>we need a dog companion for the playerHE'S ALREADY HERE SIR
stupid a* algorithm mutt, i hate companions
>>721015015At least it's not a pit I would like to play as an evil dude with 2 edgy Dobermanns as my henchmen
>>721015015>We need a dog wife for the [PLAYER]
>>721017725What's the capacity of her pus- I mean inventory?
Is it possible, with current technology, to simulate a realistic dog? Or is a dog already too complex for computers to simulate?
>>721018453someone post those boston dynamics robo dog clips
>>721018453yes, but it depends what dog breed
let. the dog. drive.
>>721020809The one where it gets kicked?
>We need a dog for a tragic backstory.
No thanks. Give me an actually based dog like a dachshund as a companion instead.
>>721015015Games with dog companions OTHER than German Shepherd?>Fallout 1&2 (some mutt & robo dog)>Haunting Ground (swiss shepherd)>Postal series (shitbull)
>>721021390>he wants a weinerlook at him and laugh
>we need a starter enemy for our RPG
>>721021390You had the opportunity to say borzoi and you fucked it up.
>>721021390>dachshundlol>>721022478>borzoibased
>>721022613game lets you customize your companion
>>721022613>>borzoi>based
>>721026347This joke doesn't work now that Borzois are confirmed pittbull slaughterers
>>721026347>implying golden retrievers don't consider borzoi to be honorary aryan dogsShalom
>>721026525>>721026550I'm onto your tricks schlopmo
For me? It's the humble Labrador Retriever.
>we need a deceptively loud stumpy little stubborn cunt for the player
>>721026701They're nice but holy shit are these things dumb.
dog thread fuck browns
>>721026629>I'm onto your tricks schlopmowhatcha chewin Rabbi ?
>With a GSD, you can go anywhere
>Bunch of different cultures breed dogs to be fuck huge and track down and kill wolves and bears>They have a very sweet temperament and do very well with children and other petsThat's kinda weird but okay.
Just like me: Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>721021390>daschund They're the Mexican of dogs. Short, yappy, and aggressive.Unlike Mexicans the daschund can't pull a knife on you though so they're properly easy to punt when they want to pretend they're not just a doglet and they try their shit.
>>721026831Forgot my fucking image
>>721015015Such a fluffy boy!
>>721027138These things are quickly becoming tomorrows pitbulls.>Hey here is a powerful, highly energetic, and potentially aggressive dog>You should absolutely not own it unless you know what you're doing >Niggers start buying them in droves.
>>721017725>>721018262>zoocuck
>>721018453Honestly FUCK realism. Just go with stylism.
>>721027260>>721026831God I wish they weren't a handful. They're so adorable. But they're like Husky's in "I love meeting one, but raising one is a different story"
>>721026629the actual pitbull attack stats are much worse than that, kek
>>721026856They are, but I wouldn't have them any other way.Miss you Zyro.
>We need a companion for our MEXICAN protaganists>Say no more sir>*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*>*RIIIIIIIING* *RIIIIIIING*>"Hola, sede de Taco Bell, ¿cómo puedo ayudarle?"
>>721027325They fucking are, bunch of retards getting them where I live right now (not states), pounds are swarming with the poor fellas.And if they're not abandoned or dropped, they're being handled like garbage and causing trouble at the slightest.I just adopted one from a local pound, she's hell incarnate because of the effort she requires but I knew what I was getting into, good thing she learns incredibly fucking fast.
>We need a fussy character for our dog game.
>>721015015>we need a small dog for our companion, but don't make it one of those gay ones
>>721026831>>we need a deceptively loud stumpy little stubborn cunt for the player
>>721027470I've had my guy a few years now, if you put in the hard work at an early stage they're super good learners. I'm convinced a lot of corgi owners are just shit with dogs. That's not to say our guy isn't a problem, his recall is so-so and he barks at quickly moving objects - but that's all manageable
>>721028014>also a dog companion
>>721028087>I'm convinced a lot of corgi owners are just shit with dogs.Like I said. There's breeds you love to meet, and then breeds you can actually raise. Your boy sounds cute tho.
>>721027874>not statesFuckin rights bud you from around Berta by any chance? Sounds a bit like what's happenin where I am eh?
>>721028243>Berta Where is that exactly, found a town with that name that's relatively close where I live (Southern Spain).
>>721026629Looks like a Waffles to me
I saw a dude walking a Rough Collie by the park today and I was sort of amazed by the way the thing was walking. I don't know if it was a show dog or what, it did seem fairly well groomed, but it was doing this oddly stylish, bouncing trot to it. It felt like I was watching a cartoon of a stereotypically fancy dog but in real life.
