The guides say it's an entry-level fight, but ingame requires a minimum of 2 years experience to beat it.
>>720853021Skill issue
I just walked up, gave him a firm handshake and I oneshot him that way
>>720853087Silk issue
how do I beat this boss? I keep getting stun locked
>>720853021Did you try having your dad being the boss?
Trying to win this on Canada difficulty. 200 attempts so far. When does it get easier?
Zoomers are going through the same thing we millennials did in 2008. Here is the strat:>stay in school as long as possible waiting for market to be better>get lots of certs in the meantime>start real career at 27 doing bullshit wagie type jobs while you waitSimple as.
>>720853021>tfw beaten this boss after so many tries>new patch comes out>have to beat it againbros
>>720853351>in Canadamy condolences. As a mitigating factor you guys have a TON of hot asians in Vancouver and Toronto.. So at least you can have fun while being unemployed
>>720853361I wonder how many of these companies hate dealing with HR recruiting on their end as much as we do on ours.
>>720853351Canadians literally need nepotism for min wage dead end jobs now. Every fast food place I go to has an all jeet staff working there. I went to fucking yorkdale mall and even that mall is getting it's fair share of jeets now. Even the fucking banks have all jeet staff
Don't feel bad. I have 9 years experience in my field, a masters, and 2 fortune 100 companies on my resume including my current job which I have been at for 4 years and I can't find anything while employed. I want to get fired but I only have a year's cash if shit gets bad so I'm stuck.
>>720853021Just show up to the place even if you dont see an accepting applications sign and give them a firm handshake
>>720853361>artistgrats on your minimum wage
All these people who can't find a job are the same people who used to post things like "lol imagine studying" while in university. Should've done better in school, kid.
>>720853136>>720853809It's not the 80's anymore boomers. You don't get a job anymore from firm handshakes
>>720853416>waiting for market to be betterHow are they going to reliably know if the market is improving ? The faculty staff wont know squat because most of them only ever worked in academia.
>>720853021You unlock the Jeet class for 100 lakh rupees, saar.
>>720854135The obvious answer used to be the unemployment numbers but those are fucked now so you basically have to start seeing your friends getting hired on LinkedIn.We have been in a recession since 2022 and no one wants to acknowledge it. Keep applying for jobs daily to be sure. I applied for 5 a day every weekday and I applied to over 500 jobs before I got my last one and the economy was actually ok then.
>>720854075studying is pretty meaningless. You would be better off getting a 3.0 gpa and attending every networking event that your university offers. I'm convinced that that is the way to get the best starting job out of school. Also, befriend EVERYONE in your specific school. Like if you're going to school for finance, you better have a connection every other finance student. That shit is worth its weight in gold 10 years in when one random friend is now a managing director at an investment bank or something.
>>720854075So you're just gonna ignore how people in tech can't find jobs and how hospitals are understaffed?
>>720854305>We have been in a recession since 2022You mean 2008, right?
>>720854374Oops, my bad, you're right, we've had one since 2000.
>>7208543742016 to the pandemic was great. I remember getting fired in 2017 and got another job that paid more a month later. I quit less than a year after and got another job much better within a couple months and then I got my current one.Went from $12 an hour to 140K a year in 5 years.
>>720854075>Should've done better in school, kid.No one cares about GPA and there are tons of people from great schools who are unemployed.pic related
I wonder how many retards miss out on jobs every year because they choose not to apply since the requirements are too high
>>720853021>beat this boss easily>stuck in the walmart area for years
>>720853416Better strategy. Get the autism buff and us the welfare tool.Note that this won't work in Bilewater.
I started on construction. A friend told me they needed some extra hands for a job. I showed up at the job site, filled out some paperwork really quickly in the back of a truck, and got to work. I used those wages to go to college and I've just fallen upwards ever since. I'm in construction management, spending my days browsing /v/ on my phone and connecting a 6 figure salary. I haven't applied for a job in over a decade, I just get offers.I hope that helps.
>>720854618every gf that I have ever had is scared to apply to jobs like that because "they don't want to feel judged"
My friend was a senior manager at amazon who got laid off and it took him 18 months to find another job at a no name company. Shit's fucked.
>>720854496>2016 to the pandemic was greatNot really.Anyone with a brain can see how much of a bubble it was regarding a lot of things. The west hasn't had a healthy economy in a long time, partially because of how much they are relying on mass immigration to pump the fake numbers up and keep the bubble not popping, and partially because of corruption at all levels of society. But the bubble has to pop to actually fix things.We have still never recovered from 2008 as much as people claim otherwise
>>720854083have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?
