Someone has used the Monkey Paw
>>720977272millions must watch
>>720977272I guessing the groid is his replacement. This has been the worst trend of the last decade, how is it still a thing.
>>720977272oh look it's the Kenobi pattern again
>>720977272>Sam is still active despite being 90 years old by now and having also served as a Rainbow 6 agent>Grim looks like fucking shit>Made Briggs into a woman with dreadsWho is this for? Can we stop with the anime bullshit? I just want a fucking stealth game goddamn it
>>720977272I already watched it in my head and i was bored to tears >Sam is an aging failure >Red haired Karen calls him for a final mission>White nationalist 5th echelon terrorists are planning to assassinate the first black transwomxn president >"As a white man, you are a part of this plot, you will be placed under arrest and tried for treason after the mission">Sam is instantly spotted and captured >black dread womxn rescues Sam while gunning down countless terrorists without missing >Xe delivers Sam to Karen, he is executed on the spot >Xe and Karen share a long, sloppy kiss while the camera rotates around at 8 fps >Hip hop music over credits
Jesus fucking Christ.I thought this was bait. OP's image is actually real.
I have fatigue
>>720977272Haven't they teased a Splinter Cell movie back when Double Agent came out?
>>720978975>how is it still a thing.because they're still trying to condition White people to accept their groid replacements irl
>>720977272>Someone has used the Monkey Paw>I wish to eat shit>gets diarrheaHow could I foreseen this outcome?Also, Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix already happened.
>>720979405>grating and annoying characters in film and tv will help you accept grating and annoying people in real lifeDo these people even have brains.
>>720977272The day ubishit goes bankrupt will be one to celebrate
>>720979405>trying toI'm not seeing any pushback so I'd say they have already succeeded>>720979549More than you considering they have very successfully pacified you with decades of race propaganda
>nigwatch>only on nigflix
>>720979549these products ... they're not for you, they're for younger folks
>>720978975>>720979405the fuck is a groid
why is the animation newgrounds tier
>>720979793It's a reference to the historical figure George Groid.
>>720977272SC: Blacklist was a fantastic game that would have benefited from Sam having the proper voice but is still a lot of fun. It also pioneered the soundtrack style that mick gordon gets fellated over for doom 2016.
>>720977272*DING DING DING DING DING DING*
>Coming soon to Netflix is Dousse’s long form directorial debut for Ubisoft’s SPLINTER CELL, the highly anticipated 8x22min action-thriller series created by Derek Kolstad (John Wick, Nobody) based on the popular game franchise. >Initially brought on as production designer, Dousse was soon handed the reins to direct the entire season, giving him the opportunity to fully realize his creative vision.So Ubi hired the john wick creator to start a foundation of the show, then demoted him to "executive producer" and put their yesman in charge? oh no no nohttps://dousse.tv/bio/
>>720977272>goyflixYou got what you fucking deserve consumersGO ON LAP THE SLOP YOU PAID FOR IT
>>720977272>nigger on the poster>ignore and move onthis hasn't failed me a single time
>>720977272>already had lambert as the black character>introduce some random black girl
>>720977272>Supposed to be a stealthy tactical soldier>Have gigantic disgusting dreadlocks preventing the use of most military headgearlmao
>>720979094Sounds kino ngl
>>7209772724chan is brokened?
>>720980309It's the end anon... goodbye.
>>720977272Aren't these western cartoons produced and animated by a north korean studio?
>>720977272wtf do you call this artstyle anyway? same one as scavengers reign where characters look flat but ugly at the same time.
>>720980339PLEASE be real this time
>>720980403This looks like those early cel-shaded CGI cartoons. Kind of reminds me of that CGI spider-man cartoon that they made before Disney bought marvel.
>>720980358I've met a guy working on this series, they make it in France They're making two seasons
>>720979793A way to use slurs without using actual slurs
>>720980403it's called uncanny valley. they want it to be cartoony by cel shading it, but they added in realistic details like mouth wrinkles.
Why does Grimsdottir look like she is going to tell me about all the countries the jews have been kicked out of?
Does it even need to be said? This setup feels like a relic of the Bad Times, we already know what this show will be about. We’ve all watched it in our heads already.>Wow, Sam is so fucking cool. Look at him killing people and being sneaky>But he’s so fucking old>And white>He has to work alongside a hip young black woman agent>He has toWhy the fuck am I greentexting this? Just watch the last James Bond movie. That’s what this is.
>>720978975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPnENgoCQXE
>>720979549The idea is acceptance. And like the other anon said, the target audience are kids.
This could be okaycould beprobably won't bebut could be, I'm cautiously optimistic, because the writing has typically been the worst part of the netflix series. dragons dogma, dota, castlevania, gits (yuck), but with an okay writer on staff, there's a chance.I have to cope, please, let me cope.
>>720979094kek
>>720977272
>>720977272Is this the part where we pretend to have ever given a shit about the story in Splinter Cell
>>720977272ZZZZZ
>>720978929kek
>>720981752We have had over a decade of this exact setup playing out again and again and again and again and again and again.
grim
>>720979793Negroid (less commonly called Congoid) is an obsolete racial grouping of various people indigenous to Africa south of the area which stretched from the southern Sahara desert in the west to the African Great Lakes in the southeast,[1] but also to isolated parts of South and Southeast Asia (Negritos).[2] The term is derived from now-disproven conceptions of race as a biological category
>>720977272>>720978929>Someone thought making Le Chudina 2.0 would be funnyI guess (Amazon's) Shrinking Rae will be remembered for something more than her fat ass.
>>720977272I love Splinter Cell so much, and I'm sure this is a passion project for someone. But if it's Ironside, I just don't care.
operatives don't retire at 60?
>>720984176He’s going to retire at the end of the season and give his goggles to the black woman. It’s how these stories always go.
>>720977272>games/books are about a cool white spy guy that goes around assassinating people and completing top secret government missions>yeah let’s make it about niggers and feminism SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMAREI CANT CONTROL MYSELF
>>720984412This shit is so fucking odious. A decade of this kind of propaganda + my moms nagging turned my dad from a Ted Cruz supporting Paleocon that told me as a kid that it was good that we wiped out the Indians because our civilization is superior, to a libtard in the course of 10 years
>>720978929That's a man
>>720984435>He didn’t realize what was happening when Lazerhawk turned his daughter into a BADASS mulatto secret agent
>>720984561Both of your parents sound like weak-minded idiots.
>>720982781How was it disproven?
>>720984561>10 years of Trump>dad turns liberal>blames mom instead
>>720978929its Grim? oh no no no
>>720984872Probably DNA made it obsolete as a useful way of categorizing people.
>>720977272>don't raceswap the redhead>make her ugly and hateful looking insteadSomehow worse
>>720985120So what are the modern categories?Saying DNA is useful to categorize people will get the entire transgender movement out for your blood.
>>720985221I've no idea, I copied and pasted it from wiki, so that anon could better know what a groid referred to.
>>720978929>They genuinely made Grimsdottir look like Chudjak
>>720984561Holy fricking fuck, black people in my cartoons keep destroying the pride of my White brothers and sisters. We must cease this at once and shoot up Netflix headquarters in California. Who's with me?! PRAISE KEK!
>>720988021I mean the symbolism isn’t lost on you, I’m sure. White men from iconic franchises being phased out and passing the torch to their new diverse womyn protag. What do you think the implication is here?
>>720988841And Valhalla to you my dear White brother. Heil Hitler!
the worst part is anime poaches a lot of western animators as freelancer. we could make great animated shows but we're not being given the freedom to do so
FISSHHHEEERRRRRMY OFFICE, NOW !
