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Does it make you feel like a perv?
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>>720979450
No, because human biology states that women become fertile in their early to mid-teens, meaning that men are biologically designed to be attracted to them.
That doesn't mean you should be fucking them in your 30s, but you can look all you want, especially if it's a fictional character.
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No, because it's not a real human. Plus, 16 year olds don't have buttocks that fat. So it's also unrealstic for the sake of style and design.
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>Shes fictional you sick fuck
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>>720979606
>16 year olds don't have buttocks that fat.
In America, they do.
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>>720979450
17 is legal in most of the world. Only retard normalfags who's on twitter all day would see a problem with that.
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It makes me even harder.
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>>720979450
i feel like its a video game
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>sybb thread
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>>720979606
>16 year olds don't have buttocks that fat.
>he doesnt know
ive seen 12 year olds with such curves
>>720979587
girls are ALWAYS fertile, retard, theyre born with eggs and can get pregnant at any age
youre thinking of periods and lack the education to realise theyre not needed for pregnancy to be possible, even so "early to mid" teens?
brother girls get their periods around 9~12, and they become sexually aware from 7~10.
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>>720979798
Are you sure? Because Zelda looks to be sporting the ass of a 25 year old who eats too much.
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>>720981141
>a 17 cannot have curves!
ive seen 14yos like this
ive seen 12yos like this
ive even seen a 6yo with an ass firmer and bigger than this. SIX.
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>>720981762
I think you're full of shit, trying to make a point. Zelda has a big, fat butt.

You don't get a big, fat butt unless you're adult AND overweight.
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>>720982008
if the thread isnt kill in 4 hours, i'll prove it.
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>>720979587
>That doesn't mean you should be fucking them in your 30s
Why not? Give a valid, well thought out reason that isn't based in 20th century feminist ideology.
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Age of consent is 13 here.
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>>720982074
Prove what?
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BotW Zelda is indeed the best Zelda.
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>>720983264
Her ass too fat
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>>720983498
No its perfect. Nice fat and jiggly in the right spots.
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>>720980106
16 is legal in most American states.
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>>720983550
>nice, fat and jiggly
What should be done to it?
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>>720979450
Spoken like true pedophiles.
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>>720983696
>What should be done to it?
Loads of slapping.
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>>720982182
This you blud
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>>720984030
Imagine giving Zelda's fat teen ass a spanking.

She would probably get turned on by it, but feel insecure about the jiggle.
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I love BotW Zelda
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>>720984672
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>>720984672
Are you for or against her having a canonically fat ass?
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Sybb circlejerk, everyone in this thread is gay for helping him get his rocks off by engaging
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>>720982182
Because you shouldn’t have any business being in those social circles. I’m looking at this from an Average Joe in a world where the AoC was repealed. Why would Joe hang around teenagers? They don’t share his memes, his knowledge, his experiences. He’s pushing himself into their world, and people can plainly see why - because he wants to fuck a 15 year old girl. Which isn’t bad, as you said there’s plenty of biological basis for why you’d want to fuck a teenager, but the effort put into getting a relationship with a kid when you should have tangible connections to your own age is crazy.

Fuck a teenager hooker. You can do that right now. But trying to get into a relationship with a teenage girl? C’mon, that’s strange.
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>>720979450
She's like twenty in TOTK. I'll take that.
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>>720984336
I don't think she would be that insecure.
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>>720985839
>smack
>jiggle jiggle jiggle
How would she react?
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>>720986369
>Hmmmgggppt
>Brraaappp
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>>720986369
Like the average posh british gal would. Either some cheeky nonsense about manners or calling you a horny sod.
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>>720986465
But would she like it?
How would she feel about the jiggle after every smack, especially if you teased her for it?
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>>720986465
>or calling you a horny sod.

That just makes me HORRRRRRNIER!
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>>720986686
Likely depends on if she likes you. If its Link she would probably go all shy and timid. She seems like she would like spankings and probably wouldn't care too much about her ass jiggle. I think her tits would be her area of insecurity or the fact that she can't do magic properly.
>>720986791
That just means you like posh british chicks.
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>>720986912
>She seems like she would like spankings and probably wouldn't care too much about her ass jiggle. I think her tits would be her area of insecurity
Nah, having a fat butt is every teen girl's nightmare.
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>>720987310
If she was an average american gal her female role models would be Nicki Minaj or Megan Thee Stallion or some other rap hoe... they all make their huge ass a big deal. So I think its the opposite way.
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>>720986912
>That just means you like posh british chicks.

