Here's your new Skate game, bro
>>720879894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP3UHXYi28
Skate 3 was a mistake.
looks fun
>>720879894this looks fun tho
>>720879894I do this
>>720879894Is this possible in real life?
>>720879894why is xiers wearing tranny socks?
>>720879894Can I ride on top of the tranny?
>>720879894this is literally me!
>>720879894Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop
If you can't do this in real life you're either a fatfag or a disabled freak show that should have been composted at birth.
>>720880050Holy kek
>>720879894Hmm... The secret Green Beret trick for crossing a lot of ground in short time. This technique was discovered in Afghanistan.
my server was dancing and cheering around a swastika made out of quick drop rails
>>720880713This you?
>>720879894is this achievable natty?
>>720880882no ours was much bigger but I like that one
>>720880178>>720880182yeah when you’re underage and high
>>720879894reminds me of insurance fraud from sr2, shame you can't get high enough to bounce off cars.
>>720880050fpbp
Bros come hang with me and play Session instead
>>720879894That can't be real.
>>720879894well its not like they called it "Skateboard"
>>720879894b-but where's the skate?
WAHOOOOOOO
>>720879894>terrorist socksnah thx
>>720879894You say that like it's a bad thing? Now I just need to be able to break my skull doing the spread eagle
>>720882240it's 100%. you can roll and spread eagle to glide when you jump off buildings, so doing both lets you build momentum.
>>720882702If you want momentum, hippy jump and immediately go into spread eagle holding forward on left analog, then pull your board back out to land and repeat. You build up insane speed.
>>720879894waymoby just posted a video of it
This is the first thing I did before uninstalling. Shit game honestly
>>720879894That's just the Insurance Fraud activity from Saints Row
>>720882194I wish I didn't absolutely suck at the game, I thought it would be something closer to Skate 2 when I bought it, but ended up getting filtered.Also really wish it had visual injuries and maybe clothes getting torn up, fucking up and getting fucked up is a huge part of the culture.
>>720879894Thanks, Satan.
>>720881995Who do you think plays skater games? It's 90% potheads and teens
>>720879894>aerodynamic frictionless troon protaga game begging to be speedrunned
>>720879894>skate. is the evolution of skateboarding meaning the future>skaters have evolved into becoming the board>peanut brain /v/ can't understand thisfirst silksong is too hard and now this. rough month, eh?
>>720879894>tranny socks>zoomerbod characternot touching it, skating is for tubular people, these faggots deserve to pushed into a locker
>>720879894H-he's fast
>>720882194Sell me on it. I tried it when it first came out but it was super bare bones and I refunded it. This new Skate coming out has given me the itch again but it looks like it's gonna be slop.
>>720883435they added david wong
>>720879894Skating? Are we in the 2000s again?
>>720883736Again? We never left DUDE
>>720883232>tranny socksAre they really? Seem to have less colors.
>>720879894>when your wife's boyfriend allows you to buy a Happy Meal
>>720879894Skate has always been about the Janky physics but the troon makes it funny as fuck.
>>720880882I will now play your game
>>720883232>3 different colors touching>AHHH THE TRANNIES ARE HERElmao. I hope you don't think you're an advent of justice against them or something because they've clearly already beaten you
>>720883736Yes but everyone's fat, black and gay
>>720879894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wivEnuubViE&t=2472srelevant
So, what's the gimmick for this game? It has online functionality, so you can like make a character, skateboard with other people and just dick around? Is it open world? Feels like a weird premise for a skateboard game.
>>720885736It's like any other skate game but you can see other people skating around too. It's pretty fun, it's free, and it's like 8 GB
Damn now I want Joel to stream this. Too bad he only streams once a year. Even besides that, him and his viewers hate niggers and women too much to give the game a go. Swede nigger won't stream anything that he thinks will attract the horde. SHAME
>>720879894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmVagnlM-Ys
what is this? reboot of skate but it's f2p live service slop now?
>>720880257How though?Cowboy style? Or like a Skate™board
>>720886232It's very fun
>>720879894Why are you playing as a fat tranny?
>>720886361immersive sim
>>720879894>FORCED co-opDIE DIE DIE DIE
New Sonic just dropped
>>720886426it isn't forced co op you retard
>>720879894Why is tiktok lady voice your main companion in this game?I get that lore-wise it's an AI, but do people really want their scripted video game companion to talk and sound like ChatGPT?I hate how it talks down to you and occasionally spew unfunny inoffensive playground quips
>>720887006normies love the idea of AI that talks to you
>>720879894Looks kino unironically,>>720880213Yes I do it all the time
>>720879894Car companies don't want you to know this
>>720880050my man
>>720879894>game is bussin bro
>>720879894Where skamtbord?
>>720880882Lol
test
>>720879894Me after 3000 hours of Souls Likes
>>720879894they seem to know what the players want, the janky physics is why skate 3 remained compelling and fun to play even 10 years after release
>>720892423Jank physics is just for a laugh, but the actual gameplay and variety was there. Skate 4 completely lacks on the variety front at present. Or any compelling narrative for that manner.
>>720879894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMiGIf9dzI0
>>720894154Erm, why is the earth curving like that? The earth is flat. Looks like another Freemason cult edition
>>720879894I'm just a nerd, but isn't there supposed to be a skateboard somewhere?
>>720894154All that unnecessary mountain area. Why? At least in GTAV you could drive on it.
>>720886591The definition of Unity slop.
>>720879894me on my way to school
>>720879894I am really enjoying the game. You can do some really realistic tricks if you try to and the animations and sound is so much fucking better then session and skater xl.
>>720879894Wtf its woke
>>720886591Better gameplay than silksong
>mfw you can make tit monsters in the creator
>>720879894Wicked.
>>720879894SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK
Just installed. How the fuk do I do my manuals and other tricks? All I can do is a few fliptricks.
do trannies even skate irl? I though it was for dude bros and the occasional tomboy
>>720895702read the menu thingy, it shows the movelist
faces feel suuuper manly, kind of weird.i'm sure i'm rusty since it's been awhile, but the line between ollie and kickflip feels so fucking paper thin sometimes.
