tank, I'd keep that fucker alive and let him pull EVERYTHING.

Healing isn't a girls job. Women can't do fucking anything right.
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>>720817853
Respected by.. who?
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>>720841389
but enough about (You)
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>>720842216
t. dogfucker
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>>720842759
It was a horse pussy tho
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>>720819543
>you will never play healer in Bloodline Champions or Battlerite ever again
why live healerbros
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>>720838854
Stop playing with russians or chinks, no more screeching.
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>>720837318
Seems like the mentally ill troons are doing all the attacking lately though huh?
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>>720842830
ok based
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>>720819543
Healer is only fun if you have a good group of regulars to play with. Otherwise you’re just babysitting retards who will blame you for their own fuck ups as they charge headfirst into enemy fire without a second thought. It’s a ton of work for no recognition.
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>>720842708
I've had sex with more 19 year olds than you ever will in your life. that's what happens when you're not genetic trash like you
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I only heal/support to get into dungeons faster.
>>720820642
Its great.
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>>720842117
Early human societies were matriarchal according to (((historians))).
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>>720817117
White polyamorous couples give me the same reaction I have to seeing maggots, It's just so fucked up
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>>720843225
Why would someone lie on the internet?
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I miss original AST before it was streamlined and it was card games the healer. I miss playing disc priest and giving shields. Mmo is such a dead genre the magic is gone and healing died with it. Playing mercy in overwatch isn’t the same it’s boring and lame.
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>>720819543
I don't mind it. Sometimes I intentionally sabotage people I don't like and refuse to heal them. They get mad and I get entertainment.
Healer has power most overlook.
If you want me to heal you, you have to earn it, faggots.
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>>720826092
dios mio...
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>>720838791
Cookie, actually.
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>be tankfag
>out-DPS the DPS
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>>720817117
I have never seen a polyamorist people except in porn. Where do these people even hookup? What kind of men even coom to these promiscious women?
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>>720843020
people bitch and cry no matter what race or location they come from when you play healer, as >>720843176 pretty much hit the nail on the head as to why it sucks dealing with piss babies
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>>720826092
I would be lying if I said I wouldn't.
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>TBC
>Play as Tank
>Underbog
>DPS are full retards and pulling constantly while healer is on mana break
>He is constantly on stress and using cooldowns
>Manage to clear the dungeon
>0 deaths

>Random DPS: "Another run?"
>Healer: "NO. Fuck off"
>Healer left the party

Healers, what's your response?
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>>720844231
I hate parsefaggotry
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>>720817117
>the absolute misery emanating from this webm
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>>720835834
what the fuck are you talking about.
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>>720842476
I swear I had an image somewhere about being the type of misogynist that doesn't allow women in the kitchen.
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>>720846489
I didn't know animales learned how to write. How vexing.
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>>720817117
he's doing it wrong
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>>720851179
>reverse cucking
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>>720818997
Rape is as easy as having a weapon, prostitution is as easy as having money and means of transportation, and there's always jail if you want it like that. Hate 'em or not, they clearly just have a standard that isn't being metmostly for themselves. Then the FBI grooms them into mass shootings.
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>>720851179
I was giggling until the 2nd to last line.
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>>720817117
Average Democrat voting couple
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>>720816918
LOL. Too funny. Is that saying from a movie or something?
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>>720851179
they even have children?!
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>>720818573
I genuinely want to see a study done on why septum piercings are a guaranteed indicator that the woman is insane. In my every day life and on the Internet, it there's a septum piercing, she fucking whacked in the head.
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>>720817117
lmao
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>>720817117
genuinely despicable what she make him live through
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>>720835664
Built for BDC.
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>>720838854
just mute them



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