What went wrong..?
It's not December yet how should I know
Nintentoddlers got 600$ scammed from them
>>720895824so you're saying the direct isn't shit if they still make holiday sales
>$70 wii port>Mario sport shovelware>Yoshi game for MARIO anniversary>they thought the virtualboy reveal was fun>$20 DLC after 2 months>Almost nothing announced anyway
i watched vinnys reaction and he loved it so i dont even see what the fuck you snoys are crying about
>>720895887it's a joke about european dates Day/Month/year
>>720895984heh
>>720895724It was absolutely incredible. All those exclusives, only on Switch 2.
Not a single mention of Mario Kart World
>>720895984Why do american dates make no sense?
the virtual boy one was hilariously out of left field nintendo it's like they're laughing at themselves now i want the philip cdi games on NSO
>>720895724no games yetthings that they could have announced that they didn't:New SmashNew Animal CrossingNew 3D ZeldaNew 2D ZeldaNew 3D Mario PlatformerNew 2D Mario PlatformerNew Mainline PokemonNew Mario PartyNew Wii/Switch SportsNew Ring Fit/Wii FitNew Luigi's MansionNew Mainline SplatoonNew Mario MakerNew 3D KirbyNew 2D KirbyNew Clubhouse GamesNew Donkey Kong CountryNew PikminNew Paper MarioNew Mario & LuigiNew Mario RPGNew 2D MetroidNext Pokemon SnapNew ArmsNew XenobladeNew Mario GolfNew Mario BaseballNew Mario SoccerNew Captain ToadNew Pokemon Mystery DungeonNew PokkenNew WarioWareNew Wario LandNew Mario vs Donkey KongNew Mario at the Olympic GamesNew Nintendo LandNew Pokemon Stadium/Colosseum/XDNew Traditional Star FoxNew Star Fox AdventuresNew F-ZeroNew Kid IcarusNew Duck HuntNew Ice ClimberNew Pokemon Puzzle LeagueNew Golden SunNew Advance WarsNew Pokemon PinballNew MotherNew Fossil FightersNew Pokemon TCG RPGNew Kuru Kuru KururinNew Chibi RoboNew Custom RoboNew Pokemon Channel/Hey You PikachuNew Diddy Kong RacingNew ExcitebikeNew PilotwingsNew Starfy At some point you need to make some games for people to play
>>720895724the virtual boy ultimate classic system
>>720895984It's because Americans are always trying to shorten things. It's the same reason why words are spelled differently, they wanted to save ink when printing. The 12th of September uses more ink than September 12th.
>>720896268interesting, didn't know that
>>720895724They made a literal hour long presentation and somehow only showed off one game
I thought the star of the show was the dragon quest builders pokemon editionand its a switch 2 exclusive
>>720895724Still no killer app. Even something as slam dunk as another Yoshi game barely even looks like a platformer.
>>720896268no it's because in general communicating the month is more important than the day so it's prioritized. I'm an EUfag but I must consneed to its practicality
>>720895887All the Switch2 upgrades shown off were for shitty third parties.
>>720895724Everything except the ditto game, that was smart... but between them cucking pokemon players and patent trolling everyone and everything they've lost the remaining good will they had with me at least. Hell I can't even get the shiny version of the pokemon legendary in SV because they decided to collab with gamestop again. Insanely gay company.
Open world slop of a Metroid game.
Fire Emblem runs this show, sorry tendies
>>720896529i wouldnt mind if fire emblem writing hadnt gone to shitit used to be kinda charming back in the day. not spectacular but it wasn't such chuuni garbage the way it is now
>>720896109we wanna know the month first simple as
>>720895724what they showed was fine, but not enough for a new system in its first year, we stil have no idea what's coming next year except fire emblemI am more hyped for the ultra 64, coming this holiday in 1995!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JPjf04PxbM
>>720895724Structure, if they had spread the good shit out more instead of backloading it so hard they might have had a better receptionmaybe the Mario part should have been explicitly announced as a technically separate thing too
>>720897083this 2mins showed more games than that whole 60min direct...
I thought it was a good one. It had a solid number of games I'm interested in, and they're all coming within the next nine or so months, which is nice. Fire Emblem might be a little bit later, but I doubt it will be late in 2026.
>>720895724Honestly a decent Direct, only things I didn't like was locking Virtual Boy behind an accessory and overpriced Pokémon DLC. Overall I give it 7/10Metroid looks great, doomers get fucked.
>>720895897But we have Virtual Boy, this is so magical! Why don't you play Virtual Boy?
>>720897368There was a Pokémon DLC in the direct? my eyes just glazzed over for anything Pokémon besides mob face sexo, for overpriced DLC I am more concerned with the Donkey Kong one, you expect overpriced trash from Gamefreak but Nintendo should be better
>>720895724Fuck do you mean what went wrong, retard? It's not December 9 yet.
If they'd so much as teased the next Monolithsoft game it would have been an automatic 10/10 for me. As it was: 5/10, some stuff I want but nothing too exciting.
>>720897368>locking Virtual Boy behind an accessoryyou just slide it into a 3d lens thingi bet you can run it without it, and just cross your eyes
Nothing. The Wii U era had some of the worst directs ever.
This was a major win for Nintendo.
>>720897618Nintendo would totally not offer a 2D mode for playing docked or handheld.
>>720895724No Super Mario Galaxy 3.Everyone would be praising it if they announced it
>>720897747>not a late port or cloud version>releases day and date with the other systemsfucking weirdwhen was the last time nintendo got a major 3rd party game release?
>>720897891>when was the last time nintendo got a major 3rd party game release?RE4 for gamecube and MonHun Rise for Switch 1, funny enough also by Capcom.
>>720895724you being a retard
>>720897618>i bet you can run it without it, and just cross your eyeshttps://store.nintendo.com.au/virtual-boy-cardboard-model-for-nintendo-switch-2-nintendo-switch.htmlthey seem pretty insistent on it
>>720897849its going to be two screens for surebut you can cross your eyes to create one image
>>720897747I didn't even know this had been announced so in the direct I thought it was actually a brand new game announcement. now that would have been a winner direct
>>720898042"It's not possible to play with 2D images"That's bullshit, the trailer literally shows 2D gameplay.
>>720895724They only showed 4 new first party exclusives coming in early 2026.
>>720897747and don't forget SE literally said that the 3rd FF7 remake game will release at day one there too. if the 3rd parties aren't actually retarded, they're going to invest on this a lot more from now on. >>720897891>fucking weirdmore like based since a single announcement made dozen of haters truly mad lol
>>720898042it'll look something like this without the lens
>>720897368Who the fuck actually wants to play Virtual Boy? If anything this is a bonus that only exists to satisfy autists that want to pay hundreds of dollars to play shitty retro games on their original support. I don't see any normalfag actually buying the VB accessory.
>>720898310>they should've done like Sony and announce 10 games that aren't going to be released for another half decade.
>>720898515>Who the fuck actually wants to play Virtual BoyMe.
>>720895897no new mario game for the 40th anniversary is retarded. getting a dk game instead of mainline mario is also retarded, they had 1 fucking job.
>>720898661Probably saving it for next year.
>>720896252They only announced games you'll be playing in the next 6 months.They're not like Sony or Microsoft who announce games you'll be playing 4 years from now.
>>720898515i had a google cardboard vr and can slam my switch into it to try out the virtual boy gameskinda excite to play the wario land game
>>720898796I'm not interested in 3rd party games, I'll play those on PC with much more powerful and suitable hardwareI'm interested in what Nintendo themselves are cooking up. And the answer for the moment appears to be absolutely nothing. Very disappointed with their total lack of output.