If I didn't rent out the rooms in my house I would be screwed. My tenants are paying my mortgage right now.
>>720854305Can’t be in a recession if you change the definition of recession :)
>>720854837I'm talking about the job market which was objectively great from 16-20.
>>720854952That was when I entered the workforce and I still only got jobs from nepotism, you have no idea what you are talking about. It was slightly better but that is simply because it hadn't declined as much, not because it was on a better trajectory or because of good policy. It was higher on the downward trend. But pic related was still happening to natives, they just weren't bragging about it quite as much
>>720853809>>720854075Who let the retarded baby boomers in here?
>>720855103>I still only got jobs from nepotism, you have no idea what you are talking about. I didn't I just cold applied for all my jobs through linkedin. Skill issue.
unrelated but where can a paracord support about 95kg of weight?
>>720855103>Not seasonally adjustedwypipo once again proving they don't season they polls.
>>720853021>apply to new jewb>have to record myself and submit to the HR humiliation ritual where I pretend I care and not that I just need the fucking money to livefucking end me
>>720853021>have to spend 18 years training to fight the boss>boss can require an additional 8 years>boss can require friendship quests locked behind it>boss can require its own loot to beat>boss usually requires you to go through 50 gauntlets (known as 'HR interviews') to try and fight it.>boss has a limited number of clears per weekly refresh, and the boss is very selective about who gets loot.>boss gives free clears to raiders from other servers >to top it all off, your character can just roll debuffs on character creation that makes the boss refuse to fight you, even if you have the stats to one shot it.what bullshit honestly. the devs should be shot.
>>720855170>I didn't I just cold applied for all my jobs through linkedin. Skill issue.Out of the 5 jobs I had from 2017 to 2021 all were because of nepotism, and at some points I could only get temp work even with that.
>>720855265>Out of the 5 jobs I had from 2017 to 2021 all were because of nepotism, and at some points I could only get temp work even with that.Sounds like your personality is shit. Again skill issue,
>>720855173Try a tree or lamp post, you fat fuck
>>72085532695kg isnt fat for a guy. no adult man should be under 200lbs
>>720855416Cope fat ass
>>720853361I got a job at a Casino because they just fired a guy and they needed a new chauffeur. Pays better than Uber/Lyft and if you're lucky you get tipped pretty well if you can handle the clients.
>>720854083Yes, anonymous. That is the joke. The whole absurdity of the concept is why these posts are made in the first place. You absolute dumb cunt.
>>720855306>Sounds like your personality is shit. Again skill issue,More like managers kept being awful or I had bad timing. I started working at a hospital in November right before the coof swung into full force and the managers sucked and had really bad favoritism and cliques.I worked at a couple places where a year after I joined new management took over started doing really dumb things too.I would have stayed at a couple temp jobs though if they weren't temp because the managers there actually knew what they were doing, but only one even decided to hire me full time after the season was over and it was one where new management came in and fucked everything up.Competency crisis is a huge factor in why everything is so disfunctional
>>720855416nigga what lol. i'm 6'6 and I have flirted with both 190 and 210. Most people should not be near 200 unless you are seriously working out and putting on a lot of muscle. Like if you are 5'8 and 200 pounds, you would probably be benching three plates...
>>720855625and all men should be lifting. whats your point
>people who aren't turbonormalfag extroverts falling for the "dude college is a meme lmao" meme
>>720855326i'm 6'5
>>720853136I'm writing a screenplay about a retired middle management boomer that is addicted to firm handshakes and fritters his children's inheritance away by going to male brothels and paying handsome young gigolos to shake his hand
Millennial here, at least we got a couple good years after the recession. Zoomers are fucked. I'm seeing a lot of 20 year old girls getting with like 40 year old millennials all because they have a house.
A job is just modern day slavery. Am i right neet bros?
>>720853021i haven't worked a single day in the past 20 years lmao
>>720855971based. keep fighting the system
I applied for KFC once and didn't get itI showed up for the first time since then at the same KFC about a month later and the guy they hired instead of me fucked up my order massivelyNot to mention all the jobs I've lost because I'm unpersonableIt drives me insaneHalf of my high school friends worked at Walmart and talked about stealing shit all the timeMeanwhile I can't even get through the hiring process
>>720855705I don't disagree with you but even then it would be a big ask to have everyone be that jacked
>>720853021>Filling out application>”Explain a time you expressed a unique viewpoint to a group and why that was important to you”What the fuck are you talking about man just call my references and ask if I’m chill
Reminder, the elites are stirring WW3 and Civil War to give fighting aged men jobs and stimulate the economy.I am 40 so I'm safe but sucks for you guys.
