Peak lobbyAscent 4, unmoddedsteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244130149949/76561198026655258
I am getting food
>>720889768Post scouts so I can doodle them. (NO BLUE SCOUTS)
>>720893103pic related after eating 2 scouts(they were tasty)
>>720893103
>>720893889>>720893483you can never trust anyone making this face
dobby loko
>>720893889she's going to eat him!
>>720893103Local scout who does nothing but help others haunted by a federal agent telling him to ring the bell
Reposting this clip from last nighthttps://files.catbox.moe/x65gz4.mp4
HEEEEEEELP
>>720895286Neru fucking dies
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244136358231/765611996636031718 player lobby1.4x lootWhatever ascent the lobby wantsRandom seed
>>720895286Blues are such fucking freaks, dude. They have no morals, no honor, no shame. Not even to each other.I love my blue bros
>>720895803It's giving me an error
>>720895803It's giving me a boner
>>7208958037/8
lobby soon (once i finish this solo run)
Holy fuck I'm so goddamn cool.Smashed like a dozen energy drinks and kyled it all the way up.
>>720893483too (2) many hours in MSpaint.
>>720898808That looks so fucking nice! I'm actually going to treasure it, thank you so much.
Is this game fun without friends?
>>720899414slut
>>720899521i really enjoy it as a game to play while listening to a podcastit's relaxing
>>720899521you'll have no girl scout skirts to look up, but surejust pirate it if you're only doing single player
would people be interested in a dumb lobby where there's no items in chests
>>720899824If you go ascent 4+ it'll be cannibalism fukken everywhere and everyone dead in mesa .
>>720889768Please stop making threads like this if you don't want jannies shutting them down. Make a point about the game or ask a question but don't just post a lobby code and call it a day.
>>720900000It's done on purpose to intentionally try and get threads removed
>>720900000quips WASTED...
Bell status?
Peak doko onegai desu lobby for mi kokoro???
lobby now8 playersno itemsfinal destinationsteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244145700325/76561198018285433
NEVER TRUST BLUESKINS
>>720901623Around blues, watch urself
>>720895803Blueberries win, with a last luggage flare. The kiln was a bit of a B, and the team practically had very few tools.
>>720902054>that chatboxheartychuckle.jpg
born to climbforced to wageslave
>>720902161
>>720902175born to climbledge is a fuckslip them all 2025i am dead scout42395235 flares wasted
>>720893103eeeyup, thats me.
>the helicopter crashes and brings you to the next biome setwe're reach kino levels that shouldn't be possible
they left me...
>>720903960PEAKED.COM
>>720904164I had like 3 cooked honeycombs you animals....
SOMEONE TELL BOOM HE CAN EAT ME(also there's food in my bag)
is it okay to join if I only talk a little
>>720904548as long as you give good callouts from time to time you'll be fine, we have complete mutes in some of our runs
>>720893889I need to get faster at this. the queue is building up>>720903960Typical Mesa. if you don't make a hard left or right path to the canyon you're screwed.>>720904548As long as you join and have fun sure.
Having a tough time with Ascent 6(?), if that's the one after Cold Nights with the Extra Stamina Drain.At this point am I just waiting for an easy seed?
>>720904548Mutes are welcome. There is even a mod that adds text chat so you can communicate with people who also have the mod installed.We only hate the deafs who join a social game just to mute everyone else and listen to their music.
>>720904804Cute!
>>720904804totally adorbs
>>720904804very cute anon
who are your scout crushes?for me it's:charlottemasonsquikx (or whatever his blue ass name is)
>>720905871stop trying to get these threads banned from /v/climb the fucking mountain
Parasocial moment
>>720905871charlotte obv
a healthy dose of your guttural screaming scoutswarning, earrape-yhttps://files.catbox.moe/c743dq.mp4
>>720893103Had to find my scout in the archive cause Im away from pc
>>720894672ACTIVATION WORD: RONALD MCDONALDWE ARE PASSPHRASE GO
I've improved the /V/EAK clips archive. Now each clip has a little title so it's easier to find your favorite clips. I'll be adding more as they're posted here. I also probably missed some so let me know if you have a clip from an older thread that wasn't featured here.https://pastebin.com/NFu3aaF6
>>720905871sex with mason and crab to be honest
ascent 3 with no luggage loot was hell
>>720901065no items in luggage was suprisingly chillapart from a little joking around with the flares at the end
>>720904502Bro I would kill myself before eating you
>>720907673>>720907657I don't like evil beep leaving everyone behind
>>720898808Cute! I like how the other yellow players are judging him from beyond the grave. We used to be the nicest color...
