>YOU LED GOBLINS HERE!?
>>720844128The goblin camp is like a 2 minute walk away. Did he think they wouldn't come there?
I'm gnot a gnelf. I'm gnot a gnoblin. I'm a gn
>>720844314I don't know, it took me a couple ingame days to get over there from the druid sanctuary, but I did have some wimpy ass magicians in my party.
>>720844314this has been discussed beforebg3 areas aren't representative of the real worldif it was it'd be like 1-2 hours of empty forests between areas and as we know open world games are just boring
>>720844128https://voca.ro/1eYuPH3qBZpP
>>720844314It's amazing how games fail to create this sense of believable scale. Even in open world games they fail. Like that one stable in BOTW that just has those flying guardians up the mountain that could just target it and come down the mountain and destroy everyone in seconds but they all just look up and see that as no threat. Then in FF7 Rebirth, all those helicopters flying around Kalm that could easily just glance toward the empty open world grasslands and see the most easily identifiable terrorists ever running around.
>>720844492this but with karlach>bu she's reddi-big red woman crushing me is all that matters
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>You led Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie and Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan here?!
>>720844128Gonna cry?
>>720844504hyped
"GOBLINS could be here," Zevlor thought. "I've never been in this grove before. There could be GOBLINS anywhere." The cool arrows felt good against Kanon's chest. "WHERE IS THE DRUID" he thought. The warhorn reverberated his entire campsite, making it pulsate even as the 2g Ashaba Dusk circulated through his powerful thick veins and (merited) fear of Absolute cultists after dark. "If you kill Kagha, you can go anywhere you want," he said to himself, out loud.
>>720844492>called "the plot">Doesn't even have boob physicsbaka
>no dlc or new companions because of Larian being dogshit at managing their shareholds
>>720844128zevlor is a cool bean. he's one of the very few tieflings i liked in the game. he's a total bro & he doesn't cry victim like the rest of his faggot people.
>>720844128I didn´t but i wasn´t going to help the thieflings or druids either. I was in a hurry on account of having an alien parasite nesting in my brain. I´m sure they understand.
>>720845505
GOBLINS IN MY GROVE? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
>>720844128Yes. I have no reason not to side with the goblins over the tieflings. >tieflings literally make everything about them and their problems rather than putting you first>tieflings have no money, no resources, and no skills>all their children are thieves>all of them came from the Hells and have devil strings attached to their bs>halsin doesn’t know anything about your tadpole >at this point in the game the player is led to believe he’s at risk of turning into a mindflayer any day if he can’t get the tadpole problem solvedIt makes no fucking sense to take your small group of always sunny characters to go assault an entire goblin fort all for the purpose of saving literal who refugees of nefarious goals and currying favor with a druid who knows barely anything about your problem. Siding with the goblins gives you far easier access to all the druid’s loot, actually helpful information about what your tadpole is and more insight into the whole absolute cult; plus Minthara is a far better companion than Halsin.
>>720846207yeah but goblins literally kill and pillage people for a death cult involved with mind flayers, you're right about minthara but the Tieflings are important allies later on
>They'll let Tieflings in, but no GoblinsPretty hypocritical if you ask me.
>>720844128Drussy.
>>720846968Orgy with 10 female goblins
>>720846968Has this shit been finished yet? I tapped out at that boring lesbian goat arc
>>720845919I'd actually like some balance changes so I can feel like there are more things that are useable or even nerf some things so I don't feel like I'm consistently using the wrong moves when I'm not casting/choosing certain things.>Drunken Monk>All ranger subclasses barely doing anything between 4-10>Command being laughably OP>Shield being too much of a consistent 'correct choice' to use>Darkness cheese>Warlock only having 2 slots until level 11>Hexblade warlock>No aura paladin>Dex being way too much the 'correct choice'>Feats, holy fuck, featsI know I'm missing other shitOh and giving races set stat bonuses to give them more proper identity other than the minor (most races) benefits that are in game rn.
>>720844128
YOU LED BALLAS HERE?
>>720846207you can just ignore both parties and advance to the next region
>>720847348they are adding minor updates to the game like they just added a couple subclasses like swashbuckler and giant
>>720847304Yeah- sort of, not really. Incase has reportedly got some serious hand injury and then took steps to quickly wrap up the story. Its mildly unsatisfying but the alternative would be another 200pages to tie everything togheter - so its fine.Promissed to make one extra "chapter" of epilogue, what became of the characters of the story afterwards.The comic is one of the GOAT regardless.
>>720846207I killed all the tieflings in all playthroughs because both good and evil characters should hate them
>>720847771They said Patch 8 was their last patch, and I'm not looking for more, I'm looking to make more of what we already have, and some options are either embarrassingly weak or comically strong which makes all of my saves feel like semi-challenge runs where I limit myself from using Command, Shield, Darkness, Alert, Sharpshooter, and not just making all of my parties Dex based/Dex heavy at the cost of all other stats (other than the class's main stat), or just specing into Ranger at level 11 instead of riding all of the levels. But this all just makes me feel dumb because I know I'm gimping all of my playthroughs due to my autism to not just break the game from it's own bad balance.
