>this is supposed to be a c-section
>>720827591Hardly the silliest thing in MGS3.
>>720827591The doctor was drunk obviously
to be honest why did she go into normandy with a baby ready to burst?
>>720827591bravo kojimbo truly she wasn't so fragile after all
>>720827881have you ever seen a james bond movielike the OG onesthey're full of retarded shitkojima was trying to out-retard them all because he's a pretentious hack
>Yeh I'll get da lil' shit outta ya, jus hold still...
>>720827591Was she giving birth at sea? How the fuck do you botch a c-section this bad and survive?
If Konami wants to redeem themselves, they'll need to tackle the difficult task of making MGS6 take place in World War 2.
MGS2 was crazy because it was post-modern and dabbling with the very idea of realityMGS3 was just retardedMGS4 was a humiliation ritual
>>720827591>>720828114kek
>>720827591>>720828125she was given an emergency c-section while storming the beach of normandy on d-day
>>720828259>World War 2I thought that was already done with the shitty war sections in Death Stranding?
>>720828664She was also the first to storm the beaches and single-handedly cleared all the pillboxes with cqc.
>>720827881Duty callDo you think she can cancel the entire operation to deliver the fucking baby?That is why irl women can't be a solider>>720827881
>>720827591PO actually explained that this was a way for her to hide tools. BB also has such a scar and hides a wire saw in it.
>>720827591anon, I respect the hell out of that guy but Kojima is a fucking retard.... how is this news to you?
>>720827591You have to remember this is symbolism coming from the guy who names his characters shit like Sam Porter Bridges for the guy who delivers packages.
>>720827881 Because only The Boss could wage war and wage labor simultaneously. She didn’t just carry the legacy of her country into battle-she carried a whole-ass fetus. Kojima probably thought "What’s more metal than childbirth during D-Day?" and ran with it.
>>720829320What tools is she supposed to be hiding? Those tits?
>>720829320you could also just put them inside a plastic capsule and shove them up your ass or pussy, but yeah sure just cut yourself up and store shit under your skin where it can very easily cause an infection and getting it out will put you out of commission form blood loss
>>720828664So fucking what?C-sections are done below the navel not at chest height.With that cut you basically have to go past the lungs, trough diaphragm, stomach and guts to reach the uterus.
>>720830360She's hiding my tool in her belly, m8
>>720830627I always just figured it was bad translation of shaky writing. She was given an emergency C-section and it was a battlefield. The scar and the c-section are not the same thing, they just happened to coincide.Jap writing is like that.Writer: "Here's two unrelated pieces of information" Fans: "I am confuse! Why does A+B cause outcome C! Commence fan theories and arguments!"Writer: "???"
Did any porn fellas rip the models from delta yet?
>>720830890That could be possible. Certainly better than the alternative.
>>720827591Dei doctors be like
>>720827591>hol up I got this
>>720827591looks more like and s-section to be frank
>>720828259>set around some bullshit where the patriots created the Metal Gear Mark V tank>it can stealthily ride up to trenches and blast them with machine gun fire and mustard gas>you don't even need to piss on the gunswar has changed
>>720830538Everything you said is true, however it doesn't change the fact that in the real world spies tried that shit. It's important to understand that when real spies did it the tools were not like a fucking hand saw and a bowie knife, it was small metal implements, wire, etc. The idea was you get strip searched and maybe they even give your butt a good plunging for good measure but they don't realise that wound on your leg is actually hiding the thing that will let you pick the lock later.And yes, you get serious complications that can quickly turn fatal from doing it, but that's spying in a time of war, any edge you can give yourself might be the thing that saves you. Better to have blood poisoning in a US hospital than be getting the shit kicked out of you in a NK prison.
>>720827591Why is she okay with showing off her tits to Snake?Isn't that a bit weird?
>>720831308it's perfectly fine considering what the Boss already taught him
>>720831875It seems CQC is more "versatile" than I thought
>>720827591Her scar turns into a snake and slithers away. Are we gonna talk about this?
>Used to be called The JoyWhat the boss a psycho or something?
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>>720832667She was a slut like Eva, no wonder she got knocked up.
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>>720827591Motherfucker, that's a z-section. Bitch went all the way through the alphabet at lightspeed.
>>720832667She used to flash her enemies to lower their guard.The joy they felt from seeing her knockers made them easy to take out.
It was supposed to be a snake tattoo but in Japan tattoos are linked to the yakuza so they halfassed it to a surgery scar.
>>720832758>Nutcase who loves war has sex on the battlefield with the depressed loner who can hear the deadWhat did Kojima means by this?
>>720832667I think it's referring to the joy of battle, so yeah, kinda?
>>720827591much like the next game in the series, the final exposition dump fucking makes everything retarded.>Jack did you know I not only gave birth while storming the beach I fucking PISSED ON THE MOON
>>720834428haha imagine getting squirted on by her during one of her wild sex orgies
Her whole d-day story sounded like the type of thing a pregnancy fetishist who was also into military stuff would draw.
>>720834215Not going to lie the first time I saw the original pic of this I thought it was a fucking GMOD wallpaper
The only kojima game ive ever played was V because it had good gameplayOutside of that I have literally never once seen any kind of good, objective argument from kojima fanboys as to why they like him so muchPretty much just convinced he's a pseud developer that appeals to pseud gamers
>>720827591My wife just got one and I wonder what kind of fucking magic potions they pump into you to not feel a doctor cutting 6 layers of your body while fully lucid.I was right there in the room when they did it and we were talking about last days lunch as normal because she felt fucking NOTHING.
>>720827591This kind of scar doesn't make sense for literally any kind of surgery
>>720827881because being preggo isn't a huge deal when you have super strength and an invisible shield that deflects bullets in front of you for some reason
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>>720830360she was hiding a funny snake that slithers away at the end, pay attention
>>720830627ocelot was a very big baby, ok
>>720832981The sex much have been intense
>>720831290this, for every wacky james bond movie gadget there is an equally retarded idea that's at the very least tried by a spook at some point
>>720827591Yes probably it was made by a pajeet doctor though...
>>720827591>I don't understand, I just can't find the baby>Whose foot prints are these?
>>720827881Kojima came up with the idea called "fetus", truly one of the creatividads of our time
>>720828259I just want a co-op mgs for fucks sake, 5 could've been so much more
>>720827591He just wanted to give her a cool snake like scar for le symbolism but was too retarded to give it a believable reason
>>720832667Go full bloodbath mode on MGS3 and Snake loves the violence.
>>720834215oh shit lmao ahahhahahaha
