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maeio if he red and capitalis
What is wrong with him!?
>>721054258whos gonna pay 100 bucks for 13 shit games and 1 good game (wario land is the only worthwhile title on the vitrual boy)
>>721054258I really don't know wtf nintendo was smoking when they announced thatlike who the fuck is going to pay 100 dollaroos (or 30 for labo shit) for virtual boy gameswhy do we NEED this peripheral? they didn't even announce if it has the 3D effect or notand if they didn't want to memoryhole this flop after all, why the fuck didn't they release these for the 3DS???? hello??? put me in charge, put me in that boardroom so they make some actual logical decisions for once
>>721054695youtubers. I don't really see any other target audience for this. it's youtuber bait
>>721054695Jack Bros. seems like a pretty alright handheld game.
>>721054821It's a collector item like everything else in the subscription shop.Everyone's treating this like they meant it as a system seller that's going to print them millions, when they put it in the same economic niche as their Genesis controller.
This >>721054695 anon is wrongGalactic Pinball is a very respectable pinball game on the system and Red Alarm is good fun too. Strafing autists of today would love it
>>721054609He's a 30 year old plumber chasing after a teenage princess, he's outclassed
>>721054609AY WE GOT A BETTER MAN OVER HERE!
>>721054258binny
>>721054258The games all go away when switch 2 online support stops too, right?
>>721054258OMG VEE IZ LEIK MY YOUTUBE FEED FR FR
>>721055516 That’s fair, but if it’s a collector’s item, why not actually make it feel special? No custom-themed casing, no cool packaging, nothing physical. Just a download code and a pointless peripheral so brittle it looks like it'll snap under the weight of reality itself. They’re charging like it’s gold-threaded nostalgia but marketing it like it's a clearance rack afterthought. At least the Genesis controller made sense for the games-this is just awkward fanservice.
>>721056410It's meant to be authentic which is why it's listed alongside all the other authentic replicas. Like the Genesis controller.
>>721054609He's right you know.
>>721054908>handheld game.>The Virtual Boy>PortableAnon....
>>721054609I mean, yeah? It’s just sexWomen regularly give it up for drugs, promotions at work, curving their B- grade to A, or just because they are boredIt’s not 100 years ago where having random sex would ruin her future marriage prospects and social standing
>>721054258Remember when you did the same shtick with MK World and it sold 5 million copies?
>>721054609He's a manlet. Luigi doesn't act that way. That's why he's got the hotter princess too.
>>721056410They want the experience of using this to be as similar as possible to using the original.
>>721054821It's a display thing for your reddit shelf, they only made it functional as displaying dysfunctional replica of a hardware is lame, but I don't think people who buys them would actually use the thing for more than 5 minutes
>>721054609His brother is not a virgin, he is, and he is angry he can't score even risking his life.
>>721056678no mario
>>721056658It still does all that actually
>>721056658>It’s not 100 years ago where having random sex would ruin her future marriage prospects and social standingThis has never changed.
>>721058160Wrong. Whores end up with rich men, and since society is run by women, the bigger of a whore you are the more support you getVirgin women just get bullied and are “rewarded” with some autismo loser
>>721054258Can you emulate them?
>>721055516>It's a collector item like everything else in the subscription shop.Which is so fucking gay.It implies limited supplies which bring scalpers out of the woods to hoard the damned things and sell them second hand for minimum $500.People who will end up owning these are the usual suspects.You usual diaper tendie low t fucker on reddit and influencers while the rest end up stacked up in the garage of some bozo.The price is criminal for something that cost at much $20 to produce which makes the Labo shit even worse. Fisher Price and Mattel could massively produce these at a reasonable price but no! it is gatekept by the worst lot.It sucks.This is some Apple-like behavior.
>>721058254Yes. You can even use a vr headset if you want a headache.
that guy with 3 fingers and a tiny body looks like he's a member of antifa
BOOTI
>>721056929So they want people to be blind for awhile after playing.
Why didn't they release this on the 3DS which has a better 3D system?
>>721054258No Mario
>>721054258and every youtubers telling you to not buy nintendo products end up buying or multiple copies of nintendo products because muh review videos generating money
The best bit is Vinny believing you can play the games without the set, only for them to confirm you do need it.
>>721060425You need the special flimsy plastic to burn your eyes prease understandu
>and if you can't afford spending 100 dollars here's a cardboard version for 25>straps not included
>>721062459>No straps What on tarnation.>>721057067lelNintendo customers are quite the comical people.
>>721062459I cannot believe they expect you to hold your face up to the screen and play with the joy-cons next to your head. So many people are gonna be suckered into buying this shit and playing it for all of 20 minutes.
>>721054258Battle of might ( Vinny will lose in the cutscene )
>>721054258Omigosh is that Vinny Vinesauce???
