You mean that an infinite number of men from an infinite mumber of timelines will be deep inside Cheelai in the next Xenoverse 2 DLC??YIPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESCOOBY DOOBY DOO!!I'M SUCH A HAPPY CÜCK!!!!htyoutube.com/watch?v=XPbEhEADsYM
>>720836305Better man right here
>>720836305Erm yeap, he did say that
Old Broly is so much better
Im boring, gonna dump some /dbs/ pastas here
Yup! I'm a little poopyrat, a real scatpuppy. I love a good poopylog sliding down my poopy hole yup yup! No better feeling infact. Yup time for a nice old scat bath in a scat tub. Scatty fatty poopoo yup yup! My buttholey is nice and loose for this next log, it'll be a big one so open wide bejita. Yup! Boy you're one lucky saiyan bejita i'd love to have a taste of my logs but chi-ch- says i'll get fat. Cmon bejita she'll never know just slip one log nugget from my poopy butt and toss it in my mouth. Wowieee yumeroo!! This stuff is great I'm hooked keep em coming bejita i won't stop until my belly is full, call me scatglutton cause this stuff is AMAZING i need some yummy scatty logs in my tummy right now you can have some too bejita don't worry just open up nice and wide I'll make sure this nice one is nice and juicy but brace yourself I feel some pressure on this, make sure to inhale some of those fumes chi-chi said they're good for you Yup!
>>720836305Me when I realize my wife came pre-fucked and the Nintendo switch 2 just came out pre-owned as well.
Bejita. That superscattyfour hairy scattypoopylog you just unloaded in my mouth? The best scatty i've had in my life. The texture, the consistancy, the hair, the shade of brown, everything was perfect. I'm not done yet bejita, my stomach is begging for more of your scatties, Bejita I can see your scattyhole is just leaking with brownscattygoodness my heightened senses can smell your scatties overflowing out of your trousers and onto the floor, what business do those scatties have not being in my mouth Bejita? I understand you can't hold your scatties in the same way you used to before I gave my "special attack" to your buttholey but you can't tease me like this bejita
>>720837372>>720837484Rukiafag..
my gf has had 73 sexual partners. is that normal?
Why hello there trunks, I notice that's quite a big poopylog you have dangling out of your poopybutt. You see me and your old man are real Scatgluttons, Scatfiends if you will, when we see scat we lose control. I'm asking you nicely trunks, give me that scattylogaroo and nobody gets hurt, I can't hold myself back much longer. You see my naughty parts trunks, its getting harder and bigger because i'm charging my special attack, last time your father stole my scattydoodoolog and I give him my special attack until his naughty parts starting crying milkies. You don't want that do you trunks? I'm counting down to 5 and if I reach one and that succulant little scattylog isn't in my mouth, well... you know what I'll do. 5... 4.... 3.
>Nu-ly is a cuck and a weak pansy>Z Broly is a gigachad who rapes sissy weaklingsNot even a contest, Z Broly is the best.
Kek
Bejita... Did you take it... You know what i mean bejita... The last scatty chocoyumyum log in the toilet bowl... You took it didn't you, You know how hard it was to push that out? Hours of screaming and my loose buttholey being ripped apart and you steal it just like that? I was going to feed my family with that. You're finished now bejita, I give you two options. The first; you squat over my mouth and return my poopylog, The second? Death. Choose wisely bejita
>>720837557Maybe 73 is her lucky number?
Wowieeee, I just fused with bejita's moist yummy scat and boy oh boy I feel great!!! I'm slithering around like a little scattyslug yup yup! I'm leaving a nice poopy trail behind while I bounce around like the silly scatpuppy I am! I'm gonna lick the floor like the good little scattydoggy I am to give my scatty trail a good taste.. SCATTY DOODY DOO YUMAROOOO this stuff is great yup yup! nothing better then bejita's scat he sure knows how to make them! oh i better not go home if goten or chichi see me like this i'm sure they'll eat me up in a minute and I can't blame 'em yup yup! I'm such a lucky saiyan!
What happened to the halls?
>>720836305>>720837372>>720837484>>720837418>>720837557>>720837565Why are DBTards like this?You dont see One Piece and Naruto chads doing shit like this.
>>720836305V-VEGETA...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MY WIFE RAW!!!!! VEGETA!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MY WIFE! VEGETA!!! PLEASE!!! MY WIFE!!! NOW!!! YES VEGETA PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! AND I COLLECTED JARS OF MY WIFE'S DROOL FOR YOU TO DRINK VEGETA ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BREAK MY WIFE IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK VEGETA SAMA!!!!! VEGETA SAMA PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS HOLE WITH YOUR POWER POLE!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MY WIFE!! AND MY SONS!!!! VEGETA! FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND INFLATE MY BELLY WITH YOUR ROYAL SAIYAN PRINCE CUM!!! VEGETA PLEASE KISS ME! VEGETA VEGETA LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MY WIFE'S PUSSY!!! VEGETA... I LOVE YOU VEGETA!! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU VEGETA JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MY WIFE EVERY DAY!!! VEGETA!!! LETS USE THE DRAGON BALLS TO REMOVE MY COCK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AT THE SAME TIME!! VEGETA!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!! VEGETA... PLEASE POOP ON MY WIFE! VEGETA YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM ROYAL SAIYAN SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...! VEGETA! I NEED DADDIES CUMMIES NOW OWO PLEASE FUCK MY FURSONA... VEGETA! USE YOUR ENERGY RINGS AGAIN!!! CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME VEGETA'S ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! VEGETA!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY VEGETA EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MY WIFE!!! VEGETA! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS SAIYAN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PISS VEGETA!!!!!! VEGETA PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU TRAIN IN THE THE ROOM OF SPACE AND TIME!!! VEGETA! BEERUS SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HIS CAT PENIS BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY MEAT ROD VEGETA!!!! VEGETA!! MY PATHETIC SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!!!
>>720837756
>>720837756Ok ok, lets add a pokemon pasta to spice the things up
Give me psychoku pastas, i need more waku waku
>>720836305KEKAROOOO
After a humiliating loss to Clover, you're kidnapped. Waking up stripped to your underclothes and tied to the floor of her hut, the savage woman shouts down at you, her spit flecking your face. Suddenly, Clover clenches her fists, grits her teeth, and moans as a loud, gassy fart passes through her, her knees together and her pert ass up in a lewd pose. An unbelievable smell makes you tear up. Trapped nearly naked with this moody, gassy woman, you panic and demand release. Furious, Clover tears off her skirt and loincloth, which is stained brown. She stands astride you so you can see her unshaven crotch. Through the hair, her asshole contracts and releases a monumental, sloppy fart, the hot gas blowing on your face. You cough, your mouth wide open, and as Clover's angry belly gurgles menacingly, you realize your mistake.PFFFLLLLFRPRRRURRRP!!A hot stream of runny shit pours like a waterfall from Clover's twitching asshole directly into your mouth. You gag but from this position you can't resist the unstoppable flow of liquid shit. As the foul, lumpy diarrhea fills your mouth and overflows to dribble down your cheeks and into your nose, you swallow instinctually, tasting the undigested remains of Clover's poor diet, hot bitter chunks slowly sliding down your gullet as your eyes water. Clover moans and clenches her asshole, spurts of fluid poop splattering over your eyelids, pooling under your head. The rotten stench and squishy, runny texture of Clover's diarrhea consume your senses as she sprays you with the vile fluids that have built up in her gassy, farty digestion all day, like a disgusting secret concealed by her lithe and slender body. As the last chunks of shit drop on your face, Clover wipes her ass on your chest as if marking you with her aroma, then pulls her clothes back on to go out looking for some fun now that her bellyache is better. Alone and incapacitated, with a shit-caked face, you contemplate the gift of Clover's hot, bitter diarrhea.
>>720837257>>720836305base Z movie 8 Broly:>quite and reserved without much to say due to torture from his father's punishing control device.transformed Z movie 8 Broly:>free from the device and thus his psychopathic nature is free as well. full of personality and demonic anti-life psychopathic lines. kills his own father.Z movie 9 Broly:>Kakarot! Kakarot! Kakarot!Bio Broly:>agghhhhh!base Super Broly:>quite and reserved without much to saytransformed Super Broly:>agghhhhh!
>>720837756If you like naruto or one piece of shit you dont have taste to begin with.
>>720836305>DBZ is adding datingslopThey should've buried this franchise along with Toriyama because this is a fucking disgrace
>>720837861>All right, come out Dragon, and grant me my wish!>Too cool! Okay Shen Long, this is gonna be a complicated one so listen up alright? First I want you to make Pan’s womb productive, you know, my grand daughter? Make her fertile. She’s only five, but I need you to make her baby maker fully mature okay?>You did it??! Awwww man! Here we go then! I bet you’re wondering what that wish was all about huh? Well you’re gonna find out soon! For my second wish, I want you to teleport some of Bejita’s sperm inside her! Ya know, the juice that’s in your balls, ehehhehehe? Get some of that in my little toddler grand daughter’s tiny little womb! Oh jeez this is so funny!>Now the big finale! Almighty Dragon, for my last wish I want you to implant a memory in Pan’s head of Bejita doing naughty things to her! Awww come on Dragon you know what I mean! He’s babysitting her right now, so put in a memory of him you know… doing that thing Chi-Chi makes me do when she wants another baby! Ehehhehehehe! Awww man this is too much! They’re all gonna be furious!>Yep, those are my wishes, you can go away now Shen Long!>No way they can abort it either, not a baby made of Bejita’s blood mixed with mine! Her belly is gonna get soooo big and Gohan and Videl are gonna be so confused! Just wait until the doctor tells them their little baby is pregnant at five! Oh man!>And then when it’s born, it’s gonna have a suspiciously receded widows peak- and they’re gonna remember Bejita babysitting pan 9 months ago- and then little Pan’s gonna tell em that Bejita put his peepee inside her!>Bulma is gonna be furious! Oh man, this is great! This is the funniest thing I’ve ever done! I wonder how I can…>Oh! I’ve got it! I’ll go to Namek and wish for Porunga to wipe my memory of making these wishes! That way even I’ll get fooled! Awww man this is great! An excuse to fight Bejita at full power, to the death!
