THE KING'S GAY
>Where is Dino Time?
>>720921680Gone.
There's a no-views YTP where right near the start Squadallah guy goes "Squadallah, we're FUCKED" and I can't find it for the life of me
>>720920017>Your father is a terrible buttfaggot
HOAH SHIP
>>720920017FUCK YOU I'M NOT GAY, I JUST LIKE GAY SEX
GIRLS FUCKING GIRLSBOYS FUCKING BOYSAND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? WE'RE ALL GONNA LIKE IT
>>720920017Swish was always the best poopmaster on youtube.
Anyone can suck penisBut nobody can pee sucknis
>>720921680
>>720920017For those who haven't seen it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZL6YHLwn9M
1-800-DODONGOS
>>720922830But since that is not the case get that PINGAS off my face
>>7209255351-800-NO-DRKES
After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then after you scrub all the floors in Gamelon, then after you...
PINGAS
THIS IS IT LUIGI>slide whistle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WNBCu3eW9s
>>720928218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq3Ub3txzIA
>>720928353Is this the best sentence mixing in the world or used something similar to what people have used for TF2 videos? A16 or something like that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrP2hzVabmM&list=RDwrP2hzVabmM&start_radio=1
>>720928938That's definitely real sentence mixing, I can make out what most of the syllables come from. It's just manipulated more than usual, a bit more stretching and pitch shifting and stuff
>>720920017I'm the king from Zelda CDI, I don't know why I'm here exactly ... I have nothing to do with Street Fighter?!
>>720928218IT'S HARD
When you PINCH pinch PINCH pinch PINCH pinch PINCH pinch...
>>720920017VEGAS 8KEYGEN
>>720929919THIS.IS.EPIC.
https://youtu.be/9WNBCu3eW9s?si=FNqZJ_x1uQBLo-Wl
>>720929919>>720930202KING? WHAT HAPP- OH!
>>720920017I hate how I can't find old YTPs. People are so fucking dumb reporting them and shit.
New poop this week.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOudIoCjiC4
>>720920017>>720921680Why are you guys literally unable to mention any other poop asides from the same two or three, you guys are so boring
>>720931124His new style just doesn't do it for meIt feels too produced, it doesn't really feel like YTP anymore
>>720920017>Here's the rapist your majesty!
>>720931410>poop isn't supposed to be high qualityFair enough. It is called poop for a reason.
>>720930339how much autism do you actually need to not only animate all this but also do all the audio splicing, and all that for a shitpost
>>720932251It's more the style of edits than the "quality" of it I guessWhen everything is this hyper edited parody style content, it kind of feels like it's saying "I've evolved past playing shit backwards so it sounds funny" which to me is still the purest form of YTP and the presence of that kind of stuff among the more stylzed edits is what makes fesh pince so memorable for instance
>>720932392Well put anon. I'll definitely agree on what you said.I still enjoy it, but it definitely uses a lot more tools to generate the outcome instead of the more enforced limited toolset which bred it's own sort of absurdist creativity.
>>720931124You're not FUNNY anymore. FUCK you, Krobo. I have SEX with your GORGEOUS wife. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaha.
>>720924381HERE'S A FUZZY FORK*bass sting*
>>720929734runkachunk won
>>720932352Yeah, about that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTh5J0HsIAg
>You are grounded, For till cock.How do you respond without sounding mad?
MR KRABS GETS TO EAT OUT HIS DAUGHTER
>>720934717it took me 1 year to compile a two hour porn compilation, which I did on the side after work............................................ what in gods name drives someone to do worthless shit like this?
>>720935062I WISH I COULD SUCK MR KRABS' COCK! Just to know what it's like...
>>720934717AI could never
It turns out that my daughter, Kelly, fracks the helicopter pilot.
>>720935093>guy who makes porn compilations can't fathom why someone would do thispicrelAnyway the reason the creator gave was>It is purely meant to see how to stretch the limits of a video game character with two lines in an obscure 1993 game.
>>720934659t. scoot
>>720935436>Zelda Faces of Evil>ObscureIt's been one of the longest standing meme games since the early days of the internet, not to mention is infamous for being one of the worst entries in the mega hit Legend of Zelda series.
>>720935971As a video game, it's obscure as hellMost zelda fans don't even know it exists
Post yfw your ytp gets you sued
>>720935062The only steak I ever made was DELICIOUS
>>720930339>>720934717Alive Internet Theory.
>>720936424Did you know you niggers are the bad guys in America?
FUCK PHILIP BANKS
>>720936642In a world of bots only shitpost are human.
>>720936424>Suicide in the morning>And suicide at night>If you want to keep Dr. Rabbit away>You've got to kill yourself at least>TWICE A DAY!!
>>720930339Kino
>>720937047This and Thy Kingdom Come were comedy gold.>Next stop: The middle east!>Average Command & Conquer: Generals Match>Hello there! I am Dr. Rabbit! I am your new Allah, you will worship me from now on!
>>720922046His name is Gwonam. Fake fan.
>>720922046There was a Half-Life YTP called "Freechman Pontifux" or something that got deleted off YouTube years ago and no one reuploaded it as far as I can tell.