>>721060371>they tell you not to buy it but stockpile it when your attention is dragged somewhere else and the moment you check ebay it sells for 3k a piece Devilish
>>721062459>$25 cardboardNintendo are fucking insane.
>>721063061that sounds so stupid lmao100% the cardboard would not be able to sustain the pull from your hands while playing
>>721062459>$25>for cardboardare they trying to offload unsold nintendo labo stock or what
>>721064201>>721062459This is the saddest shit I've ever seen.
Hey anons. This isn't for you. So why are you wasting time bitching about it unless you're outing yourself as the kind of idiot that would buy this if they made a few changes?
>>721064447I can still mock it and the people that want to buy it. Not a hard concept to grasp.
>>721054609Mario wouldn't say that. He's just friends.
I'm surprised Nintendo put GC on NSO. GameCube games are new enough to remaster and resell for €60
>>721064447>this isn't for youthen who is it for?
>>721065210manchildren
>>721054258He will buy it anyway because he's that much of a faggot
>>721064310kek the fucking storm too
>>721064447Because nothing gets made for me anymore.
>>72105469514 DRIPFED games, at that.Also Wario Land Virtual Boy was never good and it being "le ebin hidden gem!1!!!" is a shit meme that needs to end
>>721054258Nintendo must be really hurting for money after all those palworld lawsuits huh
Why didn't they do virtual boy shit for the 3ds? That would have made way more sense. No physical add-on gimmicks, just throw the games on the actual 3d screen and let it work with the depth gimmick the vb games had. Bonus points for not having to glue your eyeballs to the red and black display to play itInstead they waited until... the switch 2 to bring it back?
yoey > vinko
>>721064447It's ok to hate. You don't have to accept everything
>>721054609>Risk your life fighting an entire army of monsters with just you, your brother, and 2 randoms sometimes>Do this several times>Can’t even get a handjobValid crashout
>>721064310>nigger looking at me bewildered when I say nigger ( I'm miles away and spelling it through the internet so he can't beat me up )
I have my real deal Virtual boy I use for decoration collecting dust. Wario and the robot boxing game all you need.
Binyot literaly said he gonna buy it anyway but it's ok because he gonna stream it for content
>>721062459this will still sell out almost immediately
>>721068307The absolute state of Vinny Nintendosauce
>>721064447omg just let people hate things
>>721064447Nintendo used to make good games. I used to like them. I shit on them because I want them to stop sucking ass. And I shit on their dickriders because they enable Nintendo sucking ass.
isn't like the only "good" VB game the jack bros and wario one?
>>721070336Yeah
>>721068307I expected nothing else from a nint0ddler.
>>721070256shut up retard
>>721056658If a firefighter pulls you out of a burning building, will you suck his cock?
>>721070951Uh oh tendie melty
>>721070951Stop sucking ass.
>>721071318>>721071451Stop samefagging, retard.It's completely fucking retarded to complain about a product that was intentionally designed to be a hardcore collectors item and nothing else.Nintendo knows the Virtual Boy wasn't good, they're just giving it to the people that were curious about it and don't want to spend $400 for a used one, it's braindead logic that a five year old would understand.This product is, indeed, not for you, or for many people really, they know it won't sell much, just like the VB
>>721054258Bimbo Bumsauce!?
>>721071617Anon you are arguing with a retard that doesn't understand anything outside of trying to shitpost.
>>721071617>nooooooooo reeeee stop being disappointed by nintendo aaaa waaaaaaa you must be a samefaaaag nobody could possibly think they suck now or that I'm a giant fucking idiot nooooookys, retard>>721071932Stop samefagging, retard.
>>721062459So>$25 + $60/year to play the worst library of games in Nintendo history and not even have a strap for the VR headsetor>$20 for Silksonghmmmm
>>721054258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyVAp0tOk5AWhat were they thinking?
>>721071617If only this was the one shitty thing Nintendo was doing and not literally everything they've been doing was shitty. If only their bootlickers were capable of having a genuine argument in good faith.
>>721071617I wish I could personally rope all tendies the world would be a better place
>>721073656kill yourself
Nintendo's vice is Pride. They can't accept that they had a flop once, it must be salvaged.Sony's vice is having no games. I think that's worse.
>>721054609I look like this but I don't say this
>>721074383Nintendo is not your precious little buttbuddy, they are your rapist.
>>721054908>>721056536>Portable? My ass is portable!
>>721075197Sony's vice is sloth
>>721073195Says the samefagging retard kek.Don't choke on too many dicks out there.
>>721054609I don't think it's that they want to make Mario an incel so much as they want him to be a completely asexual corporate mascot. One that won't so much as kiss Peach.
You will do it for them.
>>721064447>be a video game fan>video game comes out>"this isn't for you"Okay then, gamers are not the target audience I guess? Understood
>>721078067I’d rather they make Synchronicity Prologue into a full game instead.