>>720856106>What the fuck are you talking about man just call my references and ask if I’m chillThat's way too logical for HR standards and requires too much work as well
>finish uni at 25>try normalfagging >best we can offer is just barely above minimum wage>average price for a m^2 in my city is £3.5k whats the fucking point
>>720855906You work and get just enough tokens to buy what you need to live from the company you work for.So yes, pretty much.
>>720853658Found a Burger King that mostly hires Canadians. I was shocked to see so many white faces in minimum wage uniforms. I'm sure it's the last.
>>720853361Unless you're a lead artist/supervisor, I hope you enjoy prompting.
>>720855585Managers of any sort are almost all universally terrible.At my last job, I started at an entry level position I was overqualified for since it was a night shift and it gave me plenty of time to work on my masters degree. After two years, a senior level position came open, I applied for it, and got turned down by a guy who had less education and work experience than myself, but was at the company longer than me. Ok, no big deal.Next year, another senior level position comes up, and I get beat out by a guy who once again had less education, experience, and time at the company than me. When it happened again six months later, this time with a lady who was fresh out of college and had worked for the company for six months, I demanded a meeting with my manager. I pulled out my performance reviews, my degree, my work experience, there was zero reason why I shouldn't have preference for the position. The only reply I got was, "It's not about the years you've worked here anon."A year later, my boss got passed over for a promotion in the same way, threw a hissy fit, and wound up putting in his two weeks notice. In his last email to the department, he mentioned it's been a wonderful seventeen years here. On his way out, I reminded him, sometimes promotions aren't about how long you've been here. I still don't feel one iota better, although even before this job I've long accepted that this is simply how the system works.
>>720853021Luck based. Not even a degree in engineering can beat it.The worst is that most of the time, you have to face a woman that knows nothing both of you and the job, and probably is the one responsible for what was typed on the job application.
>Make 140K a year in a shit job market>regularly told I still don't make enough money for womenI feel like I'm being gaslit here.
And the Wasting My Fucking Time Award of 2025 goes to... SILKSONG ACT 3!!
I had muh first interview today for a tutor gig.I called 35$ per hour and they didn't seem to thrilled.They said that was the max on the website but I guess I called too high?
>>720856471you actually don't. the top 1% makes way above 140k
>>720856623>every woman deserves top 1% man???
>>720856672yeah sweetie... incel much?
>>720856672Did I stutter? It's just natural selection chud nothing personal
I applied to jobs from January of my senior year of college and got nothing until i suddenly landed a remote work job as an analyst in October of 2023. I still can't believe my luck. I'll even have the opportunity to get my manager's job eventually. I'm really sorry for everyone still looking, it sucks how bad it is and I know it is because it felt hopeless right until i landed the job. I have to occasionally remind myself how good i have things
>>720856809give me a job nigga plz
>>720856672We are heading towards a future where only billionaires get women and they have them on giant farms like livestock and eventually the women will start killing each other for attention.
I thought I could get away with dropping out of college through nepotism and then the guy I was supposed to work with died. I don't have anything other than some blue collar experience. is it time to suck on a barrel?
>>720856672bro. if youre not making 1% money, what are you doing? why are you posting here? what return do you get by posting? come on, it's time to lock in and hustle.
My country has Europe's worst unemployment and no economic growth for past 20 years, unlucky
served in the us armygot out after contract, got a bit of VA benefits but not enough to skim by like some people do.got a nice gig on same post as a federal employeeworked 4 years as a federal employee and decide to try something newmove to a completely different statework new gov't job in a probatory positionfucking despise it, the work flow is ass and the environment is aidsbeen applying to other jobs since the 2nd month in but haven't gotten anything cause of the hiring freeze1 year in and they're saying they won't give me permanencynow jobless after moving 2 states away from my old job.old job no longer exists either thanks to dogemight as well become another vet to an hero i guess.
>>720853021This boss was fine, the 35th interview with the sneaky "mandatory questions that won't affect your chances" really fucked me tho
>>720853021Just wanted to say I hope for the best for those in this topic, and elsewhere.
im tired, anons
>want college degree>can't fuck up all the way from middle school or you have bad grades and you're done>want gf>can't make one mistake or you give her ick and you're done>want job>can't make one mistake or you aren't the right fit and you're doneThis isn't sustainable we are about to see mass psychosis on levels not deemed possible.