>>721028559Ohh I meant Alberta, CanadaMust be happening all over
>>721026701I have one of these too, but he's a Lab Golden Mix.
>Game character's name needs to be spelt a specific way to get the correct results on google.
picrel is one of my favorite vidya dogs in quite a while
>>721028846They look like good dogs anon. 10/10, would hang out with on the couch while I watch TV.
>>721028876I would fucking kill for a game with a Samoyed companionThis is my best friend, her name is Willow
>>721015015>good doggy>now stay here cuz games are more fun alone
Muslims and blacks hate and mistreat dogs. I believe God will ensure that those people are hated and mistreated in the afterlife. Christ is KING.
>>721029526Hate to tell you this anon but>most black people are christian>lots of christian people abuse their dogs
>>721026701English labs are the best labs because they are a million times more chill. The smaller bodies, smaller headed American labs can be Weimaraner-tier hyper.
>>721029526Blacks love their dogs they just have terrible habits in regards to raising anything.
>>721015118I love companions, I always use them when I can and build to enhance them in combat.
>>721029617>Blacks>PeopleAnon...
>>721029526>blacks hate and mistreat dogs.Never heard this one before. Are we just making up stuff now?
>>721026701doggest dogs to ever dog
>>721029716American Lab is much more like a work dog. If you don't have a large property, another dog or two, and the time for it you shouldn't have it. English Labs pretty much just need to sleep and eat
I got these cunt neighbors that have their fucking dog make these fucking howling sounds for hours at a time sounding like a retarded kid (probably because it's untrained and they haven't taught it to not howl like a fucking retard for no reason) and leave their windows down or some shit so EVERYONE has to hear it. Almost at the point where I'm gonna buy a dog whistle to terrorize it into shutting the fuck up myself but I don't wanna hurt or harass the other dogs in the neighborhood that aren't annoying as shit. Haven't been able to track down WHERE the dog is but the second I find it I'm gonna shit on it's owner's car every day until they learn to train their fucking dog.
>>721029736Nogs are either dog people, and by dog people I mean they own some shitty nog breed of dog that they haven't trained, feed garbage-tier dog food, and never ever take them on walks or they are terrified of dogs that no normal person should be scared of. My golden retriever comes up to nogs at the park when I let her off the leash and they freak the fuck out. They wouldn't even think about touching the black lab, because despite being black, he strongly dislikes nogs and lets them know.
Here in Connecticut, we love Huskies
I want a German shepherd but damn are they expensive also i want to get mix not a pure breed
>>721026856All retrievers are dumbThat's why high IQ people get a GSD, Border Collie or Belgian Malinois
>>721029754Agreed, but only non-human companions.If my options are human or nothing, I'm taking nothing.
>>721029827>/v/irgins>/m/anlets>/i/ncels>/a/utists>people
The black one in this post >>721028846 is our third generation golden lab mix>Grandparents - Black English Lab/Golden Retriever >Mom - Black Americans Lab>Dad - The Black Lab/Golden MixWhen the golden in the pic is older, we are going to breed them. We've had all three generations of dogs at home and always kept the a black puppy. The last time there just happened to be only one (out of 14).
>>721030462What's the point of that? Doesn't mixing a Golden to a dark coated dog typically just turn it into something that looks like a black lab?
>We need a, uh, nevermind.
>>721030789No. The vast majority of our litters were brown or creme. You sort of end up with a slightly longer, much softer haired lab looking dog with a few Golden Retriever features. We hope this this time around results in a smaller dog. The golden is small for her breed at 53 lbs, but the black lab/Golden mix is around 100. There is one dog from his litter that is fucking enormous at 140 lbs.. The original English Lab that started the line was big as well at 115 lbs.
>>721031397Neat. Does breeding a smaller dog with a somewhat significantly larger male present risks or does the size of the litter typically even out.
>>721030017Register a noise complaint with your local council or police
>>721031015
I miss my dog bros.
>>721030326Vmiap
>>721033668Sorry for your loss bro. You probably made sure it was as good of a life as a dog could live
>>721027325>Hey here is a powerful, highly energetic, and potentially aggressive dog>You should absolutely not own it unless you know what you're doingmaybe humans need to consider that we've rationalized keeping untrained and often dangerous animals in close proximity to vulnerable people and therefore require dog licenses in urban settings or to display competency in training/handling instead of going 'this breed is banned' cause theyre just gonna go out and find or breed the next closest spastic retard strength creature
>>721033835>dog licensesBritbong detected
>>721015015nice tongue
>>72103380719 years, I'd say I did a good job.
>>721027928Beagle's are S tier dogs unless you are a lazy fat fuck. Super loyal.
>>721031015>Ms. "I'll survive a fucking missile to the face".