>>720895317Show us.
>>720880882gayming is saved
>>720895772
>>720895996
>>720895996>some silly skater game has the best customization in modern gamingHow far we've fallen.
>>720895734Thanks, lol. Also, how do you raise stats? I can't ollie for shit and most lines aren't possible.
there is no way that you cant turn the narrator off right?>>720895996this game lets u have boobs? the internet said it was woke tho
So the lore behind why you can take all those falls and shit is because everybody is injected with some freakin science juice. Now this is creative writing!
This visual clutter is giving me a headache, senpai.
>>720894760Deathraces
Is it going to stay free, or is that only early access? It's actually fun if you enjoy '''''extreme''''' sports games and you can ignore all the modern shit. They just need more customization options so I can make someone I actually want to play as.
>>720879894Looks like insurance fraud from Saints Row.
>>720896954Yeah, you can have gigantic boobs, a gigantic ass and super wide hips as well. And some of the clothing items will show a good amount of skin too. I have no idea how this got past their corporate overlords.
>>720897093It's free forever.>>720897013You can turn most (maybe all) of that off in the settings.
>>720897167>And some of the clothing items will show a good amount of skin too.Show us.
>>720897357I'm at work right now so no pictures, but there's at least a fairly short blue skirt in like the second or third set of loot boxes you can open, I unlocked it yesterday. Didn't find any outrageous tops but there probably are some too.
Slow, passionate blowjobs from izzy
im more surprised the game is less than 10 gigs
Maybe it's just rose tinted but it feels like everything is just endless plazas and bridges but nothing really stands out.Been looking for one long, chained area with lots of momentum that isn't immediately fenced off and contained into squares.
>>720897834It's a pretty small city for this early access period, I'm sure once they start expanding it the game's size will go up a lot
>>720897834Took me less than a minute to download, no lag, runs good. Only issues I have is booting the game takes long, camera constantly clips through things, physics are off on detection like sometimes you will bump into something and be shot up in the air, and making an EA account is annoying.
>>720879894looks like battlefield 2042
>>720897943Best area for me so far is the plaze with the curved roof. Ride off the roof, ollie onto the lower curve, ride along that then ollie the fence onto the bridge and do a long line along the bridge grinding the ledges and doing manuals and shit
I've decided I'm going to make pic rel as my skater. I already have a white tank top and the body shape, just need the hair cut, sweat pants and flip flops. i highly doubt they will ever add gold chains this awesome though
>>720883736Time stopped on Sept 11, 2001. Welcome to the real world.>>720885736That's honestly what I wanted from a Tony Hawk game once they started adding huge levels. They would always have those unlockable videos of people chilling at skate parks and ramps, and I always wanted that. Tony Hawk 1+2 could do that but everything kinda breaks when skaters are flying around the map doing x24,732 and 300,000,000 point combos.
>city councilor who also skates wants to show you the ropes!i kinda get why they did it but it still feels so fucking strange to have a politician shooting the shit with a skateborder lel
>>720898379>What if... Society won?
>>720879894this is deadlock movement tech
I'm having fun with skate and nothing anyone complains about will change that for me
Reminds me of Borderlands 3If I just mute / avoid all the intentional design choices by the developers I have fun just abusing the inherently fun gameplay mechanicsIt doesn't need to be this way, we can just make good games. At the very least I know I'll never spend a cent on this game.
>>720883736>Posting on 4chan? Are we in the 2000s again?
>>720898560Same. Shame about Kross though.
>>720897214wait wtf it's free? time to download this shitwhen i finish imma post my character
>>720896676You just have to git gud, things are possible. The game is grounded in physics and realism, If you want to move fast, then go down a slope, also learn to kickturn a ramp back and forth to pick up speed.
>>720897167Probably because you can have boobs on males or troons, so it's okay
>>720898635unfortunately sothat said I do think gcw might be a better venue for his style of wrestlinghe was plenty over in promos, interviews, and his entrance, but it always got quiet during his matches
>>720880147Jokes on you. No one remembers anything but skate 3
The movement is really good. I wish it didnt have any jewish propaganda in it
does crouching before ollie result in a bigger jump? i don't see big difference
>>720894760It's a GaaS title. Better off making a massive region LoD and then use that to plan your future area deployment around. Assuming they keep it all seamless anyways, and not force a taxi trip or a change in server.
This is how you make me hate your game.
>>720899534ahem skill issue
>>720899534what is that?
>>720899534No idea what those are, I am just doing tricks.
>>720899818bolts, you have to collect however many bolts while scoring in a line and you reset if you bail
>>720899578If there wasn't 50 little lips in the way on that long path, or the game magnetizing you aggressively to any edge it thinks is grindable and causing bails as a result....
>>720880147"why can't all videogames just be perfect simulations of reality without consequence? this is censorship"
>>720899534dev here. good. everyone thinks you suck anyway
>>720900003>the game magnetizing you aggressively to any edge it thinks is grindable and causing bailsyeah this bit's really fucking annoyingI would say set your grind assist to 0 but I swear to god doing that actually makes you AVOID rails when you go towards them
>>720899534I tried once and gave up then just went around skating. Would be nice to have different clothes, but whatever.
>>720900143You're confusing me with your game.
>>720900243>I would say set your grind assist to 0 but I swear to god doing that actually makes you AVOID rails when you go towards themThere was one story challenge where it lined up a ramp to a rail to you, and I fucking swear the game did everything in its power to repel me away from the rail despite straight line ups to ollie onto it from the ramp.
Can you make your character a child? If not, I'm not playing it.
>tfw landing on an old topology and triggering a speed glitch
>>720900340You can only be an adult Body Type 1-6 Adult.
>>720900340kys pedophile freak
>>720900331Helps to do a grind input like down for a 5-0 or whatever instead of just trying to land on the rail in a 50-50
>>720900398That's retarded. There are pre-teen skaters. Skating is for kids.
>>720880050>>720879894Sometimes this hellhole reminds me why I come back.