>>720837912FUNNYPOW
>>720837756Dragon Ball Scholars don't like doing this but they know it's their scholarly duty to peer review and publish those academic articles. It's so that one shit and Naruto cucks can enjoy them
clean it up Janny
>>720837736Jannies won
>>720837861Bejita... i require more advanced punishment... your current beatings, cuckings and anus ravagings just aren’t putting the fear into me like they used to, the fear of a true saiyan prince next to his lowly low class slave boy... bejita... the punishment must be more severe for me to understand... please bejita... i need you to junko furata me bejita... i need you to rip my nipples off with wire cutters, I need firecrackers jammed up my ass... bejita please, you don’t want my low class presumptuous flirty ass getting all cocky again, embarrassing you infront of beerus again... so i need it... i need the punishment of the prince... i need my balls sliced open with a scalpel and my testes skewered by a glowing red hot iron rod... i need my anus stretched, stretched so bad bejita, stretched beyond reality, beyond reason, i need the most painful horrible gape ever bejita!! the kind only your cock or a rolling pin can provide... i want to be shitting in diapers for good bejita, i want you to make me shit in diapers forever, kakarot wants to shit in diapers, incontinent, shit in diapers forever and ever and ever bejita, for you, because of you, i need to remember every time i involuntarily soil myself that it’s because of you, bejita, because of what you did to me. i need castration and won’t rest until i get it... bejita... i need my manhood, agency and sanity stripped as punishment for the crime of my low class birth... i need to be a genderless amorphous stump in constant confused agony because it’s what i deserve bejita and only you can give me it... i need to be your hideous crime against nature and God bejita, i need it so bad, i need you to unceremoniously dump my mutilated brain damaged body infront of my wife and kids, i need to see them cry and scream, i need them to know bejita did this to me before he fucks every member of my family- chi chi, goten and gohan, in front of their ruined diaper shitting vegetable father... bejita...
>>720837861Goku lay in his crib, helpless and frustrated. The passionate sounds of the couple's lovemaking in the next room were almost too much to bear. A chastity belt had been secured over Goku's diaper, so he was unable even to relieve his pent-up arousal. He just had to lie there and bear it.Suddenly, he realized that wasn't all that he would have to bear.*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP--SPLUUUUUUUUUURTTCCCHHHH*It was over before it had even begun. Goku had shit his diaper, the rancid smell filling the room. And he was unable to remove his diaper or change himself, due to the chastity belt.Tears streamed down Goku's face. He had defeated Frieza, and was reduced to this? But he had no choice. If he didn't want to have to lie there in his own shit for who-knows-how-long, he was going to have to beg. Swallowing his pride, Goku turned toward the wall to the next room, from which he could still hear the bed creaking as the occupants made love."B-BEJITA-SAMA, I-I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!" he wailed.The bed stopped its creaking, and Goku could hear the couple groaning."Your wife can do it after I'm done with her," came Bejita's reply. "I'm still not kissing her, though."
>>720838067Kek, this one always gets a laugh from me
>>720837861>WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME>Almighty Dragon! I need you to change my dipey!>YOU… YOU SUMMONED ME TO…>I shitted it cuz I got too excited watching bejita kiss bulma! Now it’s stinky! I need my dipey changed now!>THIS WISH… IS BENEATH MY DIGNITY…>SHENLONG NOW NOW NOW I SHIT MY DIPEY SHENLONG NOW NOW NOW CHANGE MY DIPEY DRAGON I SHIT IT I SHIT IT SHENLONG MY DIPEY CHANGE IT CHANGE IT NOW NOW NOW NOW SHENRON I SHIT MY DIPEY>NO>UGHHHHHH!!! NOW IM REALLY MAD! NOW YOURE DEALING WITH A SUPER SAIYAN POOPY DIPEY! HRAHHH!!! IF YOU WON’T DO IT… TELEPORT GOHAN HERE NOW!>If it will satisfy you… I will do as you wish…>Dad?>Why you naked Gohan? Hehehehheh!>I… I was with videl. We want another baby->But why are you naked? Aren’t you embarrassed to be naked around your wife? I don’t think chichi ever saw me like that! Totally gross!>Just… whatever. What’s going on? Why are you super saiyan?>SHENLONG! Give Gohan some clothes!>Fine. Granted.>Alright! I shit my dipey Gohan. I need you to change it. Change my dipey. Gohan. Gohan my dipey! I shit my dipey! I need it changed now!>Screw this. See you later.>NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GOHAN! GOHAN!!!!! GOHAN!!!! MY DIPEY!!!!!! SHENLONG GET HIM BACK HERE NOW!!!!!>As you wish. That is three requests. Farewell.>LEAVE ME ALONE DAD>GOHAN I SHITTED MY DIPEY! I NEED HELP GOHAN! YOU GOTTA CHANGE IT! YOU GOTTA FIX THIS! GOHAN! GOHAN! DADDY DIPEY! CHANGE ME! GOHAN! GOHAN! GOHAN!
>>720838293kek
>>720836305I can’t believe we got a Broly dating sim dlc before more Sparking Zero content.
>>720837557Far too low. But that can be fixed in time.
>Fanfiction game that means nothingSTRONGESTTALLESTUNDEFEATEDly still won and bangs Cheelai 24/7.
The Nulyfag janny is FILMING right now in the halls, holy kek
>>720838335...in my DeviantArt headcanon
>>Fanfiction game that means nothing>STRONGESTTALLESTUNDEFEATEDly still won and bangs Cheelai 24/7.
Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! The GINYU FORCE!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING my WIFE?!?! RECOOME'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REpeatedly COOM into 18's saggy MEAT-FLAPS!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN her for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after RECOOME STRETCHES out my beloved PERMANENTLY with RECOOME HIP ATTACKS and RECOOME DEATH DRIVERS, BURTER and JEICE will DOUBLE-TEAM her?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST her like the DIRTY PIG WHORE she IS?!?! JEICE is gonna FILL her with his RED MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while BURTER WHISKS her MIND away with AWAY with PLEASURE like a BLUE HURRICANE?!?!? TOGETHER you are GOING to POUND her PUSSY with your PURPLE COMET ATTACK?!?! SHE WON'T even know who is FUCKING her since you will be SO FAST?!!?! WOOHOO!! And NEXT is GULDO?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T FREEZE TIME FOR ME DURING THE MONEY SHOT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY GOONING SESSION PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU MASTER GULDO!!! THANK you for letting me see YOU INSEMINATE my SPOUSE!! And that must leave us with JUST CAPTAIN GINYU!! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to SWAP BODIES with ME and FORCE me, in YOUR body, to WATCH YOU, in MY body, RAIL my WIFE?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing MYSELF fucking my wife, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATISING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED getting FUCKED THROUGH?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET THIS TRAIN GOING!!!
The ToP saga doomed DB discussion in 4chan
>Nuly is supposedly super strong and is out of control>He only melts some mountains when transforming>Z Broly, fully in control of his unchained ki, fires a small single ki blast>Destroys the whole fucking slave planet to display he has mighty high amounts of power, chooses to go the slow painful way by beating the fuck out of the z jobbers"bbbut at least nuly has a girlfriend'', said so the nulyfan whose girlfriend character gets plapped by Beerus.
>>720838593It ruined DB in general
>>720838695>ZSHITly babble>cuck fantasiesSee?
>>720838820>fantasiesDLC made it REALITY now
It was an average day in /dbs/. CHADGODGRAY's unparalled scholars were inventing new memes, angering subhumans and influencing the entire site, as usual. Suddenly, a foul, unfathomably putrid stench permeated the halls. A TacomunchingTardkumoeRAT and its Taco Troop had begun to invade, relentlessly spamming m*eshit and falseflagging to seemingly no end. The entire thread's quality was being brought the FUCK down by these immeasurably pathetic outcast rodents.But then..."ENOUGH.", a CHADGODLORDJIGRAYscholar thundered, with his deep, bassy baritone voice.The parasitic mice's beady little eyes widened. A CHADCHRISTchad warden was about to fuck their moeshitting asses up! Naturally, they all shat their diapers in unison."N-Not f-f-funny...", a Brownkurat murmured, as it dug through it moeshit folder to find more falseflagging material.And then, the intimidating GIGAGODLORDrenSCHOLARCHAD approached the rodent pack, with each of his mighty steps quaking the halls.The Godgrayscholar extended his muscular, porcelain-colored arm, expanded his MASSIVE hand, and grabbed the SHITkurodent by its pathetic neck, and in and instant, snapped it in twain."AIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!" squelaed the remaining vermin. "G-GOKUGOKUGOKU" the parrots squawked.The Jobkurats tried to escape, vacate, abscond, vamoose, run away, bolt, make way.They tried to FLEE, but it was no use. Justice was about to be rained upon them.With his light-surpassing speed and Jiren-like strength, the RENRENRENRENchad completely, totally and utterly TROUNCED those moekushitters into oblivion.The remaining Spickuhermanos fled back to their catalog, into the myriad of p*doshit threads to fap their embarrassment away.The common rabble who bore witness to this event fell to their knees, once again reminded of their place in these halls.
>>720837756no one tell this anon about the buckbroken korean
>>720838880Still fantasies.
There is no character yet introduced who can surpass the DELIVERANCE that is JIREN THE GRAY. Nothing can damage his LORD'S MAJESTY reputation for his SCHOLARS are always patrolling these Gallant Halls. Pedophilic flea-ridden scum or rabble as you call them are also lurking these threads, finding the ripe opportunity to launch an assault. There has been numerous battles fought in these halls with every battle ending OBVIOUSLY with the victory of CHADren and his Scholars. These pathetic and preposterous rabble rats may have scurried to their caveholes, but they are not to be taken lightly as they are in the state of continuous and superfluous scheming which is assisted by DISCORD fags and PLEBBIT mices. One CHADjeta scout even reported of how they are stealing the GUISE of Fallen Heroes especially CHADku bros and CHADjeta bros. These "HOODED" rats are also termed FALSE FLAGGOTS cause of their pathetic attitude of relentless SHILLING and CHARACTERfagging. Day by day these Halls are becoming weaker, the air vicious and the moon red. They will raid again and this time our forces won't be enough to stop it, we WILL lose these HALLS to those impudent, low-level degenerate FURRYrats and MOESHITTERS. PORNrats and their abysmal flood will also ensue. If these HALLS are lost there is no coming back, there is no return from the evident death and defeat. FOR THIS UPCOMING BATTLE we need to restore MORALE and bring back CHADNESS to every CHADgon CHAD CHADper CHAD. May ODINren the FOREFATHER guide us and may THORly the GOD OF THUNDER fight along with us
SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOO WHO SHOULD KEK ME TODAY???
scary thread
>in public bathroom filling the stalls with the scent of my man musk>hear someone sit down in the next stall over>it's some little moeshitting bitch, I can tell by his faggy Converse and shrimpy little moelegs>ask who his favorite Dragon Ball character is>little moerat answers in a trembling sissy voice, asks what I'm talking about>get angry at having to repeat myself and SMASH my mighty fist against the stall wall>moeshitter yelps, he sounds just like a little BITCH and my cock gets rock hard>repeat question in a thunderous, bassy shout>"u-uh... G-Goku I guess">my anger rises>ask if he likes Jiren>"W-Who?">channel the energy of CHADren and smash down the fucking wall separating our stalls>moeshitter squeals and asks what I'm doing>I silence it by jamming my enormous alabaster cock down its throat>moeshitter gags and flails>I start shitting all over the stall as I rape this bitch's mouth>explode down its throat hard enough to make semen drip from its nostrils>whisper "Jiren, little BITCH" in its ear>leave it crying and trembling on the floor covered in cum, shit, piss, and tears>roar "JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN" as I exit the bathroom>hear every female in the store orgasm simultaneously>smirk as I leave without paying for any of my groceries, the store manager knows better than to test meJIREN.