>>720898808HEFUCKINGATEMEHE ATE MEHE FUCKING ATE ME
>>720904548only if you say the occasional "i cant breev"
>>720904548No you will be touched inappropriately
>>720908065
>>720908602press E to pay respects
loby dok
from the itemless run
>>720907787there's nothing wrong with having a little funhttps://o.uguu.se/STJkcjVc.mp4
while you guys used ropes, Jiji honed the scout cannon
THE ASCENT 8THE ASCENT 8 IS REAL
do you guys not have jobs?
>>720911191my job is gangstalking autists on the internet, hurry and start a new lobby
>>720911191no
>>720911191my next shift is on Saturday
>>720911191>wagie seething while on his phone at workkek be sure to work extra hard for the bossman today wagie!
>>720908908I still cannot believe I survived that, was a series of miracles that made sure I made it out alive, including MY FUARKING HERO to save the dayhttps://files.catbox.moe/q8ayyu.webmBlues are alright.>>720911191I just got home like two hours ago
>>720911191I collect data from /V/EAK players and sell it to China.
>>720911191thankfully not
>>720906729>>720893103nevermind man I found a way better picture
>>720911191For better or for worse, yes. This is why I have to wait until very late to PEAK and also why I mostly play with coworkers. They are not very good at the game but it's ok because I'm not much better and it's fun.
hardcore gay sex with all the scouts itt
>>720913092holy based
Let me warn you guys not to trust this new player who has been joining games recently, named GAGler. The once beloved heart a soul of the GGS community, and Top 50 Faust player in the world has to resort to being a traitor.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcsKwUcAFjM&t=89s
>>720913092I wonder who could be behind this post.
>>720913870this can’t possibly be right, I’m yellow and I’m a shitter who dies every run
>>720913870
>>720915009True.
>>720915009Lately I feel like purple and yellow should be swappedSometimes I'll split off from the group and notice no one follows me, I'll try to pick up the pace to search for luggage on my own and no matter how fast I seem to go, every luggage is taken and there's a yellow seemingly always mapping out the area ahead of me.
>>720913870>>720915009which one for predators? pink?
>>720915009Cyans go slow because they need to help everyone (often themselves)
>>720915412BLUEREMEMBER WITH BLUES, YOU LOSE>not pictured, the blue on top of the mountain grooming some unsuspecting teal
>>720914772That chart was made when we only had like 3 or 4 yellow players and all the cool rescue clips featured some of them. I've noticed a recent influx of new yellows so the paradigm is starting to shift.
why are these lobbies so gay coded usually?
>>720915361>staying in a group>the team picks an obviously terrible route >inform them that we should take this other much easier path>no one follows me>I make it to the campfire while the rest is still stuck 400m away from the topWHEN IN DOUBT ALWAYS FOLLOW THE YELLOW GUY
>>720916128not enough bell ringing
>>720916128female scouts stopped coming
when in doubt always kill the yellow scout
EAT the yellow scouts
>>720916128
>>720916329>>720916424Nyo...
>>720915459Remember rule 0
>>720913274I save his ass two times already
>>720916309there were female scouts ever?
>new seed 3 minutes ago>still no lobby
LOBBY DOKO
>>720917330no but it's not gay to get horny for a female scout male player
yellow ate the lobby
Sorry bros I can't host today, but maybe (You) can do it!
Will host give me a second.
>>720917380lobby was blown up by The Cook™
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243256799896/76561197999839053615 slotsAscent 6Fast Fog modI want to try and get the Golden Idol from Mesa today!
>>720918117Isn't it Alpine today?