>>720934778FOR TILL COCK?!
SONIC CRAPPED IN THE FORCEFIELD
>>720931280TAKE HER BACK TO THE TOWER AND FUCK HER IN THE VAGINA
>>720936657Really?
BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A MALE CHASTITY DEVICE
>>720931280Would you make me a sandwich?
>>720938023>How can I help you, King DeDeDeDeDeDeDeDeDe?I need a monstah to clobba ME!>That's what we do best at N.M.N.M.N.M.DeDe.M.E.!
>>720938778Didn't mean to make that a reply, whoops.
>>720928353holy cinema
https://youtu.be/wSrgcC0EStI
It is written:
THE BEAST IS A FURRY.HE'LL MOUNT YOUR CHILDREN AND YIFF THEM IN THE ASS. https://youtu.be/vfJ5bVgLQCY?si=iJP2-GTb9-AA-Mq2&t=77
>>720939494what do you want us to do with these babes /v/?
>>720939530AND RIGHT NOW I'M EVOLVING A KAKUNA
>>720938756NOUGH
Let's plot a course.Intercourse.
>>720936424Can I get an explanation? I didn't start following YTPs until after this happened.
https://youtu.be/v6ze9uipzBg?si=IcxL0ez1X8txTBz7Restored in HD for your viewing pleasure
>>720936826Philip BANKS wants to empty the BANKS fill our streets with BANKS and run a BANK making operation out of his BANKS.
>>720939494What?
https://vocaroo.com/147RQOfzw6FCA sentence mixed version of this would be even funnier.
Uncle Phil you gotta kick that man's BUTT (butt...butt...butt....)
ANYONE CAN ROAST BEEF
>>720940514THERES A POSSIBILITY THAT MY DADDY COULD BECOME MY FATHER
>>720940514Anyone can suck penis…But NOBODY can pee suckness.
>>720940514What's this one? Most of the YTPs I watched her CDi and cartoons
>>720940760You can, actually. They're called kidney stones.
>>720940514NO JOKES BUCKET THIS IS SERIOUS JIZZ
>>720940821*were
>>720940514ANYONE CAN SCREW YOUR WIFEBUT NO ONE CAN SEE YOUR P P
What was his problem?
>>720940514Breaker breaker this is the doorman looking for some semen
>>720940043but dad aren't some of those banks?
>I'll show it to the wife, she will be pleased
DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOWWATCH THE WINDOW GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOWWHAT IT MEANT TO ME WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A WINDOW
Uh, Bill, I wanna have dinner tonight...JUST THE FAMILY.
>Newtons first law implies sega does what nintendont>This can mean only one of two things, either im gay or everybody else is REALLY gay
>>720939850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3haLKkffD4
A recent study revealed that in the top 50 universities in our country, 61% of the professors still play Sega Genesis
>>720939862The guy who made the YTP "Dr. Rabbit is Racist!" got sued by Colgate for defaming their character, but the mad lad took them to court and won.
>>720942512>WalrusGuy is STILL uploading YTPs every once in a whileTruly a fuckin legend
>>720940821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4brzZOTwHuw
>>720942896>ANYONE CAN ROAST BEEF>BUT NOBODY CAN PEEThis is the hardest I've laughed at a YTP in a hot minute, tsym anon
>>720943304here's a fuzzy fork
>>720943385PORK HAMMER
We'll feed your TOUCANS THREE CANS of PECANS
>Remind to pinch wendy's PE-NIS
There was a KotH poop with the renaissance fair episode where the king introduces himself as Tirion Fordring and I swear it was done by Durhamrockerz but I can't find it anywhere.
>>720943850I'm glad Billy Mays III loves the Billy Mays YTPs. Whatever you think of them, they're an indisputable part of his legacy. And he was so good at selling shit that they still run his ads. Albeit only on Over the Air TV.
>>720943850IF YOU'RE DRUNK ENOUGH TO DRIVE, YOU'RE DRUNK ENOUGH TO JACK IT
best thread on /v/ right now
>>720936424>"No no no no! you're a NEEEgro"What was his problem?
>>720943850Cock. Dick. Cock. Suck. Rape. Bitch. Faggot. Crap.
>>720943850I'M GONNA RAKE YOUR ASSHOLE AND BAKE YOUR BALLS FOR MAKING ME COME INTO THE OFFICE ON A FRIDAY
>>720927807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e939d82dzSE
Darlene I'm sarlene I yelled at you
>>720941465I WAS LISTENIN'
>>720932352Because someone fucking has to.
>The only full bible reading in history is done by fucking Morshu from Zelda CD-I.
I'd like to order the buy one and get 47 million free soft tacos, the buy 47 million get one free crunchy tacos, 80 THOUSAND bean burritos, 88.7 million crunchwrap supremes, the CHEESY TURKEY bowl, 8 million cinnamon twists, and 47 million more crunch tacos. Let me wash that down with some coca cola, ok DIET coke. GOTTA WATCH WEIGHT!