Wonder if I'll ever see some of the 'polished' areas from the beta islands make a return. I liked the one that was surrounded by large buildings, and had a few planters set up for those timed challenges that appeared here and there, that are completely absent from the release version.
>>720900628No pre-teen wants to play as a kid in a video game. We all played THPS to be Bob Burnquist, not ourselves.
>>720879894>Volumetric fogyou already know who developped it.
>>720879894>even skateboarding is troonified nowlmao holy fuckthese trannies would never even be able to do a kickflip irl
>>720879894souls slop is out of control
>>720879894Scrimble Bimblo, the lovable scrunkle, has joined the world of skate!
>>720900713I played THPS to be Bam. Viva La Bam-era Bam, not modern.
any recommended settings to change for a new player? only thing i've touched is setting fov to 85 and centering the camera more + not so low to the ground while skating
The skating is fun but i wish I could just warp to cool spots, you have to actively scour the city for good ones which is a drag. Don't like having to make my own fun plus the tutorial bitch is super annoying
>>720882194Does session still need a mod for multipooper?
>>720901172You can directly teleport to players if you see someone near a spot of interest. Wish they left it like in beta where you could just hit R3 on their icon on the map, but you're stuck doing it through the social list here.
>>720879894SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCKSPREAD EAGLE CROSSSPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK
>>720900797There's a board company irl that is all trannies and fags.
>>720880050god video game music had so much fucking soul back then
You could literally be outside doing this right now but you're all too lazy
>>720901112Classic controls then adjust your board settings for gameplay.
>>720901462>There's a board company irl that is all trannies and fags.there's multiple and they're all mediocre with very unremarkable videos
>>720895996I will now buy your game
>voice line volume: 0>subtitles: offGaming time.
>>720901621yeah i started with classic controls, felt like it was probably the smart thing to do. i'll look into board settings, thanks
>>720879894I'm getting souls fatigue
>>720879894>That kid that tried to sonic roll to school
>>720901608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVoNyufMUpo
Cyas in 3hrs 40min. Exhausted every challenge in the game, short of dragging a co-op buddy in for 5 fricken XP a challenge, which I'm not going to harass them to do.
>>720901975The fact that there's no matchmaking for the challenges is completely retarded.
>>720901608>even the lame, dorky ass AI is making fun of you
>>720901975What happens in 3 hours 40 mins, and do you get a higher ollie?Also, can anyone do the loop in the skatepark? I can't keep speed.
Anyone find a money/loot box glitch yet
>>720901975Learn to have fun finding and skating spots without the game telling you precisely what to do.
>>720901846Why were japs so obsessed with Steve Winwood and Pete Townshend?
>>720902156>What happens in 3 hours 40 mins, and do you get a higher ollie?Challenges will rotate in 3 hours and 40 minutes, they rotate every day. No, you don't get a higher ollie, but make sure you're doing it correctly, your character should bend all the way down and you need to flick the stick up quickly.>Also, can anyone do the loop in the skatepark? I can't keep speed.Not sure what loop that is, but you need to learn how to pump, look it up, I think it's in the game's manual they have in the menus somewhere.
>>720902219Electronic music was a revolving circle of influence. Synth as an orchestra was popularized by Clockwork Orange OST, many things such as 'chiptunes' or experimental synth pop synth etc. were YMO and others, then they all got influenced back and forth.
>>720902586Thanks for the info. In the skatepark near the plaza there is a loop, as in not a quarter pipe but a fully connected loop and I was trying to do it without falling off once I get inverted but can't get enough speed, will try to figure out the pumping thing.
>>720902192I was fucking around in the unused corner of the map, but it kept resetting my respawn point on me, and I can't fast travel back there.
Who needs precision or hard caps on floats....
>>720902792That's weird, can't recall my session marker ever breaking honestly. I'm hoping Brickswich gets challenges, fast travel and loot boxes with season 1 in a few weeks.
>>720900243>I would say set your grind assist to 0 but I swear to god doing that actually makes you AVOID rails when you go towards themThat was a problem with the Hardcore mode on Skate 3. You could arrive square with a rail and the board and rail would act like a maglev.
>>720880882wtf i love skate now
>>720900243I find 5 is actually the sweet spot for grind assist. Sometimes I pump it up to like 15-20 if some rail is being a pain in the ass.
>>720882986>This is the first thing I did before uninstallingYou installed the game, did only this, then uninstalled?
>>720879894>>720880050
>>720886591>this shit literally comes out in a monthi wonder if they delayed for silksong
>>720895317>>720895772>>720895996
>me and a bunch of randoms skating down the same slope>we all just start just sliding on our ass like Vanquish
>>720879894>>720901608Crackhead Simulator looking good.
Is this game better with an Xbox controller or do I just suck?
>>720879894Unironically kino physics
>>720903780What's it called?
>>720879894>shits on desk>here is your top chef meal>>720901608>roll around the streets>"whats your next move? keep them guessing"mfw
>>720904240How would you even play skate without thoomstooks
>>720904267https://store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/Isopod_A_Webbed_Spinoff/
>>720904353I'm using a DS4.
What the fucking fuck is a double flip trick?
Is there really no way to change your gender in game? I wanna make a titty monster.
>>720904492double kickflipdouble heelflipetc
>>720904492A flip trick you do twice
>>720904436It's the same on DS4 or an Xbox controller lol. But if you've never played a Skate game before it takes some getting used to.>>720904492You need to hold the stick in place after flicking, it can go double, triple, quadruple, etc. Your skater then catches the board once you release the stick.
>>720879894can I do this in real life?
>>720904436Oh. Well personally I find xbox ergonomics to be better but whatever.I'm thinking of getting a fantech eos pro 2 but I don't know if there's a cheaper version just as good or better. I only want it because it's got these longer sticks you can hotswap onto the controller, apparently offers greater control or leverage or whatever. I figure it might help since some of the precise motor control is going from my fingers/thumbs, I fuckin need to take up woodworking or something to keep my hands strong and healthy.