>>720897368Beyond will probably still be good, but let’s not pretend the bike and that desert don’t look like absolute shit.
im not sure if anyones else said it but it was very scummy overall>spent a quarter of the direct shilling the 40th Mario anniversary and fumble it beyond repair>DUDE THE MARIO MOVIE>giving the people you fear mongered in to buying 3D All Stars like 4 years ago the middle finger by doing a rerelease of Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 not even throwing a bone at those who bought it by giving them a discount or anything>Sports games that nobody gives a shit about even if Mario is tacked on to it>minigame DLC for Mario Wonder(????)>A FUCKING YOSHI GAME for the MARIO anniversaryand even past that>omit the Starforce Collection reveal because lol Australian Minecraft is more reel worthy>shadowdropping Donkey Kong DLC that everyone is 99% sure was just an entire layer gutted from the main game so they can nickel and dime you for it meanwhile Mario Kart, the game they made people pay the $80 retard tax for (or $50 for the bundle) is nowhere to be found not even a teaser/mention of it>announcing that they're releasing ANOTHER console to Nintendo Classics and force people to buy the accessories to play it and have the balls to announce they are going to dripfeed fucking 13 VIRTUAL BOY GAMES when they're not even 1% done with the Gamecube titles and every other console on NSO is left to rot>announcing DLC for a game before it's even out to further prove that they're holding shit back to charge you extraI'm not even going to get to the rest of it but just from that alone made me want to stop watching it
>>720895724Fucking everything
>>720899000i'm still floored by how they lingered on that empty desert shot like it was meant to be impressive.
>>720899000the bike and desert looked fine. the combat on the bike looked pretty terrible, very basic and unrealistic/unconvincing
>>720899024between this direct and the switch 2 reveal i am basically done with bingtendo. there's too many frustrations to list
>>720895724No Unlimited SaGa Remaster announcementWould have singlehandedly saved the DirectAlso Nintendo is getting a little too greedy with DLC. It's become clear that DLC is no longer a bonus. It's cut content.
>>720895724Greed. I feel like I got monkey pawed with my Switch 2 since all the ports are basically old ones I've already bought and overpriced with Nintendo Tax like Cyberpunk or even Bravely Default, or Nintendo basically charging nearly $100ish per game by the time all the DLC is is announced now or the accessories and ammibo that will lock gameplay features in Prime 4 based on past Metroid titles. I'm also baffled that they can't just let us emulate the Virtual Boy on TV and instead forcing $25+ items to play it, so yeah, fun times I guess?
>>720898989>I'll play those on PC with much more powerful and suitable hardwareno, you won't.
>>720899361? what
>>720898796>They're not like Sony or Microsoft who announce games you'll be playing 4 years from nowA bold proclamation in a direct featuring Metroid Prime 4 in it. When was that first revealed again, 8 years ago?
>>720898796for me it's Everybody's Golf World (the japanese version because jap dub)Atelier RiasFFTLegends ZAP3RXilliaDQ7Fire EmblemYs X proudalso, LoveR Kiss Endless Memories
I'm going to assume the problems started in Brazil about 30-35 years ago
>>720895724didn’t even watch it
>>720895724Sharting out postgame content as paid dlc. Unfortunate tendies gulp this crap down without leaving any crumbs, enabling goytendo to continue with their kike shenanigans.
>>720896529Why post a handsome boy like Dimitri now that I'm going to have put up with some ugly nappy headed kid if I want to even play the new game? Just rubbing salt on the wound.
>>720899616The three tier mistakes of announcing breath of the wild, metroid 4 and bayonetta 3 years before they released made them averse to announcing stuff any more than a year early.
>>720905339I'd rather know shit was coming out eventually even if it takes them like 6 years to actually release it
>>720895724They don't tease the "hype" stuff 2-3 years in advance. That's literally it. Mind you, I don't expect the next Zelda, Mario, Xenoblade, Animal Crossing, etc to be good but the internet's response would've been the opposite if any of that was shown.
I think that was literally the worst direct ever
>>720895724I only skimmed it, but I'd guess 20 minutes dedicated to a series of unexciting Mario announcements is probably the main issue. Yoshi game looked neat, though, hopefully it isn't boring as shit like half of them are.
>>720895897You going to ignore Pokopia and Fire Emblem?
>>720895724>too much movie discussion and discussion of the Japan-only museum for Mario's 40th anniversary, it's cool but it's not the video games that people were waiting for>releases of Mario Galaxy games are way overblown in price, graphics and mouse controls aside, not a good comparison point since Mario Galaxy came to Switch already 5 years earlier>almost all 3rd parties shown are game key cards>little to no discussion about Metroid Prime 4 when the game's coming out in 3 months>too much rambling on the Donkey Kong DLC>new Fire Emblem shown feels like a lukewarm response to Engage's rejection, like "Oh we'll just keep doing what gave us a gorillion sales", looks no different or enticing than 3H was>nobody is going to buy that new Mii game, please stop talking about it>lack of scheduling and updates for NSO VC games>>>>>>>>>>>>>>$100 Virtual Boy NSO>the complete and utter abandoment of Mario Kart World in the face of Sonic's new racing game is an embarrassing black mark for the series that movexmd systems and got people talking
>>720907773>>the complete and utter abandoment of Mario Kart Worldbrother it's been two months. There's DLC and updates coming. The game will be an evergreen title thorough the Switch 2's lifespan. They can't just release all the content now.
>>720907535If you think that was the worst thing ever you didn't see E3 2008 or 2015
>>720907732nta but pokopia is a dq builders reskin made by the same company that makes dq builders. you can play dqb instead right now for the same experience.
>>720907991And for far cheaper. And even more so when it goes on sale because square is no where near as greedy as the kikes at Nintendo.
>>720899172>No Unlimited SaGa Remaster announcementUnironically one the main reasons I'll probably end up getting a Switch 2 (don't own a Switch 1 anymore and i'm not getting a Deck). But I was fully expecting this Direct in particular to not cater to my tastes. It just felt like one of those.
>>720907991It's a new game anon.
>>720895724*Nintendo movies direct Nothing, they showed exactly what their audience wants.
>>720895724We lost Dynasty Warriors Origins and Resident Evil 9. Who's going to buy a PS5 now?
This should explain it
>>720895887The most clever Snoy
>>720895724People who only care about Mario didn't got a new one
>>720908421And people who care about anything but mario didn't get anything either
>>720908474There was a lot of stuff for people who don't buy Nintendo consoles for a single game
Yep, Nintendo is dogshit.Write "Eric" if you agree.
>>720895975We don't give a shit about what your soi e-celeb thinks.
>>720908601Cardboard and amiibo ftw!
>>720908474There was a Fire Emblem but the fans of classic Nintendo IPs don't like weeb games so they probably found the direct ending on Fire Emblem to be insulting. Especially since it was the Direct for Mario's 40th anniversary and there was no new Mario game announced, only multiplayer DLC for Wonder and insanely overpriced Galaxy 1/2 remasters. The Virtual Boy making an appearance in the same direct was terrible optics too, especially in conjunction with the $100 price tag.
>>720897083They showed 40 games.>we stil have no idea what's coming next year except fire emblemFinal Fantasy 7 Remake IntergradeDragon Quest 7 ReimaginedMario Tennis FeverResident Evil 7Residenr Evil 8Resident Evil 9Pokemon PokopiaMonster Hunter Stories 3007 First LightYoshi and the Mysterious BookIndiana Jones and the Great CircleSplatoon RaidersThe DuskbloodsFire Emblem Fortune's Weave
>>720908836>ports>ports>ports>sports>multiplats>multiplats>yoshi>we wuz fire kangz
>>720908836okay let's go ahead and remove the games that are on PC (as they run better on PC)now let's remove the games for literal childrennow let's remove the games that are almost definitely going to be shitnow let's remove remakes and remastersthat leaves us with
>>720908836I think he's talking about switch 2 only exclusives dude.
>>720896440In what fucking way? The day being far more particular just on the sheer brevity of it to a month makes it more instantly prudent in way more situations Please elaborate upon your insanity. Years are probably the most “important” aspect to in some logics but you would be stupid to put it first in day to day dating.