It's funny when the prim and proper type lose their composure and show that they're not so above it all. It's the juxtaposition that makes it funny. Like a little old WASPy granny singing along to gangsta rap on the radio, or swear words written in cursive.
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>>720979450
I forgot american consenting age is 30 and ready to settle down
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Sex position
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>>720988381
Honestly I just think its cute most of the time when they lose their shit. Especially if they have such a thick british accent like Zelda in BotW. But she is a special kind of kinky because she made link suck on a toad to get her research kink satisfied.
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>>720989117
>Especially if they have such a thick british accent like Zelda in BotW
thats not british, thats fake-british
mutts and canadians seem to try waaaaay too hard to fake the accent and sound nothing like an actual brit
>but shes briti-
and shes playing it up for the mutts, no one sounds like that
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>>720979450
No, I do not play game for kids.
There are 20+/30/40 ninetenyearolds who do, it seems. They have sever mental issues, it seems.
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SMACK

Zelda
>Oh! My arse!

SMACK

Me
>That's quite a bit of jiggle you got there, princess...

Zelda
>H-how dare you, my arse isn't...

SMACK

jiggle jiggle jiggle
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Legal in my country.
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Why are americans obsessed with negro-asses?
only black people and amerimutts like big fat behinds.
it also makes you stupid, btw.
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>>720989293
Its still a fake thick british accent. Imagine her with a fucking scouse accent or something. Of course it going to be a hammied up King's English accent. Its like Emma Watsons but taking the piss out of it.
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>>720989719
yeah, but its terrible
she could just speak normally, or like someone from the richer part of london
the VA is horrid for her either way and this is a common thing in "british" actors, usually non-brits sounding retarded

imagine hiring non americans to do US characters then everyone doing a southern slaw speak with NY mannerisms.
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>>720979450
Too old
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>>720989642
>Philippines and Indonesia
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>>720989853
I agree its terrible but I would be more pissed if she had a prim and proper UK accent or some american one.
>>720989536
Thats exactly how she would react.
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>>720979450
kill yourself sybb
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>>720990098
>Thats exactly how she would react.
since the game was made by people targeting american players, yes
real white women who arent from the US dont like negro aesthetics, though. Tight, firm asses only.
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>>720990441
No clue if thats the case. I like women with any size ass or tits as long as they are hot. The zeldaassposting made me horny. I guess I'm gonna go goon to some rule34 of her or something.
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>>720990224
Is Sybb just retarded or he jerks off to the posts made there?

Bet he ask his mom how flat and fat her butt is
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>>720990098
>Thats exactly how she would react.

ME
>Did you forget something at the royal gym?

Zelda
>Y-you! I...

SMACK
jiggle jiggle jiggle

Zelda
>My arse is not flabby!

SMACK
jiggle jiggle jiggle

Zelda
>Stop it!

Me
>You like it?