>Laid off from work last year. >apply to every related job on linkedin>200+ applicants every time.>apply to security job>immediately get accepted.I might just need to pick a less crowded evergreen career.
>>720856303Competency crisis. Retards only promote other retards, snakes only promote snakes or people they can use.In a way there is less social mobility than other periods of history because so much about modern day society can be boiled down to nepotism and people exploiting society instead of seeking to build something better and lasting with their own people.
>>720853021Pass the controller over to your mom
>>720857903dont forget:in the age of hyper surveillance any mistakes during your "retarded teenage years" fuck up your chances for any of those permanently
>>720857903oh but you have to have a sanitized active social media or else you look like a schizo.
>>720853136>I just walked up, gave him a firm handshake and I oneshot him that wayThat expliot don't work anymore. They patched it like like 20-30 years ago.
>>720857903nothing is going to happen
>>720853274You have to reroll for the gay or pedo trait. Anything else is not effective. Tho I've heard the blind passive helps. Tho the tradeoff isn't worth using the blind passive.
>>720853274Build up your AI slop immunity stat.
>>720856672The bottom 99% of women are going for the top 1% of men
>>720854075if only you knew how bad things really are
>>720853021>was a NEET for most of my 20s>got a random job at an inbound contact center doing sales for a big tech company>temp job that lasts 6 months>this lets me get a job doing a similar thing at a big bank>has since moved up and now have a cushy WFH job that pays well>still at same company 7 years laterNot impossible to escape this anon. Although I wasn't up against mass offshoring and AI when this all happened.
>>720857102Hey guy, I guess that’s it?
>>720857903GPA thing is bullshit, don't let people convince you it matters
>>720853416Don't listen to these fuckers. Staying in school past highschool gives you a negative money debuff. Unless your were born with a silver spoon in your mouth, don't bother because most colleges are a waste money. They are just glorified adult daycare.Start with changing your job from student to any blue collar trade that doesn't cost you money. Do it and you could be making bank before you hit 30.
>>720853416>he thinks things will get betterlmao
>>720854597Everyone fucking knows Harvard went so far woke that any graduate that comes out of these Ivy League schools are just woke activists. Nobody wants to hire these woke karens.
>>720859235>Start with changing your job from student to any blue collar trade that doesn't cost you money.Terrible advice. This market is about to be flooded with blue collar workers because the meme >"I'M A PLUMBER AND MAKE 100K A YEAR!"Has reached the mainstream and there aren't enough open positions. It's the learn2code of 2025.
>>720859162holy fuck
>>720859210i'm doing my wfh shift right now, bud. i should be doing more productive things other than posting
>>720853416>wait for market to get betteroh boy can’t wait to finally start my career at the ripe young age of 60
>>720859413I graduated in 2011 and didn't get an internship until 2016.
>>720859484sad sack of shit, you hung around at your grandma's house shitposting all day and applied once or twice a day and called that getting an intership in 2016, lmfao, go eat a bunch of wasps
>>720854075I thought that the degree is all that matters, who the fuck cares about your college grades? Lowest effort fag and prime geek get the same paper in the end
>>720853425Wow a retardd bunny
at this point all I'm asking for is $25/hr to get by and I can't even find jobs that offer that
>game paywalls progression paths behind dlcs
>>720853425This is like a 3 in Japan. I'm going to rope when I have to move back to Jeetario
>>720859943where do you live?
>been out of work over a year>had to dip into my 401K and already down 50KI am never retiring....
>>720860328>retirementKEK I'm not making it past 50
>>720860149southeast Pennsylvania everything offering a tick over $25 requires specific certs or hyperspecific experience you can't get because it's the only job around offering that experience I said I'll do anything short of gay but even then I'm starting to reconsider
>>720860328>retirementYikes. Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>720860328yet you have the capability and energy to type a 4chan post???? you can't pick up some random remote job even part time in the mean time to help with bills?
>>720860563I am "overqualified" due to 10 years of professional work and my last job being a director.The lowest I can go is manager and those are near impossible to get even with my experience.