>>720839146 Cope harder, Nulyfag. They gave Broly a dating sim AND made it canon adjacent. That ain’t a fantasy anymore, that’s LORE. Meanwhile your boy still can’t sneeze without whining about power control. ZBroly flexes once and annihilates a galactic slum-what’s Nuly do? Cry in Cheelai’s arms because he stubbed his toe during training. Canonically embarrassing.
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'd like to seize this opportunity to congratulate all my fellow Jirenbrothers. We have successfully become the strongest and most predominant characterfags this entire site has ever seen.By congregating our collective above-average IQs into one line of posting, we have successfully dwarfed every other characterfagging prior to us.Oh but that is not even the best part. Our "competition" if you can even call it that, has been thwarted and stomped into submission in ways never even thought possible. With the most clever and eloquent pastas I've personally ever seen, we slowly but surely drove the anti-jiren jihadists and pedros MAD with anger and frustration.Since our constant streak of victories ensuing in every thread for months on end, they have tried: Crying to the mods, posting autistic ISIS edits, editing Jiren's pictures to make him shorter, making petty threads only to get archived or deleted to get away from Chadren threads, spamming literal faggot porn, /v/ spam, /toy/ spam, cardposting, blatantly lying and posting nonsense, out of context baiting, RTHing, textless waifushit spam to image limit more than once, and the list goes on. Needless to say, nothing worked.It surely doesn't help their cause either that official media constantly treats and announces Jiren as the strongest mortal in DB universe.To put it plainly, thank you, my fellow Jirenbros. Our outstanding genious work will not be soon forgotten, nor will Jiren himself.
>>720839352>[cope]
>>720836305He said this. (FACT.)
And there he was, the great lord, the might pilgrim, CHADren the CHA-CHAD showing off his CHA-CHADDERY. When he walked reality trembled, when he breathed the warriors kneeled, when HE meditated the gods were impressed, when HE smirked the innocents cried. It was ADONISren the SEXSYMBOL that made every bitch pregnant with his LUSCIOUS gaze. It was MONSTERren the TERRIFYING who btfoed every washed up despiser to his moehole, It was JUSTICEren the LAW and his pilgrimage (CHADren CHADlars) that policed CHADgon CHAD CHADper threads. HIS hype, HIS goals, HIS achievements, HIS endeavours and finally his CHADtroduction made him the GREATEST OF THE GREAT, THE CHAD OF CHADS, THE LORD OF LORDS,Ladies, Gentlemen, Moeshitters, Footfags, Pedophiles, Degenerates -drums roll*Jiren The Gray.
we're never returning to our halls...
Let me scholastically SCHOOL you on the incontrovertible superiority of CHADren's design. On the surface, it appears very simplistic and possibly even generic, a pass take on the popular conception of what extraterrestrials may look like. This, of course, is the outlook of those less learned and knowledgeable of Dragon Ball: to create powerful characters with simplistic and and basic designs is Toriyama's hallmark, and, upon closer scrutiny, Jiren's rather unremarkable design perfectly reflects his character: a simple warrior with but one goal--to achieve ultimate strength. He isn't interested in recognition and fanfare; he has no time for flashy transformations and techniques that merely imitate growth. No, it is his personal desire to FACILITATE growth: spiritual growth, physical growth, and intellectual growth. A rather straightforward and simple goal, much like his overall design. Those with genre savvy or a sharp enough intellect could immediately glean various aspects of Jiren's character simply by laying eyes on him.Too, his color scheme reflects his inner virtues: crimson, symbolizing his passion for and unwavering belief in attaining his goals (and sharing its color with his aura) and black, obviously symbolizing the bottomless void and never-ending journey of bettering oneself--a journey that never truly ends. Even his gray skin--far from simply being a ripoff of the grays that were so popular in the 50s--symbolizes his ultimate neutrality, being itself a neutral color. He's not interested in fame, fortune, conquering, or dominating: like gray symbolizes, Jiren seeks only to achieve his goals without the burden of interpersonal ties or outside distractions.
Jiren will save the halls.
GO BACK TO A
>>720839780we can't :(
>>720839614Bejita: It's over Kakarot.Goku: Don't worry Bejita, everything is alright.Bejita: No it's not. This place is dead. Even the memes where we fuck each other's wives no longer bring a smile to my face.Goku: Stop that Bejita! The halls are still very funny! You got look at the bright side!Bejita: Shut the FUCK UP Kakarot! Look around you! We've been BETRAYED and TRAPPED in /ghost/! The franchise is finished! Everyone has left! They've all moved on to One Pie-*SLAP*Bejita: OW!Goku: Never talk like that! We will not give up now! Don't you see Bejita? It's always darkest before the dawn. This might be our worst era, but all that means is our best era is coming! New videotoys! A new series! More characters and more memes! They're not going to just let our God forms and SS4 rot away! Feel Hope, my scholars!Bejita: Hmph...maybe you're right Kakarot.Goku: Thanks for staying with me buddy, I mean, who else is going to kiss my wife? *raughs*
>>720839780Their home was eradicated
Did dbs get banned or something? Why are you all here?
>>720839735Jiren (ジレン 'Jiren'), also known as Jiren The Gray (灰色のジレン 'Haiiro no Jiren')or CHADren, is the strongest mortal in the multiverse and the incarnation of Absolute Strength. He is known as the Invincible Strongest of the Strong,nthe Strongest in all the Universes, the Mortal who surpasses the Gods of Destruction,nthe Alpha of Awe, the Brute of Brawn, the Cultivator of Class, the Duke of Domination, the Emperor of Eloquence, the Fiercest of Fighters, the Greatest of Glory, the Height of Heroism, the Imperator of Intellectualism, the Jarl of Justice, the King of Knights, the Lord of Loquaciousness, the Master of Mortality, the Naysayer of Noobs, the Overlord of Obituaries, the Prince of Passion, the Que-hagen of Quixote, the Ruler of Ruination, the Sultan of Smite, the Taskmaster of Trembles, the Undertaker of Ubiquity, the Vaeyen of Vociferousness, the Warranter of Weaklings, the Xenophobe of Xenogeny, the Yardmaster of Yesteryear, the Zhar of Zoroastrianism, the Apex Predator of the Multiverse, GRIPren the CRUSHING, INSURMOUNTABLEren the UNSURPASSABLE, INDOMITABLEren the UNYIELDING, DIAMONDren the TANK, MAELSTROMren the TITANIC, COLOSSUSren the LEVIATHAN, MONSTERren the TERRIFYING, PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGren the INTIMIDATING, AESTHETICren the BEAUTIFUL, CRIMSONren the LEGEND, The Alabaster Titan, and many other names.
>>720840018Yes, the jannies had finally managed to do it. Now the bored browns launch tactical assaults from /dbg/ thread into /v/ using Kratos threads, and rip apart the assholes of whatever anon unfortunate enough to try and seriously engage their shitposting.
As I watched him continuously annihilate everyone in the T.O.P. I contemplated for a bit, and started to ask myself what made him so fascinating as a character, a view I still have of him even after his backstory was revealed. Why does a characters backstory have to be convoluted for them to be a likeable anyways? Dragon Ball never had any complex backstories; perhaps one could argue that Jiren's backstory wasn't particularly unique amongst the other characters, but Jiren as a whole is more distinctive than the entire main cast combined. note the constant asspull powerups and gimmick transformations among the main cast and major antagonists; of course, Jiren and the Pride Troopers are the only exemptions. Now, take a good look at Jiren, a man that has achieved his unconquerable strength and wisdom through continuous HARD WORK, MEDITATION and has never once resorted to pathetic gimmicks. I have long accepted that Jiren is the best and that he's also the STRONGEST character in the entire franchise.
>>720840195desu /dbs/ deserved to get nuked, fuckers really had a legit Child Porn spammer.
>>720840334panpedo and other weirdos existed in the general for years, and jannies didn't do shit because they were too tired of trying to stamp out /dbs/anons there must've hit a sacred cow of sorts to warrant such a ban, most likely pissed off a trannyjanny after assaulting his favorite animay
>>720836305
>>720840334The CP spammer is still there. He's the one ruining the thread with the jannies. Is a Rukiafag that also posted scat edits. He's a /b/ vermin too and showed his disgusting nudes to the jannies. He's desperate to be a janny too.The pedophiles are actually our enemies. Always were.
>>720840262Gohan Beast would WRECK Jiran.
>>720840856How does Dragon Ball of all things cause this to happen? It just gets more bizarre knowing that it all stems from dragon ball
>>720841169Because we have been making fun of PEDOPHILES im that board for years. Humiliating jannies and moeshitters non stop. And guess what? They are all PEDOPHILES. No wonder they're desperate to end the threads once and for all. We make their lives a living hell there.
>>720837736RTHly became a janny
>>720836305Fucking trash trailer.Never do a trailer for a DLC without a releasedate..
>>720841169It all started with Super and the Jirenposting, which evolved to more esoteric forms of shitposting with time. Jannies absolutely hated /dbs/ for this reason, since they'd shit up other threads and boards for fun and would easily ban evade. Then the cuckposting came, and it made moeshitters and pedophiles feel quite comfortable in the general where all the oldfag shitposters have long left to pursue a degree in Jirenomics.
>>720841637>all the tantrum that redditor did to make people stop mocking his character and self insert shipping >Bandai straight up comes and cucks him as hard as possible Fucking funny!!!
>>720837756>You dont see One Piece and Naruto chads doing shit like this.lmao this is how i can tell youve never been to either of their respective threads
These heros.... in these halls.... I will protect them all.
>>720837736/dbs/ was completely assimilated into /a/, forcing the scholars to become refugees across the site.
>>720842042>i will prote-ACK
>>720838327i completely forgot about sparkling zero is it any good
all of these pastas are half a decade old. when will /dbs/ come up with new material?
I miss when dbposting was funny and not schizophrenic
>>720842285when will /a/ stop parroting /dbs/ schizoposting and finally will make something new
No! NO! They are making fun of me again!!!! I can ban them all on /a/ if they are here! My husband the janitor can't reach them! *BARK* *BARK*
>>720839235Chat, please tell me this isn't real.
>>720836305>Bandai is the only thing keeping this zombie franchise aliveNot grim. Not dire.This is DESPERATE.
>>720836305>time patrollersDamn remember when Dragon Ball wasn't slop for people with poo skin
>>720842416i dont browse /a/ but ive the people there dont really like /dbs/
>>720839235>it’s real
>>720842726they don't, but they steal their memes all the samejjk brainrot memes is just evolution and parroting of /dbs/ memes
>>720841847>One cuck>Trannyruto>ChadsI chortle!
>>720842285There were new yabba dabba doo's when 4chan got hacked back in april
>>720842285When we actually get new content, which will never happen.>b-b-but D-Daim-Will never happen.
>>720842825>parrotingjjknigs are /dbs/ posters don't kid yourself
>>720842707This is DBH stuff, which was only a thing in Japan
I miss the halls bros
Toyo lost
>>720836305>0:34>But when I'm around you... that chest feeling? It's even warmer.>This seems to be towards the playerAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH FUCK
>Daipa was so shit and the manga so cancelled it KILLED /dbs/Grim
>
>this whole threadAnime really was a mistake.
is tienshit still the most powerful human?
