>tfw the last true 10/10 game from Nintendo came out 13 years ago
First post for Pit x Medusa.Yes, I'm talking about THAT doujin.
>>721037343But astlibra came out in 2022
>>721037343Not quite, Splatoons 1 and 2 were kino, but 3 shit the bed.
>>721037343Nah, Robobot and Tropical Freeze came out after this
>>721037343>Sin and Punishment for smashbabbysyawn
>>721037343It was good, but can't be a 10/10 with that awful control scheme. It was like going back to N64-era FPS awkwardness of "pick whichever one of these suck the least for you".
>>721037491i am newbab, what doujin
>>721039594git gud
But this came right after?
I never fully did this on 9.0, is it fun from a new game? I don’t even think you can do it from there right since you need hearts or something? Also iirc you lost hearts for losing.
I actually tried replaying this last year but my hands are too big to play this now. The control scheme is very wonky and would really benefit from having an actual controller to use
>>721037343I just wish it was on an actual consoleIn fact I think that applies for planet robobot too
>>721043076kind of ugly to emulate too unless you have two monitors
>>721042045I beat the game on 9.0 during my first playthrough (I would revisit earlier levels and farm money if I didn't have enough)It's really amazing. Some chapters will rape you though (the human sword guy, the one with hades heart)
>>721041892the doujin where pit and medusa have sex, of course
>>721043686the aurum chapter was so cancerous on 9.0 difficulty
>>721043795link, kind sir?
>>721037343That last day of online reminded me just how wretched this thing was in PvP
>OP is a boyfucking pederastMany such casesThis post will be deleted because so is the janny
>>721037491love me some good old vanilla
>>721043908just look it up yourself, retardthere arent that many kid icarus doujins
>>721044021>BoyPit is 25 in game.
>>7210420459.0+ final level is downright fucking impossible to me because of its on-rail shooter shitty gimmick and some bullet-spamming hades parts being hp spongesyou either play it perfect or you lose
>>721037343>shit controls>10/10this game is the apex of /v/'s contrarianism.
>>721043686>Hades Heart on 9.0Trying to do that without Club cheese is the one black mark on Uprising
>>721044145>Pit is 25out of 10.
because it's nintendo it's doomed to be on dogshit consolesimagine Kid Icarus Uprising with a mouse. It would be peak. I guess we can hope someone Ship of Harkanian's Uprising
>>721044639>imagine Kid Icarus Uprising with a mouse. It would be peak.The Switch 2 port will be like this
>>721044683Sakky's a bit busy visiting his son after years of abandonment so we just gotta hope they don't hold him at gunpoint for another smash
>>721044683just like the switch port/remaster that kept getting "leaked" over and over and never actually happening, right
>>721044683buddy, we've been through this song and dance before and head honcho is working on pink gumball racing 2 (because every mascot needs to have a racing game this year for some ungodly reason)
>>721044639the switch 2 joycon can literally be used as a mouse too
>>721044683>>721044639>We're going to get this dogshit for Switch 2 with mouse and gyro aiming before Sin and Punishment 2Feels badman
>>721044979Well, maybe if treasure actually fucking did something for once you wouldn't be waiting
Metroidfags whine but they don't know real suffering
>>721045257Things are looking up for F-Zero these days so maybe there's hope for KI too.
>>721041984
>>721037343>15 years almost up
>>721044279Brief Invincibility really helped with that fight, but getting to the boss was just as tough. Still nothing compared to a 9.0 run of Three Trials
>>721043943>>>>>
>>721045068 Treasure could literally fart out a tech demo and people would worship it like it's the second coming of Radiant Silvergun. But nah, they’re too busy getting lost on the way to their own office. At this point, some intern should just leak a project file or something - it's the only way anything's coming out of that crypt.
treasure is just next level games 2, or retro studios 3
Watching this clip from Air Riders made me realize that a new Kid Icarus from Sakurai would probably be the greatest video game ever created.You can actually see how much Kid Icarus DNA is in here.
>>721051240Fuck, forgot linkhttps://youtu.be/B2QcZq1UIWI?si=TQvr0qzDioZe4w6j
>>721037343>it's another "nintendo refuses the potential of their non-mario/zelda/kirby properties" episode
>>721037343based anon
>>721039550Did you even play the game? Only certain chapters in Kid Icarus are on-rails, the real meat of the game is in the on-foot sections, the upgrade system, and the glorious multiplayer.It's a 3D Smash with a shooter on top, and somehow, it works.
>>721044213That’s one of the ones I remember doing.I did 9.0 for that mission, the one where you save Angel Land and fight Palutena, the one Dark Pit mission (6?), and I think the Viridi mission in space.
>>721045257You say that as if there's a real Kid Icarus franchise. It's three games, two of which were made 40 years ago and the last one Sakurai's one-and-done pet project. It's like waiting for another Ice Climbers or Joy Mech Fight. Another game ain't happening unless some auteur can convince Nintendo's higher ups.
I really hope Sakurai has fully retired from smash.Air Riders gives me hope that we can get a few more games of non-smash soccer guy kino before he retires. I don't care what series he tries to take up, or even if he does totally original stuff, the guy just has a flavor to his work that I can't find anywhere else.
>>721049295>a 9.0 run of Three Trials
>>721052225???
This game was awesome as fuck. I like how they threw in an entire downfall timeskip arc in the middle of it that had nothing much to do with the overarching story but was foreshadowed anyway. Such a good game.
>>721052541I first timed that chapter at 9.0 and never understood the complaints about difficulty. The reaper chapter, Pandora's house or Medusa were much, much harder
>>721041984Splatoon 1 is also a 10/10
>>721052991True.....
>9.0 Magnus chapter>Finally beat posessed Pit and clear ground mode>Eat shit to flying debris I've never been hit by before or sinceI'm still mad.
Hardest 9.0 chapter was the one with that living star guy who gets possessed by the thing
>>721052101half the games levels are railshooter levels and the action game segments are notoriously bad
>>721054554If you're a shitter maybe.
>>721052748The only thing I never beat on 9.0 was the chapter inside of Hades. Every single time I tried, I'd make it to the Heart, and then get absolutely obliterated by it running after getting hit.
>another obscure game good, cult game bad slap fighteugh
>>7210522257/10 the nougat fucking hard tacks onto your teeth.
>>721043943I used to play against my two cousins and the older one always used this. What I did was pack the reflect walls you put up to counter the charged tornado move he does. His weapon was so strong and it was so telegraph that I could consistently get him to one shot himself. Such a good game