>>720937671I remember a YTP just called 'ytp chowder banned from the stand' that disappeared forever ago.It was mostly just cdi clips and chocolate rain, but there was a bit where a clip of the characters running in a circle looped, and then a toilet flush sound played like they were circling the bowl. It was a good joke and I've never seen it done in another YTP.
>>720920017fuck you
>>720944662Bitch, take off the dress.
>>720934717holy fuck
>>720922046There's a YTP with Sonic going "OOOOOOHHHHHH heck" that I quote all the time but can't find it for the life of me
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
FUCK YOU AND FUCK SPAGHÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeÊeti
>>720945815Have you checked Deepercut's channel? I think he did some old sonic 3D sonic shit
I WAS FURIOUS BEFORE BUT NOW I'M TAILSLET'S SHIT
>>720920017HEY
I like the one where Link is at the window and says "king is me. your boi"
Excuse me, Kitten, at the moment I'm very busy. Look at the time, it's 9:30!Yes it is! It's daylight savings! Now you have to go, squadal-off!
THEN YOU CAN...THEN YOU CAN.........Help.
if i had captured your two-tailed friend I'd be [FUCK]ing him right now
Clouds?
Zelda, take me to Ratatoing!
>>720946386O P E N T H E D O O R
>>720943850BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A MALE CHASTITY DEVICE IT'S CALLED YOURFACE
"JELLO" - Long John Baldry
>>720922046>>720937671I understand. There was a YTP called "Cell phone with unpronouncable name eats the eldery" and it was a cut up of an old Jitterbug ad. Got deleted and I haven't seen it anywhere in decades. Kinda amazing I remember as much of it as I do.
>>720945161>You don't know who I am but I know who you are.>Wat?>Hank, can I borrow some gas?>Damn it, Dale!
>>720934493Will it blennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
OH OH AAAH AAAAAHOH OH AAAAH AAAAAAAAAHMEGA MAN X
I have bad news, everyone.____I'm Steven.
You're going to stay here and fuck Mama!
>>720947317FUCK STEVEN UNIVERSE!
>>720947263GET HIM OUTTA HERENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>720942316Gimme a handjob skooks!
>>720947486lucky for you I'm a dog lover...
It is written: "Only Link can eat cum".
>>720947263MEGA MANFUCKING MEGA MAAAAN
>>720946565not YTP
>>720939494I'm going to live forever
>>720931410I dunno, I'm not even a minute in and the jokes are all already great
>>720939591LOCK UP THE THROTTLE!!
>>720948686I didn't say it was bad
>>720934717>>720945504We're through the looking glass, peoplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr2mKPljiAo
>>720939494move your ROPE
>>720943850HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH BLACK TOILET PAPERSTOP WIPING YOUR SHIT LIKE A RACIST AND BRING DIVERSITY TO YOUR ASS
>>720922046I think a lot of them got deleted when their creators grew to cringe at their creations
ONCE THE AIRPORT IS MINEONCE THE AIRPORT IS MINEONCE THE AIRPORT IS MINE
>>720949402HELLO TYRANOSAURUS ALLEN!
>>720947263WENEEDSTRENGTHWE NEED ENERGYWE NEED STRENERGY
>>720938738IT'S CALLED YOUR FACE
It sparked my imagination, and it gave me a rash.
>>720949675What'cha doin', Mister Vol-Can't-Say-No?
>>720929919>>720930202>>720930798
>>720942896THIS IS SERIOUS JIZZ
Imagine you push a beach ball underwater. What happens?It pops right back out.Imagine you push a baby underwater. What happens?The baby FUCKING dies.
NO ONE SAYS GASTON TO GASTON
>>720950064https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J__Via2Xiqw
>>720949037The work is complete.
>Describe a Video Game, Console, Franchise, or Developer or a mix with a YTP quote
>but Marty Change, now my penis is filled with peanut butter!
>>720950209Goddamn I miss the PragerU YTPs. Here's one that I remember being in hysterics over when it came out, not sure if it holds up nowadays though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOzLH_g1nKE
>>720939494Written is it?
>>720950358Get ready to catch herpes!
You think that's wrong nigga? we're just enjoying the flavors of a fallen friend.
>>720950358>So all you have to do is make a dick and lick it?
>>720950358>I figured out. What you had to do was lie down on the ground, stuck on your side, mouth open, eyes staring, breathing very very quietly, so everyone would think you were dead.
>>720950556My sides legitimately hurt.
>>720945056>most of TRMario's shit is lost to the abyss thanks to a combination of "I grew up and became ashamed of my old stuff" faggotry and Youtube's algorithms nuking his OG channel due to his Mario Galaxy song uploadsI fucking miss that Chowder YTPMV, man. I still hear it vividly in my mind to this day, that's how infectious it was.
>>720950685>>720950670>>720950579Fantastic.
>>720950749Dude I'm watching it again right now and MY FUCKING FACE IS AS RED AS A TOMATOTHIS POOP IS STILL ABSOLUTE GOLD
>>720939494Great! I'll grab-your-HEAD!
>>720950358>I have seventeen tits
>>720950358To get online you need to type in our parents address and credit card information.