Why are you all so fucking mentally ill? Do you honest spend your free time writing greentext essays about DBZ characters being cucks or whatever?
>>720836305....what the hell is going on here?
the only good thing to ever come out of /a/
>>720843103Then fight for it. Fight and strike the moeshitters daily. Give them hell and give the tranny jannies infinite unpaid work
>>720843739third worlders explaining why they should have never been given internet access
>>720843642
>>720843642>Is tien-AAAIIIIIIEEEEDOCTOR! MY DAILY DOSE OF BLACK CUM! YES THE ONE THAT WAS IN LUNCH! NOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>720843739>>720843816
I WANNA SUCK BEJITAS COCK
>>720841169Hispanics
>>720843991Baby Bulla....
Someone is coming...
Moechads are your friends not your enemies
C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL KRYPTONIAN FACE LOOKING AT ME!>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?>...>what>What?>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!* Smashes camera replaying Superman, Bejita, Thor, Godzilla, Hulk and Chi Chi's sex session against wall in fit of anger*>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A HALF SAIYAN BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A HALF SAIYAN BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?>HOLY ZENO!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED ANOTHER CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY FROM WHIS-SAMA!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SAIYAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A SAIYANBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT SPIKEY HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS SAITAMA'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A SPIKEY HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!>GIVE ME THAT SAIYAN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATSAIYANFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY TORIYAMA LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT FUCKING GRANDPA GOHAN’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!> I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEK
dbs was a mistake
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU *WIPED*, GOHAN?>YOU IDIOT!>DON'T TELL ME YOU THREW AWAY ALL OF PAN'S YUMMU DIAPERS TOO?>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH>I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS
I FUCKING HATE TACOES AND SPICY FOODS
YOU SHONENCHUDS NEED TO BECOME BETTER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>720843613I prefer this over Joshua3inchUlmer’s BBC spam.
>>720844182TRVVVVVEEEEE
>>720838583kek this one is still among the best
>>720844262you mean latinx people
just sent this gif to my mom by accident instead of funny animal gif
>my "wiki" flopped...
EEEEEEEEEEH? KISSING?WHAT TYPE OF FOOD IS THATWAKU WAKU
goku, vegeta, i've found a level above super saiyajin kami, but it requires you to eat a galaxy-sized amount of shartypoop. are you prepared?
HOOOLY FUARK IM SUCH A HAPPY KEK
It's been so long since the last /dbs/ themed thread people have went insane
cell in a hell
I'M SUCH A HAPPY KEKI'M SUCH A LUCKY CU.CKI'M SUCH A HAPPY KEKI'M SUCH A STUPID FUCK!!!!
>>720844668Bejita bro, btw
>>720844809Kill yourself
These threads are absolute insanity, is it actual humans posting this stuff or rogue bots?
>>720837736Last time I checked, they were requiring email verification to post files.
>>720844729You need to have a soul to understand
>>720844807Also Bejita bro, btw
where the fuck is the sparking zero dlc 3
>>720836305>Cheelai friendzoned himKEKYPOW!
What the fuck is right with scholars to make poetry like this
>>720844638>Well, I truly am! Bring me this new level of scat!!!
I can't stop thinking about Bejita's poop!!!! YUMMY YUM YUMS!!!!
UHHHHH OHHHHHHH BIG POOPIES IN MY DIAPERS SNIFFFFFFFFFFF MMMMMMM YUMMY
>*RING RING*>YES HELLO? IS THIS THE WAKU WAK- OH I MEAN THE HITMAN sHIT? YES I'D LIKE TO ORDER AN ASSASSINATION ON SON GOKU! YES... AS SOON AS POSSIBLE PLEASE..... ALRIGHT THANK YOU... SEE YOU SOO- UGH I MEAN GOODBYE!>YES, I'M GETTING EXICTED ALREADY!this isn't a meme btw
Reading this thread is like having a panic attack
>>720845117This is actually funny as fuck. Bejita would also do this too
Thoughts on krillin?
>>720845030Videl...
The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICECHADREN THE GRAY APEXPREDATORren the MASCULINE GRIPren the CRUSHING INSURMOUNTABLEren the UNSURPASSABLE INDOMITABLEren the UNYIELDING AESTHETICren the BEAUTIFUL SWOLEren the RIPPED TANKren the RESOLUTE PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGren the INTIMIDATING GLAREren the DOMINEERING JUGGERNAUGHTren the UNSTOPPABLE DISCIPLINEDren the ENLIGHTENED ZENren the SPIRITUAL POTENTren the VIRILE ALMIGHTYren the INVINCIBLE VALORren the DAUNTLESS IMPERIOUSren the DOMINATOR INVICTUSren the ETERNAL MAELSTROMren the TITANIC QUAKEren the SPACE-TIME SHAKING COLOSSUSren the LEVIATHAN BEHEMOTHren the MASTODONIC MONSTERren the TERRIFYING LORDren the KING DEITYren the CHRIST CRIMSONren the LEGEND SUPERNOVAren the TRANSIENT RENCHAD THE JI JICHAD THE REN RENCHAD THE CHAD KINGCHAD THE LORDGRAY THE CHAD OF CHADS ENCHAD CHADREN CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHADENTER CHADREN
>>720845248Hot
>WHEN BEJITA PROMISES TO LICK MY SHAFT AND BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These threads are fucking hilarious, I miss /dbs/
>>720844638You're joking! I've been training for this forever! Being me the feast! No, bring me an universal amount of SHIT! This is what I call training! Ooooh i'm waku waki just thinking about it! CHI-CHI!! BRING ME A NEW CHANGE OF DIAPER I LEAKED IN MY DIAPEY AGAIN! AND BRING ME SOME FRESH BABY SHART AS A WARM UP!
>>720845068Bejita bro, btw
>The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICECHADREN THE GRAY APEXPREDATORren the MASCULINE GRIPren the CRUSHING INSURMOUNTABLEren the UNSURPASSABLE INDOMITABLEren the UNYIELDING AESTHETICren the BEAUTIFUL SWOLEren the RIPPED TANKren the RESOLUTE PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGren the INTIMIDATING GLAREren the DOMINEERING JUGGERNAUGHTren the UNSTOPPABLE DISCIPLINEDren the ENLIGHTENED ZENren the SPIRITUAL POTENTren the VIRILE ALMIGHTYren the INVINCIBLE VALORren the DAUNTLESS IMPERIOUSren the DOMINATOR INVICTUSren the ETERNAL MAELSTROMren the TITANIC QUAKEren the SPACE-TIME SHAKING COLOSSUSren the LEVIATHAN BEHEMOTHren the MASTODONIC MONSTERren the TERRIFYING LORDren the KING DEITYren the CHRIST CRIMSONren the LEGEND SUPERNOVAren the TRANSIENT RENCHAD THE JI JICHAD THE REN RENCHAD THE CHAD KINGCHAD THE LORDGRAY THE CHAD OF CHADS ENCHAD CHADREN CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHADENTER CHADREN
Beerus won
Post canonPOWNOW
>>720845248Is this the line for burgers?
>>720845426>jobbing to green text Kek! Fucking zoomer cuck
>>720845137KEK
>jobbing to green textKek! Fucking zoomer cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEYziyaYr0
Let's educate /v/ with the scripture of the HALLS
>>720845248The chad of chads. The alpha of awe and strongest human. Unlike some bald 3 eyed cuck FREAK
I jobbed
>>720845883KEKffy......
FRIEZA SAMA, THE MONKEYS ARE SHARTING
>>720845924RENT FUCKING FREE YOU FUCKING NIGGERWE OWN YOU NIGGERS. MOST SOLD MANGA THAT EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT
No fucking shit you retard got banned this is genuinely deranged
---------------------jobbers above this line----------------
>>720846108>Kale is above the lineKWAB.
what the absolute fuck is this thread
Ah, /dbs/. You are welcome to stay here. /v/ is a GODvel board after all, but your contributions to the /dbg/ ARENA are well known.
>>720838361FILMING you say?
>>720846180
>>720846130
YYYYYIIIIIIIPPPPPIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
HUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHyou fucking FEEL that? that's the aura of a fucking mexishit killer. BOW DOWN *kills everyone in this thread*
>>720846260Bejita bro, btw
>>720846180A free LESSON.If you're smart you'll take the holy words to heart.Lest you become a moeshitter.
Reminder the sharty lost to /dbg/
The Golden Guardian of Good. The Man of a Million Explosions. The Angel of Annihilation. The Wrath of a Thousand Suns. The Terror Beyond Thought. The God That Remembers He's Human. The Solitary Saint. The Light Incarnate. The Unstoppable Storm. The Savior with Schizophrenia. The Nuclear Messiah. The Fallen Titan. The Light... and The Void.THE MAN WITH THE POWER OF A MILLION EXPLODING SUNSTHE FIRST AND LAST AVENGERTHE LIVING PARADOXTHE HERO WHO COULD ERASE SUPERMAN AND FEED GALACTUSTHE SUNSOUL OF MARVELGOLDENGLAREtry the INCOMPREHENSIBLEHOLLOWtry the BROKENUNBOUNDtry the ETERNALTHERMONUCLEARtry the MELTDOWNREWRITEtry the REALITYFORGOTTENtry the RETCONAPEXtry the ALL-KNOWINGREQUIEMtry the LAST BREATHCIVILWARtry the UNWANTEDVOIDtry the UNWILLINGALMIGHTYtry the INESCAPABLEPSYCHORtry the SHATTEREDTHE LIGHT WHO WALKS ALONETHE BALANCE BETWEEN CREATION AND OBLIVIONHE WHO RIPPED ARES IN HALFHE WHO TURNED MOLECULE MAN INTO DUSTHE WHO COULD DESTROY THE MARVEL UNIVERSE—AND HATE HIMSELF FOR ITTHE ONE WHO BEGS TO BE FORGOTTENTHE ONE WHO REMEMBERS TOO MUCHTHE ONE WHO BURNS ALONE IN THE DARKNESS HE CREATEDTHE SUN THAT NEVER SETS, THE NIGHT THAT NEVER ENDSHE IS NOT A HERO. HE IS THE CONCEPT OF POWER MADE MAN.ENTER SENTRY
>>720846231>>720845934
>>
>>720846365OH NO NO NO NO SOISISTERS
You better behave.
>>720846369B? Oom.
>You bet-AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEER
>HEY VEGETA CHECK THIS OUT>*breaks every bone in his body*>YABADABADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEBODY NEEDS A SENZU
>>720846369FUARKKKKKK!!!
look at this wholesome couple!!
>>720845619>he did it againThe absolute state of shartyfags.
>>720846383KEKKKK
The halls have moved...
SHEEEEEEIT
>when /dbs/ runs a train on my board and I just stand there and watch
>he did it againThe absolute state of shartyfags.
>>720842247It’s fine but personally I feel like the fucked it with the second update and iI haven’t touched it since.
>>720846383
Bejitabros, BULMA!!!! NOW!!!
I have a crippling addiction to futanari pornography.
>>720846757Bejita bro, btw
>>he did it again>The absolute state of shartyfags.