SMACK SMACK SMACK

Zelda
>Moans
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>>720990642
He does. He replies to himself too. I’ve seen him post fat women on /fit/ and he says stuff like “please describe how she’s fat” for his fap fuel.
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>>720990701
This feels like an invitation to fap lmao
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>>720979450
sorry she's too old for me,
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>>720982182
Because nobody in Europe or America has ever done that traditionally
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>>720990939
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>>720990224
idgi
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It’s her charm point
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>>720991214
Why does the model in BotW/TotK seem to have way more polygons then the one in the zelda dynasty warriors spinoff? Aren't they using the same model?
>>720991392
Very squishable ass.
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>>720979450
I'm white so I recognize this as the beginning of obesity and by the time she's 30 at the oldest she'll be a landwhale with six half-black children each with different fathers.
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>>720979450
Don't care. If i find i 12 year old hot, i find them hot. Also 16 is legal in my country
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>>720990930
How would he react if someone were to touch his butt?
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>>720991813
Is there something you want to tell us, Anon?
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>>720991486
>Why does the model in BotW/TotK seem to have way more polygons then the one in the zelda dynasty warriors spinoff? Aren't they using the same model?
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>>720992394
TotK clearly has way more detail. Age of Calamity seems to be the worst. The first one has way more shading to compensate for the Wii U I guess?
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>>720992394
Hyrule Warriors has about a hundred times as many enemies on screen at once, of course they have to use lower detail models
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>>720991214
I would do ungodly things just to smell one of her farts directly from her asshole. I bet Link watched her piss and shit so many times during their travels after BotW.
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Have you seen her run in Hyrule Warriors? It's like her booty is one big dough.
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>>720993203
For me the way her hair moves is way more fucked up.
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>If you find an adult female body attractive and it sometimes happens to belong to females who are almost 18 but not quite and you dont know this you are a dirty pedo who is attracted to kids.
>Also if you like girls who are 20 but still short and obviously look like a teenager under 18 but you specifically think they are underage are 100% fine.
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>>720979450
it makes me angry
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>>720982182
Because kids are absolute retards until they're like 25.
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>>720979450
>>720993203
Is there any mention in the games of Zelda supposed to be fat? Because it sure looks like she is.
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post moar zelda butt
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>>720993651
Based
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>>720993835
Women never age mentally past their mid teens
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>>720994135
Here you go.
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>>720994762
excellent
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>>720985109
Most teenagers have more sexual experience than me (0), does that mean if a 15 year old has sex with me they're grooming me?
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>>720994785
Want more princess cake?
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>>720995109
go for it anon
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>>720995109
What are her pants made of? It doesn't look like leather or cloth. Need to further inspect that.
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>>720995338
>inspect that
yeah, with my hands and nose
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>>720989642
>America
>Average IQ that high
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>>720995303
>>720995338
Some people might say her ass is only round because she sticks it out.

This pic proves that's not the case.
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>>720995613
What do you mean with she sticks it out?
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>>720996004
In pics like this, she sticks her ass out.
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>>720980859
Is this what they teach you in Indonesian schools? Jesus...
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>>720979606
>Plus, 16 year olds don't have buttocks that fat
Lol
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>>720979450
117 years + looking like a grown woman
literally nothing wrong here.
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>>720996705
They don't, unless they're overweight, which Zelda isn't.
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>have never played BOTW or TOTK
>have busted countless loads to Zelda's fat ass wearing those tights
I have both games on my list but honestly I don't think I could realistically finish them. I'd be constantly horny and having to jerk off and empty my balls constantly.
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>>720996705
>>720996942
Back when I was in high school I saw some 16 year olds with asses like that
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>All AoC screenshots
Marketing thread
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>>720993861
it's her dress.
That white dress she wears makes her look SO fat it's not even funny.
If I was the princess of a kingdom and my royal stylist unironically gave me that fit to go present myself to the goddess then I swear there would a be public execution happening.
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>>720996942
>>720996991
I first started noticed girls getting behinds like that at like 13. Goyslop diet isn't all bad.
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>>720982182
Because young adults aren’t mentally equipped to deal with the situations your predatory ass intends to put them in.
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>>720997182
She looks pregnant in that outfit.
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Any interest I could have in her physically immediately dissipates as soon as I hear that dumb Pay US What We're Worth anime dub voice.
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>>720983645
Not if you're a grown man
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>>720982182
Not one person has given you a valid reasonable response.

AoC and propagandizing people into feeling outraged over this was pushed by feminist 'Christians' in the late 1800s. All of the talking points about "Oh well it's weird, ok?" are fucking retarded.
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Like, why didn't her father tell her to go on a diet?
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>>720997936
/ourguy/
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You people need to be murdered in real life
Like >>720997704
How retarded and disingenuous do you have to be to actually say shit like that
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>>720998214
*burps*
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>sybb thread still up
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I would like to capture her outpost, if you know what I mean.
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no
being attracted to teenage girls is normal, you're all just brainwashed by jew propaganda
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What are they feeding her?
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>>720998312
It's better than other threads I see these days. At least I get to see a cute girl's butt.
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>>720982182
Power and maturity.
Is a 12 year old sexually mature? Yes. Is she MENTALLY equipped to care for a child? Fuck no.