>>720950358Aren't you a little bit old to be playing video games?
>>720950556>when you suck my dick and you find that i'm not cumming, kick my balls until i fucking die
>>720950358>Once upon a time, Gaston lived in his mother's basement and was turned on by anime women, with his computer and tv as his only window to the outside world
>>720938123I know, I kinda like it...
>>720951468>i'm going to inflate islamic terrorists and stanley kubrick with a bicycle pump to live out my inflation fetishThe whole YTP is hilarious but THIS bit fucking murders me every goddamned time
>>720950358>If I had to do it all over again, and had to take bids all over again, I would still do it all over again. I'd do it all over again, I'd do it fifteen times over again.
SUNDAYSUNDAYS U N D A Yand saturday
>>720950358>This is SHIT Luigi...
>>720950358>It's been one of those days.
>>720950358>There's the traitor your majesty!
https://x.com/JimmyDPooper/status/1968023550121611764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgyUvdsqi_I
>>720950556>4. Beware of women. The 20th Century was the bloodiest and cruelest century on record. Why? Not because so many more people were bad, but because so many people believed in emancipating women.I can't fucking breathe.
Somehow this got an automatic english dub by Youtube's AI:https://youtu.be/40Hn1hgZlC0?si=QIqPGx53RLLXhqSJ
>It's virtually free, but only free virtually.>You know what I'm talking about.
>>720950358Hi Billy Mays here with NOTHING
I will fuck the treeFuck the treeFuck the tree
NOMOREDOOR JOKES
<CONDOM BOOTS>
>>720953858WoW
>>720953369That's right, you get nothing, and you're gonna love it!And if you're not completely satisfied, I'll SHIT into your mouth!
SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLEWHEN SHE NEEDS TO PEE
HE'S THE LEADER OF THE KAY-KAY-KAY
>>720950358When I was a baby, I was scared of babies
Anyone remember that guy that makes YTP's in spanish? He does a lot of AOSTH and Simpsons. I think it starts with a P.
>>720955649Is it this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DovdV68Vppg
>>720956257Yep, that's him alright. I knew right from the thumbnail of the video, despite not being exclusive to him.
>>720950358LOOK AT THE HEAD. LOOK AT THE HEAD. LOOK AT THE HEAD
>>720921680I'm glad WalrusGuy returned, even if he hasn't done a project quite as long-form as Dino Time since. I wish Krobo would get off his ass though.
For me it's CommanderGwonamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiP69cby5Echttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjoeHKTFLlwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA7Eae88EJw
>>720957745For me it's captpan6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33KjGSbSpMYHe came back during covid but he died again this May
>>720949354Jewtube also culls old videos automatically.
I wish I could find that Norm Augustinus poop called LEET 16 by TheSadMushroom. I've been looking for it for over a decade. Sucks I remember everything from the name to who made it, but it's completely gone from the internet.
Well, we all love a good PINGAS joke...
>>720938450Yes!
Insultin' a man's DINNER be worse than insultin' a man's SPAGHETTI.
There was this one YTP of Gwonam snapping and saying fuck you to everyone in Hyrule and YTP lore and I can't find it.FUCK YOU, LINK! AND FUCK YOU, GANON! AND FUCK YOU, ZELDA!
>>720939494SAUAS
>>720958340It actually doesn't. Google mostly targets old, inactive accounts (abandoned for +2 years), but accounts with videos are exempt from that list.So, videos disappearing are mostly a one of>uploader takes the video down>some IP rights holder gets trigger happy and starts filing takedown notices, manually or automatically via youtube's services>video gets reported for a reason or another and gets taken down because of that, most commonly something like calling a YTP racistSo and so forth. I can find videos from circa 2006, but finding some of them can get harder and harder, because YouTube's search algorithm more or less expects exact titles nowdays.
I WAS LISTENIN'
Using AI to generate voice overs is pretty soulless compared to good ol' sentence mixing, but I find this one to be a gemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECDJvpnR5Z4
To this day my friend still can't find the Drake and Josh ytp that has a mini ytpmv of SMRPG Forest Maze. I wonder if it even exists.
>>720941053He's just jamming, he didn't choose to always have a badass arab BGM playing whenever he's around.
>>720957612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOudIoCjiC4
>>720960764SIR
>>720957745I got laughed at in high school because someone overheard my talking to my friend about that first one.>The best FREERF
Should I make a YTP? It's been a while.... 15 years....Will AoStH suffice? 7 chooses the episode
>>720961456I mean, Krobo put out one five days ago >>720960831
>>720961456Isn't rolling banned on /v/? or was it baiting for rollposts?
>>720920017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZL6YHLwn9MWhy is it still the best poop of all time? Why hasn't anyone topped it in 15 years?
>>720939494fuck
>>720922046There was one where the King starts singing the bridge from Hide and Seek, by Imogen Heap ("Mmm what you say, mmm that you only meant well...") but I haven't seen it in probably a decade and was never able to find it after the first time.