>>720906041Ypu have a right to your shitty opinions, sure>>720907732Of course they are, doesn’t fit the narrative, i'd argue the Macaco is seething so hard because, regardless of anyone's tastes, the next 5 months of the switch are stacked and keeping up with 1 exlusive a month release philosophy, that keeps the sales afloat each month, which draws us ever closer to the 10 million sold which means he'll have to start sucking dog dicks as he promised
>>720908924>>720908948>D-DOESN'T COUNT!They announced 4 exclusives in this Direct alone. That's 4x more than PS5 has after 5 years
>>720908634Kek he actually did it, he agreed
>>720909064Enjoy your Yoshi game, Mr. 30 year old man
an updated list>lack of OLED>game key cards>third parties flop>new expensive SDs>price of the software>switch 1 games paid upgrades>C button behind a paywall>Mario Kart open world fail>remote bricking of consoles>barren UI>missing apps netflix etc>Elden Ring performance>Switch 1 price hike>USB-C proprietary changes>$80 for Mario Galaxy 1&2>Direct focused on the Galaxy movie instead of games>Pokemon Legends DLC before the game is even out,>Bananza DLC is a $19.99 ripoff humiliated by Silksong>mid Metroid trailer>$100 plastic shell of the Virtual Boy
>>720908978There are 6 exclusives on the list.
>>720908208To anyone who's never played Builders or even Minecraft.
>>720909064Any third party exclusive won't remain, just like they didn't remain on PS5 or Xbox. Mario Sports games are cringe and a waste of Camelot's talents, Yoshi will be fine, Fire Emblem will be fine even if it's woke, but Pokopia is a clone of another game and not even made by Nintendo. It's also a genre that is completely oversaturated on the Switch, if there's 1 game that didn't need to be made it was that.
>>720908836>ports count nowNope! Sorry tendie, those are your rules by the way.
>>720909220Ok, so you don't like these games. Millions of people do. That doesn't change they are exclusives.And Pokopia isn't a farming game. It's DQ Builders x Animal Crossing
>>720908601This is what the dumb niggers will never getNintendo doesn't make sales off a single game, it's a library that has big tentpole releases for mainstream audiences (Mario Kart, big adventure Zelda, comfy Animal Crossing) with smaller titles filling different nichesThis makes your console a more attractive purchase, this was literally the PS2's winning move (although the games were mostly 3rd party then)>>720908978So...For the next months we get>A new proper Pokemon console spinoff>A new Mario Tennis>A new Fire Emblem>A new Yoshi game>We already know about splatoon raidersNot too bad for the end of year + first quarter of 2026 that's an exclusive a month
>>720909147Which is much more than what anyone expects today. The just retards going "DOES NOT COUNT" because it doesn't fit their old and failed narrative.>>720909220Two problems with your post. Pokopia is made by the fuckers that made dragon quest builders and ask yourself what if Camelot themselves wants to do mario sports games over anything else. Remember that the famicon detective club games were made because those VN devs ask nintendo that they wanted to remake them.
>>720909361He asked about 2026 games, so I replied.Even without ports (and simulateous 3rd party releases) there are 6 exclusives on there.
>>720909495>That doesn't change they are exclusives.Drag x Drive is also an exclusive but I really wouldn't bring that up as being worthwhile. Exclusive doesn't mean good. >It's DQ Builders x Animal CrossingThere's tons of those "comfy" games on the Switch as well.
>>720909585It's just retards going*Wow that's an ESL moment.
>>720895724What happened to my HD endless now in which to abide?I wanted to replay Xenoblade 2 for the twelth time, in stable 720p.
Suddenly no one says anything about the exclusive games cope that only tendies push in other threads.
>>720909585You'll get ignored by the seething brazilianAnd yes, more than likelyNintendo rarely forces their internal teams to work on a specific game, Camelot likely wanted another spin at Mario Tennis by themselevs with the extra power of the switch 2 and to get acquainted with the hardwareThe macaco may shit his pants but it's been 7 years since the last mario tennis, those are once a gen and next gen is here
Literally the only thing I was interested in was MP4 and they shat out the absolute worst fucking possible thing they could have possibly done. Nintendo is dead.
>>720895724The Hades 2 1.0 announcement is fucking huge. I know that non-FE fans fucking cry and piss themselves whenever they see FE content, but the new FE game shown looks really promising and is huge for fans of the genre. The Yoshi game could be really cool, but there have also been a lot of braindead baby Yoshi games. So who knows about this one. But there were plenty of other good to promising games shown too. The DQ Builders games are cool, and that pokemon game really looks like a Pokemon DQ Builders. With that in mind, it might be cool. Mario Tennis Advance Tour is genuinely one of the best sports games ever made, which has a lot to do with its RPG adventure story mode. If Mario Tennis Fever could replicate that with its story mode, then it too could be a genuinely incredible game. Granted that Mario Tennis Aces also attempted a story mode and it sucked unbelievable ass. But for what it's worth, Fever's looks more promising, granted that Aces left the bar on the floor. And the Bananza DLC is rad. But it was just DLC and not a new game. Overall it was a good direct. I genuinely don't get why people are acting like it was somehow insulting or really bad or anything. That stuff actually feels kind of forced or fake.
>>720909585>ask yourself what if Camelot themselves wants to do mario sports games over anything else.Because the good devs have all left and it's easier to remake the same games over and over again for easy profits using an established IP? The Shining series was fantastic, Golden Sun was great, even the early Mario Sports games were awesome, especially the GBC version of Tennis. That's back when they had good devs working on them, now it's just a shovelware factory.
>>720909884>Nintendo rarely forces their internal teams to work on a specific gameThis needs to be emphasized a fuckload more.
>>720910002You just said itThe big direct exclusive is Fire Emblem and most every vocal faggot on the internet hates Fire Emblem for whatever reason is trendy at the moment (Engage is hated for censorship, 3 houses for persona maxxing, Awakening for casualizing,.you name it)The issue is you're underestimating the seething seeing Nintendo on top of the industry at the moment is causing some online retardsTheir last hope was patternfagging the GC and Wii U and trying to throw the switch 2 onto that pile and it not only has broken every nintendo sales record, it has broken every single record periodThe direct wass cool, but no BIG CINEMATIC SERIOUS BLOCKBUSTER GAME is literally the only angle this niggers can grab onto
>>720895724Mario anniversary was disappointing. Nintendo need to get better at these.>Sports title that coincides with the release>Wii rereleases for $70>Main focus is the movie>Yoshi's Story sequel with the worst title known to man>DLC for Wonder under the guise of a Switch 2 updateNintendo released the Switch 2 mid-year so still need to end the financial year for the Switch 1 which is why we got so many half/half releases, which is not what early adopters want. No major updates for big IP, even for existing titles.>We have no idea what if any post-launch support MKW is going to have, this direct could have confirmed that>Nothing for Zelda on the horizon besides a crappy Warriors game based on TOTK OCs>Pokemon got a weird spotlight while the Pokemon presents a month ago was barebones as shit>Metroid got like a minute of footage>Splatoon Raiders nowhere to be seen>Third parties nobody is going to buy on Switch (FFVII, RE9)>One last thing was Fire Emblem, which is always a game that is great for the FE fans in the crowd but that's about it>Announcement of an announcement and some overpriced amiibo for Air Riders>No NSO updatesThe direct itself was solid, but considering what it was sold to us as "The longest general direct ever" etc. it was flaccid.>Anniversary should have cross-promoted across the whole platform, NSO should have gotten Sunshine, Toadstool Tour and Power Tennis if not a Mario Party, along with at least a tease of new Mario projects although I know that's something Nintendo doesn't do much anymore>Free NS2 updates have seemingly disappeared even though a Mouse control update for SMM2 would have been nice for anniversary tooIt was just missing the usual beats and the special sauce. No shadowdrops that weren't 20 dollars for a single level and so on.
>>720910160Isn't Camelot an independent company, meaning those issues you mentioned are straight from themselves and not nintendo?
>>720910002It's the pricing. The DK DLC was $20 but so was Silksong and that's a bad look. The $40 and $50 Amiibos are a lot, the $99 Virtual Boy is a lot(and you need to stay subbed to use it), $40(or $70 for both) for games that were sold for $20 on the Wii U is a lot. It's the same thing that happened with the Switch 2 reveal, people were excited but then they saw the price of the system, MKW, and the controllers and those became all people talked about.
>>720908634Eric
Nintendo fails to understand one thing. The audience is really only watching for one thing: news about their biggest IP's mainline games. If your Direct doesn't contain information about the main games in the following franchises:MarioZeldaPikminDonkey KongSmashSplatoonMetroid PokemonThen it's a bad Direct, simple as.