Another one of the reasons why the age of consent was created was precisely because an 18 year old, while a legal adult, is basically a "baby adult", thus why there's a stigma for dating people under 25 when you're pushing 30. Its to prevent old creeps from abusing a naive, impressionable young girls with money and manipulation.
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>>720979450
no because i'm gay
taking photos of the bokoblins with their cute bellies and loincloths made me feel like a perv though
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>>720979450
>admiring the female form
>perv
i dont understand
why observing a women would make you a perv?
do the existence of women corrupts your mind?
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>>720998214
Precisely my point. You have zero ability to even have a conversation let alone provide any sufficient reasonings to back up what you say. You immediately default to "You should be dead" because you act like a subhuman and just go along with what your conditioning has told you to think and feel your whole life.

The irony is it's always the people who sit up on their moral high horse clutching pearls over kid's safety who are the the ones to watch.
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>>720998616
Its not real you fucking retards.
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>>720998616
It wouldn't just be the 12 year old responsible for caring for the baby, other members of the family like the father, grandmother, great grandmother etc would also help look after the baby.

The Age of consent was created and pushed by women because it gave them gave them more agency (or in other words, opportunity to be irresponsible). It had nothing to do with protecting the vulnerable.
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>>720998725
>le heckin feminists and christcucks are why people don't like and want me to be in prison or dead for creeping on teenage girls :(
What great reasoning.
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>>720999081
That's an ideal scenario in your case, one that also assumed the developing body of a girl didn't just fucking destroy itself having the kid. The most common causes of death were dysentery, infections, and childbirth.

>It had nothing to do with protecting the vulnerable
It says more about you that you can't see it that way
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I'm always amazed by how self-centered Americans are that they believe the rest of the world operates under the same retarded logic as them. "Age of consent" is barely a concept in most of the world. My neighbor gave birth at 16 and her boyfriend at the time was in his late 30s and nobody cared. My female classmates in middle school all had boyfriends in their mid to late 20s and it was seen as normal.
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>>720999196
You sound like a resentful old woman. Where I live it's perfectly legal to have sex with teenage girls. Keep believing what daddy government says is morally right though I guess.
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>>720999591
>Age of consent is barely a concept in most of the world
Not the civilized world. The age of consent is low in europe and south america, but that's because people at the given ages are thought and recognized to be mature enough to have sexual relationships -with each other. Not old men.
>My 16yo neighbor got pregnant by a dude in his late 30's and nobody cared
Indian or black, call it
>My female classmates got groomed and it was normal lol
Jesus fuck dude.
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>>720999425
And now those health issues are less common, and that doesn't really mean much in the way of an argument because the same would apply to women in their 20s giving birth also. And a girl around that age can have children with little issue since the human body is literally designed to reproduce as soon as it can.

>It had nothing to do with protecting the vulnerable
>It says more about you that you can't see it that way
Enlighten me then.
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>>720999591
It's because they're brainwashed by kikes. They think it's acceptable to get your foreskin amputated as a baby but a healthy teenager deciding to have children is abhorrent and morally wrong.
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>>720999591
>My neighbor gave birth at 16 and her boyfriend at the time was in his late 30s and nobody cared.
No one cared because you're all retarded gypos or sandniggers with a mental capacity barely rivaling that of a gorillas
>and it was seen as normal
Yeah and I bet all of those girls lives are totally fucked now
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>>720999304
Her ass looks like it's 40 years old.
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>>720999937
>people at the given ages are thought and recognized to be mature enough to have sexual relationships -with each other. Not old men.
This is not how consent works, faggot. You're either able to give it or you're not. Patronizing cunts.

>>721000086
I wish this was the case. You can blame the Jews for spreading the pseudoscience of teenagers having insufficient brain development if you like, but Americans' eagerness to latch onto the propaganda says a lot about them. Americans are just total assholes who predictably posture about how moral and righteous they are while acting like assholes, because that's generally how assholes are. It's like the women who adopted feminist man hate propaganda. The enthusiasm with which they dove headfirst into this shows that it wasn't really about them being convinced by propaganda. The propaganda just gave them an excuse to reveal the utter cunts they always were deep down.
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>>720999947
>ever since age of consent laws were established those health issues became less common, which is why we shouldn't have age of consent laws

Nigger you are retarded. Just genuinely turbo aids brain retarded
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>>720999937
>recognized to be mature enough to have sexual relationships -with each other. Not old men.
You don't understand age of consent. Teenagers anywhere in the world can have sex with each other, regardless of age of consent.
>The age of consent is low in europe and south america
I'm in South America. My neighbor is Central American, as is the father of her child, but the point still stands.
>>721000682
>Yeah and I bet all of those girls lives are totally fucked now
Not at all. Do you seriously believe having sex at the age they are the most interested in having sex messed with their mind or something? I've run into most of them since and they all are living normal lives.
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>>720998312
Its because of >>720982074
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>>721000682
>No one cared because you're all retarded gypos or sandniggers with a mental capacity barely rivaling that of a gorillas
And yet the "retarded gorillas" actually have an above replacement birth rate, while the "smart and virtuous" white countries are on the verge of extinction.
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>>721000953
No son, you're retarded. I can tell you're either underage (get it!), a woman devoid of reasoning or spiritually both.