IN MY CAR THE JEWS ARE ILLEGALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u4L5LMxbdg
>>720961456Everyone should make a youtube poop. I wish I was funnier because I love editing videos.
THESE ARE THE FACES OF PRISONEACH MUST CONQUER YOUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuc4Zjs9N8g
CHECK THIS OUT!MMM MMMMN
>>720950358ENOUGH IS ENOUGHI HAVE HAAAAAAAAAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKIN sith lord
>>720920017DOUBLE PENETRATION HOLE PUNCHGET READY HERE I CUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eWsSr5Oz30
>>720924381>>720934493
>>720943850
>>720963346Enjoy your present! Bitch.I... AM GAY.... COCKS UPON YOU
>>720922046My low view white whale is a will it blend ytp where he blends a tire and ends the video with "on the track I can go 90 miles per hour, but that's still not as fast as Sonic"
TWERK, SONIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XkDIic84Ec
>>7209255351-800-FUCK-NO!
>>720943304Please link it. I haven't seen it in forever and forgot who made it.
>>720964725So many quibbyjibbys
>>720964818https://youtu.be/5k_jxbBHrYY
>>720964950Thanks anon. Totally forgot it was one of Krobo's
>>720950358>Poop. A simple word. A simple turd
SQUADA FUCKIN LAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm2J7pPcYskbest cdi ytp?
>>720965856A modern classic at the very least
>>720965856I like What Is Spaghetti just because of how shit it is. You can't stop watching it.
>>720922830Stop calling sodomy sex
>>720922509stop calling sodomy sex
This ostrich is my GIGANTIC COCK
>>720960764>>720961054LAA LAA LA LAA LAAAAAA
Rule number 1: SIDDOWN!!!
>>720959553You could check out "Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh" for a similar sequence.
>>720961456I made one too. I had a whole line up of topics I wanted to do, but just never got around to it.
>>720964645That's the end of the iCarly poop people were quoting earlier. Someone posted a link
>>720964645>>720968420looks like I'm blind, it's right here >>720964950
>>720946386>>720946709Smokin' wiid!
>>720968596Your majesty stop it right now!
Imagine owning your very own--NIGGER.
>>720968928Yes, Shaggy… we’ll all have a snack…
WOULD YOU FUCK THEM, IN A BOX?WOULD YOU FUCK THE FOX?
>>720939494you must eat SWORDS for DINNER
>>720969272No…Yes
>>720939494LOOK WHAT I GOT ON EBAYIT'S AN X-WING
>>720969272HE DOESN'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND EGGS!
>>720969272which one is this
>>720927271How did such an early YTP have such smooth god tier sentence mixing?
>>720934717Holy
>>720970389watch a video enough times backwards and forwards, you can pluck out words easily enough. And for words that can't be directly replicated, after enough repetition you'll begin to hear sounds and syllables that can be edited together.
>>720934717>0:00 / 3:11:06:42
Comcast cares day is my favorite day of the year
WE MUST GO TO PRISON
>>720934717Jesus Christ almighty
Wii U-U-U-U stole JONTROOOOOONNNNNN
>>720930339Well hot diggidy damn
>>720920017>AHA HERE'S THE PROBLEM! TOO MANY PENISES!
AUTHENTIC CORN ON THE COCKhttps://youtu.be/RiP69cby5Ec?si=OerEtvu1Jqata1z0
>>720939494damn
>>720975609 Damn indeed, brother. That edit hit harder than a brick in a washing machine. Who even made this sorcery?
HOOOOOOOO NO BODY NO CRIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60w4OcssY3I
>>720939494HOOH SHIT
>>720922046>Have a crystal clear memory of someone doing a take on the Hyrule Dating Videos by Swishfilms Inc but it's Pokemon instead>Watched it and its sequel where Solid Snake would 'watch' the video than comment on them with my friend that its literally burned into my memory>We never saved it>Can't find it anywhereShit fucking sucks.There was this great part in the sequel where Arceus is asking the viewer to revitalize his jewels and Snake's like>What's that purple stuff coming out of his cock?!Then the Colonel's like>That.. is his semen
>>720920017WATCH THE WINDOW GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
>>720974830You know what they say! All penises COME ON LUIGI
>>720976197I REMEMBER BLACK GUYS
>>720934717Sorry for being That Guy, but although this is an impressive production, it's not exactly a mind-boggling one: https://github.com/n0spaces/MorshuTalk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aptKlOBgdI
I wish... I was a fish.
GODDAMN DIARRHEA I JUST GOT TO KEEP SHITTING
>>720931124>that's the price I have to pay for stopping nine eleeeeveeen
>>720942596>>720942512that was a story he made up btw
>>720977378I'm a fukken fish!
I'm trying to remember the name of a ypt that had bill cobsy in Ghost Dad, screaming back and forth with a cab driver for like 2 minutes straight. I used to know it by heart, but now I can't remember it at all. please help!
>>720920017>those brainless bitches are headed for the twin towers!
Okay, you know what, elephant in the room. *clap*I WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A CLOWN AND HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN AND KILL THEM.
>game has unskippable cutscenesI ain't got time for no lecture.