>>721027145Did you just forget that chihuahuas exist when you were typing your analogy
>>721021789Dead to Rights has a Husky.
>>721034074Fuckin rights you did man. That's a dog that was treated right.
>>721018453https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA
>>721029015soft
>>721027260I have 2 myself
>>721035723Two loafs! Are they related?
>>721027928>BAARROOO ROOOO ROOOO BAROOO BARO... ROOO BAROO ROO rooo... ROO... rooo...
>>721036668Brother and sister.
DOG THREAD?!
>>721027145It's just a fucking dog you actual retard.
post source of that panda link, 7559
i think my dog has autism
>>721031729Seems to even out. Smaller breeds of lab are less susceptible to hip dysplasia, and all the dogs have been long lived with little problems. The original English Lab was 16 when he died, and his son was 14. The one in the picture is 9, the golden is 2.5.
>>721039248bear with it
>>721039602HA
>>721028107jej
>>721034074That's at least 4 years longer than the usual old pricks. Your dog must be in the highest circle of heaven now.
>>721015015My German Shepard got attacked by a neighbor's dog that got loose while I was walking him earlier. Video Games don't lie about their durability, he tanked the bites like a champ and was doing a good job shaking off and repelling him while we ran home, I didn't get seriously bitten and he's not seriously harmed either. When he gets back from the vet, he's earned some burger patties as a treat.Yes, the attacking dog in question was a pitbull.
>>721021390>Germ sheps >not basedGay
>>721026347>You have alerted the Beast
>>721015015>You get dog companion based on your character's alignment
>>721039937>when you're about to tell your friend that Joseph Smith and Muhammad are on their way down
>>721040438Your dog is a good boy.>Final spoilerGoes without saying.
>>721026347They look silly until you see how fucking huge they are. Their bigass snouts were intentionally bred to pin down wolves
>>721040438Based Shep. Hook him with a full stack with the works for that glorious effort.
>>721027928Computer. ENHANCE.
>>721028846>get a load of this faggot
>>721042471Basset's are isane tracking dogs, people make fun of their looks but they are very valuable for a hunting party.
>>721033835>maybe humans need to consider that we've rationalized keeping untrained and often dangerous animals in close proximity to vulnerable peopleYeah fuck those dirty cotton picking->and therefore require dog licenses in urban settingsOh. Nevermind.
>>721044475ive seen too many older folks and dumb young bitches with ridiculous dogs they have no hope of controlling or allowed to roam free without leashesi am pro dog license in certain situations
>>721021390Basset Hound, Boxer or Dalmatian you mean
>>721044652Yeah that used to work but then the Civil Rights act happened and now everything that could assist in curbing retards from actively ruining their own lives and the integrity of their communities is illegal.
I'm not allow to have a dog at my location but if given a chance, I would want a doberman.
>>721029875who runs dogfighting rings 99 times out of 100?
>>721028890torgal is a good boy. with you from day one unlike that cuck joshua hiding away until clive is strong enough to do all the work. little jill and puppy torgal are so cute.
I should be legally allowed to punch men and women that have unleashed mutts.
>>721021390
>>721028890>>721045126
jack russels > alldont @ me, im right
>we need a dog for our Japanese game
>>721015015Woman's best friend.
>>721045126Based Torgal even saved Jill too
>>721015893Dobermans are goofballs
>>721026629>schlopmook this filthy go-I mean handsome aryan got me to laugh
>we need a dog to use as a ranged projectile
>>721046829You can thank the ((merchant)) for that. They were breed to protect a tax collector to collect taxes from ((them))
>>721027782I had a Chihuahua mix named courage. He was a good, quiet boy. He defeated over 5 cat yard invaders and even drove off a pitbull once. Died at 10 years. I miss him so bad.
>>721029526>muslimslittle did I know until a while ago that there is a reason for thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXCYh7TcKUw>blackspicrel. who would have thought that the race most renown for their patience and respect for nature would be poor with animals
>>721041534Vicar Amelia looking motherfucker.
>>721047063>we need a dog that can move at incredibly high speeds
>>721045324Get in the rubber duck Huey before I start breaking fingers.
>>721029526>Muslims hate and mistreat dogs.They had a hadith specifically say you cannot abuse animal. A heavily religious woman abuse her cat and she end up in hell. A hooker gave some well water to a thirsty dog and her sins were forgiven. You're better off just shitting on the people in those regions than the entire religion.
>>721047681>Father Gascoigne has joined the Hoont
>>721045324 And from that moment on, Torgal became ten times more useful than half the main cast combined. Man's best bro through and through-he's giving orders, tanking hits, and pulling off combos like he's the damn Lupine Phoenix. Meanwhile Joshua over there sipping tea and doing his best impression of a plot device.