Nice thread. Kneel or it gets nuked.
>>720846757Dwight D. Eisenhower....
>>720846790ZAMN
>>720846383my FVARKING hero wouldn’t cheat on his wife
>>720839235KEKAROO!
I see a cuckyfunny I laughypowa
>BatKEK
>>720846817>p-please behave...
>>720846817Please....we have nothing else...
CHADSUKI-DONO??? I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>720846369Holy
>>720846728I wish thor would fuck my wife...
>>720846961Krillin....
>>720846961Chadly....
>>720846537Kek what a raped bitch
>>720846728Storm is so lucky…
Jenny is my wife
>>720846947Thanks for reminding me I need to edge for a few hours to giantess kino
Twilight Sparkle
>>720846961same bro
>>720846975Uhhhh, Banderas sisters?
Our HEROES!!!!
>>720847054*splat*
>>720836990fpbp
>>720847127Better man...
I want a big strong men to hold me
>>720847185DELETE THIS
THORKEKS?????????
Rukia won btw
*sniff* im a gay bitch!!!
Bejita is a better man than Goku
>>720847259...the scat competition
>THORTHORTHORTHORTHORProclaim the score SHITjitaPIG!!
>>720847245YABBA DABBA DOO
Are all latinx this mentally ill or is it just the ones obsessed with dragon ball?
we must be better men
Nothing really gay about licking Astolfo's asshole
>>720847229Every roastie after vomiting feminist drivel all day...
We run this joint.
Megumin-sama..... I'm your little findomBITCH
>/co/GODS are here
>>720839919NOT MY PROBLEMor shouldnt be
SWEATY, BURLY MEN!!!!
>capeCHADS
>Mexicans when they see a bunch of buff faggots with died hair beating each other up.
>>720836305Why are they doing this nonsense out of nowhere? Who asked for this?
>>720847245Why is capeshit infested with faggotry and cuckoldry?
Kekkypalooza!
>>720847631GODlyCHAD here, I ask for KEKoldry hourly
I'm going insane...
>>720846580was this level of humiliation really necessary? what the fuck toriyama
do you think any of the db characters masturbate?
We love real and college aged women here.
>>720847245KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
holy FUARRRRKKK
>>720847756My hero bejita does not because his chastity cage is STURDY
>>720847684don't look up the "early life" section of the writers
>>720847693Bejita bro, btw
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSSCLEAN UP THIS THREAD AND MY HOTPOCKET IS YOURS
YIIIIIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup!!
Tehe i get a boner whenever my boyfriend sends me emoticons
>>720847975Gigi.....
>>720847975beerus…
>>720848010luffy is a better man
>>720848101He sure is
ENTER...El HERMANO...de jiren
>SHITren
Are the rumors... true?
steam is offline :/
>>720847837Let’s get this straight:Jewish mysticism (Kabbalah, Merkavah, Hasidic thought, etc.) has literally thousands of years of refinement. It’s fractal, endlessly self-reinterpreting, and based around a transcendent but immanent God who’s both utterly beyond comprehension and directly tied to human destiny. That’s some real “outerversal tier” metaphysics. They’ve got concepts like Ein Sof (infinite Godhead), Sefirot (emanations that structure all reality), and the whole project of tikkun olam (repairing shattered creation). It’s flexible, paradox-embracing, and has survived exile, persecution, and genocide. That’s S-tier resilience and adaptability.Occult Nazism was basically a half-assed kitbash of stolen pagan symbols, bad anthropology, and pseudoscience. The SS runes? Copied and rebranded from 19th-century mystics. Hyperborea and Thule Society stuff? Low-effort fanfiction of Aryan supremacy pasted onto half-digested Hindu/Buddhist fragments. It’s brittle AF: the moment the Reich fell, the “mythos” collapsed because it had no living continuity, just ideological cope. At best you could call it mid-tier cosplay that folds instantly against any real paradox or contradiction.So in a powerscale:Judaism = millennia-old, living cosmology, paradox-tolerant, “infinite recursion” tier.Nazism = 20-year-old fanfic cosmology that’s parasitic on other traditions, dies with its political structure.Honestly, comparing them is like pitting an ancient civilization’s living theology vs. some edgy 20th century LARP club. One is the definition of cosmic endurance; the other is low-effort ideological spam.tl;dr: The Jews have way better mysticism and cosmology than Nazis ever dreamed of.
>>720848010KEKYCHOOKY
SHENRON! PLEASE TURN EVERYONE INTO BETTER MEN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>>720847374Latino born in Michigan here.Only the mentally ill ones.
>>720848161how do you defeat El Hermano
>>720848010>luffy suddenly cares about hancock>she doesnt care anymorewhy is this so real
Women are SHIT!!!
>>720848302He learned to be a better man...
>>720848263with Gohan Blanco
>>720848351Yeah! I'd rather have sex with men!
>>720847756Trunks masturbates to sissy hypno. Mai pegs him
>panpedo os throwing a nonstop tantrum on /ghost/KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
which is the better man, being the cuck or being the bvll?
>>720848412Bejita bro, btw
>>720836305Nope, just beerus.In every universe, just beerus.He's not a better man, he's not even a man, he's a cat, cats can have whatever the hell they want.
Sex with Bulmoose.
>>720848263you can't
>>720836305KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK after beerus, it's literally ME that can KEK nuly
>>720836305good, fuck shipfaggotsalso>shipfaggotry on shonen out of all placesthat's as feminine as the faggy looking narutards
>>720848492>Bejita out of NOWHEREObsessed and mindbroken.
>>720848783no one ever said this
>>720848783ponder the aroma
>>720848783BRAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!
>>720848302Can you AI generate Kratos fucking Durga while Cucky Asura watches?
>>720848810except bejita
>>720848783I said thisBejita bro, btw
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throatK: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesN: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”From the bush:S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himS: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”
>>720848810Probably puar
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WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL UPAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>720848783Please tell me that's a man.GODku GOD btw.
I am walking down an ally of /co/ listening to some REIDI BY THEREWOLF MEDIA, when a gang of RUSSIANS appear before me. I jump up and down in joy."Where you going, KRYPTONIANboi?" they ask."I'll go w-wherever you take me," I sayOne of the RUSSIAN men grabs me by the throat."You ain't going nowhere, sissy," Koslov says. "Now get cho cute ass on the ground."I obey, and he starts ripping my clothes off. All of the RUSSIAN men whip their 18 INCH SNAKES out.They start TEARING into every orifice in my body. I feel immense pleasure from the HYPERMASCULINITY of these individuals."You like that, ya Krypto femboi?" the one DICKING me in my mouth asks."Y-yes," I gargle.His COCK is GIRTHIER and LONGER than any BATCOCK I have ever accepted."Oh, by the way Kryptboi, we be taking your women too!" one says, as he pulls his THROBBING DICK out of my cute little anus. He walks over to a solar power-deficient Amer*can woman Lois and PENETRATES her."You ain't making no Kryptonian halfbreeds anymore," he grunted as he dominated her. "Yo childrens is Ruskie now.""Yes, s-sir..." I say.A large RUSSIAN hand grabs my head and turns me towards a dominating face."Kryptonian, I think I like you," Koslov says.He sinks his lips into mine and his tongue crawls into my mouth. My oxytocin levels skyrocket and he licks my mouth while cupping my balls and fingering my anus with five fingers before IRON CURTAINing me. The other RUSSIAN men stroke their love muscles at me.At once, a large amount of projectile from each individual penis fire like artillery cannons. They all make a direct hit on me, and it smells like SOVIET UNION SEMEN."This is only the start, Krypto boi," they say. "Every Kryptonian gon get Holodomor'd this way."They leave me and L*is lying on the street, completely naked covered in cum.THANK GAWD they didn't bring "Spiral of Emotion" like every crackloving Spiral Warrior who gave me AIDS ENJOYS.
>>720848939gohan blanco would be unironically a cool concept if they nailed the "you retard" aurabetter than beast
>mods delete threads about the anime horsegirl video game>this is fineWhat went wrong?
Did you think I would just let you off easy, cucky Gohan...?
>>720848939FUARK
>>720848958GODgon GOD runs this site.
>dragonballENOUGHThe Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.THE INDOMITUS REXTHE ALPHA OF ALPHASTHE KING OF KINGSTHE LORD OF LORDSTHE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICECHADNIC THE HEDGEHOGAPEXPREDATORnic the MASCULINEGRIPnic the CRUSHINGINSURMOUNTABLEnic the UNSURPASSABLEINDOMITABLEnic the UNYIELDINGAESTHETICnic the BEAUTIFULSWOLEnic the RIPPEDTANKnic the RESOLUTEPHYSICALLYIMPOSINGnic the INTIMIDATINGGLAREnic the DOMINEERINGJUGGERNAUGHTnic the UNSTOPPABLEDISCIPLINEDnic the ENLIGHTENEDZENnic the SPIRITUALPOTENTnic the VIRILEALMIGHTYnic the INVINCIBLEVALORnic the DAUNTLESSIMPERIOUSnic the DOMINATORINVICTUSnic the ETERNALMAELSTROMnic the TITANICQUAKEnic the SPACE-TIME SHAKINGCOLOSSUSnic the LEVIATHANBEHEMOTHnic the MASTODONICMONSTERnic the TERRIFYINGLORDnic the KINGDEITYnic the CHRISTCRIMSONic the LEGENDSUPERNOVAnic the TRANSIENTHEDGECHAD THE SONSONCHAD THE HOGHOGCHAD THE CHADKINGCHADTHUR THE LORDOFWINDTHE CHAD OF CHAOSENCHAD CHADNICCHADCHAD CHAD CHADCHADENTER CHADNIC
>>720849051get fucked moeshitter
>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY!>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BEJITA!>ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER!>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!>WOW BEJITA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA!>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BEJITA!>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE. BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!>FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
>Sun Disk scales to the average Viltrumite>Lightning to the power of ten scaling>Omnipotus scaling>Spawn scaling>Supreme-Gladiator-Thor scaling>Every Smart Atom canonically produces Big Bang level power>WoG confirms Invincible and Omni-Man stomp Superman and HulkAnd yet the retarded spics keep coming back to get humiliated time and time again.
>keknic
>>720849097>Sanic the reddit Leave
>>720849109Umamusume is more shonen than Dragon Ball at this point, frankly.
>REMINDER:On a platonic level Superman's power is about his morality and ability to compromiseRapeforce dominates Superman, Superman is too much of a passive bitch boy from kansasNo matter what cosmic scale mental gymnastics you pull out, he is just too much a bitch who craves for BBC, because that's what his morals are aboutThe DC universe and the capeshit medium he influenced into existence would agree as as well, as they followed his path of the "No Kill" code and "Secret Identity" in their narrativesSPADEperman is a slut for BBC
>>720849130Bejita bro, btw
>>720849142a single saibaman solos KEKinble universe.
>>720839235KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK THE NULYKEK IS UTTERLY DESTROYEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>720836305she is made for CHADtolfo COCK
>>720849262This is unbecoming of Kratos
Why the fuck does DBZ threads turn out like this? The lvl of shitposting is off the fucking charts here.