>>720910584Yes, the older Camelot did still try to release Golden Sun sequels as well as working on Mario Sports but eventually they gave up and just became shovelware devs. And I mean that when I say it because the quality of Mario Sports games fell off a cliff since the GBC/GBA days. They were once a very prestigious studio so it sucks to see how far they've fallen, even among Mario sports enjoyers you'll still see a lot people prefer those earlier games back from when Camelot was incredible.
>>720907917it doesn't even have content now
>>720909858Nintendo would sue them if they knew about this
>>720895724Nintendo milked their normalfag audience too hard and now their nips are sore so now its everyone's problem apparently.
>>720911490They did. The kid was forced to come back to life and settle for $50000 or face jail time.
>>720895724This direct was so ass like holy shit
>>720896529SHIIIIIEEEEET wait till you see our new MC
>>720911096>Nintendo fails to understand one thing. The audience is really only watching for one thing: news about their biggest IP's mainline games. If your Direct doesn't contain information about the main games in the following franchises:>Mario>Zelda>Pikmin>Donkey Kong>Smash>Splatoon>Metroid>Pokemon>Then it's a bad Direct, simple as.They have alot more IPs than that. The detective club games, f-zero, starfox, excitetruck/excitebike, endless ocean and more i don't remember. Nintendo doesn't have to focus on the big seven all the time you know.
>>720911096I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you just got it wrong instead of calling you a retardThat's what the internet sheep would want you to believe but plenty of small Nintendo series are actually the backbone of their catalog because they make their console more desirable than the othersPlenty of normoid cattle are retarded but even then, plenty understand the natural drawbacks of portability and are willing to take a hit for said portability So you're on the market for a new console, and you wanna play RE9 no matter whatIn comes the switch 2, that has it, is cheaper than the competition and protable but with some obvious drawbacksThen you fucking see that cute Yoshi game, and some Mario tennis game and you happen to like thoseTaht's a market the others lack because they focus on big ass games exclusively, big ass games taht end up in other platforms to bootSee the point made here?The direct may be flaccid for us no lifers in here, but for the audience at large it's pretty okay
>>720911096really i just think people want to see the new mario game. any time the new mainline isn't shown, the direct will suck. it's been 8 years since odyssey, the people want more mario and people knew this direct was going to be an hour long and focus on mario. the hype was there so the disappointment is also there. the next mainline mario is basically what the bloodborne remaster is for the snoys.
>>720911995>Nintendo doesn't have to focus on the big seven all the time you knowNo but maybe they should for their first Direct for their new system.
>>720895724It was just too underwhelming for a console with 2 games after 3 and a half months on the market. Not a whole lot of incentive to upgrade from my switch one.
>>720896268Meanwhile every British dialect sounds as if they're competing to see who can drop the most letters in their words before they become completely incomprehensible.
>>720913902Wouldn't that make the Australians the "winners"?
>>720908836PORTS DO NOT COUNT FF7 is 6 years old. Stop letting them advertise cyberpunk like its a brand new release when its 5 years old and letting them sell it for a full price.
>>720913963I guess that's why they have their own quarantine island.
>>720909054wanting to remain ignorant about the world is a shittier opinion
>>720895724>starting the Direct with 6 minutes of non-game shit (not even Sony pulls that kind of nonsense) yeah it was "only" six minutes, but felt like an eternity, huh>the first vidya announcement is two unceremonious Wii ports, the vidya highlight of Mario's 40th anniversary>nothing big to drive interest in the Switch 2; Metroid Prime 4 is coming to Switch 1 and already runs at 60fps, Tomodachi Life isn't going to be a game that merits a ton of interest in a performance boost to buy new hardware, and Fire Emblem's growth already peaked with Three Houses>the Virtual Boy bullshit shows that they're in a corner when it comes to retro pandering; do some crazy shit like the Saturn or fuck, since Sony has surrendered on prioritizing hardware, even PS1; imagine the absolute fucking power move of a repro Dualshock but with Nintendo branding on the back>overpriced DLCs being announced right before or immediately after games come out, with it being blatantly cart-locked or stripped out of the base game to sell later>the one game that actually needs a content/feature update, Mario Kart World, was a total no-showWhat makes this all worse is that this was the first Direct for the system, the one that's supposed to generate momentum after the system hits the ground. Instead, it was on the same level as a midpoint or late era Direct, the low-energy kind they'd show after already having a lot of their big hitters released on the system and thus don't need to worry so much about selling the system itself. But here we are, three months in and the next six months fairly established, and still no word on a killer app exclusive. Almost entirely spinoffs, ports, and crossgen releases. This is starting to sound familiar...>>720911995Okay. Now imagine if the first Direct of the Switch 1 era was Nintendo trying to sell the fucking system with Famicom Detective Club.
>>720911096Nintendo fails to understand that DLC is fucking lame and they should make new gamesfuck DLC and fuck nintendo for thinking DLC is worth shit. fuck nintendo for filling their directs with their shitty DLC. I hope no-one buys their shitty DLC and they stop trying to make DLC happen.
>20 year old roms>pokemon slop>zelda musou slop>prime 4>kirbyThis is a grim Q4
>>720895724frankly it was rude to have an hour long direct and only show a new yoshi and a new FE. It's rude to release a new console without developing any games for it honestly, the lineup should NOT be this barren
>>720908836>a-all shit and don't count.anon, it's impossible to talk with those faggots so just ignore and laugh at them.
>>720915905There are 8 1st party exclusives coming out in the next 8 months
feels like a transitory phase where nintendo want to just do barely enough games to facilitate movies and theme parks as their main focus now.
>>720911096retard
>>720916231are you counting switch 1 games? come off itnintendo should have released at least a dozen of these within 6 months of release:New SmashNew Animal CrossingNew 3D ZeldaNew 2D ZeldaNew 3D Mario PlatformerNew 2D Mario PlatformerNew Mainline PokemonNew Mario PartyNew Wii/Switch SportsNew Ring Fit/Wii FitNew Luigi's MansionNew Mainline SplatoonNew Mario MakerNew 3D KirbyNew 2D KirbyNew Clubhouse GamesNew Donkey Kong CountryNew PikminNew Paper MarioNew Mario & LuigiNew Mario RPGNew 2D MetroidNext Pokemon SnapNew ArmsNew XenobladeNew Mario GolfNew Mario BaseballNew Mario SoccerNew Captain ToadNew Pokemon Mystery DungeonNew PokkenNew WarioWareNew Wario LandNew Mario vs Donkey KongNew Mario at the Olympic GamesNew Nintendo LandNew Pokemon Stadium/Colosseum/XDNew Traditional Star FoxNew Star Fox AdventuresNew F-ZeroNew Kid IcarusNew Duck HuntNew Ice ClimberNew Pokemon Puzzle LeagueNew Golden SunNew Advance WarsNew Pokemon PinballNew MotherNew Fossil FightersNew Pokemon TCG RPGNew Kuru Kuru KururinNew Chibi RoboNew Custom RoboNew Pokemon Channel/Hey You PikachuNew Diddy Kong RacingNew ExcitebikeNew PilotwingsNew Starfythe fact that we've gotten 0 of them, forget a dozen, is a sign that something has gone seriously wrong
>>720911096>Pikmin>MetroidI mean sure I'd agree they could be considered Nintendo's big IPs, but in that case so is Fire Emblem, which did get a new mainline game announced in the last direct
>>720895724Seven more years of fire emblem three houses.They could have done any game at the end and it would have been fine.Hell, they could have done a fire emblem game that ISNT a three houses adjacent game and it would have been fine.
>>720916768the twist is that it's neither. It's a whole new game, just reusing the 3H concepts to create its own universe and story. Like Final Fantasy
>>720895724Fire emblem
>>720916605>are you counting switch 1 games? come off itNo, I'm talking about Switch 2 exclusives
>>720916890And the godawful rejected from an art school fujoshi "artist". I consider skipping the game just because of that.