>>720883435Not the guy you replied to but I'm replying cause you remind me of my swedish friendPlaytested the new skate game on and off for 2 years and the only major feature they added (they never really fixed footplants or no complies lol) was an in game currency store while the game was still in pre-pre-alpha lol.If you like skateboarding you'll like session.There's secret challenges to recreate iconic tricks or lines from videos at iconic spots. Also super moddable and customisable down to having manual catch and you can control your front foot/back foot catches so if there's something you don't like or want to add there's a decent chance someone already modded it for you. Session deserves the support from people who skateboard or like skateboarding games because it's genuinely really cool.
why do people keep shilling session when the devs actively ignore players and haven't done anything of substance with it in years
I'm just glad I can finally play Skate on PC and not bring out my old console.
>>720904628Thank you for actually explaining the execution, i was trying to do the motion twice as fast as i could and kept telling myself i must be too slow.
>>720879894Too bad this game just straight up crashes my GPU at launch.
>>720904721You can get more precise with practice, I used to have the same issue but now I can pretty much do whatever trick I want with no issues.
>rootkit anticheat for a skate game i don't even want to play multiplayer ini'll skip thanks
>>720904919>a skate game i don't even want to play multiplayer inthe game is exclusively multiplayer so I'm not sure what you were expecting
>>720904821Because it's not a bad game in it's current state at all and anything that gets added now is just a bonus lolIt's not like the game is in early access still, it's literally been a full release for the past 3 years and it's still better than anything thats been on the market and coming onto the market recently.
>>720899294skate 2 was the peak of the series
>>720904972yeah so it's a double pass from mei'll just go back to my xbone offline
>>720905014based and objectively true take
>>7208837362025 is in fact a part of the 2000s.
>>720904992right but it's also still $40 in spite of having virtually no new content since release and relying on mods to be fun while skate is free and has seen more updates throughout playtests than session has since release
>>720899294Christ I hate how reductive everyone is now. Yes we know (YOU) didn't know shit junior.
>>720904972But why does it need rootkit anticheat
>>720905123to prevent you from cheating in dlc
>>720905038so you weren't even going to play in the first place and you came here explicitly to whine like a petulant child>>720905123because ea wants as much control of your pc as possible
>>720899294>no one remembers anything but skate 3>no one remembers anything but the most mediocre broad audience type game from the franchise>i support fortnitificationyou're probably also one of those motherfuckers to argue that gangnam style is a good song because everyone remembers it, just know that nobody likes you for a reason and this here is it
>>720905123To prevent you from giving yourself unlimited skate bucks I guess.
>>720896964Only a fucking corpo would ask a question as dumb as "but how does a skateboarder get back up after falling down so many times?"
>>720905103>seen more updatesfucking lying shillI playtested the game for 2 years and instead of fixing footplants they added an in game currency and lootbox store lol
>>720905216i'm posting on their forums at least, that's how you show disdain
>>720905314you're being disingenuous, I've been playtesting just as long and one of the few changes that (initially) gave me hope was that they had those gay ass parkour challenges that were literally just>be off board>walk around and climb stuff to collect bolts>0 skateboarding at allall over the place early on and ended up removing them entirely because literally nobody liked them
>>720901608That car looks really small
>>720905412>you're being disingenuous>omg look this update removed parkour challenges>proceeds to ignore the fact that FUNDAMENTAL MECHANICS RELATED TO SKATEBOARDING DONT WORK AND EA OPTS TO GO FULL GOBLIN MODE AND ADD A COSMETIC STORE + FULL IN GAME CURRENCY SYSTEM IN A CLOSED PRE PRE ALPHAlol the irony
>>720901608Is this that new Bananza DLC?
>>720905412>why would you play a fully finished game that has love and attention put into it instead of a glorified gatcha game that just constantly overloads me with advertising and that I pretend has regular updates when the only major update I can mention is them rolling back a feature that massively underperformed and was a retarded idea to put into the game in the first placeYour argument shows how much of a fucking retarded cunt you are by the way
piggy is seething
>>720897834They probably want to put it on cellphones eventually
>>720882194I'm way more used to the gameplay style of session and skate xl, too bad it seems to be 2 abandonware by now, but how you trick the skate on these games make much more sense than ea skate outdated gameplay. However, skate is much more polished.
>>720904240I'm on DS4 tearing it up.
>>720904721DS4 position is the best. Sticks on top is hard to do the movements with since your thumb is so far out.
>>720904821They started updating it again and have a full roadmap of free gameplay updates scheduled.before the end of the year. I mean I think it'll end up being behind schedule but it's not abandonware.
>>720880050jej
>>720905412so?? i win my arguments, you detail the way you lose them. we all have our strong suits i guess
>>720880882is this corpo soul?
anyone else getting 100% cpu usagemy shit's hot as hell
some of these climbing and wall run animations look straight out of assassin's creed
>>720880050Damn we need a new 3D Mario.
>>720879894Did they steal the san andreas source code? Looks like it
>>720904354Who tf would wanna play as a fucking insect? Indians?
>>720907580Works on my machine.
whoever made this challenge is a faggot and needs to be jobless
>no text chatwhy tho? what's the point of seeing other people around if there's no interactions?????
>>720901608>released 5 nanoseconds ago>lakitu skip already found
>>720908247The point is for you to see what they're wearing, spot something cool, and then spend money on it. That's literally it, as you can't interact with them in any way, shape or form. The experience apart from free roam is that of a single player game.
>>720908074oy vey
yeah but there is representation of historically marginalized groups?
>>720908247because that would allow people to type the nigger word and thats too much of a risk
>>720908606People can just write it on the ground using rails if they want to. I mean, they already did it with swastikas: >>720880882
the game wont even boot on my machine
such a fun game
>>720886139YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWCAM ON YE CAN GO FASTER TROONELLONI
fucking disgusting
look at this fucking faggotry.
>>720906325that's the plan. They were doing playtests on phones.
>>720909393Yeah, but you can make big booba and big butt and wide hips, it's honestly better than 90% of modern character creators.