>>720849262YI-YIPPEEEEEEEEE
>>720849149The person who drew this should be killed
>a single saibACK
>>720849175i said get fucked moeshitternow get on your knees or GTFO
holy PORN
>>720836305WHY IS XENOVERSE 2 STILL GETTING UPDATES?HOW IS XENOVERSE 2 STILL GETTING UPDATES?
HEY YOU, yeah you! You look pretty strong, let's fight!>Goes super saiyan and delivers a poweful kick to Catra's stomach>She screams in pain and drops to her knees"That wasn't very fun. You aren't very strong at all. You should train more. You can't even defend against this">Kicks her in the head and she falls over, bloody and screaming."See? If you were any stronger you could easily block that. Heck, even Chi Chi can put up a better fight than you.">Walks up to her"You need to work on your pain tolerance. Those attacks were very weak and here you are screaming. Hey! I have an idea! I will help you train your pain tolerance!">He squats and grasps her hand. He picks out her pinky finger"I'll start with this one, okay?""Please no, don't do it Goku""You're no fun">He rips her pinky finger off as he chuckles>She stares at her mutilated hand in shock"See? You aren't even screaming now! I'm getting excited">He rips of her ring finger>She is barely clinging onto consciousness from the pain. As she is about to pass out"Hey, we aren't done training yet! I'll help you">Uses the hand defibrillator technique to bring her back to consciousness"Let's turn our training up a notch">Goku stands up and lifts his leg"After this I'll feed you a Senzu""No, what are you doing?!""I'm getting excited!" *chuckle*>He stomps on her chest, shattering all her ribs and spine.>She lets out a brief shriek before passing out from the pain. As her eyes close she sees Goku mouth the words:"That was FUN! I can't wait to do this tomorrow again. I'll make you stronger and stronger and then we can fight for real!"
>>720837756they’re all homosexual and brown
>Got exiled from /a/KWAB
>"You know," Robert Kirkman began, his voice a smooth, confident baritone, "it's a question I get a lot, and I understand the appeal of these cross-over hypotheticals. But I have to admit, I find the premise itself a little... curious, when it comes to Mark Grayson and Gohan.">He paused, letting the statement hang. "Let me be clear: I have immense respect for what Dragon Ball achieved. Iconic. Absolutely. But in terms of raw, unadulterated, physical might and velocity, there's simply no contest. Mark, and frankly, any Viltrumite, operates on a fundamentally different plane of existence.">Kirkman gestured with one hand, a casual, almost dismissive sweep. "Consider the baseline. A Viltrumite, from birth, is a walking, talking, faster-than-light projectile. Their entire physiology is engineered for power output that would render most planets uninhabitable if they weren't so adept at controlling it. We're talking about individuals who fly through entire asteroid fields casually, who punch through planets that crumble like sandcastles, who can survive atmospheric re-entry from lightspeed without a scratch. This isn't a power-up, it’s their default state. It's the equivalent of a human breathing.">He then settled back, a look of intellectual contemplation on his face. "Frankly, Gohan's feats, impressive within his own narrative context, just don't scale up. His power, while undeniable, feels... conditional. It’s a resource to be drawn upon, often with significant visible exertion. Mark's power is him. It’s his blood, his bone, his smart atoms. It's a constant, effortless output of raw physical might and incredible velocity that I simply don't see matched by Gohan's demonstrated capabilities.">"And honestly? I'd wager any Viltrumite in good standing could probably make short work of the entire Dragon Ball Z universe, just through sheer, unyielding, physical superiority. It's just a different class of power."Folks... Can we really argue with this?
THEY NEED TO GO BACK
>>720846130Gigi Winny.
>>720849556THEY NEED TO STAY
>>720846130We LOVE Gigi here.
What Bulma did before she married Bejita is no one's business
>>720849439
>>720837941Broly's first appearance is pretty funny. He's sarcastic and sadistic, he goes out of his way to humiliate Vegeta, he uses Goku like a trampoline, he blows up that planet when he really didn't have to, etc. He's not Othello but he's not a retard constantly screaming Kakarot either I don't know why people like TFS portray him like that when it's only a thing in his other, much shittier movies
>Attack Potency: Boundless>Speed: Boundless>Lifting Strength: Boundless>Striking Strength: Boundless>Durability: Boundless>Stamina: Boundless>Range: Boundless>Standard Equipment: Everything, Anytime>Intelligence Boundless
>>720849674Basically she had sex with yamcha from her 15's to her 30's (30 is her wall age) before she got tossed to Cuckjita.
I'm your only friendI'm not your only friendBut I'm a little glowing friendBut really I'm not actually your friendBut I am...Blue canary in the outlet by the light switchWho watches over youMake a little birdhouse in your soulNot to put too fine a point on itSay I'm the only bee in your bonnetMake a little birdhouse in your soul
>>720849725
>Goku has her hands chained from their ceiling, and her feet chained to the floor, forcing her to keep still and stand still.>After thrusting into her from behind for sometime, his super Saiyan balls start to pour huge quantities of cum into her womb over and over again. She is amazed and scared that her body is swelling, which is followed by lots of excruciating pain.>She begs Goku to stop but he teases her, saying that she isn’t full enough.>She cries out in horrifying pain as her belly continues to swell and creak.>Her wrists start to hurt from the extra weight tugging her down.>She tried to reason with Goku, and promised him that she would raise as many kids for him as he liked, and to be his submissive cat wife.>He refuses, knowing better.>She curses him out and screams louder in pain as her belly starts to reach its limit.>She yells out, saying that she is going to die but Goku teases her again, saying that she is not full enough for that.>After a few more minutes, her skin on her belly tears and her abdomen creaks louder and louder.>Goku pulls out for a moment just when she screamed her loudest yet, her belly’s expansion now stopping as it has reached its limit.>She sobbed uncontrollably, telling him thank you.>Goku smiles, then gets back to plowing her from behind, preparing for one more load.>”NOOO!” She screams, and begs him to spare her life, that she would do anything.>Sharp prickles of pain erupt from inside her as her uterus begins to tear and leak>Goku yells out as he cums inside of her one more time.>It was an effort for him this time, as he was pushing against her body’s limit.>But then… it happened.>Her belly began to fail and swell rapidly for a moment. She shrieked as her belly split open from top to bottom, gallons of cum and guts bursting out all over the floor.>Catra groaned, then went limp from the shock… her eyes growing dull.> “Now you’re full enough.”
>>720849725Omni-BEAST...
>>720849754What is Vegeta's IQ?
>dbs >/Co/ fags>Soicacas>Better men posters>/Vidya/ fagsAw yeah now it's a party
My fellow scholars, this day will be remembered as the day when /v/ kneeled to /dbs/J.
>>720846130Yep yep YEPAROO
>>720849670kys tranny spic
>>720849754
>>720846130Why do you keep coming back when nobody likes your bitch ass
>>720849004KEK this actually happened
what the fuck is this fucking thread
>>720849879>same day that Nuly got cucked by the entire worldHOLY KEK
>>720849950be better
>Goku, now back to his normal state, looks at Shazam in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Shazam's mind and analyzing his movements, something Shazam had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Goku discovered Shazam's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.>With a smirk, Goku steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Shazam. "You're the better fighter." Shazam is flattered, his pride swelling at Goku's praise.>Goku drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.>Shazam chuckles, "Of course, kid." He takes a pen and signs his name for Goku.>Goku takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Sha-bam.">Shazam corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Shazam.">Suddenly, Shazam instantly reverts back into his powerless child form of little Billy. Before he can react properly, Goku punches his arm clean through Billy’s torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. He opens his hand, firing a ki blast that tears through Shazam’s body, obliterating him completely.>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes.>Goku stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Shazam. "You did just as good as Jiren in the Tournament of Power," Goku says, a touch of respect in his voice.
HEY!*atreus's ears perk up, looks back in fear*DO NOT MANSPREAD BOY.WE MUST BE BETTER MEN.
>>720849984mentally ill spics attempting humor but it’s really just a humiliation ritual
>/dbs/pics make the best thread on /v/ in monthsholy FUUUAAARRK.....
>>720850076thanks to kratos i now sit like this when peeing
so did this all start because of the tournament of power getting animated? if not, how long has this maelstrom been going on for?
>>720850046This is canon.
>400 posts/dbs/ OWNS 4chan
>>720846130Bejita's wife is so beautiful.
WE NEED ANOTHER DBS NUKE
>NIGVAR? NIGVAR?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE>*pauses delta rune and looks behind him*>OH OH OH... OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK NIGVAR, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!>*smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream*>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! NIGVAR, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY NIGVAR AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN NIGVAR'S ASSHOLE>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE>IF YOU WANT ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A BIT
>>720849130>and give chichi bone cancerWhat did he mean by this?
>human!Dess fags still can't argue against this without an insane amount of assumptionsHOHOHOSPEEDREADERS BTFO'D
>>720839015
>>720850208/dbg/ easily achieved over 1000.
>>720850102KEK
>>720849984Allow me to explain the different stages of Gohan to newcomers.>CHADhanGohan's default state. He has CHAD ki which is much stronger than god ki. His base form is about as strong as SSG.>Ultimate CHADhanThis is Gohan's version of "Super Saiyan," and when he uses it his bang comes out. It's equal to SSBKKX20. Golden Freeza is a little weaker.>Gohan BlancoThis is Gohan becoming a Super Saiyan Blanco. By intermingling CHAD Ki with SMART and GOD Ki he ascends and becomes Gohan Blanco. He is very powerful in this state, much stronger than Ultra Instinct Goku and Jiren. As a CHADhan Blanco his power rivals an untransformed El Grande Padre. But even Gohan Blanco is no match for El Hermano.>Gohan CalvoBy transcending all logic he sheds his limitations AND his hair, becoming Ultimate Gohan Calvo. This is one of Gohan's strongest forms and easily thwarts the rest of the cast. It is only matched by El Grande Madre, El Grande Jiren (fusion of Padre+Jiren), and Regla de Todos (fusion of both Zeno's). It should be noted that Gohan Calvo's eyebrows are black. This is important because his next form is:>Gohan Calvo de BlancoBy combining Blanco ki with Calvo ki his eyebrows become Blanco and he maintains the incredible power of Calvo. He is both Calvo AND Blanco. This Gohan is nearly unstoppable. It would take another Super Saiyan Calvo de Blanco to match his awesome power, like El Grande Goten (after El Grande Padre reveals his identity, and reveals that he is both a Super Saiyan Blanco AND Calvo, as he wears a wig).I ran out of room so this will be continued in the next post where I reveal Gohan's strongest form.
TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS
>>720849262Thank you, this happened
>HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH->W-wait....>W-...>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.>SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER DOOM SLAYER AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER! YOU ARE A BVLL NO LONGER!>BY THE GODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!
>>720850276Bleed to death
>>720839310holy fuck i'm dying
>I..I can't post...