>>720911096yep
>>720916890>It's going to be another game that begins with some kid getting thrown out of his window cause he walked in on his cousins fuckingyay another FF16
>>720917194Will take it over the fucking mess Engage was character design wise.
>>720895724Yoshi looks like ludokino, and I am tired of pretending it doesn'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YluJneE1bMo
>>720909220Nintendo games are not going to come out for other platforms regardless of who developed them
>>720896529>brown emblem>made by the people who made engageKT save us!
>>720917074I don't believe you
>>720917550*Pokemon Games
>>720917256They should've reigned her in more when it comes to colors, but Mika Pikazo has actual technical ability.The 3 Houses "artist" draws like a middle schooler
>>720897747>>720897891Weird how Capcom is the first AAA third party to stop being retarded over the Switch. Wilds must have really fucked them up.
>>720917601Then don't believe me and look up the list of upcoming Switch 2 exclusives.
>>720916768hello, doomposter-kun
they have become the Apple of videogames. and love to milk 20-50s yo nostalgic males.
>>720895724Nothing exciting to announce besides more stuff to make fun of Nintendo about like 100 dollars for a virtual boy plastic casing for all 12 games of it.
>>720909220>Mario Sports games are cringe and a waste of Camelot's talentsIt is literally all they want to make and the third Golden Sun proved that.
>Engage hater actually is a Mika Pikazo hatermust be hard having such shit burger taste
>>720917964sounds more like ur mom desu
>>720917964That would be Sony with their ever increasing prices while removing features.And don't forget the $30 stand sold separately.
>>720917567>made by the original series creatorand how is it bad?
>>720917695>Mika Pikazo has actual technical ability
>>720918223Kaga is back?
>>720918328>says the guy that can't draw a single stick guy without asking AI to do it.
The most exciting news was dangan "totally not 4" remake.
>>720895724Long term effect post Iwata era finally taking roots.
>>720899113>unrealistic/unconvincingSounds like you when you try to convince people you're not a homosexual
>>720895724They were forced to release the Switch 2 too early
>>720918590>AI seething out of nowherekek
>>720916605you lads might not want to hear it but they're not going to release big games until there's a bigger install base unless they're crossgen. we're in full greed mode, they're sony 2 now.>but dknot a big franchise>but mario kartit's worse than 8 without the dlc outenjoy next get only dlcs for last gen games as your exclusives like ff7r did because that's as good as it'll get for a while.
>>720895724Just bought a switch 2, ask me anything
>>720895724Nothing wrong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khhPiMuBFH4
>>720918701i suck dicks, but the combat still looked really bad. I think it was the animations, nothing felt like it had heft or momentum and things weren't reacting to any other thing. it just looked cheap, like a prototype
>>720895824I hope Russians kill you
>>720895887
>>720918785What games did you get with it?
>>720895724why are people mad at it? we got danganrompa news
>>720919007None
>>720918785which of these games do you hope nintendo will make soonest?New SmashNew Animal CrossingNew 3D ZeldaNew 2D ZeldaNew 3D Mario PlatformerNew 2D Mario PlatformerNew Mainline PokemonNew Mario PartyNew Wii/Switch SportsNew Ring Fit/Wii FitNew Luigi's MansionNew Mainline SplatoonNew Mario MakerNew 3D KirbyNew 2D KirbyNew Clubhouse GamesNew Donkey Kong CountryNew PikminNew Paper MarioNew Mario & LuigiNew Mario RPGNew 2D MetroidNext Pokemon SnapNew ArmsNew XenobladeNew Mario GolfNew Mario BaseballNew Mario SoccerNew Captain ToadNew Pokemon Mystery DungeonNew PokkenNew WarioWareNew Wario LandNew Mario vs Donkey KongNew Mario at the Olympic GamesNew Nintendo LandNew Pokemon Stadium/Colosseum/XDNew Traditional Star FoxNew Star Fox AdventuresNew F-ZeroNew Kid IcarusNew Duck HuntNew Ice ClimberNew Pokemon Puzzle LeagueNew Golden SunNew Advance WarsNew Pokemon PinballNew MotherNew Fossil FightersNew Pokemon TCG RPGNew Kuru Kuru KururinNew Chibi RoboNew Custom RoboNew Pokemon Channel/Hey You PikachuNew Diddy Kong RacingNew ExcitebikeNew PilotwingsNew Starfy
>>720919134new danganronpa was really cool, but I don't attribute that to nintendo. they deserve no credit for it even though it was in their direct
>>720919139Interesting choice.
Nothing went wrong at all. Tendies needed to be humbled but got humiliated instead. They’ll be fine. lol
>>720895724botw/totk
>>720895724I lost.
Made a thread about this topic with this as the OP pic, didn’t really get take off so I’ll try again here.How are we feeling about the Direct nearly a week later? Excited for at least one game? Could the Direct have been any better or worse? Has Nintendo convinced you to get a Switch 2?
>>720918143>sony’s ever increasing prices>ignores the switch 1 going up in price 8 years later>ignores switch 2 going up in price 1 month after release>ignores $20 generational increase, DOUBLE what any other company dared to do because of the backlash>ignores $20 Wii ports being sold for $40 a piece lolNot a cult btwDefinitely not.
>>720896072They fumbled their easy slam dunk and instead got themselves dunked on
>>720919758Nintendo convinced me that I made a mistake in buying one. It’s a grim fucking wasteland for the foreseeable future. >but yoshi’s $70 shovelware!!Nigga I’m above 30
>>720896529>Its just Three Houses 2
>>720895724I feel that Pokemon Dragon Builders Animal Crossing whatever would of been much better if you could create a normal human trainer. The choice for a ditto man character is just weird as hell
>>720919758Only that?PS5 has more than 12000 games...
>>720919156The only games I care about from Shitendo are more open world Zeldas, Metroid, and Fire Emblem. Everything else can fuck off
>>720907535>I think that was literally the worst direct everOHOHOHOHOLET ME TAKE YOU BACK 10 YEARS AGO
>>720919758>Has Nintendo convinced you to get a Switch 2?nope, until I see a proper zelda title announced that is completely removed from botw/totk slop philosophy, then I'll buy switch 2.
>>720895724What do these threads hope to achieve?
>>720908363Also Baby Waluigi
>>720895724Manchildren
>>720908770>There was a Fire Emblem but the fans of classic Nintendo IPs don't like weeb games so they probably found the direct ending on Fire Emblem to be insultingAlso Fire Emblem fans have a victim complex and think people who don’t like Fire Emblem only play Mario Games which so NOT true.
>>720897408I'm not 12 anymore, my eyes can't take it.
>>720919758I'm still not sold on a Switch 2. Air Riders looks fun though. Hopefully the new Jewish Nintendo doesn't find a way to ruin it.
>>720895724Nothing, the direct was so good anti-tendies won't stop seething about it. Anyways, is anyone getting the galaxy games?
>>720919758>Has Nintendo convinced you to get a Switch 2?No, I went into the direct excited and ready to go out and buy one immediately after but the directs always deflate my hype instead. I want to like it, I want to buy it, but it hasn't happened yet.
>>720920797>the direct was so good why must you lie?
>>720920116>2 fire emblem gamesHmm, FE is the only non pedo IP that Nintendo has even tho the new games are shit, even so it's already better than a direct with a movie trailer and the usual slop.
>>720920116Well Hyrule Warriors is better than Furry Warriors and at least Fates had white people in it. Not all bad.
>>720920797Yes I am getting my wife's games.
>>720920236>pretend you won >"Amazon listed Mario Kart World on Woot at a discounted price which is their overstock app where they dump products that aren’t selling."
>>720920116>xcx>mario makernot bad
>>720899000Trips of truth, check'd
>>720895824Based
>>720921743People are buying Mario kart World for $499. Oops, Switch 2 is sold OUT on Amazon.
>>720919770>>ignores switch 2 going up in price 1 month after releaseSo you are just going to straight up lie and think no one is going to notice?
>>720921743they're never going to move games at a fucking 80 dollar pricetag lmao. it's simply not happening. mary-oh cart world has only sold 5 million and that's with nearly all of those being in a bundle deal with the console where the game only cost $50.