That is terrible excuse and complete strawman you're coming up with out of nowhere, and actually has very little to do with the argument. Healthcare in general has improved dramatically over the past 100 years alone. That's why those issues have cleared up, not because of AOC bro. And arguably if anything a 13 year old having a child today would essentially guarantee she has all kinds of social support and help.
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>>720997369
lmao what are these "situations" you deranged male feminist?
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I would've raped Zelda given the chance. Indian style and all.
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>>721002073
explain how one rapes "indian style"
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>>721001198
>pedophiles are confirmed to be brownoids with a subhuman iq
No further questions
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>>721002125
You invite over all your brothers, cousins, neighbors and everyone else to join in the rape, and you do it out in the street.
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>>721002283
Were your grand parents, great grandparents, and every other one of your ancestors pedophiles too?
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expecting lots of new butt shots for the next game
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>>721002416
Hopefully she wears a skirt at some point.
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>>721002125
>stand around staring
>look from a distance with hands on hips looking judgmental
>walk up to Zelda and just watch her without responding
>take selfie with her and talk into shockingly high-tech phone loudspeaker to cousin
>look at her more and scratch own head
>just walk up to her and start rubbing up against her
>when she pushes you off just look confused and put hands on hips again
>follow her
>become best friends with stranger
>follow her again
>rub up against her and cum in pants
>get distracted by some old man taking a shit
>masturbate to him
>become his best friend
>continue with day
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>>721002409
No they weren't. I don't live in a jungle shithole so I can actually trace back like 500 years, no pedophiles in my lineages :)
Fun fact : A 15 year old having a child in the middle ages caused the equivalent of a public outrage.
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Be honest: is she overweight?
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>>720979450
16 is legal where i am, all good
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>>721002636
>Fun fact
You're life was halfway over at 15 in the middle ages.
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>>721002742
>Brownoid just keeps throwing out random retard shit he found on here or reddit
Last (you)
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>>721002703
maybe, but i'll love her either way.
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>>721002636
>I can actually trace back like 500 years, no pedophiles in my lineages :)
I'm sure you do, buddy. Your grandpa totally wasn't gaping some 15 yo slut's asshole at 40.
>The people living back when life expectancy was like 30 actually waited until they were of an arbitrary age to give birth.
Makes sense.
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>>721002848
>in medieval England, life expectancy at birth for boys born to families that owned land was a mere 31.3 years. However, life expectancy at age 25 for landowners in medieval England was 25.7
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>>721002703
Yes. The clue isn't here figure but her face. Look at her face shape and chin/cheek area. Then look at the top of her thighs. She wears a corset to hide her belly fat and accentuate her ass. And I fucking love it.
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>>721003450
I'm with you an all, except the top of her thighs. What about those?
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>Zelda's proportions in this game are literally flawless
>every artist draws her hyper fat or otherwise changes stuff so it looks worse
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I asked Grok, and it was ruthless.
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>>721002283
>no argument
>thinks everybody else is retarded
This is a perfect example of the problem with normalfags. Trying to reason with them is pointless because the problem with them isn't just that they don't understand logic, they don't understand what logic is. They don't understand that logic and their feels aren't the same thing.