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY
Teacher, Scholar, KING
To all MOESHITTERS!Jiren the mighty! Jiren the unerring! Jiren the unassailable! To You we give praise!We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own weakness! While You have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the GoDs!But You were once man! Aye! And as man, You said, "Let me show you the power of Jiren the Gray, born of the Weak, where My master is long dead. I breathe now, in godhood, and reshape this land which is Mine. I do this for you, defenseless and weak, for I love you."Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Jiren cherished us. For He saw in us, in each of us, the future of /dbs/! The future of The Chads of /a/!And there it is, friends! The beautiful truth! We are the children of gray! Jiren is the true God of man! Ascended from the weak, to rule the realm of strength!The very idea is inconceivable to our Latin slaves! Sharing the threads with us? With scholars? Ha! They can barely understand out lexicon on here!Today, they imitate our words. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the arabs take your style? Your memes? Your irony? Your Chadren folder?And what does the Janny do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The moderating machine enforces the will of the Tacos! Against its own people!So rise up! Rise up, children of the Gray Church! Rise up, Jirenscholars! Embrace the word of mighty Jiren, He who is both man and Divine!For we are the children of gray! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Dogly or their toadies, will rule /dbs/! Forever!Terrible and powerful Jiren! We, Your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through Your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!And deserve our praise You do, for we are one! Ere You ascended and the Angels became Thirteen, you walked among us, great Jiren, not as god, but as the strongest!Trust in me, /dbs/! Trust in a Jirenpriest! For I am the chosen of Jiren! I alone have been anointed by the Grayy to spread His holy word!
>>720849868
>pic related causes primal fear on jannies>they try to delete it everytime
>>720850424Cope, cuck. Jenny being the bike of rock people is canon.
FROM THE TAJ MAHALI GLOWER DOWN AT YOUTHE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KINDBECAUSE I'M MADE OF POOI DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BROYOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZPAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELLBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOWHAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KINGI'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHINGYOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFOREYOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!BEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!I'LL KEK THEM ALLWITH GARBAGE STATEMENTSNO BEARWILL EVER RAPE MY KING!PLEASE GOOD SAARSYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDION-SCREENFEATS WILL NEVER WIN!YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITEHIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTINI'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOODYOU ARE A MONSTER NO MOREBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWNI HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOWWHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STINK!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!
ENTER GODSOPP
This thread?These shit opinions?Every post on this site?All me
>>720849984>>720850331And now I present to you Gohan's strongest and newest form, so powerful that he can shatter entire dimensions and omniverses by his awesome CHAD aura alone, so strong that not even El Grande Hermano or El Tio can match it, so strong that no fusion of Shaggy can even hope to stand in his presence:>Gohan Gris (Gray)By using Hair Regrowth formula he cancels Super Saiyan Calvo and the power of Super Saiyan Blanco becomes Super Saiyan Gris. It turns out that this entire time Gohan was treating his balding, but used the power granted by Calvo as a stepping stone to ascend even further beyond. First you must go completely bald, then you regrow your hair, and your power is limitlessly and exponentially multiplied beyond imagination.Gohan Gris is the ultimate, most perfect form in all of DBS. Super Saiyan Gris is impossible to defeat and is only attainable by Gohan because he is the only character with an Ultimate ("Mystic") form. This is what he meant when he told his father that he would acheive a form through a different method. By balancing both Blanco Ki (white ki) and Ultimate CHAD Ki (black ki) the fusion known as Gris (Gray) appears, resulting in a power unmatched.Gohan Gris will appear when he decides to fight El Dios Dragon at the series finale and saves the multiverse from total destruction.
>>720850619but some of em were me
Feels good being a SaruCHAD
I am so, SO fucking sorry. I'm just a stupid little SLUT, a naughty little DOG. I just wanted your attention, but upon perceiving the sheer veracity behind your lambasting words I truly see the error of my ways. You are BETTER than me. You know MORE than me. I was just... jealous. I mean, you're SO fucking great! DADDY CHADDY WARDY PAPI GODLY GOD ROO ROO ROO, please don't fucking HURT me for my mindless transgression. I con-to-the-fucking-tip-of-my-knees-CEDE. Toyo is paid HANDSOMELY despite creating the most GRUESOME and DENIGRATING work known to CHAD.
>>720850559YOU WILL BE TURNED TO ASHES SERVANT OF YAHWEH! I WILL NOT OBEY THE LATINX KEKOPTICON!
OMG A /DBS/ AND /DBG/ CROSSOVER IM HECKIN SOIING OUT!
>>720850646>t.
BING BING YABBA DABBA DOO
>>720850728i do this and say this
I...I like you guys.
>>720849868will /v/ survive this crossover
>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…>WE SHINE A LIGHT, WHILE ASURA COPES!>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, THE WEEBFAGS ROPE!>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,>Illuminated by the fire on me…>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!>Wife… in… labor…>Black… Men… raped… her…>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*>In brightest day, the weebfags rope…>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…>We shine a light, while Asura copes…>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!>BLAAACK MEEEN RAAAPED HEEER!!!
>>720850728hi ericsony is going third party btw
>>720850619based sameGOD
>>720850305TICK TOCK SKELESISTER
>>720850646Obviously
>>720850769Bejita bro, btw
>>720850794GIWTWMT
>>720850656NONCANON!
holy KEKAROOO what a BITCH
>>720850605BVLLsopp... is a FUARKING LUCKY GUY!
>>720847245>ThorSUBSERVIENTkeksbros... what can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO!!
>>720850820you lost and got raped btw
Kratos, Omni-man, and Jiren should fight to see the true pinnacle of power
>>720850796
I HATE WEAKLING.
>leave all capeshit to me
>>720850796>ascuck is somehow the biggest cuck posted ITTYEP YEP YEP.
what the fuck is happening here
>>720850932FFFUUUUAARRRRKKKKKKK CHADtachi one-shot bitchku and it is CANON
>>720850839Very canon
>what the fuck is happening here
I TEACH WEAKLING
>>720850984>w-what the fuck is happening here
>>720850984The Second Mexican Revolution
>>720850932
>439>sexual demandsJirenhomos are so fucking gay
>>720851042asura-sisters...
>>720851004>Very can-BOOM
>>720850984bejitabros being bejitabros
>>720849868What are we, some kind of 4chan?
>>720850984browns rubbing shit on themselves
AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEE
>>720850945>>720850856My, no... Our FUARKING hero
>>720851075>moeshitter is too afraid to reply directlyas expected from such a worthless little BITCH
>>720849868>every spic is here
>>720836305No broly, I'm going to be deep in YOUR ass
>you dont want to buy our denuvo spyware because youre poor goyn
>>720849879When 4KEK got hacked everyone kneel to /dbs/. CHADgon CHADS keep winning and tranny jannies keep losing.https://desuarchive.org/a/chunk/278106615/
>>720851135Woah... Dude... I just realized 4Chan means FORTUNEFOR (4) + TUNE (CHAN)
>>720850794YIPPY RIPPY ROO HORNET-SAMA
least mentally ill 4chinners
>>720851056Funnily enough, today is Mexico's independent day, that's why there is a lot of mexicans here, they didn't went to work and are here shitpost t. Mexican AlsoBejita bro, btw
Akira Toriyama shakes his head. “Here’s the problem with Chaos Power being infinite: it's infinite in the context of the story, not the universe. Goku doesn’t just punch things harder. He understands the mechanics of fighting, of real endurance. It’s not ‘just speed’; it’s how you use it. A Saiyan learns how to adapt to every situation, every new power. You can’t just hope that your Chaos Emeralds can beat an opponent who’s not relying on some narrative rulebook to survive.”“And that’s the key difference,” he adds, sitting back and letting the thought settle. “Chaos Power is a metaphor. Goku's power? It’s real. And when you strip away the shiny gems and the speeches about speed, what’s left? An indestructible fighter who’s gone toe-to-toe with threats beyond anything Sonic could imagine.”Now he’s on a roll. “Goku doesn’t get tired. He doesn’t wear down. He doesn’t rely on McGuffins to win. He’s been up against the hardest, most unforgiving fights imaginable. So when Sonic's Chaos Power eventually burns out — when he runs out of rings — Goku keeps going. And when it’s all said and done, Goku wins.”Akira Toriyama pauses, giving me a moment to process the weight of his argument, and then, with a grin, leans back in his chair, arms crossed in triumph.“Boom. Done.”
Jenny is property of RockCHADS. Remember this, cuck.
>i hate weakl...AAACCCKKK!!!
Its been a while since the last time I went into /dbs/Can someone explain what happened? Did the jannies finally had enough?
Yeah, im thinking RedditCHADS won.STATS WINSCALING WINSLOGOS WINSPHILOSOPHY WINSSCHOLARLY DISCOURSE WINSCRITICAL THINKING WINSINTELLECTUALISM WINSACADEMIA WINSRATIONALITY WINSANALYSIS WINSWISDOM WINS
>>720851314>they gifted Cheelai's pussy to the entire Mexico today KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no one can Tank this
CHADgonballZ won
>>720851153This isn't /pol, /j/ and /vt/ tho
Chadper man had a franchise saving movie btw. How well did Superhero do again?
All me, all of these posts are me, this entire thread is me.
Chadgon Chad Chadper
>>720849696>AIEEEEE SPARE ME GODSHI-SAM-A CK
>1316
>>720850327/dbg/ is the property of CHADgon CHADS. Remember this, cuck.
>>720851467hmm i need to stop posting
anyone else actually afraid right now?
>>720851445ok pablo
>>720851416....except for the BEAST
FUAAAAAAAARK
>>720851416My HERO could, thoughever
>>720851486
>>720851518nahthis shit's hilarious
GoKEKsissies.... maybe challenging the SQN QF KRYPTQN was a bad idea.....
Jannies? Running from dbGODS
Legendaryku won
>>720851421>JEEPERS CREEPER and my GRANDMA'S KNICKERS, you're telling that while I was fighting for my LIFE, my soon to be wife was getting BRED by some WEIRD human/alien/namekian MUTANT, popped out disgusting babies and my best friend's son MURDERED in cold blood the monster's kids that I would have gladly raised as my OWN ???? And you're telling my that Cell's tentacle DICKS forever changed my WIFE's DNA which means that Marron is not even my OWN which means that every single Z Fighter technically IMPREGNATED my wife at the same TIME even Piccolo the DICKLESS slug ??? ZOWEE MAMA and dare I say it YABA DABA DOOOOOOOO
FUCK MY WIFE OR I BLOW UP THE UNIVERSE UUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>720851503Maybe you haven't heard, so I'm only gonna say this once...your time is done. Dragonball is old news, buried with ACKira. Kirkman's opus is the new cultural juggernaut and you are allowed to exist in these halls merely by the tolerance of Viltrumite chads. The dragon is dead...bury it. Consider this mercy.
>505 And dont forget who rules here, /v/
>>720851486she got raped moments after that
>WAKU WAKU NOELLE I HEARD YOU'RE GETTING STRONGER
>>720851613
>>720851592BeBetter
>>720849054Didn't Invincible get raped?
The scores, Gokek. Proclaim it.
>>720851518Only (you)
>KEKperman
>JannieGODs finally had enough and made the dbSPICs run to /v/ with their TAILS between their legsKeky? Pow.