>>720977949Personally, I prefer ytp escorthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykz0GAN80gk
>>720978024Funny that, I'm not even talking about the pedofiles, that's an excerpt from thesmalldude's Quagmire's Dad Is Gay.
Aw shit, here we go againAw shit, shit shit shit
>>720977725They found the bones of a prehistoric NIGGER.
>>720947263WE ARE GONNA PEEEEELEGALLY
>>720977760Nevermind, I just rememberedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVJ4DUMR6wM
BUT WHERE'S THE CAVEMAN !?
the baby fucking dies
This is the only relatively good thread on /v/ right now.
PS3YOU WANT IT?https://youtu.be/YY9BDU9FDOg?feature=shared
>>720920017Swish is still the GOAT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZL6YHLwn9M
>>720920017I'm the king of hyrule! I'm having gay sex with Duke Okled!
What are some YTPs that capture the original shitpost quality of 2007's? I can remember this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp_hTbGDHkY
It's just sad how so many ytps have been lost to time.
>>720936424> the lawyers had to watch them all before the take down lmao
>>720934717This is literally just a text to speech program, it's one step above AI.
>>720931280>whenever men are having fun, I must enter and demoralizemiserable existence t b hmindbroken by the D
YouTube tennis poop gta catpan6 vs deepercutt https://youtu.be/MofWWvBBOSg?si=Mf6yxIjFGgHc6qdX
>>720942512What drives companies to do this? There is no way they were losing any money over someone making shitposts of a shitty cartoon nobody remembers.It has to be nothing more than pettiness.
>>720924427what did you say
>>720979148https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mobF5kppHWE
This is literally me
>>720941053>>720960682Wait, was that guitar riff thing the default for whatever he appeared in? I remember it was popular for a short while but Imaperson left the biggest impression for me.
You called the cops?You sucked their cocks?>yesWOOOOW
>>720977378>Bran flakes sir?
Is YTP a highest form of kino? It's meta humor. It takes references from other variations of media. The humor comes from the absurd norms of every day life. The cut aways of dialogues are better than any post-modernistic novels. It's simplistic, vain; yet can be analyzed as deep as Hemingway's dialogues.YTP also is not fun any of normies who lack any sense of thinking outside of their thought pattern. Low IQ brainlets just find the flashly and fast cutaways funny in a superficial level.
>>720922046Not the same one you’re thinking of, but he 100% says that exact line in the “Over 9000 Toasters” series by FriendlyWarlord.
>>720935062How was this called? I can't remember.
>>720939494That’s mama Luigi to you
>>720977806>Great job! Fantastic job! Inside job!
>>720944064it was done by OrpheusFTW but he either took it down himself over a decade ago or YT ended up taking it down at some pointit's one of my favorites that I still quote regularlyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPw1lpZHn-YI've always wondered what the source was of the audio of the guy roleplaying as Tirion Fordring because I've looked for years in vain
EAT A BANANA DUMBASS
>>720980181The Sex Joke Event Horizonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuCNHb-b8jw
>>720977987>Game has an option for romance with different variations of female species other than Human
>>720922046For me, it's this old YTP. Don't remember the exact context, it was probably a bunch of random clips, but one of them was King Harkinian singing "God Damn it." Can't remember the name of the poop, or the song, but part of me wants to see it again, even if it's absolutely terrible.
>>720977987>RPG has potions for resistance, improving stats or skills>All the guides:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3AkRz4SWcs
>>720980372Danke Doktor.>Child Molester BadgeEvery time.
>>720950104there's a possibility that my DADDY could become MY FATHER
>>720962270>Hi, it's Billy.>Well hey, I got your number. I'm calling just to say FUCK YOUExquisite
>>720928357I'm crying
>>720962270>YTP sentence mixes the word "NIGGER" ahh it's the simple things in life really
>Well I wouldn't have chosen Serperior.
>>720920017you're gayyay
Homer, you are purple
THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH
The damage these videos have done cannot be understated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S77rig4Whothis is the most criminally overlooked and underdiscussed youtube poop in history. the way it builds and weaves multiple themes in and out of each other at the same time is only comparable to baroque fugue. it's also really funny.
>>720981487inb4>This video is unavailable.
BOGGLE?
ALERTALERTBIRDS
>>720982884Better put some LOSER on that.
>>720982884>We got any cereal left?>I b e l i e v e w e d o
>>720983123Don't ever fucking reply to me again.
>>720950358AND YOU FIND GEOFF(REY)AND YOU FIND GEOFF(REY)AND YOU FIND GEOFF(REY)AND YOU FIND GEOFF(REY)AND YOU FIND GEOFF(REY)
>>720983379I do not apologise and it will happen again.
>>720931410That's ALL new YTPs, you have no choice.
>>720922046There's this YTP where Morshu suddenly does his face with his mouth wide open, but instead of saying BOMBS he lets out a loud quick burp. Shit killed me, I can't find it
>>720920017
>>720948686>great job>fantastic job>inside job
>>720982203BoggleSuSDalassaladKOTH ytps are a literal brain virus, i spread it to multiple people
The D pad controls the buttonsThe buttons control your movement And JESUS controls the SCHOOL BUSand the STOCK MARKET controls povertyAnd Sega controls the ENTIRE GAMING INDUSTRY
>>720983379You're not me you double nigger
>>720983936I am actually. You're having a severe schizophrenic episode.