>>720918117Sounds painful
>>720918117>steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243256799896/765611979998390536invite out of date
>>720918117out of date
>>720917971does using peaker with peak unlimited cause issues
>>720918117Look at all those guys not recognizing the url from the "how to host" picture
>>720918117Did you really copy the exact same lobby code? That's some effort for a shitpost.
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244169217922/7656119813921720510 PlayerAscent up to lobby1.5x items
>>7209183459/10
>>720918345FULL
>>720918345man you guys have no fucking chill, already full
>>720918679gay
>>720918345is it 10 cuz 16 lags too often?
just make another lobby
Every 4 players the chance for spazzing increases due to how IDs work. So there is no difference between hosting 10 or 12.
>>720918256Honestly, I can't tell. I've tried both Peak Unlimited and Peaker on their own and also together and I didn't really notice anything different. It's always the same amount of glitching common to 4+ player lobbies. The only bug I did notice is with marshmallows. If you use Unlimited+Peaker together the campfire always seems to spawn extra ones. I'm using that as a "it's a feature, not a bug" for my 9 player lobbies to help combat mass starvation.
>>720918843Fine, I'll make my own, with blackjack, and hookers!steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244170109630/765611981123891208 scouts, text chat, accent whatever we choose
Something is different, the tropics are very yellow today.
>>720919037based
>>720918256It's mostly the reconnect mod. Because on disconnect, the player entity is despawned, instead of moved to storage and put on hold or something. Then during reconnect it's instanced again but given how it handles IDs, it has a chance to give control of this entity to TWO players causing it to try to move in two directions because two people control it.
>>720919343Autumn tropics. Lots of boomberries
>>720919343RARE
>>7209191543/8
>>720893103Let's go scouts!
>>720911191Yes and that is why I can only play either on the weekends or at specific times on the weekdays.
>>720919343I got a purple tropics once.
>>720893103Surely Cyan doesn't count as blue
>>720919343previous scouts pissed on the trees and this is the result.
>>720922745How do you even get poisoned this much in mesa
>>720923067I ate three mushrooms to get rid of some of my hunger, thinking I could tank the poison damage.As demonstrated, I could not tank the poison damage.
>>720923067Scorpions?
>>720923150You know that the three poisonous mushrooms give different amounts of Poison, right?Bugle shrooms give the least poison, while Cluster shrooms give the most.It looks like you ate three Cluster Shrooms with that much poison
>>720923150as expected of a dumb vegetarian scout
>>720922745Cyan living up to its reputation
>>720918957The likeliness of each individual player spazzing out might be the same but the overall chance does increase by having more players. It's also even more of a pain in the ass to deal with because if one player reconnects to fix the bug, then another player might start seeing him as the one spazzing out and it creates a loop of players leaving and rejoining.
GG, what a pleasent climb
>Want to hold back and help the stragglers>Know that if I am not rushing ahead that all the food and items will be taken, potentially causing my own deathHow do you make sure you are following rule 0 while also making sure you don't die while doing so?
>>720926338that's the neat part, you don't
>>720926338Throw banana peels at anyone who doesn't wait at the ledge to help everyone up.
>>720926338Figure out which path people are taking and check side routes while the stragglers are catching upIt's not a guarantee, unfortunately, but you can sometimes find a luggage or natural food item, such as a Green Kingberry in the Tropics
>>720923703.t cannibal
>>720926338Forget about rule 0 in 10+ player lobbies. It's all about self-preservation.
Someday I am going to reach the top of kiln before everyone else in a 20 person lobby and I am going to instantly light the flare.
>>720926785>Forget about rule 0
>>720926338It's a balance. Try to help where you can, but at the same time make sure you're getting stuff for yourself. Start of every biome is the easiest place to ignore others and go out looting, since no one is gonna need help on the flat.After that, I would say focus on a few characters at a time. Helping another 2 or 3 or 4 players should be enough from a single person, most certainly you won't be able to help everyone anyway.
>>720927025these threads have been around so long this guy doesn't know about leech and aubrey
>>720927025>>720927252literally what happened on my first climb with you guys and the reason I was less considerate for the next few runs after that.
>>720927252We haven't had a good villain since then, huh?