>>720923269I want to believe, but the retardation of tendies is only barely bounded by how much money they have.
>>720923269Ok? That's a good thing. I don't want games to be $80.>only 5 millionlol
>>720895724It has been death by a thousand cuts for me.>free online is dead>no longer able to buy retro games>Mario spin-offs have sucked for a decade+>hardware quality / durability is in the shitter>constant remakes in favor of ports>pricing for nearly every product is fucked>pokemon continues to be an embarrassment>increasing emphases on loosely structured experiences>more arcade-like experiences like Star Fox 64 are rare>more and more games release with content held back for later releaseThere's very little to be excited about in my opinion. Might be different if I was more into weebshit and Nintendo's style of open world / level design. No, being marginally less shit than Microsoft and Sony is not a good defense of Nintendo.
>>720923536>Replies to a conversation about people buying Switch 2 opting for the bundle instead of paying $80 for MKW>the retardation of tendies is only barely bounded by how much money they have.The only retard here is you it seems
Just look at the E3 2013 Wii U one like holy fucking shit. That was considered shitenos dark ages and they just casually go>Here's a new mainline pokemon>Here's a new mainline 3D mario>Here's a new mainline Mario Kart game>Here's a remake of Wind Waker>Here's a new Xenoblade game>Here's a new donkey kong game>Here's a new Bayonetta game>Here's a new Kamiya game by platinum>oh yeah...also HERE'S A NEW SMASH GAMEShit has double what was shown in the last 2 directs combined and almost all of them have some big heavy hitter games. The shitch poo really is a fucking disaster of a console
Without looking at this thread, I predict that many of these posts will contain the following:>"Eric">"Snoyric">"Ericsnoy">"Erictranny">"You lost, Eric">You lost, Erictranny">"You lost and got raped, Eric">"Stop samefagging, Eric">"Stop sametrannying, Eric"
>>720923978spending any money on nintendo products is retarded desu
>>720924649Wow, more self control than I expected.
>>720896440That makes no sense because people will completely omit the month if it occurs within 30 days. This game comes out on the 17th, that game comes out on the 2nd. No need to mention month at all because it's the next 17th and 2nd that occur.September 2026 and September2026 are different dates but written looking the exact same at a glance and only americans do this.
>>720924649And guess who's making these posts
>ctrl+hades>1 matchWhat the fuck? It was absolutely one of the biggest reveals of the entire direct.
>>720924649you know that's just the guy samefagging, right?wait a couple of hours until he wakes up again and starts spamming the catalog with red threads if you wanna see that
>>720925163Hades? Who's Hades?
>>720925163Not worth mentioning when replies are just going to be "old port" and "multiplat"
>>720925163It's not really "Nintendo." This place sucks, but I'm guessing you could get traction on a Hades hype thread depending on the day. The second anyone brings platforms into the discussion it's going to get derailed, though.
>>720922817Sorry meant to say switch 2 accessory prices. Now you can ignore that part as well, along with the rest of my post that you ignored.
Fire Emblem is not, and never will be, "The Big End-of-Show Announcement" material and Nintendo needs to learn that. Hey, I'm happy for Fire Emblem fans. I really am. But it's a niche series. Yeah, if they revealed Disgaea 8 as their final trailer I'd be popping off, but I wouldn't expect anyone else to be leaving satisfied.
>>720895975Didn't that guy rape one of his fans and give her a lifelong STD?
>>720924574>>Here's a new mainline pokemonOn 3DS>>Here's a new mainline 3D marioIsometric NSMB slop isn't mainline>>Here's a new mainline Mario Kart gameMK8 was shit at launch, needed the Switch rerelease to fix it>>Here's a remake of Wind WakerWasn't a remake, was just the Gamecube game but uglier because Nintendo finally discovered bloom. How is this any different from the Mario Galaxy announcement?>>Here's a new Xenoblade gameSpinoff and the worst one frankly, also censored>>Here's a new donkey kong gameNeat but there was already too many 2D platformers on Wii U>>Here's a new Bayonetta gameThis was neat>>Here's a new Kamiya game by platinumW101 was dogshit>>oh yeah...also HERE'S A NEW SMASH GAME*Also on 3DS
>>720926029tumblr is thataway -->
>>720920785>Hopefully the new Jewish Nintendo doesn't find a way to ruin it.They ruined the goodwill with Bananza by charging $20 for what should’ve been in the post game, so better hope Air Riders doesn’t suffer next
>>720921404>FE>non pedo IPEven FEtards don’t know their own fanbase huh
>>720926564How fitting that the overpriced and unnecessary DLC is about the greedy CEO villain getting exactly what he wants and winning.
>>720925826Yeah, you can thank Trump for that as well as Switch 1 price increase. Everyone already owns Switch 1 and you don't need accessories to play Switch 2. They kept the price of entry into Switch 2 ecosystem the same.Unlike Sony who: hiked the price of PS5 five times, hiked the price of PS Plus five times, removed older games from PS Plus to "make it more interesting", started selling the disc drive separately, started selling the stand separately, silently decreased storage space by 25% while keeping the price, stopped the production of PS4 so you are forced to buy overpriced PS5 despite 99% of games coming to PS4 as well
>>720927128>B-but Sony!!!No. I will not settle for something that is below my standards simply because the competition is even more sub-par.
>>18836288>>18836288All aboard!
>>720927094Games are 70 dollars because in the past Nintendo had a poorfag console (gba, ds, 3ds) and a more expensive home console (gamecube, wii, wii u) but now that they've merged everything they want to charge everyone twice what you'd used to pay because the switch is like two consoles I guess. Also nothing ever goes on sale because they want people to "respect the value".
>>720927128No I’ll continue to thank Nintendo about for their price increases. >but SNOYYou tendies are fucking pathetic. I don’t care about Sony. Their games fucking suck. They can charge $180 for the slop of us and it wouldn’t matter to me because I’ve never played it and never will. I’m talking about Nintendo being greedy little kikes.
>>720928418>Also nothing ever goes on sale because they want people to "respect the value"Not only this, but they outright refuse to release simple retro ports like they did in the Wii era. Why? Because to make money, the pricing would have to reflect the true market value of a ROM. That would both betray the perception of Nintendo games being inherently valuable and result in reduced profit when compared to the "money for nothing" subscription model they use now.
>>720895724>Ports ports ports ports. Oh and shitty Yoshi story game. I heard kids like Minecraft pokemon, so here is farming simulator game. DLC? I got 30 dollar DLC, game isn't out yet, but spend 100 dollars plus more for season pass content.I'm just so tired of it all. Remember when Nintendo actually tried and didn't just blatantly copy everyone else, but worse? Oh wait.
>>720927507>>720928545>Reply chain about whether Nintendo or Sony are "Apple of gaming">Gets BTFO>AIEEEEEE DON'T TALK ABOUT POOR SONY WHY ARE YOU DEFLECTING TO MY PRECIOUS SONY SHUT UPRetard.
>>720898796Weird they announced Splatoon Raiders on their mobile app with that in mind. That's obviously not coming out any time soon.
>>720928892They announced 4 new exclusives. 10 exclusives in the first 12 months is a pretty good result, I'd say.>I got 30 dollar DLC, game isn't out yet, but spend 100 dollars plus more for season pass content.Funny how no one is talking about the new $70 Digimon game with $50 season pass...
>>720895897all the games are ports ,it's insane. this is a child console. ipad kid territory.
>>720919758Plenty of the games interest me because i'm not a seething faggot that only likes big epic single player gamesBought a Switch 2 a while back, it's pretty goodAlready pre-ordered Disgaea 7 since i skipped 6 and 7 during their initial releasesP3 reload is just basic bitch RPG again with no DLC but the Persona aesthetics+OST are always fun so might get it on saleDragon quest 7 made me rock hard, Starforce collection is finally coming out and Virtua Fighter 5 looks better than the newly announced one so that's in the bag as wellRE9 can fuck off but it's a huge get for them regardless, might get 8 because it has the Mercenaries, more confused why 2 and 3 weren't announcedPokopia and Air Riders are definite buys, plus the Galaxy double packHyrule warriors doesn't excite me because i didn’t like the last one (loved the first one tho) and the Fire emblem looked good in everything but the lord's design, if they let me change a few things about him the game is a buyAlso excited for other smaller gamesOverall, the direct was a solid 7/10, no big blowout surpirse but leaves me satisfied with plenty of games to get for it
>>720895724100$ + monthly tip for their biggest failure.