>>720983936if you were me, what would you do?
>>720984040shit piss and cum
>>720984040Uh, build a Pizza Hut in the garage?
Anything with Billy Mayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Rl92sfe3Q
>>720940086sauce me up on pic artist mah nigga
GOLFING?
>>720964950Is that part of the poop or were they seriously firing arrows at a fucking foot?Goddamnit, Dan
>>720934717Okay he had to have used a script to automate that shit.Not AI, but not manually the entire way
>>720949037im fucking dying
>>720977630>>720931124fucker's still got it
>>720931124I still need a link to that credits song
>>720922830The best AlvinEarthworm YTP.
>>720920017POPE’S GAY
Mark3611 is the GOAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKu0QsFrX-A
>>720983810you ready to kick some wildcatBUTT?
>>720931124>aaaaaaaafuck aaaAAAAAA
this here's the doorman lookin for some SEMEN
MUNF MUNF FOR BOI’S DINNER
>>720984979I especially loved the Billy Mays YTPMVs.
>This lel comes from Squidward and it reads: Dear Spongebob>Fuck you
ENOUGHI'm going to subway for dinner
it's a beautiful day, yaAy
PYLONS (IT’S)BALLS (OVER)PYLONS (NINE)BALLS (THOUSAAAAAAAND)PYLONS (ABOUT HIS)BALLS (POWER LEVEL)(Howard Dean scream)TRAP CARDhttps://youtu.be/LzSWdj4izHM?si=FYxdCkveUZtX4AuM
I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL
AND I'M NOT DONE YET
I'm gonna sit down.
>>720920017They're releasing this on the switch 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR5bdyrKf7oGhost Hunters is one of my favorite sources
I'LL TELL YA ABOUT THE HOOKERSYOU CLIMB ON TOP OF THEM AND RIDE EM LIKE A HORSEY
>I have seen a security hologram of him… kicking younglings
>>720991334Patrick that's not a hooker!
>>720942067kek you got a sauce?
>>720938123SOMETHING SMELLS
>>720950016I'm filling my VA-GIN-A with BIRDS!
>>720991384>Be careful of your friend, Palpatine.>Be careful of what?>Your friend, Palpatine. I'vE jUsT ToLd YoU
>>720950358>FUCKING FURRIES
>>720991952https://youtu.be/hbu3BmYfn3U?si=IwupaJ7wd_QEfV6f
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZEPgLkzhwEWIN THE RACE
>>720996992I've got better things to do than winning that RACE
>>720984993I don't know. He posted this: https://files.catbox.moe/om6ujj.pngin /hmoba/ on /trash/ a while back, and the Musical anon dubbed it.
>>720996992Posting absolute bangers are we?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9fHGdR1IyM
>>720939494snooPING AS usual eh?
>>720980117Not really. YTP is fun, but there's no need to elevate it into something it's not.
>>720997942The duck said "Got any RAPE?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwZUYqqa-PY
>>720980117No. It's an intrinsically low denominator of humor that came about as a result of software piracy making professional grade tools available to teenagers. And it evolved over time as a result of a natural pressure for YTPers to one up each other and refine their skills in the process. Inevitably, real artists and professional video editors got on board and elevated the standard even further. It's an example of a virtuous feedback loop.
>>720997906based
>>721000364You've got it backwards. A lot of teenagers who started making YTPs with Windows Movie Maker moved on to Sony Vegas or Premier and took that experience and ended up getting jobs in media. Same thing happened with Newgrounds and flash animators. A lot of them honed their skills initially through their hobby and were able to make a living off of it.
>>721000527Unironically, /hmoba/ is one of the best threads on the whole website, assuming your proclivities align with the content. There's no drama, it's almost all legit oldfags, and the regulars are all very talented people. They're actually looking for people to help out with a Snoot-style VN, and they even have a member of the original writing team for the Wani mod on board.
>>720984979HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER INNOVATIVE TOOL, THIS TIME FOR THE KITCHENINTRODUCINGTHE VAGINA
Why did half the original wave of YTPers end up being furries
>>721001548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwwN6KRD8OI>EVERYONE WHO HAS USED MY BATHROOM HAS DIED
>we could have gotten more Achille YTP greatness if his computer didn't die F
>>721001652AND KEEP ON PAINTINGAND KEEP ON PAINTING AND KEEP ON FUCKING PAINTING
>>720922046"because youtube is where -DA POOPOO- is!"can't find that intro for the life of me
>>720991334OH NO HE'S HOT>Closer starts playing
Has anyone here actually made YTPs? I have, but I deleted my YouTube account a few months back.
>>721003086I used to and still do every now and thenOnly two things I made ever kind of popped off though, they broke like 13k but most never made it past triple digits
>>721003086I did but they were really bad and I deleted them ;(
>>720922046there's a ytp that's the ending of Kung Pow's teaser for the sequel but in CD-i Zelda, and I really liked the part where the prisoner said, "WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE!?"