H1b jeets were a mistake but corpos led them her for cheap labor and created a permanent environment of shit especially in places like Canada. Yes leading them here was a huge mistake.
>>720848930Im more annoyed about the male body types either being twink or abnormally large fat fuck
>YOU LED ME HERE? >THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THERE YOU FOOL
>only realized you can throw goblins with 17 STR on my second run
>>720844957Durge walking in by the end really is just the cherry on top. Best character.
Obligatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-tCtb2EoZE
>>720845348Not a porn dating sim btw
>>720851262romance is less than 5% of the game
>>720851442She reminds me of a grandma with white hair
>>720844504Open the gate!Open the gate!Shit!
>>720849398kek
>>720851182There is no best character in that faggot cringefest game you stupid fucking brigger.
>>720853165weirdo
>>720844128I might be the only one who went to the top of that underdark tower and totally failed the poetry verse riddle with the automatons but since I sent only my stealth ranger up there solo, I just activated my featherfall boots and jumped the fuck off the tower and said fuck it when they turned hostile.Everyone else probably savescummed or fought them
SING A SONG OF ALDURUNWHO FOUNDED BALDURS GAAAAAAAAAATE
>>720844128THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARDTHEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARDTHEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD>TO ISENGARD>TO ISENGARDGARDGARDGARD
>>720853995I tried to romance the shart but blueberry came onto me faster than shart. Then the frog wanted my penis and then we were together. But then the blueberry pulled me away from the frog.
>>720854678i understood that sentence
>>720844549Nobody wants to play a game where it takes real life hours to cross the map. People cried that it took 15 minutes to get to the Dunes in FFXI.
>>720844128This is just Dumbledore posting, but not as funny
>>720844314>>720844549this is where bg 1 and 2 handled scale better . currently playing through and man its lame how its not even a journey or adventure its wander 10 feet into another poi that seems to be completely isolated
>>720844314>>720844549>>720857667the map clearly isn't to scale. it's like bitching about outer wilds being unrealistically small. they compressed distances in a way that breaks the lore as a gameplay conceit.granted the distance still wouldn't have been that big. the one trannyling tells you it's a 10 days walk to baldur's gate and via ox cart caravan that's like 10 miles per day
>>720858134are you just like coping or something bro? previous games in the same series did it infinitely betterits shit, looks and feels like shit, tripping over quests because they cant put in some fields or mountains
>>720845919hasbro seems like super gay jews and they fired everyone who worked on DND. it seems like BG3, the film and 5.5e were all supposed to come out around the same time so they could like mtg level jew people out of their cash but the film and new edition stuff flopped and they had unrealistic expectations for the whole thing. it's not like mtg where it's competitive and you need new cards all the time, some people don't upgrade, a bunch of the rules are free and even if you do pay you need like one book per play group and a lot of third party companies make minis. not that you need over 9000 minis anyway. games workshop does better because as far as I'm aware most games workshop players are only really in it because they like painting the minis. I used to play bloodbowl and there was like a big disconnect from the guys who were serious about actually playing blood bowl and the dudes who bought a bunch of the minis because they liked painting the teams
>>720858467you must be a gay retard. having the small map with shit everywhere makes the gameplay way better and the exploration more fun because you are finding random shit instead of open world sloppa. it's one of the reasons why the game got such high praise, because the act 1/EA stuff and to a lesser extent act 2 is crammed so hard with interesting stuff to accidently stumble upon if you are playing blind
>>720858760>bla bla bla cope blaits shit, literally cant find druid grove thats 2 feet from the main road
>>720844128gordon ramsay lookin-ass
>>720859056it's literally way better than the open world sloppa you seem to like, ubishill
>>720844128OPEN THAT FOOKIN BLOODEH GATE BRUVTHEY'S GOBLINS ABOUT INNITZEVRAN I SWEAR ON ME MUM OPEN THE FOOKIN GATE BRUV
>>720847348>Drunken Monkthere is nothing wrong with Drunken Monk other than Open Hand being way too fucking powerful. Nerf Open Hand, then every other subclass in Monk will automatically be fixed. >Darkness cheeseDarkness is the most overrated "underrated" spell in the entire game. Everyone and their mother keeps saying, BRO, YOU SLEEPING ON THIS SPELL, BRUH. YOU NEED TO BE USING IT MORE. I would, if it wasn't for the fact that spells like Darkness and Fog Cloud are utterly FUBAR in their implementation, and barely work like intended 30% of the time. Even in the most ideal situations, 80% of the enemies you face in this game either possess inherent magical vision or are straight up immune to blindness. So it's fucking worthless. Case in point: The goblin ambush in the Blighted Village in Act Fucking ONE. >Try to set up Darkness so I don't get perforated with arrows when they start their turn on rooftops, and so they don't explode that flaming barrel right next to the gate. Perfect opportunity for Darkness, right? WRONG. Because apparently, if an enemy is situated too high up in relation to your party, spells like Darkness are just...overridden, and they can at you anyway! Yes, that's right. If the enemy has too much height advantage, they can just bypass the one fucking spell that would be perfect for preventing the one fucking thing in that situation that would stop ranged attacks. Fucking brilliant, Larian, you dumb fucking cunts!