>>720920797Fuck yeah i amWhile not as open as Odyssey or 64 i steel think both Galaxies are the finest Mario Games ever made, now we get to do away with waggle and can play them traditionally
>>720929204Absolute cultist. You need to be killed.
>>720929661>100$Sopa de macaco uma delicia
>>720920797lolLmao evenShouldn’t your standards be getting higher like Nintendos prices?
>>720930075>With his lies exposed he can't argue back>Throws and hominem and death threatsClassic
>>720929401Doesn't count because it goes against the narrativeTo be fair, Bamco is sending that game to die, they always do with Digimon, hope it gets pirted to Switch 2 with DLC bundled a la Next 0rder or cyber sluts collectionPokemon is doing thta because GF are absolute fucking cunts and know that pokefags will buy, i feel if this hadn't been for the switch 2 pushing it, it would have been a bit of a wake up callAlas, it'll sell well, but at least it looks like console spinoffs aren't fully dead yetHere's to Pokken 2
>>720907732pokemon have their own direct nowadays, and the fact that mainline 910 had to call them up to get something worthwhile for their direct is tellingwaifu emblem was inevitable, and japs hate the one we got too, not sure why but i'm with them
>>720920116The WiiU era was fucking dreadful>no third party support>a massive drought of first party support separated by months of absolutely nothing>Nintendo only choosing to support 3DS instead of their own home console>the Youtube partners program>Nintendo terminating hundreds of fan projectsAnd people have the gall to say the Iwata/Reggie era was the best one.
>>720909015>The day being far more particular just on the sheer brevity of it to a month makes it more instantly prudent in way more situationsNo its not are you retarded? Saying "June 6th" or "Sept. 3rd" is much more quicker and practical than saying "6th of June" or "The 3rd of September" especially for a country who in ww2 had to get telegrams and messages across the ocean in a quick pass explaining the most amount of information in the most efficient way possible
Why is Nintendo wringing as much money as possible out of their fans? What do they know, what are they planning? This is overtly greedy.
>>720921404aren't these two like pokemon games, same game two times but with slightly different units?
>>720930652Look at this topic. The fervor at which tendies defend their best friends as they get fucked in the ass. If you cultivated a cult like Nintendo did you’d squeeze them dry too.
>>720930773yeah, sony showed them the way and they followedsad state of the industry, really
>>720899024>not even throwing a bone at those who bought it by giving them a discountThe discount is $30 off if you already have Galaxy 1. You may now move the goalposts with "but I wanted a bigger discount!"
>>720895724>yfw you didn't waste money on Mario Kart sloppa
>>720895724Nintendo can't rely on Wii-U re-releases to pad out the S2's release schedule like they did with the S1.
>>720930969lol they don’t even give you an update for the resolution. Keep defending your friends
>>720931061No, they’re instead charging $20 for performance patches on switch 1 games in an attempt to do exactly what they did with the switch.
>>720930315They had DLC for SwSh and SV, so it's no wonder Z-A also got one. They do it instead of releasing a 3rd version
>>720907773>>too much movie discussion and discussion of the Japan-only museum for Mario's 40th anniversary, it's cool but it's not the video games that people were waiting forNintendo started as a company making playing cards, then toys, then video games. Now they have museums, a theme park and movies. They are so much more than video games and they always have been.
>>720915551>felt like an eternityFor me it was the Galaxy 1 and 2 trailer that felt like an eternity.>here's two minutes of uninterrupted footage from games you already played 20 years ago!
>>720895724Galaxy slop despite it flopping a decade ago
>>720931379Performance patches are free.
are nintendorks really going to buy virtua boy cardboard and pokemon mine craft licensed shovelware lmao
>>720931446It's also funny that the dreaded "movie discussion" was on top of a regular 40 minute Direct full of games. It didn't take away from anything
>>720931520Fuck people who never had the chance to play those 20 years old games, I guess
>>720931597first two games sold like a million on playstationprobably gonna sell more on nintendo with pokemon attached, yes
>>720931535>Galaxy slop despite it flopping
>>720931426Legends games haven't really earned the right to use prpre-launch DLC like that, weird as it may soundThe normal main series can add more maps, and even with the roster cuts, they still had plenty of mons once the updates hit, Legends only had Arceus before this one, and the roster size was pitifully small and weird as fuck, although the idea itself was originalStill, the switch 2 will amke sure that shit doesn't flop so i guess GF can do whatever they want for the foreseeable future since as long as they aren't burning shit down, Nintendo won't stop them
>>720896109>non Americans literally can't make sense about American datesThis is how retarded they are. Remember that.
>>720931826>Dontcha know? Only i matter, fuck greedy nintendoAlternatively>muh emulator muh wii u>>720931869Builders games were based, i'll take a 3rd one with a Pokemon theme and mechanics under the hood, but these niggers have no taste so let them rot>>720931976I feel bad for the macaco, he unironically seethed so hard he legit jumped to a different universes and must be terribly confused an angry whenever you post evidence of his statements being wrongOr he's just a lying retard IDK
>>720930979I haven't wasted money on anything Nintendo in over a decade. PC is a much better platform for games.
>>720907732>PokopiaIt's like ACNH but if all you did was use the landscaper....fun....
>>720931976>underaged retard who wasn't around when the WiiU and 3DS were new>thinking 10 million on a 100 million sold system is good
What's gotten him so mad now?
>>720932949>thinking 10 million on a 100 million sold system is goodOf course it is good, you absolute retarded faggot.
>>720898796Is there a version of this image without all the shovelwhare and 10+ year old ports? Like actually new games worth playing?
>>720933132He's been at it non stop since the Direct
>>720895724They put 3 (THREE) NEW GAMES, so what was the problem?>yoshiNintendo themselves killed this franchise by making it for babies, anyone who likes baby games prefers kirby. So no matter how much they push this franchise it will never take off.>mario tennisI never liked mario sports games but the people who do have all said that they have diminished in quality in the switch, so no excitement for what will be more likely another bad entry>FEI mean, do i even need to explain why this one went wrong? Im sure anyone who thinks for more than 5 seconds can see itTo sumarize, they announced a bunch of new games either zombie franchises, dying franchises and...what they did to FE, and everything else was garbage that didnt matter.
>>720932679>/v/ tastelet didn't play DQ buildersWhat a surprise>>720932949>Actually these games developed for ps2 tier hardware in a non HD machine taht sold over 16 million copies lost Nintendo moneyBusiness school ain't for you, i tell you what>>720933132Far too many games announced, the direct was objectively okay, but the fact Nintendo can keep up the schedule of 1 game a month for a long while makes his innards boil with angerRegardless of graphicfagging and shit, RE9 for Nintendo day and date is terrifying for niggers like him that seethe whenever someone puts games on the Nintendo machineAlso, the switch 2 has only slowed down in so far as people are gearibg for the holidays, his ass must be mush from relaizing that in less than 3 months his entire argument and belief system will get demolished with no realistic way to eke out a response without getting laughed out of the board, even now he's resorted to lying brazenly
>>720934090Britanny scared them off.
Seemed like a direct they would've had in a few months, not when they aired it.
>>720930230The fact that you fags are crying over a forty dollar game says a lot
>>720923781Outsold by Silksong in less than a sixth of the time
>>720895824British people have one joke, and it's disgusting!
Fuck Nintendo.They need a dose or reality to tone that arrogant attitude. They have forgotten the gamecube and Wii U eras.