>climb building and place session marker>respawn inside of the wallCool
>>720909694>body type male>add boobs and ass>"this is actually good and not tranny shit"you're lucky they removed the cock size slider you massive homosexual
>>720910008just do body type female lmao
made by people who dont skate. shite
>>720910169>just play as a girl broshut the fuck up you dickless retard
at least they didnt try and make people pay money for this garbage
>IT'LL BE FUN FOR APPROXIMATELY >3.7 SECONDS
>>720883736a staple of white culture
>>720879894I played it a little bit, finished the tutorial land and got disconnectedI don't care though as it's early access and I expect it to be shit
>>720909720Lol I just rolled beneath a billboard on the building and I glitched into it
>>720879894Session is better. I kinda hate the artstyle, the forced culture aspect, and the grindy nature of it. The skating itself is only alright imo. I dunno, I'm not really feeling it, but I'll give it a try. On the other hand it is nice to see skating games coming back, with the Tony Hawk remakes, Session, and now Skate it's looking great. Skater XL had promise but I stopped following it really and don't know if it's any good.
>>720907580No, what are your specs and is is Tiffy time?
>>720909234If she just lost a bit of weight this would be a 8.5/10 body
How the fuck do you speed glitch?
>When you spot someone skating with style and you know they know, and they actually skated or rode bmx or something in their life
>>720879894>jank is backbased
Classic controls is better right? It feels off with the modern controls, always kicking. Especially on bowls and vert ramps.
>>720911368Classic is better. Actually, there's an Experienced option buried in the menus that they don't show you on the first screen, that one is even better.
>>720885709This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long while
>>720911504I just realized I'm always kicking on the modern controls is because I'm always instinctively holding up on left stick.
>>720911587turn on up to pump insteadthe default controls are fucking shit and they make you opt in to the award winning controls of the previous games
how do i do a double suicide jihad prolapse whammy?
Is that a homosexual body type A in a skirt!? WELL GOSH DARNIT SISTERS WE MADE IT
>>720880050kekaroo
posting this classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjNuMhh7L8M
>>720885709this dude makes a lot of good points but then outs himself as knowing absolutely nothing about skateboarding at all by calling Nyjah and Yuto "diversity quota" characters, as if they aren't literally the most decorated contest skaters in all of history.so yeah, hes a faggot and I daresay grifter
>>720879894>Charlie Kirk's assassin fleeing the scene and going back to his tranny
>>720901608https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gsHOzxFx-kE?feature=sharenintendo is filing a lawsuit as we speak
>>720901608ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>>720885706i always thought mindy was a fatty but i replayed years later and it turns out it was actually just my shitty CRT smearing the colors. shame
>>720912048>and I daresay grifterYou wish you had half the autistic schizo SOVL that dude has
>>720894154LMOAA
>>720896615>implying classic THPS didn't have the best character creators of the time
>>720879894oh shit warframe got competition
>>720913753>DUDE, FAMILY GUY IS MY FAVORITE SHOW. THE TALKING BABY ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGHThat guy looks like a retard
>>720880882kek
>>720882194I'm still keeping tabs on that game, but it seems like all the indie skate-likes hit a brickwall/impasse somewhere in their development. With Sessions it's anything vert, and anything not purely skate-related like bailing/ragdolling is not even touched on. What they got going for street skating is nice, but that's it imo.Hopefully nu-skate brings in more drive/inspiration from the Sessions devs to get back into it. >>720895191Oh yeah, imo it's the most well-rounded skateboarding game on pc+consoles now. The alternatives (like Sessions) look/feel like tech demos again. Finally glad I can flip-trick into handplants on QPs, and all sorts of technical shit.
>>720910215>>720910008>you can give women womanly features>BUT I WANNA PLAY A MAAAAAAAAAAAALE THAT MEANS THAT TECH IS FOR TRAAAAAAAAAAANNIESDo you just get off to shitting yourself over minor issues?
>>720910964Easiest one is hippy jump straight into spread eagle while holding up on left analog, get back on board to land then repeat.
>>720885709fellow yugioh enjoyer
>>720879894Well this looks fun as fuck, MUH realism fags can shove their lame opinions up their asses. What's supposed to be a problem?
>>720902219pete townshend is an honorary japanese due to his love for researching
>>720915334It's actually best of both worlds. You can do both realistic shit and ridiculous shit depending on how you want to play.
>>720909234hnnnng, fucking would
>>720898614artiste?
Half my Ollies never fucking work. I pull the stick down, skater only goes into "ready" position once I start wiggling the stick around - and then jumps as high as a dime half the fucking time.What am I doing wrong skaterbros?
>>720879894This reeks of the following>Babby's first UE4/Unity Project>ea, HIRE THIS MAN>DEI>Fortnite
>>720916239maybe too fast
>>720916239try playing with the flick it sensitivity in gameplay settingsI had to turn mine to 0 to make it a little more consistent
Izzy is sex but that's about it
>>720916239You can only ollie like 4 deck at most. Speed seems to have some play in how high you go. If you really want to clear something you either need to spin to clear it or do a grab as they lifts your deck a little higher. I get being realistic but a pro can ollie higher than this so they need some kind of power up. Also, you need to flick that shit fast, and for ramps and QP's you need to hit it right at the lip, which is realistic.>>720916327The base for the game is good so players really need to be vocal that they just want the game and to be more relaxed on marketing to casuals and woke people.
>>720916239Difficult to tell without a video, but I guess you're doing the first part too fast, the character needs to fully bend down before you flick up.
>>720882194>No vertNah
just tried and it's pretty fun, the gameplay seems very similar to 3. for a free to play game that's alright, now let's see what kind of content it'll get. they pulled a 20 year old username of mine from somewhere though and it seems like you can't change it so now i run around with a name that 10 year old me thought was cool.
>>720915048No it's a shitty choice because now they'll never let people remove shirts or get chest tattoos. just more laziness under the guise of inclusivity
>>720908556I have never seen any black girl skating
Where's my OBS clip bro
>>720911664Anything else I should change?