>>721003283
Average life expectancy was dragged down by infant mortality. If you survived the first few years of life you'd live almost as long as people do now.
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>>721004456
50 isnt modern life expectancy.
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>>720999196
Men have been "creeping on teenage girls for millions of years and your deranged, psychotic pavlonian reaction to the fact is the result of conditioning that is barely 100 years old.
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>>721004525
I said "almost", faggot. Longer than 30, at least. Long enough to prove that people's more permissive attitudes toward age gap relationships in the past wasn't solely motivated by dying young, because 50 isn't young. And it was actually more like 60.
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>>721004763
It's not even really 100 years old. Feminists and cuckservatives got age of cucksent laws raised back then, but they weren't seriously enforced until the boomers got into power because people knew they were retarded faggotry.
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>>721001639
Pressuring them into fucking you, fucking obviously.
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>>721004787
30 was average if you weren't bourgeoisie.
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What is sex with BotW Zelda like?
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>>721004931
>sex is... le evil...
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If AoC was a prequel they should have gone that far back.
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>>721005150
Imagine banging her from behind.
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>>721005360
It’s actually great but considering you’re hinging your big win on abolishing age of consent laws I wouldn’t expect you to know that.
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>>721004931
>Two couples have the exact same dialogue exchange that leads to them fucking
>One of these couples is 15 M/15 F, the other is 20 M/15 F
>Suddenly the latter girl is being "pressured" despite the conversation being the same

Why the fuck are you people so completely incapable of not being disingenuous shitbags?
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>>721005065
Learn what a fucking average is, you innumerate faggot. Averages are skewed by outliers. Try looking at the median instead.
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>>721005670
You made up a scenario to be mad about. Why would it be the same conversation? A 20 year old and a 15 year old are wildly different.

>Why the fuck are you people so completely incapable of not being disingenuous shitbags?

Comedy considering the boiled down reasoning is “it could endanger the young woman” and the boiled down counterargument is “we don’t give a shit”
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>>721005757
You should look at the mean first actually.
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Zelda is hot but shee neds to grow a full bush.
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>>720983498
>>720986369
>>720986686
>>720988739
>play BotW while drank
>gf watches because it's her game and she likes watching me play
>get angry and blurt out "I want to give the (she dog) a wild breath in her fucking ass" her quote
>now the woman I imagined marrying thinks I'm into inflation and wants me to do this to her
F.M.L.
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>>720979450
No, but I am one.
it wouldn't make any difference if it said 14,19, 23, 47, 55, 79, 133 anyway, she's not real to begin with
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>>721005926
>A 20 year old and a 15 year old are wildly different.
source: dude trust me

>it could endanger the young woman
So could literally any other fucking relationship she could be in. And yet you choose to focus only on this without any substantial evidence of it being uniquely dangerous to anything other than roasties' sexual market value.

>>721005979
t. somebody who failed 5th grade arithmetic
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>>720991131
Done what? Marrying younger girls?
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>>720979606
Butts don't develop with age. They aren't sexual characteristics.
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>>721004325
Okay, now this is getting scary.
I love a good logical reasoning behind a behind.
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>>721006395
wide hips and feminine fat distribution are sexual characteristics
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>>720998616
>Power and maturity
Shut up peemenist.
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>>721006212
Because the latter situation hurts roasties' feels. That's literally it.
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>>721006395
Are you actually retarded
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19 year old link vs 39 year old ruto
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>>721006276
Mode faggots GTFO
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>>721006768
Range crew represent
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>>721006212
You’ve missed both the point and surrounding context by pitching a “clean” scenario. Just cuz you personally wouldn’t use your decade of real world experience, car, apartment, money and station to pressure a young girl into doing things against her judgment doesn’t mean every other freak in this thread wouldn’t jump at the opportunity.

>>721006276
I do not doubt that you are very much like your 15 year old self
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>>721006713
TP Zelda with OOT Young Link is unmatched.
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>>721006456
>>721006691
Hips grow, but fat asses aren't age dependent. You can develop large buttocks without wide hips.
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>>721006857
>I do not doubt that you are very much like your 15 year old self
OK, so supposing I am, it should be legal for me to have sex with 15 year olds because our maturity levels should be the same. Don't like that? Hmm, it's almost like there isn't any actual logic behind agecuckery or something.
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>>720979450
Wait you're telling me the world ended on her BIRTHDAY?
Her father died, her friends died, her lover nearly died, her kingdom fell into ruin and she became trapped for 100 years on her damned BIRTHDAY?
That has to be the worst birthday ever
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How long would /v/ last plapping BotW/Totk Zelda? Longer than 2 minutes?
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From the other HW game. Thoughts?
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>>721006857
> decade of real world experience, car, apartment, money and station to pressure a young girl
“OH no!!! He’s rich, with a fancy car, huge apartment, high-earning job! My consent…my will…my ability to say no!!! It’s being sapped… I…must….golddig……”