>>720930979Reminder that F-Zero 99 is free is you have a basic NSO subscription, and personally I’ve gotten more out of that game than I ever will with Babby Kart World
>>720940171>Have the best selling console in the market, soon to be ever>Have the best launch of any game console in the history of humanity, period>Have increased the value of their individual IPs tenfold in less than 20 years>One of the richest companies in Japan, and with no debt nor falling for jewish tricks>Wield enough power purely off the strength of their savvy business decisions they can tell both the credit card niggers AND Amazon to fuck off at will>Only game company no longer subject to the will of westoid journous>Only game dev hiring in droves to further cultivate their strength and increase the security of their future endeavours>All while keeping game sizes around 20 GBs in average You can bet your ass they have forgotten those eras lmao
>>720908836>A "remake" that's actually worse than the og>Unnecessary remake >Sports game but Mario!!1!>Three games that probably run terribly on the switch>One of the good games, and it's a spin-off of Pokemon>Do people even like mh stories?>Bond except not really>Yoshi game on the mario 40th anniversary>See RE 789>Was that in the direct? lol>Oh, so we're just including previous reveals to boost a shitty direct?>Nigger lord >Adult sothis
>>720938190Does your father ever get jealous of how well you suck that Nintendick or does he give you pointers?
>>720895724The only remotely interesting reveal was the new Fire Emblem and even then its hard to get enthusiastic about it because you know for certain Treehouse will brutally butcher the writing compared to the real version AKA the Japanese version again. Rest of the presentation was demake slop. Guess its time to go through the backlog.
>>720938190These niggas broke when there waa no day 1 emulator lolHalf of them lost their only avenue of pretending they just didn't like Ninty shit and it's been sour grapes for 4 months nowEven fucking ACfag has moved on to pure seething sinec he lost the emu angle
>>720940268f-zero 99, more like f-zero 1 (+98 bots)
No Pikmin 3/4 patch.
You'll all buy it anyway.
>>720941968The paid performance patch is part of their strategy for making believe the Switch 2 has a worthwhile library. You'll need to wait until a drought.
upcoming switch 2 only games>Kirby Air Riders>Yoshi's Island Mysterious Book>Pokemon Pokopia>Hyrule Warrior 3>Duskbloods>Mario Tennis Fever>Splatoon Raiders>Fire Emblem Fortune Weave 8 games in the next 6 months aint bad
>>720895724The fire emblem announcement really killed my enthusiasm and I say this as someone who really liked three houses.
>>720910438>most every vocal faggot on the internet hates Fire Emblem for whatever reason is trendy at the momentDon't forget the biggest reason of all, taking up 8 slots in Smash that could've gone to a generic scrimblo bimblo they totally love.>>720920116I remember the intense seethe with Federation Force and the Bait & Switch with amiibo Festival. Can you imagine if that scrapped Harmony was shown off? It would've been nuclear!
>>720920116Lmao oh man, I remember when Nintendo split one Fire Emblem game into 2, along with paid DLC because they're greedy fucking jews. Can't believe how much worse they became. You almost can't help but be smug as tendies were forced to slide along with Nintendo to carry their water free of charge.
>>720942224Make that six since raiders and the other hyrule warriors game is on the older switch. Still better than what anyone here thinks.
>>720897368i understand that twitter users don't have good taste to begin with, but fixed for accuracy
>>720899000Trips trvke
>>720923269Even as a hardcore Tendie, Nintendo is fucking retarded if their recent +$10 means I'll spending 60 Burgers on shit like Warioware.
>>720942971>since raiders and the other hyrule warriors game is on the older switchwhat? no they aren't
>>720934090Enjoy your dollhouse game bro
>>720943006how many times do you retards need to be told it isnt open world
>>720898919>obese and elderlyYep, that's nintendo's audience now
>>720895724They didn't announce patches for all their Nintendo published games for Switch 2. Plenty of games tho. Satisfied with the new games, excited for Prime 4, Fire Emblem, and Galaxy 1 & 2 port, which I will buy the physical copy of for collector/reseller purposes seeing how the last two Mario boxes like this shot up to 2-300 in price right away. Highly annoyed I can't play Astral Chain, Bayonetta 3, Fire Emblem (both) with 1080p 60fps handheld mode. Would take them like 10 seconds of work to push out a half-assed Switch 1 docked performance mode spoof for Switch 2 handheld mode. No excuses Jewtendo.
>>720920116Not exactly my favorite lineup of games, but Xenoblade X alone is better than any of the shit from this recent direct
>>720917295Hope it isn't as easy as it looks... because if has at least semi-challenging platforming/puzzles I'm down. Looks sexy, but does look like it is for the Kirby audience (children) only.
>>720942109Some will yeah, but the reason why a lot of people were disappointed with this direct was that it failured to convince them that switch 2 is a worthwhile purchase
>>720895724The games are weak, this is literally WIi U 2.
disney of video games
>>720895724The biggest problem Nintendo has is themselves with how UNCLEAR they are being about Switch 1 games and the "new Switch 2" versions. Great example: Super Mario Wonder. I realize they're releasing a new SKU with the silly DLC I'm not interested in but if I own the original Wonder will I get an "Upgrade" patch for it like the other first party games with similar "Switch 2" versions? If I'm having a hard time following I know for a fact little Timmy's mom is most certainly not. Mainly concerned because the Switch 1 boxart for everything cross-gen is significantly better looking so I want that on my shelf not the hideous Switch 2 box, plus it will be much cheaper (I got Zelda Tears for 35 new and the upgrade patch for free since I got 2 years of family premium online with the costco bundle I bought at launch). What about Metroid Prime 4 Beyond? They still haven't clarified and the 2 boxart looks HIDEOUS. I want the regular switch box and I'd pay the difference (ideally patch included with premium) to get the switch 2 upgrade DLC. Same for all the other cross-gen shit. It should be WAY easier to tell. Even on their own eShop it isn't explicit about performance on Switch 2 for everything. Some stuff that does run at 1080p handheld on 2 isn't specified ANYWHERE on their eShop.It is like they want this to go down like the Wii U intentionally. I don't get it.
>>720941968They're probably making an extra level for Pikmin 4 to justify a patch. This time you'll explore the second floor of the house.
>>720944809>I'm not interested in but if I own the original Wonder will I get an "Upgrade" patch for it like the other first party games with similar "Switch 2" versions?You have to buy the upgrade on the eShop if you have the Switch 1 version, prices for first party NS2E upgrades have been $10-20, depending on the game. I don't know how much it is for the Mario Wonder one specifically, probably $20 since they're slapping a DLC on it like with Kirby.
no mario
>>720945521I won't believe it until they clarify, even if it is likely. So far Switch 2 versions haven't included more than graphical enhancements. Metroid Prime 4 and Wonder are great examples because they include new content and different input methods. I could see them easily saying "you just gotta buy the Switch 2 version, the games are very different, no patch."And still the issue isn't informing me, it is informing the 10 million Switch 2 owners who don't read media, go searching for information, etc. They need something extremely clear on the eShop, in ads, etc. There is nothing. I don't have a problem looking it up but 99% of consooooooooomers do. Make it so mommy has to deal with a screaming kid all week and sales are going to plummet just like the Wii U. "Oh I thought it was just a controller, what do you mean this game won't work in the Wii, I want a refund."
>>720895724Lack of games. Seriously, YOSHI? Yoshi, the storybook themed hyper baby game? We're getting Yoshi before a proper Mario. WTF are they doing over there?The virtual boy thing is literal hard evidence that they are just fucking with their own fans at this point, and testing to see how far they can go. They must have been very shocked that they got away with the $500 console to pull out this $100 piece of empty plastic with 14 games that everyone hated thirty years ago.
>>720945921I get what you're saying, but a switch 1 game will still work on the switch 2 (99.9% of the time), so nintendo likely don't carem about the confusing messaging about S2E releases.
>>720943291sorry, literal empty sandbox gameplay
>>720926564>>They ruined the goodwill with BananzaIt didn't have much to begin with, judging by the fact that it got a demo AFTER being out for months. The dumbfucks really gambled away having a new 3D Mario in the first year of the system for a DK soft reboot, a franchise they did an exceptionally horrible job of acknowledging and fostering for the entire last generation. Also the confusing outward presentation of being a clean slate for DK, only for the actual game to integrate Rareware content far more than the series had been doing for almost 20 yearsThe Switch's success didn't make Nintendo stupid. Having no competition this generation did.