>>720885736the gimmick is the shopit's a fortnite/fall guys lobby disguised as a Skate game
>>720916990I'm a skate 3 hardcore player so my settings are basically turning off all assists. 0 grind and 0 pump assist, turn off Prevent Low Air Spins, lower minimum pop height and Flickit Sens I can do low pop realistic tricks easier. Hold Fakie Stance is super dope but I think it's off by default too
devs: we're listening to the fans!skate fans: yes, i will gladly throw $70 at a new skate game. just please don't fuck it up by putting all the cool stuff we could unlock in all the other games in lootboxes or behind paywallsdevs: hmm, interesting ideaEA: make this a free game. focus first on building the online store, and load that shit UP with microtrannies. then try to build a skateboarding game around thatdevs: say no more, 'fans'fuck the devs and EA! >:^(
>>720917331>putting all the cool stuff we could unlock in all the other gameswhat was that exactly? i remember playing the other games in the series because the gameplay was fun
>>720879894>>720880050>Super Real Mario Odyssey 2 but with aged up fat Paulinekinda kino
>>720917331It being meant for mobile was what killed it, not just the microtransactions (which are all for garbage cosmetics no one will ever use).Mobile means they had to remove create-a-park, remove most of the droppable items, make the game look like Sims 4 and remove all NPCs.
>>720879894literally the best part of the game
Get over yourselves. It's a great game to session with friends with a drink or cheeky smoke and have a laugh inbetween technical throwdowns and completing challenges.
>>720917575There are NPCs and traffic. Create-a-park was in the playtest, along with park sharing.
>>720917690youre genuinely better off buying ProSkater 1+2 then since it isnt a buggy piece of shit
>>720917461i had skated irl for many years.so choosing new boards, trucks, wheels, clothes etc was part of the fun in the old games. it was cool seeing real skate brand stuff.but i fuckin HATE microtrannies. that's where all the real skateboarding branded stuff is now.
>>720917772>There are NPCs and trafficAll 3 of them walking around, sure.And yes, they had to remove create-a-park / collab zones because of mobile.New players will never get to experience collab zones and that sucks.
>>720917575Create a Park exists, it was in the playtest and they already confirmed it for season 1 or 2, it just needs some final touches.
>>720901608
>>720917880i agree that it's a cool part of the experience, but if it's the biggest casualty for getting a new skate i can accept that
>>720917938Peak form of travel. Why skate when you can ROLL
>>720879894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSzvm-7qq1Y
>>720885709there's something really funny about a family guy shitposter becoming a video game essayist.
>>720908787you didn't leave him an opening to totally pwn you. now that he realizes how wrong he is he's completely withdrawn from the conversation. rookie mistake, desu.
>>720879894Looks AI generated
>>720918052ocarina of time enjoyer detected
>>720901608is this dark souls IIII ?
>>720879894Saints Row 2 insurance fraud.
>>720880882I will now buy your microtransactions.
>>720917118If i turn off "vert pump assist" do I have to turn on "forward to pump"?
>>720879894Dead Lock
>>720907982Dont you fucking compare pillbugs to jeets
>>720917331>we're listening to the fansthat was a lie
>>720905253>argue that gangnam style is a good song because everyone remembers itno but I'd argue that gangam style is a good song because it's a good song
where's the underflips, darkslides, one foot grabs like judo air?why remove this stuff?
>>720901608Full of the exaggerated swagger of an unemployed 20 something.
>>720916964Who is Tony Hawk?
>>720880050kek
>>720882194Is that the one without grabs?
>>720879894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDTF0hF1ZEM
>>720919313kek yes and no vert
>>720880050
I lost my skate 2 during a move over the years, still got skate and skate 3, why did I have to lose the best one?
>>720916737Holding up on your ollie flick will do a boned ollie which will also lift your feet/board a bit higher like grabs.
>>720918758you can pump with the triggers if you don't have up to pump on, but you really should have it turned on
>>720916987I'm at work but posted a couple either in this thread or last.
>>720920554just rebuy it anon, it's cheap(((EA))) shut down the servers though
Now that this shit is on Steam, any controller configs to make it play more like Session?
>>720921863no, and there never will be. just play session. skate is all about the flickit control scheme
>>720921934bummer. this shit feels like ass in comparison, but the urge to play online with others is calling my name.
>>720919095
>>720919090One footed grabs are all there. Do a grab and press one of the pushing button
>>720910830>thin, small tittied, pearshaped kweenSo close, yet so far.
>>720886591TAA at 0:05
>>720921439ok one more question, when I'm doing vert stuff my camera is pointing toward the ground and I can't see anything in front of me. Do you know which setting controls that?
>>720922426>Hucking
>>720922426the camera does weird shit sometimes for sure. I did change the horizontal and vertical camera speeds though.I think they all default at 5 and I set Hor to 4 and Vert to 2 and I think it feels better, but if you need the vertical camera speed faster you can try upping it to 6 or 7 maybethere's also a control that tries to look down automatically when it predicts drops. Drop Prediction in Advanced Camera Settings iirc. I left it on but my sweatlord skate bro turned his off. not sure if that could be contributing to the camera problems but might be worth a try
>>720909393Lol why are corporations so obsessed with vitilgo? If your only knowledge of humans was form Target ads, you'd think half the population had vitilgo.
>>720923446it's because it's incredibly easy to add into games, it takes 10 seconds to implement
Tricks beyond kickflips and shuvits are fucking HARD
>>720923679I'm ass at this game. I keep doing shuvits instead of kickflips. I finally somewhat got kickflips down and now varial kickflips are hard to pull off >:|
>>720923679this made me smile. I remember when I played the first skate demo and thought it was literally fucking impossible to do anything. Now the series is like second nature to me, I take to these controls like a duck to water. I think that's a reason people have always praised the flickit system. It really is something you can improve at as a player. Not to the degree of Session, but it's still a factor
Were the dialogue and voice acting done by AI? It’s so fucking awkward and inorganic. It’s horrible.I miss Reda, bros…
>>720923873Vee is an AI voice but the other characters are real pro skaters. why did they hire pro skaters to voice fictional characters? Lord only knows.