You simps will do anything to deny women accountability and the existence of their agency.
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>>721006970
Just because you specifically are a retard doesn’t mean that age isn’t still the best and only universal guideline on mental maturity. Laws work on averages.
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>>721007163
Should minors convicted of crimes be tried as adults? Or is accountability for the youthful only important when you can stick your dick in it?
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>>721001089
>Central american
>I've been arguing with a literal subhuman this entire time
Dang, should've seen it coming.
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>>721007097
Imagine slamming into her fat ass. It flattens almost completely, and the jiggles back into its original shape.
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>>721007097
If she's naked, 2 mins
If she's wearing her outfit, 10 seconds
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>>721000930
>Thits is nit hiw cisint wirks, figgit
Well I must be onto something because statutory rape is penalized for a reason.
I would've consented to doing retarded shit in my teens because I thought I was invincible and that nothing bad would ever happen to me too. You're literally preying on retarded teens to get off.
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>>721007385
Anyone over the age of 12 should be convicted as an adult if they commit murder.

> accountability for the youthful only important when you can stick your dick in it?
The age of consent is 16 in my country, and there’s discussions about allowing 16 year olds to vote in regular elections too. The idea that a 16 year old is a child is ridiculous. The idea that they don’t have their own sexual desires and capacity to consent to sex, as if they can only have sex with older people by being “tricked” into it, is nonsensical.
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>>721007225
>we're barring you from being together based on mental maturity differences
>well actually we can't really objectively measure this or prove that age has any significant correlation with it after like 15, we're just going on feels, lol
>also no other statistical measurements besides averages exist, average crew FTW
This person is worse than a retard. He is, Golden Goddesses forgive me for even saying this word, a midwit.

>>721007385
This already frequently happens and it's the single best argument for lowering the age of consent to be consistent with the age of criminal responsibility.
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>>721006857
>Just cuz you personally wouldn’t use your decade of real world experience, car, apartment, money and station
lmao what the fuck is this? Adult women engage in transactional relationships on a regular basis. Transactional relationships have been the core of sexual dynamics for as long as society existed. But all of a sudden when teenagers participate in this dynamic it's all of a sudden disgusting and "you're exploiting them" by providing what they want in exchange for what you want? Get the fuck out of here dude. Your shit is peak retarded.
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>>721007534
Yes, and that reason is because the government is run by simps and roasties. The idea that the government should be able to come into somebody's relationship and do an