>>720927079>>720927210>>720927357I was once like you. Naive. I wanted to help everyone. I did my best. But they betrayed me. And they'll do the same to you. You'll see.
>>720926785>Forget about rule 0You are as bad the niggas who play and mute everything to listen to some musicslop
>>720926785>forget about rule 0
>>720927531Damn that's fucking crazy. Hold that thought, someone just fell halfway down the Tropics, I'm gonna go jump down and pick them up with this First Aid Kit
>>720926338help people anyways. I don’t really care if I survive the run or not, I just play for fun. and it’s more fun to help people than just beeline for the top
mod requests to make?
lobby?
>>720926785scouts, roast this chicken
>>720928347Fat scouts and skinny scouts, depending on food intake. Fat scouts are slower but take less damage, skinny scouts are faster but take more damage.
lobbysteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244180342178/765611980182854338 players, normal items
>>720926785Once I find out who you are in the lobby you're having a personal visit with Myers
Solo Ascent 6 complete.I'm gonna go for Ascent 7 on this map later since it seems to be a good one and there's no difference between solo Ascent 6 and solo Ascent 7.
>>720927531If my death serves as a stepping stone for my underdog bros to climb 20 more meters, then everything was worth it.
you love to see it
>>720928656Full already?
>>720928939too bad we died anyway
>>720928994full
>>720928347You known how huddling together can get rid of cold damage faster? What if scouts in close proximity gave a speed bonus to each other? Imagine, a blob of 10+ scouts all running together as a single unit speeding across the mountain
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775244181179631/76561198414146637ascent 7 van 4p
>>720928347scout pantsu
>>720928347gun
>>720928347>>720929554Change the shorts to boxer briefs and the skirt to panties
>>720929363
>>720928347Different stats on a per colour basis. Reds are balanced. Oranges have less max stamina but are less affected by weight. Yellows are faster but are more affected by weight. Blues have more max stamina but are more affected by hunger, and so on. Also a chance for the scout cannon and for the rope, a-rope, and chain launchers to misfire because it would be funny. Also triple the amount of bees in game but not the beehives.
>>720928347Rocket launchers for rocket jumps and trolling.
>>720929719fumo looking ass
>>7209293633/4
>>720928347Maybe a mod like the item multiplier but so all the "extra" items it spawns are only food items.I think a big problem with the item multiplier is that it gives people access to too many useful tools when its main point should be to combat food scarcity in big player lobbies.
>>720928347Doublemint Gum item that has the effect of Lollipop + Energy Drink and heals everything, but is 5x rarer than Chain Launchers
>>720931719That's stupid. You're stupid. Fuck you. It's gum, make it so it's a multiple use item that lets you create a balloon on command, and give it some sorta minor Energy Drink buff too
>>720929752>Different stats on a per colour basis.Someone made a class mod already, albeit it's tied to hats instead of colors
>>720931958I forgot about that mod, I should run that this weekend.
>>720931958That's nice but I want to be meaningfully racist.
>>720932898Sounds like you need a mod that makes teams based on skin color.
I reinstalled, is there a lobby up? I haven't played in months.
>>720933325The game has only been our for like 3 weeks
>>720933378Did you just get out of a coma or something?
>>720933435I hate the passage of time
>>720933116>teamsreminder that there are unreleased items that would suggest a team based gamemode in the future, like some race, with the bird and turtle deployable camp flags
>>720933524Time to turn myself green and name myself Koopa the Quick
>>720933524>like some raceCTF. Turtles start at the sea, and Seagulls start at the peak. Takes place on a massively downsized map, steal the enemy flag and bring it to your base. This mode is also why the grabbling hook chain gun exists.
>>720933573your theme when the race startshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havhaDYh0Sc
>>720933724Wouldn't turtles have a massive advantage since they need to climb down after they capture the flag, where Seagulls need to climb up after they capture the flag?
>>720933435>it's already septemberthis has to be an edit
>>720934207I'm afraid it's been... 3 months.
>>720933853To play into the animal theme more, Seagulls have increased jump height and are floatier so they're slower to descend, while Turtles take increased fall damage and climb slower, but have increased stamina to compensate.