>>720853021>gooning session interrupted by agents calling to inquire on my job search >didn't have time to answer >they didn't leave any messagesWHAT DO
>>720860841ignore themthey shpuld know better than to disrupt a gooning sesh
>>720860653oh you fucking cock sucking dipshit dumb fucking retard, you absolute dickhead woman. if you wanted a job bad enough you could simply leave that off your resume. how retarded and lazy are you, buddy? go figure you were a fucking do nothing director of whatever the fuck
>>720856604Calling high only works when you don't have a fall back. I already have a job and people are generally trying to recruit me, so I ask for figures that make the hassle of switching jobs worth it.
>>720861121>Mr. Anon care to explain this ten year gap in your resume?
>>720861121Anon you know all this comes up during a background check right?
>>720857102I don't know what your jobs were, but you should probably see if contractors are doing that same work now. In a lot of cases the Fed's work still needs to get done, so they just hired them back through an intermediary. I was already a contractor and now I'm working alongside some of my previous buyers/tech reps.
>>720853021This boss is impossible if you're black
Name 1 (one) job that pays a livable wage and isn't being replaced by robots.
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>>720861146>I already have a job and people are generally trying to recruit memac shacks are fighting over employees nowadays?
>>720860052If I bought the business school expansion pass, I get to beat the game… right?
>>720861621Not anymore.
>>720861665I’ve almost beaten the bachelor boss, you telling me the loot that the master or doctorate drops isn’t enough?
>>720854370Those people graduated from dogshit schools with bad grades. Nobody who has a degree in computer science or engineering from MIT with a 4.0 GPA is unemployed.
>>720861513(US) Federal government contacting. It's a free for all right now.
I'm changing from a $200k to a $100k job because it sounds fun and I (probably) already have enough money to live off of for the rest of my life. Feels good. Programming is easy mode even in the game industry.
>>720861798I got my MBA in 2017. It gave me an edge and made me relatively successful. That said the only reason I would get one now is to waste time while the economy improves and that's if it improves.Once you graduate you have essentially a year to get work before the degree doesn't matter anymore and you may as well have skipped college all together.
>>720861480I work on a crisis/suicide hotline. Pays alright, get 28.51 ameribucks an hour as a lead, 40 hours a week with plenty of PTO/overtime opportunities.You could argue that AI could eventually take it over, but all it takes is for one person to off themselves for it all to come crashing down with people pointing fingers at the lack of "human experience". Therapy is one thing, but outright crisis work is going to be hard to swap robots in for. We'll eventually get AI that's capable enough, but I don't see it happening for a fucking long ass time.
this thread makes for a very grim reading as a yuro (my life is several orders of magnitude worse)
>>720862018Shit's grim in every corner of the world. Some spots are brighter than others, but it's still a mess across the board. Try not to let the doom and gloom of others venting make it feel hopeless. People are rarely going to talk about the successes in their life compared to the messy shit.
>>720861940you mean 20k to 10k, anon. you were never making that in the game industry my friend
What are the chances it improves in 2026?
>>720853021You needed to be optimizing your efficiency on the way there. You might've gotten the required tools and skills for the boss, like the listed degree and preferred certs, but the boss also has an invisible shield that's only negated by also having amassed enough shitwork. The shitwork is completely unrelated to the boss, but you need years of it to prove you can perform things professionally.Note that the relevancy of all three things decay rapidly, so if you go to do shitwork, you'll also need to re-up your certs by the end, so you still need to juggle things with each runback. This'll be tough, as the shitwork side quests won't reward you enough to maintain such things. Be careful, as you can also end up locked to the Factory and Retail routes if you take too long.
>>720861503>*Blocks your path*
>>720862286you must live in europe where programmers are paid 1/4th the amount in the US
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>>720853416>Zoomers are going through the same thing we millennials did in 2008People knew things would improve after 2008, you can't compare it to 2025. This isn't a housing collapse this is an everything collapse. No amount of manufacturing jobs can fix this, it's a total financial and spiritual death spiral at every level of society.
>>720853416I would say its worse. I remember I still could get dead end jobs at taco bell or warehouse in a week. Now its all online, they tell you to fuck off if you go in and ask and ghost your application online.
the old billionaires who control the country and suck israel's cock will save us, don't worry
>>720862602what the fuck do you mean, dude? you can still get dead end jobs anywhere. i tested it out just the other day, they wanted an interview like an hour after i applied. i just wanted it to supplement my current full time job, but yeah, no they don't ghost you online man. even non dead end jobs i haven't gotten ghosted. do you jack off a lot or something and is your luck all fucked up because of it?
>>720861146why the fuck would they ask me or post that amount on the website if they didn't want me to call it?I'm obviously going to ask for more money?
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