>>720907982Chinese
>>720923958Even the pros voicing themselves in the originals sound more natural than the guys in this game. Though I guess having to follow a script that was probably made with ChatGPT doesn’t help.I still don’t know what the fuck “daks” or “skater eyes” are supposed to be.
>>720879894i look and walk like this
>>720880050lmao
>>720924371>what should we name the "gangs" or "crews" or whatever they are called>how about DAKS because it sounds like DICKS>and the other one will be named DLC because we have no shame
what's with the fucking replies to super mario ostshit wasn't funny in the slightest
>>720923873Slappy sounds like he's 5 seconds away from putting a gun to his head
>>720910695Here it is on youtubehttps://youtu.be/l3aZBs92Ptc
>>720919090They changed how the board flips, it's not a fixed speed anymore but rather depends on how quickly you flick the stick. This means catching is handled differently by the code, so as a result underflips and dark catches are taking longer.
>>720924770I fucking love David Gravette he always makes me laugh but he should not be a voice actor. especially when he throws autistic tantrums when he misses tricks irl and they made him play a guy who sounds like he's overdosing on opioids
>>720924789>tf2_spy_snort.wav
>>720879894>>720880050fucking lol, that was the first thing i started doing last night when i realized it was still in the game
>>720918994>no but I'd argue that gangam style is a good song because it's a good songwew lad
>>720879894something magical when a game from such a big company can come out in such an abhorrently shitty state
>>720925034>they made him play a guy who sounds like he's overdosing on opioidsI have not reached his part yet so I can't judge, but my educated guess is that the voice acting is shit cause he can't read cause he's a skid. There's a reason the jock stereotype is that they're dumb as fuck.https://youtu.be/c2wpIeZDrHE
>>720925329I got at least one idiot, I win
>>720925361im not gonna say he seems like a smart guy but he doesnt seem like a complete retard either. I just think this is what happens when you ask someone who has never done any acting to read a faggy ass script in a booth with no context
I hope they add some freestyle tricks. I feel like thats one thing the series has always been missing.
>>720926687The best you could hope for is if they re-add darkcatches and then let you land manual to do caspers.Maaaybe pulling down on the stick mid-flip for a primo
>>720926970>darkcatches and then let you land manual to do caspers.I said this exact thing like a year and a half ago in the playtest forums. I couldn't think of a way to make primo feel right on the controller though. Maybe something like double tap R1/RB since it will be the trick modifier button and have it be something you can turn on and off in settings like slappies and wallies.I assume Impossibles will be done by holding the bumper and doing a 360 shuv input but I'll be happy to see that trick finally in the series
/v/ was wrong again, this game is absolutely amazinghttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1968163102031065088/vid/avc1/1280x720/eTTnPJMsONYmQzpe.mp4
>>720927475>Only like 20 points for a Superman Cavemanngmi
I bet none of you guys skateboard, let alone know how to
>>720927825I managed an ollie once, then saw my life flash before my eyes and called it quits.
>>720880050FPBP
>>720880050I don't get it
>>720927825I skated for like 10 years but stopped a couple years back after hurting my shoulder really badstill fun to cruise around and do a kickflip if I feel really cool
>>720880147without Skate 3 nobody would remember the series
>>720879894I always do this in real life
>>720927475I love the speed glitches but I also love death races, I wonder if they can actually patch the speed glitches in a way that they only fail to accelerate you in competitive modes or something but that sounds stupid and complicated especially for nudevs.
>>720928063Without Pewdiepie, nobody would remember the series
>>720896964 PRAISE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON
>>720928139Seems like the simple solution would just be to disable any off-board antics during death races.Though, they'd need some actual hills to race on first.
>>720928143...and which game did he play? Skate 3.
>>720928003mario dives and rolls out similar to the webm
SEX WITH VEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>720879894>gotta troon FASTS O V L
>>720880257>180° -ACK flip
>>720927825i went down my cul de sac, fell off at high speed but rolled so perfectly that I landed right on my feet standing back up that I decided it was cooler than anything I'd accomplish on a skateboard for real so I stopped
>>720928250The kinda hilly area across the water to the north will probably be opened up before *too* long, its layout looks similar to what was in the older playtests and rumor is by full release when early access is done there'll be 3 islands about the size of what we have, so the broken bridge to the east probably too. I wouldn't expect big landmasses in the first few seasons though, they'll probably just open up the boarded up areas like under tri towers etc.
>>720927825i skated for years.though i was certainly not pro level, i could do some neat stuff.did a triple kickflip off a box once, never landed another triple ever again.fav grind i could do was overcrook
>>720894154he later died on the way back to his home planet
>>720928410>>180° -ACK flip
>>720880050Damn, I can hear the long jump WAHOO!
>>720898425
>>720879894Fun game
>>720905014>>720905116>>720905253If skate 2 was so good, where is Skate 2 2?
>>720879894That looks way cooler than that boring ass skateboard game EA shit on the world with no camera controls yesterday
>>720929319Skate 2 actually is Skate 2 2 because Skate It is the real Skate 2.
>>720929492No, skate 2 is skate 2. And if skate 2 was good it would have gotten a sequel. But due to the lack of skate 2 2 then we can infer that skate 2 was not good.
>>720880050flibbybippy
>>720879894>Wait for Skate 4 for years>Get this slopWhy couldn't they just make a good skate game, bros? They had a good foundation to build off of. And why is it so fucking ugly? Holy shit. Everyone looks like a mong
>>720879894Why is he wearing a skirt and also why can he fly along the ground?
>>720902859lmao! same shit when you travel too far on no meme sky
>>720879894i hate the modern world
>>720901608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR41nFMREBE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mg5AHdeXYwEI don't know or care if anyone posted the classic but here it is
I'm struggling with missions where you need to caveman from 50 feet in the air. i changed the setting to 2 but keep slamming
>>720930556Land with some lateral speed into an incline/ramp and I think holding up while you do so helps but idk. That one by the art gallery where you dive into the ramp on the river, up to the bridge, then all the way to a lilly pad always takes me a bunch of tries.