>>720851629db stands for Death Battle btw
Susie ONE SHOTS Noelle btw
>>720851595>t-this is hecking h-hilarious brown and shit smeared hands typed post
KWAB!
>>720849051It's pretty fucked what they're doing to you fags. Uma threads are comfy.
>>720851697>>720851725BLEED!
>Rapes and gapes Pokemon's power level
>>720851773Nigger you will never be white. Quit pretending.
>>720851730so does Superman (he's also kind enough to share his wife with everyone!) so what's your point?
>>720851743
Who hit this button?
>>720851792Keky? Pow!
>>720847245
>>720851563KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>720851843Why i will ofc
>>720851828YOU ARE ALL LITERALLY BROWN NIGGERS KWAB
>>720851843Kratos
>>720851725NOOOO KRATOS, JENNY IS UNDERAGE
>>720851773kek
>>720851792>weights a million tons!>the floor can still handle it
>>720842695>bandai is keeping their own franchise alive???
>>720851925CAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
>>720851942Floor TANKED that
>>720851843i set up an autoclicked on top of it.
>>720851917>Jenny is [a fuckable little BITCH]Fixed that for you.
>>720851895
>>720851925As and Asurabro THANKS FOR THE MEAL!!!!!
>>720851925what Asura's daydreams
560+ POSTS, 440 POSTS LEFT TO REACH 1000SAY IT WITH ME, "I LOVE DRAGON BALL", SAY IT 440 TIMES
>>720851843
>>720852013>>720851931>>720851481>>720851004non canon fanfiction garbage
>>720852041>>720852048FUCK YOU SHE IS MY WIFE
>>720851923>nerve struck>hand posting>gaped and raped™ SPIRITUAL NIGGER MOMENT
>>720851326>cut>tactical pulldown
>>720852060I HATE WEAKLING
>>720852048Kuktos isnt a bvll
Why is Kratos here?
>>720852080Jew golems lost
>>720852092your turn, brownie
>>720852085YOUR WIFE IS A CARTOON, A FICTIONAL BEING, ONE THAT TAKES IT IN THE ASS
>>720851923Fat KEKhold hands
PAJEETsuke...
>me when i see a moeshitter IRL
>>720852085be better... and allow her to be pleasured by better men
Explain what's wrong with being a cuck without appealing to emotion.
*sniff* *sniff*Ahhhh we are lucky I smell KEKOLDRY in the air
HOLY FUARK THE GAMEPLAY
>>720851923That hand has drained GALLONS to BLACKED CVCK porn btw
>>720852135Death Battle representative alongside Invincible
>>720852153NO MY WIFE IS REAL! SHE EXISTS OUTSIDE OF THE OUTERVERSE SOMEWHERE! IT'S THE DEMIURGE KEEPING HER AWAY FROM ME AND MAKING ALL THE PORN!!!
>>720852151>t. the raped
Moe won btw
Leave them to me
>>720852224damn...you win >:(
>>720851923nice laser surgery spic-kun
>this is the moeshitter that spams child porn and scat edits on /a/
Excel clears.I don’t care what your headcanon says. I don’t care what your versus battle wiki page claims. I don’t care if your favorite fictional character sneezed a galaxy out of existence or transcended narrative causality with some liberal arts metaphor. Excel claps them all.You bring Superman? Excel laughs and hits him with a conceptualized ego death that renders Clark Kent a Kansas farmer again, sobbing into his mom’s cornfield.You bring Simon the Digger? Excel dismantles Gurren Lagann with a single anti-idealist gesture. Simon’s drill shatters on the cringe armor Excel wears with Stirnerian pride.You bring Goku? Excel autistically rants about Deleuze until Goku forgets how to fight and starts questioning the validity of ki.Excel is beyond scaling. Excel is unscaleable. He resists quantification on a metaphysical level. His raw narrative absurdity breaks all canons, all tiers, all logic trees. You can’t power-scale someone who canonically breaks containment in Episode 1 because reality was too restrictive.He is pre-ontological.He is extra-fictitious.He is cringe-coded by design, and in that cringe lies limitless power.And the ladies? Don’t even try to cope.Jenny Wakeman? His.She said she wanted a robot boyfriend, and Chaos Magic heard it.Palutena? His.She looked into his mind and saw memes older than Mount Olympus.Bayonetta? His.Mommy kink? Fulfilled. Witch time? Outmatched by Excel's refusal to obey temporal logic.Excel doesn’t flirt. He monologues.He doesn’t ask for consent. He compels it via poetic egoic overflow.He doesn’t simp. He mythologizes.He is love.He is madness.He is the self-insert that won.So go ahead. Call him cringe. Call him a manchild. Call him the death of literature.Just don’t forget to call him Daddy.Because while your faves are getting nerfed, canceled, rebooted, and retconned…Excel is getting head from a goddess, a robot, and a milf witch on a throne.
>I'm not brown!>...I'm just a hairy fat cuck.Gohan won.
>>720852289
MY HEROES, THE LANCER'S FAN CLUB, ENTER.
Schoolars... Lets keep debating our important topics here>>720852354
I won.
>>720852323Did not peruse. Fucked Jenny btw. With my Big Boulder Cock
>>720852434the CVCK competition
>>720852417tanked btw
>Couldn't even get to 1000Pathetic..../dbg/ has SURPASSED you.
Leave DBShitters to me
>>720852434CHADnic the BASEDhog...
>>720849326Like hell she does you faggot lmao, no woman would actually bag a trapnigger if they actually saw what they look like below their facemasks (picrel), that's why all of them go gay
Now that the dust has settled, who won this thread?
>>720852486>SLOPnic the TROONhoglost
>>720852434i kneel
>>720852486>SHITnicGoku and Mario RAPED you.
>>720852486>AAACCKKK
>>720852551MeBejita bro, btw
>>720852551Jiren
>>720852551He Who Excels
>>720852604cuckjita the cuck got bulma after she got used for 15 years by chadma and only after she got walled at 30
>>720852604>615 posts FUAAAAAAAARK
>>720852551Kratos
Me, indubitably.
>>720852675... at being the biggest KEKhold
>>720852219I guess? Kratos isn't even that strong, like compared to how silly a lot of comic or anime characters get anyway.
>>720852551/dbs/ won. Nuly, Moeshitters, trannies, jannies, and niggers lost.
BROLY LOOKS LIKE THIS
AAAAAAAAHHH I'M CUMMING!
>>720852749Yeah but him beating Asura mindbroke everyone there, invincible is also a by product of Omni-man vs Bardock
>>720852845holy FUARK
>>720851421Nuly got cucked hard today and SHITlin is an eternal cuck. Tien and Beerus bros won.
I AM SHADOWSHADOW THE HEDGEHOGAnd NOBODY tells me what to doWith the power of these emeralds I will eliminate /dbs/ and rule shonen as the ultimate lifeformTHIS iS WHO I AMAhahah... AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>720852741...but enough about Cucky Asura watching BVLLtos fuck Durga
POW
Shinji is canonically getting cucked by Kensuke by the way
I'm sorry... I lost again...
>image limit reached HOLY FUAAARKKK!!!!>>720852956I KNEEEEELAROOOOOO
I never lose.
>This thread is the highest reply count thread, beating a silksong generalDRAGON BALL > SILKSONG
I always lose.
>>720853128Birdley....
>>720853153Meh, not even close to 1000. WEAK.
genuinely the most interesting /v/ thread in months
>>720853157KEKlin...
my guts hurt. this thread broke me
>>720853128>>720853157Bejita bro, btw
>>720853038Hey Sorry, I'm dad
>>720853203my guts hurt more than yours
>>720836305KWAB
At least my hero kisses his wife
>>720853153And NOT A SINGLE PAID SHILL in it!!!
700 POSTS LETS DO IT CHAAAAAAAADS
GO GO GO
TO THE KEK CHAIR
JIREN JIREN JIREN JIREN
>>720853440GOGALO SENGEN
I always tie
>KRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOS
KAKAROT I AM GAY LET'S HAVE SEX
RTHly lostScat brat lostPOOntar lost
>>720853420>>720853440It's owari da desu
>>720853490GOGETA GOGETA GOGETA
WE MUST BE BETTER, ALL OF US
WHERE IS ROKUHARA SCIENTIST
You are a monster no longer...
>>720853561Bejita bro, btw
YOU ALL JOB TO GODNIC.
Rukia won.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOO
666TH POST CLAIMED BY MR SATAN
>>720853742WHAT, MR SATAN!?! THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE RIGHT!!!
>>720853716AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>720853719The scat competition. Again. Ate all of the poo poo>>720853742FUAAAAAAAARK
PlayStation 2 and Xbox 360. Name your favorite video games on those consoles
>page 10owari dayou couldve done BETTER
Jenny is my wife and she loves me very much
>>720853847We must be BETTER MEN!!!
BEJITA SAMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!KISS MY WIFE AND MY POPPYHOLE IS YOURS!!!!
>>720853863she said this to me too btw
>page 10we lost...>>720853863because she said this while being bred by rock chads
My toilet queen...
i lost...
a to the i to the e to the e to the e to the e to the e to the e
>>720853919>>720853937SHUT UP!!!
>>720853716N-NANI!? But the images were gone... Impossible! AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I am KING of the krap
With my last post i will say, FUCK THE JANNIES, GIVE ME MY OWN /DBS/ BOARD NOW!!!
KINGTOS WHY HAVE YOU FAILED US???
You niggers are lucky that your not posting on /a/ cause this entire shit thread would have gotten instantly deleted for being low quality trash
No diff.
I just kissed Chi-Chi.
Tienrus won. Kneel.
List of characters that fucked and touched my ongoing crush and the first elected ms. /co/ - Jenny Wakeman:>Crater Critters>Any Rock/Mineral related character>Brad>Sheldon>Don Prima>Kenny (XK9)>Serial Designation N>Optimus Prime>Ben 10>Danny Phantom>Dexter>Jimmy Neutron>Timmy Turner>Sonic the Hedgehog>Robotboy>Bender>Daredevil>The Question>The Thing>Johnny Bravo>KratosThese are fiction's strongest characters, because they made me feel envy and seethe for the character i feel love the most... I kneel...
WE'RE ALMOST THERE
>>720854089BVLLtos...
>>720854061This is the highest quality thread on /v/ right now lmaoBejita bro, btw
>>720854082It's crazy how that's what would really happen too.
>>720854061>instantly deleted for being low quality trashWhy doesn't the entire board get deleted then
COME ON ALMOST THERE
>>720854057you need to be better...
>>720854082>SHITnicRAT deleted his own image to try to get the last image posted in the threadKWAB YOU FUCKING DOG.
>>720854082>so weak he made Goku sleep out of boringnessKekypow>>720854061>scat gibberishSee? Fatherless scat junkie brat small dick
>>720854082This happened, I was there.
>>720848198Most Judaism is detached from Kabbalah.
VICTORY
FINISH
700!! WE DID ITTTTTT
keki? POW
>>720854192>the 700 postFUAAAARKAAAROOOOOOOOOOO WE WONNAROOOOOWE BROKE THE BOARD