>>721003086I've never made YTPs but I dabbled in flash and made some shitty parodies here and there
>>720978756We've been frozen out here for hours staring at this caveman. Help us, we're dying.
>>720986197says he's working on a video with krobo featuring the full soon
>>721003086Yeah, they were garbage but I'm sure if you looked around enough you'd find them in some random SpongeBob YTP playlist
>>720977378>Do you know of anyone who has actually seen this Batman?>Yes.
>When I was an egg, I ate four dozen SPeRm
>>720936424>What's for DINNER?>BLAAAACK children>YES
HEY THATS MY FAMILY YER FUCKIN'
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE BILLY MACE
>>720939494This is a black thing
>>720942067>>720995170it sounded like a jishman quote, lo and behold it was
>>721005812No stalker child. That is one of your delusions stalkerYou are mentally ill atalker childYour life is already over, enjoy prison stalker
PUBLIC MASTURBATIONIN A STARBUCKS10 MINUTES AGO
>>720960764Shut the fuck up, fat man.
>>720932392>It insist upon le itself criticismFag
The trainis late
College is hard. Like my penis.
>>721009641That is quite literally not what I said but go ahead be mad at imaginary things in your head
See you next time bros
OAHAHAHAHA
>>721003086I made a couple. They weren't very good, otherwise you'd see them posted in threads like this. I don't know if the accounts even exist anymore.
Wendy. Well I just want to say that people make steaks, and when they do. You should fuck them.
JESSE VENTURA IS AT AREA 51IN A BATTLE AGAINST ANONYMOUS ARMED RETARDSHE'S A BIG FAT TARGET IN THEIR SIGHTS
>>721016341You think you can divide by zero?
IF YOU WANT YOUR FLOORS TO BLOWUSE ORANGE GLOBUT IF YOU WANT YOUR FLOORS TO ROCKYOU GOTTA SUCK BILLY MAYS' COCK
>>720939494GONE
>It even works underwater!>GLUB GLUB
>>721009641 Based and schizo-coded. Did Jordan Peele direct your post or did your brain do that all by itself?
>>720939494Fuck you.
>>720943850ANY JOBNIG OR SMALL
>>721000906>look inside>ai slopwell... i know you can't dodge em all these days, but it sure doesn't look good to see
>>721019265The OP discourages slop. The guy who's posting it anyway is a "reformed" schizo who was spamming AI images of other posters' OCs as a troll. They're not pushing too hard against him because they can't actually do anything about it, for one, and two, they'd rather have him mostly respect the rules than ruin the thread completely.
>>721019684good to hear that, though it would be another case of AI slowly eating up another space into a slop pipeline
>>720986501IT'S PARTY TIME
CALL A SEX LINEMEET A GIANT FISHFUCK HIS BRAINS OUT
>>721022389SHIT ON DEBRA'S CHICKEN STRIPS
>You're a clown fish huh? tell us a joke">"honk "honk">WHEEEEEEEEEZE
>>721022389FLY INTO THE SUNNOW I'M JAJVERT
You DARE sail to my LAIR you MUST sink
>>721022389>>721022725>>721023880What's this from?
BecauseYOUCHOOBIsWhere The POOP IsWEAGHWEAGHWEAGHWEAGHWEAGHWEAAAAAAGH
>>720939494You DARE sail to my LAIR you MUST sink
HOW ABOUT A GAME OF MAAAAAHJOOOOOOONG
>>720983123FUCK YOU GRANDMA!
>>720939494>Old shitpost I made years ago is still seeing use.All I intended was for people to make their own OC.
>>720937047Is it safe?
>>721027013...Yes!
>>720964194
>>720920017Video game?
>>720922046I know what you mean
>>721024160Second one is this, don't know about the others thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-LOrW1Pyo8
>>721027839The Legend of Zelda: Faces of Evil
Give me your Blue-Eyes White Cena card and I'll sell my little brother.
>>720950358WE'LL BURY OUR COCKS DEEP IN A FOX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfbiPcgZoSU>has a cropped pic of dr.comet's art>nipple slip of sandy porn13 years and I'm surprised it's still up or even age restricted1:326:41
>>721029510IIRC there's one MeiAIDS poop from 15+ years ago with loli pussy just shoved right in your face.
>>720931410The sentence mixing is great but yeah at times the animation is too well produced for a ytp
>>721003086I tried once back when I was like 13/14.Emphasis on tried. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing, and it didn't make sense. Nowadays I feel intimidated to make one with all the crazy shit going on.
>>720950358MEGA MAN X
>college>work-study "job" where i "clean" an hvac lab>spend 6 hours each day on youtube watching ytps and other similar early-age memeage.>get bored with that and play some diablo II on my laptopIt was truly a simpler time. I miss it. I've had a lot of lazy jobs, but that one was the most lax by far. I had no supervisor or anything, it was a sweet gig. Ended before I graudated because funding was cut and they had to close the lab for a few semesters.