>>720879894this is the most retarded thing i have ever seeni'd usually hate this as a concept but i like it because of how retarded it is
>>720930556Aim for inclines and ramps, the game is pretty generous about adjusting caveman's to hit ramps. I assume you're talking about the mission where you jump off the highway and hit the skatepark underneath. You are going to hit the ramp vertically and come out to the left and then air off the concrete boobs
Damn, they're adding HelixSnake's videos as a gameplay mechanic now?
>>720931201unfortunately yesgotta get the tiktok crowd somehow
>>720880050Tendies finna tell the FBI to sue for copyright infringement.
im having fun
>>720931249Did they actually said that or is this just tech abuse?
>>720880882holy kek
>>720886591the demo for this was so fucking disappointing
>>720931370what you are seeing is an intended gameplay mechanic. they call of board navigation and ragdolling "Flumping" as a feature name but I haven't seen them use it recently. It was supposed to be a portmanteau of flipping and jumping.
>>720901608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaWyfx1Gxe0&t=7s
>>720901608>DK64 in real life
>>720922264i swear to fuck this was not working when i tried earlier today.i'm not crazy!
need more of these
Right now is too barebones but looks fun, I'll play it once v1.0 is out, which probably will be in 5 years from now.
>>720934793the playtest is free if you get in
>>720935209It's just free and open for everyone now on all platforms.
>>720880050Tendies need a bullet. Unironically
>>720880882>Bowls closed
>mission: do 10 gender benders in a row
>>720936804>Skate'n Rules!
>>720912048>Nooo this literal whos are actually good!>Grifter!!!Shut up tranny
This fucking game
>Tendies need a bullet. Unironically
>>720931201I'm glad the dude is back, I want him to stream it, I miss his unhinged laughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96grujQElmQ
i just logged in... all the challenges i did are undone, is this intentional? Are they timed? Is this a server fuck up? What happen?
>>720937231It's retarded. Wait a second or two before skipping the stupid cutscenes for the challenges. I wait until I see the Vee profile pic thing for a second then start holding triangle. Skipping too fast bugs it out.
>>720937987They reset every 24 hours or so I think
>>720937987Most reset every day so you can grind more rep etc.
>>720895996>>720896954so woke>>720900243skill issue>>720900340you can be short with tits
Just played for the first time today>Toony graphical character style that reminds me too much of the disaster that is Veilguard>Robot references persons in an unnatural way (Called mothers "Female parents."???)Which I get it, robot and all that but the robot doesn't talk that way enough for the jokes to land naturally.>95% Shit music with a shit ton of female vocals>Game references women quite often, as if to nag you about their existence>Socks always look girly and gay for some reason>No shit talk, no bro talk. Almost every line feels overly chipper and on the verge of feeling like it's cuddle talking me>If it's not that, the robot sounds like it's often doing a "How do you do, fellow skater!" joke but it's not a jokeIs this one of the few last remnant of that shitty 2020~2024 twitter freak fad area?The rolling is fun and the overall gameplay is good though so that's cool.
>>720938986Go to sound options and turn down VO volume and turn off Gameplay Vee Comments if you haven't. Not saying your critique of it isn't valid just some people seem genuinely unaware you can shut her up.
>>720938545post more
Am i allowed to change my character? I regret not making myself a coomable waifu
>>720940478Yes. Its in the menu where you change clothes. Click appearance or whatever
>>720880050Holy shit
>>720940478yes
>>720940604>>720940726Wow this character creator is bad for this
>>720901608Yo this new deadlock movement tech is fire frfr
>do a challenge>skate around for a little after>HEY FAGGOT YOU UNLOCKED A BUNCH OF STUFF HERE CHECK IT OUTWhy isn't it just a popup why does it have to completely interrupt what I'm doing?
up your skate tech bros, break the system and your legs and most bones in your body (but not by skating, that's gay)how the fuck do i play against other people... trick challenge, SKATE, best line etc etc? THATS ALL I WANT. I JUST WANT TO BEAT NIGGAS WITH MY SWITCH 360 FLIPS
>>720928003We know you don't, zoomie.
>>720943085forgot webm
>>720943085You don't. Right now it's just best score Throwdowns or "co-op" (basically doing a solo mission but having to wait for someone else to also complete it)
>>720901608LIVE AND LEARNHANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW
>>720943174https://youtu.be/hkD7ee0Qz64?si=XKNdQppXGt45XaLT
>>720943225thats so incredibly depressing, ive been waiting for a new skate for so long.. and a multiplayer skate? *monkey paw curls*
>>720943085If you have an irl friend you can rope into this, play a game of skate over voice chat using skate dice online or something. Since it's impossible to fall doing flat tricks you basically use the dice to call tricks first. It's fun. No shit it's fun though, it's been fun since 2007. Fucking retards for leaving it out so far
>>720879894Tranny: The game
wtf. this is EXACTLY what I wanted.
The gameplay is pretty great after fucking around with the settings, everything else more or less sucks.But I do get to skate with a cute-ish tomboy so that's cool, just sucks that the face options are so limited.
>>720944534>The gameplay is pretty great after fucking around with the settings, everything else more or less sucksthis is the official review. Even the steam reviews are saying the same thing when they aren't complaining about the overpriced mtx
>>720880213>>720879894It's what trannies think they can do
>>720927825>fuck around doing mannys for a few minutes>sudden burst of excruciating ankle painoldbros... not like this
Game is literally broken for me on DS4 and according to the forums this isn't exclusive to just me, something is causing the R2 trigger to literally not work properly when you're on top of the board so you can only grab it with your left arm
>>720880182it looks fun to watch someone else play while making fun of it for a short videobut actually buying and playing the game would get old really fast
>>720923446There's actually more people with it than you'd think, just that it's less obvious on white people.Like, it's not super common, but more common than someone in a wheelchair in my experiencePay attention in public transit when it's summer and people have more of a tan and you'll spot it more easily
>>720945059It's free so I guess it gets a bit of a pass, it's fun to fuck around in for a while
>>720945005same with me, literally impossible to complete that Transition 101 quest
>>720945005>>720946859Do it switch and use L2? That should be a workaround if your other trigger works