>>721034074it was a small dog, right? Mine lived at least 17 (not sure when she was born) and she was pretty small.Big dogs are a lot of fun but they have shorter lifespans. After you go through a few of those you just can't bring yourself to bond with another companion who will only be around for the next 10ish years. The thought of the inevitable loss and heartbreak just kills your enthusiasm to get another dog
>>721048090kek he almost made it too
>>721048237part 2
>>721048090the tiny black one figured it out instantly, smart pup
>>721048404He pushed him.
>>721048404>no dobermann
>>721048090It was a fluffy dalmatian mix someone left in my backyard for some reason, there where 2 of them, a short hair and a poofy one, we kept the poofy one and found a home for the short hair.She wasn't small but neither was she big, at least not as big as your typical dalmatian. She stayed pretty healthy for her entire life but arthritis just ate her up.
>>721048494LIQUUIIIIIIIDDDD
>We need the best dog
>>721049037What is their criteria base on?
>>721049037>samoyed in b tierSHIT LISTSHIT FUCKING LIST
>>721048090>>721048404I feel like after a while this can only devolve into animal abuse at some point trying to get more and more views. Like these as they are are fine but who knows what could happen down the line if the more simple obstacle courses stop getting as many views for the owner.
>>721049037>pug>S teir
I miss my lab, he died 12 years ago but I still miss him dearly.
>>721049037>dobermann paws posted this
>>721049037>Doberman in SNigger detected.
>>721049037Aren't you forgetting someone?
> Doberman>they are they're the smartest dogs> but also the most neediest dog that will never leave you allow I guess all that (movie) propaganda tarnish their image and hire snoopshit to do it further>>721049492Those animmals get pitfalls, not Doberman. Snoopshit is just a faggot trying makenthme his image when it's 100 percent german
>>721049037Why is husky in pitt tier?
>>721049708You just le know xDdAm I fitting in reddit
>>721022613>>721022478borzoi are so weird and cute.. they are more like a mythical creature thing than than a doghttps://youtu.be/1H5iog0sJGk?si=i5KyrxQZ2ikP2k01
What's the problem with huskies? They look cool, but everyone I know who has one complains constantly about how much of a hassle they are.
>>721049952they are extremely loud and energetic
>>721026856they have one job: retrieve
>>721048404>All the Labrador puppies immediately trying to get to the table from the groundFucking love these dumb shits
>>721049952Most dog owners do not research the dog they want. They expect the dog to just stay at home and look cool, but they fail to realize that breeds like husky demand a lot from their owner like tons of exercise and giant space.
>>721041534>>721047681
>>721040438get that pit killed
>>721042471surprisingly heavy dogretard neighbor of mine unknowingly let his out and lost it at night in a neighborhood with car trafficfor double retard points the collar had no address or phone numbersince I didn’t have a leash/belt/etc I had to carry that thing door to door to find its owner and stop it from getting smeared on the road
>>721050313should have just kept it
>>721048090Based doberman showing how it's done
>>721047832not that anon but I had a Muslim stay at my home during winter break at uniwhen my dog ran by him and brushed against his leg (medium sized dog), he literally screamed and refused to use a bathroom when we told him the dog had been washed in it long ago (perfectly normal bathroom otherwise)it struck me as very odd at the timehe was from Pakistan, so presumably Sunni
>>721049952Lots of people who get huskies don't expect them to be loud and energetic. Mine loves going for runs twice a day and then she's just chilling.
>>721048404>second one to almost reach the end failed the last jump
>>721048494>become ungovernable
>>721050418she was a cute dog
>>721050526>he was from PakistanThis is what I mean with shitting on the people in those regions. They're incredibly traditionalist to a point that they shove their tradition into the religion and going to the extreme end of it. They have a completely different mindset than that of any other region and why they're completely incompatible with the western or any other asian region.
>>721049951>only survived from a batch of 13 dogs in the US because commieniggers were going full scorched on them after they suicided the Romanovs Kino
>>721047682pls
>we need an ungodly obnoxious, exhaustingly demanding fucking cunt who's actually the biggest softie sweetheart ever deep down and it makes it all worth it
>>721047063How did she do it? I never understand it since that JRPG is fucking shit and I never finish it. Fuck Draw System.
>>721040438cuck dog and owner ran away from a irl poke battle and wants asspats for it
>>721050832>commieniggersThey were blowing up churches and suppressing peasants with chemical weapons. Not surprising.
>don't mind me just pirating these gamer snacks
>>721015118>a* algorithmAs opposed to?
>>721050832I thought this said Ramones at first lmfao
>>721026701An excellent choice.But for me it's the schnauzer.
>>721050960all of the girl limit breaks in FFVIII are magic for a reason