>I consent
>I consent
>I don't

is the most totalitarian fucking bullshit ever. In any proper society agecucks would get their heads blown off for even suggesting this. But unfortunately we don't have a proper society, we have a Jewish-made shithole.
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>>721007534
> I would've consented to doing retarded shit in my teens because I thought I was invincible and that nothing bad would ever happen to me too
The fact that you imply that this is comparable to sex tells me that you’re an antisex Amerifat who’s been indoctrinated to see sex as evil.
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>>721006954
t. has never seen a woman age
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>>721007225
Can you float that by your average leftist when it comes to niggers and crime stats then?
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>>721007640
It’s almost admirably brazen to pitch yourself as some kind of champion of their rights and liberties as if it’s not obvious you’re just salivating at the thought of free access to jailbait pussy.
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>>721006857
>Just cuz you personally wouldn’t use your decade of real world experience, car, apartment, money and station
You are so close to getting it, these are all reasons why girls prefer men that are older than them over boys their own age.
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>>720979450
It's a cartoon. So nothing.
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>>721001347
NTA but pregnancy always carries a risk you mouthbreather.
Can't you see the risk of a girl with a thin waist trying to shit out a football through a hole that's tinier and less elastic than the anus?
>Hurr durr she'd get help!
The imaginary girl in your scenario is 13. Let her listen to shitty emo songs and be obsessed with anime or shows or whatever. Let her be a normal teen instead of burdening her with a responsibility greater than any you've ever had, or ever will.
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>>721007954
You mean as opposed to you pitching yourselves as their protectors when it's obvious that the only thing you're protecting is your ability to extort money from men by removing the options we actually want from the dating market?
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>>721008096
>NTA but pregnancy always carries a risk you mouthbreather.
Ok so no one should get pregnant ever.
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>>721007794
>You must be antisex! You must be indoctrinated!
I don't know how you're getting that from my argument, which is literally that minors should only experience sexual relationships with other minors, and not adults.
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17 is legal in most of the world
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>>721008175
Yes, as opposed to that. If you’re struggling it’s cuz they see you.
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>>721007821
I grew up in Brazil, I've seen girls with big butts since before I hit puberty
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>>720979450
In Europe and Japan they treat adolescence as a separate stage of maturity where you can start to enjoy more adult themes like sexuality. In America you are treated like a toddler until your 18 birthday, then you are considered a full fledged adult who should be worldly and fully financially independent. Add to that the history of conservatives complaining about sex in media corrupting the youths and in the present day leftists complaining that sexualization is patriarchy and misogyny and now we have a unified purity culture. That's why a Japanese game like Zelda marketed can give the titular character a nice ass in tight pants and American games made for adults have every woman covered in clothing head to toe and not the slightest hint of sexual dimorphism.
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>>721008182
Sure thing man. Whatever.
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>>721007954
I have the right to fuck 16 year olds without going to prison, too, since we both consent to having sex. If I’m not harming anyone, why should I be hailed for fucking 16 year olds?
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>>720979450
People will claim that borders are imaginary lines and then defend a number written down in some legal document with their life.
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>>721008228
>no all girls are pure and sexually inactive until they reach the magical age of 18!
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>>721008228
now define “minor”. Its very easy to muddy the waters of this discussion by using the same term to describe a 17 year old and a little toddler
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>>721008228
And our argument is that this is the fucking pinnacle of doublethink. Literally not a single fucking person, ever, has been able to logically justify the idea that teens can consent to each other but not older people. You either have the fucking knowledge to give consent or you don't. All this fucking Twitter bullshit about muh power imbalances and muh brain development is the most retarded fucking pseudoscience this planet ever shat out.
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>>721008594
Yeah they have
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I see Nintendo shills have taken a cue from Squeenix shills in promoting age of consent discussion around attractive female characters. As long as you're in this thread, I just want to say bring back F-Zero and Star Fox, you fuckers.
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>>720982182
Cause if it's my daughter or sister I will track you down and castrate you faggot. And kill your family for good measure
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>>721008660
source: it came to me in a dream
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>>721008827
> if it's my daughter or sister
But you’re ok with them fucking a Chas their age, right? If so, then I can only surmise that your rage is caused by incestual jealousy.
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>>721008931
Because they aren't weird puritanical freaks.
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>>721007385
You have kind of pivoted to the argument that young people can't be held accountable for their actions in the same way, without addressing the argument that someone being rich doesn't inherently pressure anyone to sleep with them, which itself is a derailing since being richer/more powerful and being older aren't equivalent. This debate has been such a headache to read through because it is so disorganized.
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>>721008948
Of course. That's how these white nigger fathers and brothers operate. They wish they could bone her themselves, but they can't, so they feel less cucked by it if it's some dipshit Chad from their school plowing her PTP instead of a man their age with a career and the ability to maybe build a life for her. They're really just extremely low quality people who need to be liquidated if society is to progress, because the men they're locking out have no reason to contribute to society if teen pussy isn't a possibility for them.
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>>721009214
None of those are my arguments, I respond to points as they’re presented.
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This isn't even a Stellar Blade thread.
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How did this animation make /v/ feel?
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>>721009717
>Should minors convicted of crimes be tried as adults? Or is accountability for the youthful only important when you can stick your dick in it?

What was the point of saying this, then?

>use your decade of real world experience, car, apartment, money and station to pressure a young girl

You also said this, you still haven't explained how having a car or apartment pressures someone into sleeping with you.
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>>721010220
>says animation
>only posts screenshot
Come on, you can't leave us out in the cold like this.
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>California's lunch break ends
>suddenly agecucks vanish from the thread

Really activates my almonds.
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>>721010389
Just look up maplestar on the usual spot anon.
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>>721010220
wish they made her pussy look nicer instead of going for the "this is what real girls look like except we don't have a budget so it looks badly drawn". Easiest win, would have saved tons of effort and made it way the fuck hotter.
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post more zelda butt
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>>720979450
>>720983498
>>720986686
>>720989536
God I want to capture her fucking outpost
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>>721002703
She will be.
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>>721014885
based
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any more zelda ass pics?
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>>720979450
So, she's 117, what's wrong here? Or did you retards never play BotW?



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