Your colony will be destroyedand you'll be happy
>>720847289Probably put like 500 hours in this game and I've never once finished a run
>>720847289>Rimworld is a story simulator>also the only stories it simulates are raping your ass, raping your mouth or boredom LMAObravo tynan
Dishonest threats:late game shambler assaultdevourersriver/sea emergencehonorable mentions:sightstealersrevenants if you haven't given them back their flammability400 neanderthalseverything else that comes to mind is generally alrightfleshbeast emergence gets gay and annoying later on when there's upwards of 10 holes I suppose
>>720847289>Sold hard drug>Practice slavery>Organ harvestMy colony will be destroyed and I'll be somewhat happy.
>>720847289>another 50 tribal raid spawns
>>720847289>Scarlands have full-fledged abandoned city layouts, but faction settlements are still just a single block of buildings.>You cannot initiate interactions with the Trade Guild beyond orbital comms, pod gifts, and attacks. Their stations are identical to the abandoned ones.Why is Tynan so averse to developing faction bases?
>>720848980Wait, you can't even pod gift because of their jammers.
>>720848980Because hes a fucking hackRaiding is so fucking ass in this game
>>720848980>>720849069the trader's build serves no purpose but to be raid targets if you're pirate larping and don't mind never being able to use orbital traders again in return for....basically no meaningful lootone of the most blatantly unfinished aspects of the dlc which is impressive considering how little there is in the actual dlc vs the general game update that came with it
>>720847448there is no such thing as a 'run'its a sandbox game
>>720849446Ain't even a proper space station/asteroid base start, just running away from Mechanoids on a gravship.
>>720847289idk, I'm currently dismantling the mech hive and fending off 60 devourers attacking my home base without breaking a sweat.I'm gonna take this mech brain for my mechanitor, finish pimping out 5 pawns with full archite genes and archotech bionics, then archonexus back down to 5 pawns and do a monolith/anomaly run.
>>720849923>pumping out deathless, scarless, breathless, ageless, perfectly immune non-senescent pawns with unstoppable, robust, very fast, very quick healing, superclotting, fire resistance, etc>giving them archotech eyes, arms, and legs>giving them unique legendary beam repeaters and monoswords and legendary cataphract armor>tfw an archotech god could manifest on the planet and you'd just punch it in the dick and laugh
>>720847289>disables food poisoning>disables random diseases>disables bzzzt and solar flaresayup, its time for a new run.
>>720850275The 2-steel Hidden Conduit recipe disabled Bzzzt now. Or at least that conduit can't Bzzzt, so if all your conduit is hidden conduit you'll never get a Bzzzt event.
>>720850423yeah i know, but its such a silly and arbitrary restriction.
I hate (HATE) mechanoids. They outright ignore half of the game's mechanics and only exist to kill the player for having the wrong type of fun.
>>720847831thats why i don't play it
>>720850579I prefer fighting mechanoids because them being machines gives them an excuse for being relentless and suicidal unlike the 50 kids raids wielding nuke launchers and knives
>>720847289how the fuck do people get good at this game I always get curbstopped by mechs the second they show up
>>720847289>army of psycasters with neuroquakeno my colony won't
>>720850868You can actually use a variety of strategies to get rid of organic enemies, though. Mechs are immune to everything because they are Tynan's pet faction.
>>720847289I know the /v/ generation that played DF has died when they complain about this game
>>720851089The creator expects you to play it like a shitty RTS. Build some walls to block lines of sight (not for defense, since walls = toilet paper) and give all your colonists an assault rifle.
>>720850275I leave all those off but I disable all the>Wanderer joins>Paralytic abasiaetc.
>>720851089the shitty combat is balanced around you dealing with one at a time, that is to say it's not balanced at all because the devs want you to die and give up an hour in, that's why hallways and killboxes exist
>>720850423I preferred that fuses mod that had you build fuseboxes to counteract a certain amount of stored charge in the event of a bzzzt and you had to either rebuild/repair them for a components cost or the advanced versions were breaker boxes that just had to be flipped like a power toggle but took up more space
>>720851239the /v/ generation that actually played df when it was relevant stopped talking about df when its development ground to a halt over a decade ago when they realized it was never going to get any proper depthin return now none of the old dangers you had to look out for and people memed about are dangerous and tantrum spiraling barely exists so you have to actively dig for funny friends to give yourself any sort of danger and even those half the time are nothing to write home about by the time you can dig that deep anymoreanyone still talking up df is either a newfag or a secondary that's never touched the game before the steam release if they've touched it a t all and I don't honestly know which is worsemagic update any day now but have homosexuals in the meantime
>>720851089Exploiting bugs in the enemy pathfinding to deal with 50 man conga line suicide attacksKillboxes and melee blocking to deal with 50 man conga line suicide attacks because turrets and ranged sucksLiving in dirt floored wooden shacks and destroying/giving away anything valuable to keep the frequency of 50 man conga line suicide attacks manageableWait for Tynan to nerf things like he's a vindictive GM who's mad that you managed to cheese the 50 man conga line suicide attacks
>>720852646thats why you use mods to create a 9 tail revia souped up on drugs, bionics, and genetics and pray that she never goes berserk.
>>720852646>Living in dirt floored wooden shacksDid they STILL not fix dirt being the best floor type?
>>720849563>there is no such thing as a 'run'There is though, the game has multiple end scenarioKenshi is a sandbox
>>720851089>has access to melee weapons, steel armor from the early game, smoke that disables turrets, EMT that give you a good minute of crowd control, cannonfodder slaves/animals/ghouls/robots, mortars, ally reinforcements, orbital bombardment, a spaceship to GTFO >"I'll just put my guys wearing dusters and cowboy hats behind trees and have them fire guns at the robots">seethes when he gets ass raped
>>720847289I only use this game to play out sexual fantasies>amazonian nigga shemale tribe in jungle biome>self-mod the world to be all-female and all-whiteI'd go into more detail but you can probably guess the levels of degeneracy going on here
I made a little hall of death with deadlife IEDs and now I literally just ignore raids entirely if they aren't dropping directly into my base. It's pretty based.
>>720854060>breaches in your path
